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Obama Raises $10,000,000,000,000 so far in April!
David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager, just announced that so far in April Obama's raised $10,000,000,000,000.
Yes, that's right: an unbelievable TEN TRILLION DOLLARS!!!
Obama has vowed that he will only spend one trillion dollars on his presidential campaign, and that if he is elected President in November, he will donate the remainder of his campaign warchest to entirely eliminate the national debt ON DAY ONE!!
Obama: Only a moron would vote for anybody else.TM
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Comments (7)
McCain's fundraising numbers are also in. Over the same period, he raised $7.43. But $5 of that was a personal loan to the campaign.
April 21, 2008 2:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
McCain's fundraising numbers are also in. Over the same period, he raised $7.43. But $5 of that was a personal loan to the McCain campaign from Hillary Clinton.
April 21, 2008 8:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
By the way, I didn't really mean to be snarky there at the end. That really is Obama's new slogan, and it really is trademarked. I hear it's going to be unveiled at the press teleconference in the morning. I'm sure Greg will do a piece about it tomorrow.
April 21, 2008 2:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
Finally. I was wondering when they would just come right out and say it.
April 21, 2008 2:25 AM | Reply | Permalink
There are also murmurs of free pizza and 2 liters of Coke... for everyone on Earth. They think it'll go a long way toward repairing America's damaged reputation abroad, while at the same time stimulating America's economy.
Man... These guys have it all figured out... I can't wait!
I'm a bit concerned about the slogan, though. I hope the Mormon's don't get upset. It's a little close.
April 21, 2008 4:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
As a moron, I take offense to that!
April 21, 2008 4:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
As a moron, I take offense to that!™
April 21, 2008 7:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
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