So as many of you probably did, I saw Gingrich on John Stewart last night slopping around like a pig in Wright and then, of course, Ayers.

And though Stewart's audience is smarter than most of Gingrich's mistresses, he felt the need to mention that Ayers is a "terrorist."

Now, we all know there's no link worth talking about here, even Hillary supporters (generally bringing it up to point out that the Republicans will--a convenient truth), and we know that the reason that the word "terrorist" is so important because, in this country, when we think terrorist, we think...duh duh....brown.

So seeing that the Republicans are going to play six degrees of separation, I've decided to play too.  Because I'm tired of the Dem race, I'm looking to McCain.

I'm hoping you will too.  Our candidate will probably not stoop to such insinuations, but I will, and you can too.  McCain's buddies sure are.

So my first find of the morning is that McCain's great-great grandfather owned 52 slaves.  A different one for every week, I guess.  Did Great Grandfather McCain inherit them?  I don't know.  I'm just getting started.

So there you go.  Grandpa McSame: 52 slaves

Do with that what you will.

(On a side note, I got this info from Wikipedia, which is generally not to be very trusted, but I'm less concerned with accuracy than with innuendo.  Obama would not approve.  Oh well.)