Give me a F***ing Break. Lick me. LiCK ME!!!

Glad you decided to stay desidero. I was really worried you might be offended by all the insensitive posters out there. Please remember we're not all like that, and if you want to change your mind about any of your closely-held beliefs and opinions, we're here for you.
We only want what's best for you, and other people who hold the same opinions.
Sure, I understand Brando's mumble can be a bit cloying, but don't you think the possession might have just a BIT to do with your anger?
It's OK, just let it flow.
Oh. I see you already have.

Dirty Dancing. The late 80's pop music score reminds me of the good years that led up to Bill Clinton getting elected president.

Eric Carmen and his song "Hungry Eyes" reminds me of the first time I gave fellatio to a much older man. Despite the scandal that followed it was worth it.

I'm just glad the much older woman he usually entertained could see our love for what it really was - imprudent but necessary for his manhood.

Dirty Dancing en-copulates everything that makes America great and I'll be voting for Jennifer Grey in November!

Are you taking nominations or is this considered bad form.

And Star Wars? How about Piss Wars? Science dumbed down for jocks and an annoying ugly c*** straight out of Popeye for engineers who can't get dates. It's not a movie, it's a goddamn special FX reeler for those f*** in California, the sound-and-light extravaganza that spawned Silicon Valley - why couldn't they stick with musicals or Liberace at the Luxor? Since we didn't push you off into the ocean last decade, let Captain Howdy tell you how it's going to be - "you're going to die up there". "Remember the Force"? How lame is that. Try "Keep Away! The Sow is Mine!" I did more for girl power than all those lezzies marching in the 60's. "Lick me! Lick me!" For you romper room kiddies in dighties too young to remember, I brought the crucifix in style long before Madonna's c***ish Dick Clarkathon. Girls just wanna have fun my ass. And that Obi Wan Kenobee schtick? Ripped straight off from that goddamn preacher Merrin and those crazed Yezidis out in the desert. You say Soo-nni, I say Suh-nni, they're all deranged out there, too much sun and blood and locusts in the diet. Take me, Obi-Wan, Come into Me, Motherf***er.

"You must remember this
A cross is still a cross..."

Here's lookin' at you, kid.

U R STOOOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heh.

So very cathartic.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

I don't want to hijack this thread, but if you are looking for good movies and links to right wing web sites, try this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txrikNFX-8E

The disenfrenchfry comment was the best moment this site has ever known.

And I think what LisB was saying was:

Nobody puts Allsburg in a corner.

Wow, am I disappointed at how busy work got yesterday... I come back to rejoin the fray and it's like I'm Rip Van Winkle! So much for the one week hiatus I was planning after Penna.

Typical Obamabotulist. These aren't **REAL*** movies about ***REAL*** people. These are ***FAKE*** movies about ***FAKE*** people. Real Americans don't fight intergalactic wars or name their sleds or have sexual awakenings at the hands of hot dance instructors at summer resorts. Real Americans work hard and don't need Harvard people condescending to them. They need Yale people protecting them from getting their feelings hurt. What about a movie about a hardworking American worker getting his delicate hardworking sensibilities hurt by SCARY BLACK PREACHER MAN and calling superdelegates around the country begging for them to provide them with real candidate who shoots guns and sips delicately from shot glasses and cares about THEM. Now THAT'S a movie you pansy Luke-Skywaker loving baby.

AP- Kalamazoo, MI: Bat Guano released an apology today for posting a Turrets-like outburst in yesterday's TPMCafe Troll-a-Thon.

"I'm sorry that anyone might have taken my words the wrong way and were offended by them," Guano wrote. "I was experiencing a moment of fatigue, low blood sugar and over-caffination."

Guano's original post, "F-cking c-nts," appeared to be directed at no one person or group. However, he followed it with what appeared to be an insult towards the British.

Today's release continued: "F-cking Brit c-nts can stick their p-ss poor snooty attitudes up their f-cking b-ms."

As with yesterday's post, this statement also appeared to be an obscene nonsequitur and was not further clarified.

Allsburg, Baby. I'm....concerned. Your project is to present a different topic every day for which we can troll-off. But isn't the very nature of trolling that a troll knows no topic? That someone can be writing about polls or commercials or cute babies and a troll will write YOU OBAMANATIONS ARE SUCKERZ! OBAMAS GONNA LOSE AND YOUR GONNA CRYYY. SCARY BLACK MAN! UPPITY--I MEAN ELITIST! IT'S NOT ME WHO THINKS THESE THINGS, IT'S OTHER PEOPLE! CHOKE-ON YOUR KOOL AID, LOSER!

I am a devout, even fervant, adherant of Casablanca. However, I am having great difficulty maintining that support in the face of some of the demeaning, SEXIST things that have been said about Jennifer Grey by some of my fellow Casablanca supporters. I personally attribute every derogatory thing said about Ms. Grey directly to Michael Curtiz, who I beleive to be ultimately responsible for everything said about another movie because he has failed to speak out against such comments. Although I cannot prove that these things are actually sexist, I just know it to be true. I am sure that people would not be saying those things about her if she were a man.

I believe that the supporters of Casablanca are doing their favorite film great harm with these ugly comments. I know many supporters of Casablanca who have ceased liking that film and have become adherents of Dirty Dancing because of comments like this. I have not seen any similarly demeaning, ugly comments made by supporter of Dirty Dancing about the fact that Casablanca is in black and white and if such comments have been made, they have been made by people unaffiliated with the film and, even if such comments have been made, they are not, in any way, connected to Dirty Dancing. I implore all of my fellow supporters of Casablanca to remember that they are, at all times, acting as official spokespersons for their favorite film.

IF THE SUPERTROLLS OVERTHROW THE VIEWERS CHOICE OF STAR WARS AS THE BEST MOVIE EVER THEN I WILL ORGANIZE A BOYCOTT OF THE OTHER MOVIES ON THIS LIST.

JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT STAR WARS WINS, I'M GOING TO STARWARS.COM AND BUYING A $50 YODA T-SHIRT TO HELP WITH THE CAMPAIGN.

YODA WE CAN!

It saddens me that my one true talent appears to be concern trolling.

I think I'll sit this thread out as a competitor...

(can't...resist...the...inner...troll)

...especially since y'all are a bunch of f**ks. How can you even discuss best movies of all time without including Battleship Potemkin, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, or Network. G*d d*mn bunch of dunderheaded ignoramuses. I'm going on strike. You won't see me around this g*dfors*ken website!

Citizen Kane? Try Citizen LAME. Talk about elitist. Yeah, I get it, you miss your SLED. Boo-f*cking-hoo. Call me when you've got a real problem. Like, I dunno, you're an out of work musician, you accidentally witnessed the Valentine's Day Massacre, and your only choice is to dress up like a woman and join an all-girl's band that's performing in a beach hotel, but now a handsy billionaire finds your act a little too convincing and wants to marry you, MEANWHILE the gangsters are having a convention at the SAME HOTEL. That's a problem.

Pansy.

What's with all the old movies? I think you guys are ageists or youngists. Whatever you're discriminating against those of us who have heard of those movies but never bothered to watch them because the graphics, are like, so lame.

The answer is The Godfather.

VICTOR LASZLO IS A SOCIALIST!! HE PRINTS THE FOULEST LIES IN THE LIBERAL MEDIA!!! DISCOVER THE TRUTH ABOUT VICTOR LASZLO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM

JENNIFER GREY IS A SERIAL ABORTIONIST!! EVEN THE LIBERAL FASHIST ROGER EBERT CALLS HER AN IDIOT!!! WHEN WILL AMERICA WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT MEXICANS ARE STEALING OUR BABIES AND ONLY THE JEWS WILL BE LEFT!! YOU CANNOT HIDE WITH A NOSEJOB- THE ISLAMOFASHISTS WILL FIND YOU!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-gy5EG9Clw