Thank you, Allsburg. I doff my virtual hat to you.
Recommend
My sentiments exactly.
I really have to commend you. This is one of the few posts here that both Obama and Hillary supporters can agree on. Well done!
The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover ?
The speed of this post climbing the charts is truly breathtaking.
Number 1 with a bullet!
...walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
ok I don't get it.
Sorry, louisev, we're having fun with a post that quite obviously got cut off accidentally after the first line, due to TPM's screwy blog-posting software.
Plus, my policy is to recommend any post that is shorter than its title.
Oh. OH. OHHHH! Hahahaha. Recommended!
I think it's hard to make sense of this one in isolation, but fortunately the previous post in the series has now made it to the recommended list:
It's not just the fact that a post got cut off. It's the portentous title, the anxious salutation to Dr. Dean, and then the tragic poignancy of a determined blogger rendered mute by the foibles of TPM's technology. Twice.
Plus Allsburg's dryly hilarious recommendation.
pithy!!! I like Pith!
Reccomend
It reminds me of the scene in Forrest Gump when Forrest is at the anti-war rally, and just as he begins speaking the power gets pulled from the speakers, then the next thing you hear is Forrest saying, "and that's all I've got to say about the War in Vietnam".
Pity that did not happen throughout the entire movie.
I think what strikes me most about the last few days is that this primary has gone on too long.
Amen, sister. Kind of makes me wish the Democratic primary had a mercy rule.
The (not-so-) funny thing is, I think Chairman Dean has been using this letter as his action agenda!
Yeah, that fifty state strategy was a total flop, wasn't it.
Hi, BIC. Hey, I was just trying to riff on the theme of the comment thread and mesh it with the accusations that he should be stepping into the Michigan and Florida morass. Being from a typically-red state, I'm appreciative of the 50-state thang, and we'll even try to make it close against McCain. Sorry it got stuck in your craw.
Brilliant, (blog post mirrors reality)
-Bush merely keeping the POTUS chair warm
-Iraq in a ceremonious quagmire
-Troop redeployments in "a pause"
-Congress in usual state of pregnant titular efficiency
-Economy stagflating in spite of much touted stimulus package
-Housing market in seller/buyer empty stalemate
-Dollar truncated in spite of FED media blitz
-Obama running the primary clock
-Hillary rearranging chairs on campaign flotilla stalling for time
-Superdelegates waving at everyone from the fence with no clue of what to do.
I lost my point anyway - recommended!
WTF happened to the lede op?
I think the post is a setup to a dirty joke.
Howard Dean, the Clintons, Lanny Davis, and Reverend Wright all walk into a room in Denver just before the Democratic National Convention. And four beautiful scantily clad women come in. So the first one walks up to Dean and says, Chairman Dean, what would you like me to do for you?
And he says . . .
[long vulgar section of post deleted by TPM software]
. . . so after the last woman gets up, Reverend Wright says, God damn you, Lanny Davis! And Davis laughs, takes off his mask, and says, I don't have a problem with you saying that, I just think the American people do! At which point they all laugh together, the scantily clad women walk out, and they all lived happily ever after.
You could be making phone calls for Obama ... or Hillary.
Help: TPM staff publishes only a few lines of my blogs
I tried unsuccessfully four times to get TPM staff to address the problem I’m having with my blogs. Only a few lines of them get published, and when a MORE hyperlink does appear, it goes back to the few lines. I can never get to the entire piece in each blog. This was especially vexing when I achieved Recommended Reader Blog status and notified all my friends and relatives.
In frustration, I’m putting this notice up in every conceivable spot at TPM that I can. Help! I’m trapped in TPM Hell. User name: johnhughmcfadden; email: johnhughmcfadden@hotmail.com
Preach, I'm not staff but I may be able to help.
It seems that the main reason this happens on TPM is because the blog posting software sees some unknown code in your posts, and interprets that code as an "End of post" command. This may happen because you use a text editor of some kind to compose your message (MSWord, for example), and then you "cut-and-paste" the post into the blog box. By doing this, you retain the text editor's funky coding.
Next time, try saving your post with a .txt extension, and then open it with Notepad. Cut and paste it into the blog box, and hit submit. That usually works for me!
I always paste from Notepad (not sure what the Mac equivalent is), to make sure that there's no hidden mark-up in it. Notepad is pure text.
Also, you might not want to print your email all over the place, as spambots sometimes scrape email addresses from web pages.
Truly disturbing that *2* posts with the same problem is zero content now occupy the "most recommended" list.
What does this tell us?
- TPM readers have a sense of humor.
- It is a slow news day.
- Trolls love neutral posts that prevent real substance from popping up.
- TMP needs to fix their software!
- People will read anything short enough.
- Pack mentality rules.
Any others?
I would have stopped after items one and two, but once again you've delved into the analysis with an unrivaled vigor. ;)
Gee, I long ago gave up trying to do a reader's post, especially after Andrew promised by e-mail to help, but then stranded me, I guess forever, in e-mail and reader post exile......
Can I safely assume that is where some of my comments go when they fail to appear within oh say an hour or two? into the Bizarroblogosphere?
This is better than being lost in a parking garage and not being able to find your car!
You know, sometimes with Baby Smurf you leave out toys and books for him to play with, and he'll go right to them. And sometimes he uses them in rather unusual ways, and sometimes he starts teething and accuses the Fisher Price Piano of bias, but still you can direct him. And sometimes when you don't, when he is confronted with the empty space of his floor, he just goes over to his sock drawer and starts pulling everything out, then pulls all the books and toys off of his shelf, and then starts taking the laundry out the hamper and what you have then reminds me a lot of....something.
WOW!
I made several attempts to post this letter to the DNC Chairman and wound up with the two abortions you've all noted.
I almost hate to post the real thing, because the responses to the phantom are all so amusing. And what the hell could I post now that would get so many recommendations?
As a relatively new blogger, all I can wonder is: should I enjoy or regret if this was my fifteen minutes of fame?
Comments (37)
I loved this the first time around, but will happily recommend it again.
April 10, 2008 12:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
In case anyone wants to explore this matter in more depth, here is the original post:
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/04/howard-dean-the-clintons-lanny.php
April 10, 2008 10:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Genghis, my job here is done.
April 10, 2008 4:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thank you, Allsburg. I doff my virtual hat to you.
April 10, 2008 5:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Recommend
April 10, 2008 1:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
My sentiments exactly.
April 10, 2008 2:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
I really have to commend you. This is one of the few posts here that both Obama and Hillary supporters can agree on. Well done!
April 10, 2008 7:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover ?
April 10, 2008 11:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
The speed of this post climbing the charts is truly breathtaking.
Number 1 with a bullet!
April 10, 2008 12:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
...walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
April 10, 2008 1:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
ok I don't get it.
April 10, 2008 1:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry, louisev, we're having fun with a post that quite obviously got cut off accidentally after the first line, due to TPM's screwy blog-posting software.
Plus, my policy is to recommend any post that is shorter than its title.
April 10, 2008 1:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh. OH. OHHHH! Hahahaha. Recommended!
April 10, 2008 9:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think it's hard to make sense of this one in isolation, but fortunately the previous post in the series has now made it to the recommended list:
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/04/howard-dean-the-clintons-lanny.php
April 10, 2008 1:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's not just the fact that a post got cut off. It's the portentous title, the anxious salutation to Dr. Dean, and then the tragic poignancy of a determined blogger rendered mute by the foibles of TPM's technology. Twice.
Plus Allsburg's dryly hilarious recommendation.
April 10, 2008 3:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
pithy!!! I like Pith!
Reccomend
April 10, 2008 3:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
It reminds me of the scene in Forrest Gump when Forrest is at the anti-war rally, and just as he begins speaking the power gets pulled from the speakers, then the next thing you hear is Forrest saying, "and that's all I've got to say about the War in Vietnam".
April 10, 2008 3:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Pity that did not happen throughout the entire movie.
April 10, 2008 4:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think what strikes me most about the last few days is that this primary has gone on too long.
April 10, 2008 4:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Amen, sister. Kind of makes me wish the Democratic primary had a mercy rule.
April 10, 2008 5:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
The (not-so-) funny thing is, I think Chairman Dean has been using this letter as his action agenda!
April 10, 2008 5:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, that fifty state strategy was a total flop, wasn't it.
April 10, 2008 5:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hi, BIC. Hey, I was just trying to riff on the theme of the comment thread and mesh it with the accusations that he should be stepping into the Michigan and Florida morass. Being from a typically-red state, I'm appreciative of the 50-state thang, and we'll even try to make it close against McCain. Sorry it got stuck in your craw.
April 10, 2008 6:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Brilliant, (blog post mirrors reality)
-Bush merely keeping the POTUS chair warm
-Iraq in a ceremonious quagmire
-Troop redeployments in "a pause"
-Congress in usual state of pregnant titular efficiency
-Economy stagflating in spite of much touted stimulus package
-Housing market in seller/buyer empty stalemate
-Dollar truncated in spite of FED media blitz
-Obama running the primary clock
-Hillary rearranging chairs on campaign flotilla stalling for time
-Superdelegates waving at everyone from the fence with no clue of what to do.
I lost my point anyway - recommended!
April 10, 2008 5:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
WTF happened to the lede op?
April 10, 2008 5:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think the post is a setup to a dirty joke.
Howard Dean, the Clintons, Lanny Davis, and Reverend Wright all walk into a room in Denver just before the Democratic National Convention. And four beautiful scantily clad women come in. So the first one walks up to Dean and says, Chairman Dean, what would you like me to do for you?
And he says . . .
[long vulgar section of post deleted by TPM software]
. . . so after the last woman gets up, Reverend Wright says, God damn you, Lanny Davis! And Davis laughs, takes off his mask, and says, I don't have a problem with you saying that, I just think the American people do! At which point they all laugh together, the scantily clad women walk out, and they all lived happily ever after.
April 10, 2008 5:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
You could be making phone calls for Obama ... or Hillary.
April 10, 2008 5:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Help: TPM staff publishes only a few lines of my blogs
I tried unsuccessfully four times to get TPM staff to address the problem I’m having with my blogs. Only a few lines of them get published, and when a MORE hyperlink does appear, it goes back to the few lines. I can never get to the entire piece in each blog. This was especially vexing when I achieved Recommended Reader Blog status and notified all my friends and relatives.
In frustration, I’m putting this notice up in every conceivable spot at TPM that I can. Help! I’m trapped in TPM Hell. User name: johnhughmcfadden; email: johnhughmcfadden@hotmail.com
April 10, 2008 6:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Preach, I'm not staff but I may be able to help.
It seems that the main reason this happens on TPM is because the blog posting software sees some unknown code in your posts, and interprets that code as an "End of post" command. This may happen because you use a text editor of some kind to compose your message (MSWord, for example), and then you "cut-and-paste" the post into the blog box. By doing this, you retain the text editor's funky coding.
Next time, try saving your post with a .txt extension, and then open it with Notepad. Cut and paste it into the blog box, and hit submit. That usually works for me!
April 10, 2008 6:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Preach, I see that Andrew replied on one of your threads and asked if you're cutting and pasting from MS Word:
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/04/dear-tpm-youre-chopping-off-my.php
I always paste from Notepad (not sure what the Mac equivalent is), to make sure that there's no hidden mark-up in it. Notepad is pure text.
Also, you might not want to print your email all over the place, as spambots sometimes scrape email addresses from web pages.
April 10, 2008 9:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Truly disturbing that *2* posts with the same problem is zero content now occupy the "most recommended" list.
What does this tell us?
- TPM readers have a sense of humor.
- It is a slow news day.
- Trolls love neutral posts that prevent real substance from popping up.
- TMP needs to fix their software!
- People will read anything short enough.
- Pack mentality rules.
Any others?
April 10, 2008 6:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
I would have stopped after items one and two, but once again you've delved into the analysis with an unrivaled vigor. ;)
April 10, 2008 6:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gee, I long ago gave up trying to do a reader's post, especially after Andrew promised by e-mail to help, but then stranded me, I guess forever, in e-mail and reader post exile......
April 10, 2008 6:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Can I safely assume that is where some of my comments go when they fail to appear within oh say an hour or two? into the Bizarroblogosphere?
April 10, 2008 9:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is better than being lost in a parking garage and not being able to find your car!
April 10, 2008 10:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
You know, sometimes with Baby Smurf you leave out toys and books for him to play with, and he'll go right to them. And sometimes he uses them in rather unusual ways, and sometimes he starts teething and accuses the Fisher Price Piano of bias, but still you can direct him. And sometimes when you don't, when he is confronted with the empty space of his floor, he just goes over to his sock drawer and starts pulling everything out, then pulls all the books and toys off of his shelf, and then starts taking the laundry out the hamper and what you have then reminds me a lot of....something.
April 10, 2008 11:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
WOW!
I made several attempts to post this letter to the DNC Chairman and wound up with the two abortions you've all noted.
I almost hate to post the real thing, because the responses to the phantom are all so amusing. And what the hell could I post now that would get so many recommendations?
As a relatively new blogger, all I can wonder is: should I enjoy or regret if this was my fifteen minutes of fame?
;^)
April 11, 2008 10:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
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