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How Will Obama Answer This Question?

Senator Obama, do you cling to your religion because you're bitter?

As fantasy football politicos, let's take a crack at it.  If you were his chief strategist, how would you advise Obama to answer that question?

Here's your chance to really show your stuff, and maybe help the Obama campaign!

 

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Comments (97)

Obama is not bitter, and every smear attack just motivates him and his base more. You believe it works for Hillary's women, right? Well, it works for us too.

Watch the "Religion and Values" forum Sunday night on CNN. You might be surprised.

Then if he's not bitter, he doesn't cling to his religion because he's bitter. So the answer is no?

He will say, "I was possessed by a demon. Oh, but it's okay, he's gone now! It was horrible, utterly horrible... and fascinating! I found these people where I could, and tried to protect them against evil. Evil is a spiritual being, alive and living, perverted and perverting, weaving its way insidiously into the very fabric of life."

You vomited on my stole, you little ....!

If Allsburg were here, I'd shake him up and get even.

"Puke"? You were complaining about lack of attention. If certain British doctors never asked "What is this fungus?" we wouldn't today have penicillin, correct?

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Every time I see you vomit, I laugh a little in my mouth, Desidero.

Not a bitter taste, we hope. It's so dreary to be topical.

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It's so green!

Shaking allsburg up and pointing him at Desidero Last chance, demon! I've got a shook up baby here, and I'm not afraid to use it!

I'm in love, I'm all shook up. Baby's on fire, better throw her in the water. Look at her laughing, like a heifer to the slaughter. You're too young to be so cynical.

How do you make a dead baby float? One Allsburg & two scoops of ice cream. Or is that a dead baby spritzer? De mortuis nihil nisi bene.

Desidero, I love you. I really do. In fact, this is perhaps my favorite post of all time:

http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/04/so-long-thanks-for-all-the-fis.php

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Hillary's women?

He'll say, "Billy, the problem is that you're willfully misconstruing what I said and taking out of context to help your preferred candidate. I believe I've made it clear that I was talking about what issues people vote for, and what they base their votes on, when thirty years of broken promises leave them with no reason to hope that voting on economic issues will do them any good. They vote to hold on to what they have left, and in many cases that's their right to bear arms and their religious values. Their understandable bitterness over the failure of our broken politics to address their real economic needs makes them unresponsive to people promising to improve their economic situation, and more responsive to arguments that the people who've broken their promises to them want to take away what they have left. And to answer your question, the people in small towns do not hold on to their religion because they're bitter, but because its the one thing they can always count on to give them hope, when nothing else, and no one else does, and that's why I hold onto my religion."

I suspect he's say something a lot like that, because, well, he already has.

He said he clings to his religion because he has no hope? That doesn't make sense.

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Nah, he's not going to say that.

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Hillary has announced she's no marksman but she does know how to shoot a gun.

Doesn't that qualify her for the VP slot?

He'll answer by offering the VP slot to Hillary? That doesn't make sense.

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You are misconstruing his words. He wasn't saying that religion isn't something to turn to when one is bitter.

This is what he is saying: For 25 years, politicians have been promising rural Americans a better life. That better life never came. In fact, with NAFTA (thanks Bill & Hill!) it got worse. Rural Americans, in turn, have turned away from economic issues in campaigns because politicians (Bill & Hill & W) have given them empty promises. They become bitter.

So, they turn to other issues to formulate their voting decisions. E.g. gay marriage, guns, religion, immigration, inter alia.

Frankly, this is how the Republicans have been able to establish a stranglehold on rural America. If Bill and Hillary had any backbone in the 1990's, they could have done something about the economy in rural America to win this group back. Instead, they (BOTH) advocated for NAFTA.

It's really a simple, and accurate, concept.

Yeah. But how does he answer the question? Suppose they ask it in the debate. What does he actually say? He won't have time to make your excellent argument. And, if he does, will anyone follow it? We need a short answer everyone can understand, because it's going to become a sound byte on the news shows after the debate and in the newspaper reports the next morning.

I assume the first word of his answer will be yes or no?

Yes I am ...... or No I'm not ......

Do you hit yourself in the head with the Bible because you're stupid?

Oh, and make it short, like: yes or no?

He's going to ask Tim Russert if he hits himself in the head with a bible? I wish!

Seriously, Billy, are you stupid on purpose? Like, is it one of those lifestyle choices, or is it genetic?

Obama goes to San Francisco, meets with elite donors and starts analyzing Pennsylvania voters like their lab rats, and you call me stupid?

Fantasy word syndrome. Nevermind. Have a fun time seeing Clinton be elected in your mental theater.

Because even if she loses the election, she can still be YOUR president.

We'll talk about it after he beats her in Pennsylvania. Remember? You're going to enjoy that conversation even less than this one, m'tard.

Oh, I'm enjoying myself plenty, thankyouverymuch. =)

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Senator Obama, do you cling to your religion because you're bitter?

Why do I hear Tim Russert's voice when I read that?

And why do I hear that question coming after Russert shows a few Rev. Wright clips?

I guess I'm just paranoid.

I don't know if you saw it or not, but they really went crazy over a good interview Greg Sargent got with the Clinton campaign on Obama's clinging to religion comment.

What is so wild about it is here is Obama, discussing the rural voters in Pennsylvania like they were lab rats. And he's discussing them with rich SF backers. Explaining why his campaign can't get traction outside of his usual demographics.

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I was out all day and I'm just now catching up with everything-Obama. I haven't read Greg Sargent's report yet, but I've read the AP article about Obama's comment, and it sounded PRET-TY bad. Then, as if stepping into a steaming pile of shit once wasn't bad enough, Obama tried to explain what he was trying to say by using the word "bitter" again!

Um, Obama went off-message.

New message = Change Hope to Bitterness.

Obama just lost PA by double digits.

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The reply to the questioner should be "get a life, you moron".

That will work on national TV all right. How have you been Buster?

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Doing well, Billy and hope for you the same...and that would be Bussta. I must maintain my individuality.

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The reply to the questioner should be "Get a life, you moron"???

Yeah maybe. If Obama is channeling Tony Soprano, that is.

I only have 2 recommendations. I think the rest of you must not be enjoying this game very much. Maybe it's too late at night. I'll put it back up in the morning. After Meet The Press.

No Billy, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

That is my vote.

Ouch! Get this kid off my ankle!

Lest it is lost, my poorly modified quote:

Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
Walter Sobchak: All right then. The Dude

He could say:

I was tired.

I came under sniper fire on the way to the event.

I stayed up all night practicing my bowling
or my personal favorite,

I did an all-nighter learning the lyrics to Bomb, Bomb Iran for an upcoming appearance on American Idol.

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He'll say...uh.uh.....uhhhhhhhh....uhhhhh...I am just here to give people Hope....Yes we can...yes we can

You, Sir, are a hack.

I think this one's pretty easy:

"I cling to my religious faith during times of great adversity, just like most other Americans. My faith is the wellspring of my hope and the clear voice that dispels the bitterness that seeks to blunt our efforts with divisive politics from the podium that become empty hands after the votes are counted. I think the frustrations of the American people deserve to be recognized, not just in numbers of jobs or dollars for a gallon of gas, but in terms of the spiritual deficit we all accrue, with each passing day that out neighbors want for what they need to survive and to prosper. My faith tells me that by raising up the least among us, the embittered, the downtrodden, we grow closer to God. This is what I will seek to accomplish as president; and how I will do it will be to start with those who have the most reason to feel bitterness, and extend new opportunities in the form of..."

It's an easy pivot, really.

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Nah, no good. Still looking down on the embittered. Try again.

bit·ter - adj. resentful or cynical

You seem to be offering the false choice between "class warfare" and "America as up-by-the-bootstraps meritocracy," a la Newt Gingrich. Why are we allowed to openly acknowledge the existence of an "upper class," or various shades of "middle class," but the mere mention of a "lower class" is to equate oneself with Marie Antoinette? To me, a group referred to only by polite euphemisms that belie their actual status (often not working, when they'd like to be) is part of the ongoing social whitewash that has managed to keep wages flat and benefits evaporating in this country. People without jobs in a dying town look at the bonuses paid out to the Michael Eisners, Jack Welches and Kenneth Lays of the earth and feel...not...alienated and ignored? These are people who are quicker than their "elite" counterparts to assume that politicians are born criminals; they know they're being ripped off by their elected officials. The mere fact that someone of prominence actually takes note of how pissed and disillusioned they/we are is a step forward. Handicap it however you like, but it's the truth.

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You are speaking for yourself (as heralded by the words "To me"). You already support Obama, and he hasn't insulted you.

Try to think about other people for a change. Like people who don't think about Marie Antoinette.

I'll put you down as a "no."

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I think Obama doesn't answer patently stupid questions. And even if he does, he shouldn't.

He's undoubtedly more "politic" than I am. I know what I'd say in his place:

"Billy, you're a self-important little PITA. Come back when you can display reasoning skills above a third grade level."

Pointing allsburg at The Old Grouch You want some too, Buster?

Bring it, lowlife. Show me what you've got - if anything.

I'm sure he will answer it brilliantly.

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"Senator Obama, do you cling to your religion because you're bitter?

As fantasy football politicos, let's take a crack at it. If you were his chief strategist, how would you advise Obama to answer that question?"

Very few people cling to a religion because they're bitter.

Most people are born into a religion and stick with it because it's so intimately associated with their family and upbringing. Other people adopt a religion in the same way they put down roots and create a family.

What bitterness does is prevent people from seeing clearly where their religious obligations are. Millions of Christians oppose abortion because of their belief in the sanctity of human life. And yet a large number of them supported and continue to support the war in Iraq, which has killed thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis.

Why is that? Simply that their anger at seeing their country attacked made it difficult to see the contradiction. People like Ron Paul and Chuck Hagel vociferously opposed the war for probably much the same reasons they oppose abortion. Many other Christians believe that life is sacred just as fervently, but their bitterness over the Trade Centre bombing made them rush to a decision that many of them are now regretting.

Bitterness makes people do a lot of things that they end up regretting. Politicians know this, and they use it every election. Every time voters come close to asking why their elected leaders aren't doing their jobs, politicians find an issue that they can use to divert people's attention. One year it will be flag-burning, another year it will be gay marriage.

Do you even realize what the Republican position on gay marriage is? Most Americans don't think much about the possibility that a large Christian denomination might endorse gays being married. But I think if you did ask them, they would tell you that it's not something the federal government should be sticking their nose into.

And yet, if the Republican amendment to ban gay marriage had passed, the ability of any church to make their own policy on the issue would have been taken away by the federal government. Do conservatives really want that? This is why the marriage bill passed in Canada. The United Church of Canada decided to support gay marriage and the federal government was put in the position of having to disestablish that church in order to enforce any kind of ban. The U.S. will be in the same position if a major denomination (such as the Episcopalian church, which has been considering it) decides to do the same thing.

Christians who are concerned about their church's independence ought to be following this closely. Even if they believe that homosexual unions should not be sanctified by their church, I'm sure most Christians believe that it ought to be their church's decision. So why do so many of them support the Republicans' amendment? Bitterness, mainly. A lot of Christians are afraid of their churches being forced to change their policies by liberal activists (as some of them have in the past) and want to see that possibility nipped in the bud. Unfortunately, this has led them to support a political action which will achieve what they are trying to prevent.

The same thing has happened with Iraq, as people supported a war to end the threat of terrorism, but have almost certainly increased it by doing so. And with the economy, as people voted for a party that systematically removed the regulations that helped them keep their jobs, their pensions, and their homes. This can't be what they actually wanted.

Sounds like a "no."

I doubt anyone is reading here anymore, but I need to park this someplace for a while.

I saw Carter on Face The Nation this morning and realized how short my own memory of history can be.

I had completely forgotten how destructive of the Carter re-election effort, right up to refusing to shake Carter's hand on the podium when Carter formally accepted the nomination Kennedy was. I have despised Ted Kennedy of a long time, but had forgotten all the reasons why.

I guess my point is that will all the Clintons this and Clintons that going on. The real culprit in breaking the stride of the Democratic Party and letting Reagan/Bush in the door, Ted Kennedy, has managed to slip into the shadows.

And this is the guy who came out for Obama before Super Tuesday and, no doubt, helped him stay in the race.

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Damn, I missed it (Face the Nation)! I'm totally out of sync with the world this weekend. What was the context for revisiting Carter's reelection? Maybe you could post about it.

I had completely forgotten how destructive of the Carter re-election effort, right up to refusing to shake Carter's hand on the podium when Carter formally accepted the nomination Kennedy was.

I never knew about this specific incident. I just knew many people hated Kennedy.

And this is the guy who came out for Obama before Super Tuesday and, no doubt, helped him stay in the race.

I have wondered if Kennedy thought he could throw the nomination to Obama on Super Tuesday, not just keep him in the race. Again, so much for politics of change.

Kennedy has always been out of control. Chalk it up to an alcoholic personality. Some people never know their true place.

The context was have Hillary and Obama created a climate that will make it impossible for the Party to unite behind the nominee? Carter was saying they haven't. His Kennedy problem was much deeper. Kennedy refused to back Carter even after Carter won the nomination. Remembering it now, I'm still too angry to write about it reasonably.

So, I'll park it here for a while.

I don't know if the transcript is on line yet.

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Thanks.

Just remember it's spring and you're in love again. ;-)

The Kennedy/Carter history is worth a diary.

You mean that time when the runner-up refused to concede for the good of the party?

Funny you should mention that.

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Like anyone else, I have moments of frustration, doubt, fear for the world my daughters are going to inherit from my generation, and, yes, bitterness at a world where those of us on the top of the social and economic period seem unable and unwilling to take those steps necessary to make things better and easier and safer for those less fortunate. What I find in my faith, what drew me back to the church, is perspective, solace and yes, hope. And most importantly, guidance. I turn to my faith to remind me that it is not my entitlement to have a comfortable life, that hope and prayer are not enough to bring about the world I want to see, that world that I want my daughters and their generation to inherit. My faith does more than offer solace, it reminds me of my obligation, of the need that I and all of us, regardless of our beliefs, have to make this world better. To see the duties we fulfill, from community service to charitable contributions and even in paying taxes, as what we must do to make the world we want. To see that no mother or father has to visit the grave of a child lost to a curable disease, to see that no child knows a parent only as a headstone of a soldier sacrificed to an reckless foreign policy, to know that no one's grandmother has to make a choice between a meal and medication, to know that a young couple starting out can count on health care and good schools and good jobs as they seek to fill a house with love and security.
What my faith does is to remind me that my obligations as a believer, as a human being, are to make this nation, this community of three hundred million, a more perfect union, to make this world a safer and better place. Because here tonight, across this great nation and around the world that still looks to us for leadership, we are all in this together. My faith reminds me of that.

How's that?

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e those of us on the top of the social and economic period

"on top of the social and economic pyramid."

Dammit. Stupid editless commenting system.

And just so you know. I was not unmoved by your passion and eloquence.

So your bitterness is different from the bitterness of the people who are less fortunate than you? Yours is bitterness that the society that provided so well for you has not provided well for them?

And looking at your own church you can see that religion is a solace for bitter and angry people, although you yourself are not bitter or angry, but only have moments of bitterness. Not for yourself, but for those less fortunate than yourself.

So you yourself don't cling to your religion out of bitterness. You just believe other people do.

Is that a fair summation?

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although you yourself are not bitter or angry, but only have moments of bitterness.

Jesus Christ (no pun intended).

I don't think his interlocutors will be a determined as you in hair-splitting antagonism. Think about it, he gives an answer along the lines of what I laid out, Clinton or Campbell Brown responds as you did (and remember neither you nor I--hypereducated and secular--are the target audience here). He only comes out looking better, and they look, sorry, bitter.

"bitterness at a world where those of us on the top of the social and economic pyramid seem unable and unwilling to take those steps necessary to make things better and easier and safer for those less fortunate."

I'm not sure that is going to work. He made his "cling to" remarks to some of his wealthiest donors. The time to talk to them about their social responsibility was then, not now.

It think Obama's problem is this. What he said is exactly what we think about "values voters" who vote for Republicans.

He just forgot that some of those values voters are still Democrats and that he is still running in the Democratic primary. He also forgot that he is still being matched with McCain in the minds of some super delegates.

I think he is in a very dangerous situation.

I think he should just say he was trying to say that the fact that he is not doing well with those voters isn't about his being black.

And, if they follow up and ask what it is about, he should just say a lot of people think Hillary will make a great President.

Anything else he says will be shooting himself in the foot again.

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The time to talk to them about their social responsibility was then, not now.

Good point. But I still have faith [heh, no pun intended, seriously] in his ability to turn this around. People tend to like him, and that means they give him another chance. I gather people who aren't already Clinton supporters are pretty much shrugging at all the carrying on about this. And as somebody pointed out below, Clinton making this an issue has raised questions she doesn't seem to be prepared for.

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Like anyone else, I have moments of frustration, doubt, fear for the world my daughters are going to inherit from my generation, and, yes, bitterness at a world

Wait. So are you saying Barack was projecting his own bitterness on the people of Pennsylvania?

what drew me back to the church

This phrasing, btw, is intentionally misleading. Obama was not drawn "back to the church." He didn't go to church until his twenties, so he never left "the church" in order to go "back to" it.

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This phrasing, btw, is intentionally misleading.

Um... you do get the game, right? I'm not really Barack Obama. I was imaging how he might reply to an imaginary question. I was pretending to be Barack Obama, in order to play the game.

Ian MacKellan's not really a wizard, either.

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Right. You're playing Barack Obama, and I'm playing critic.

You'd be more convincing at the game if you got your facts straight. ;-)

Bitter people especially will require it.

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Acting!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43sbtkQM6zc

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lol! thanks for the primer.

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That video is kinda inaccurate. He said no script. If you're really acting like Obama you'd have 2 teleprompters to read the script from.

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Hillary is the one who is ducking the questions about her hunting experience. Looks like the Heroine of Tuzla has just spun another Fairy Tale.

She tried to duck the questions about her hunting claims, like she thought she was back at Tuzla Airport and running for her life.


http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/13/clinton-not-relevant-last-time-i-went-to-church-fired-gun/


SCRANTON, Pennsylvania (CNN) – After a weekend spent making direct appeals to gun owners and church goers, Hillary Clinton said Sunday a query about the last time she fired a gun or attended church services "is not a relevant question in this debate” over Barack Obama’s recent comments on small town Americans.

“We can answer that some other time,” Clinton said at a press conference held in a working class neighborhood here. “This is about what people feel is being said about them. I went to church on Easter. I mean, so?”

No. She knows what she's doing now. She will not talk about her anymore. She is going to talk about him. She will definitely try to finish him off now. Pennsylvania is in the bag. His last stand will be in Indiana. He has to beat her there now, or she is the nominee on the second round at the convention. IMHO.

Oh. And Kennedy can storm out and refuse to shake her hand and kiss my ass and all that jazz.

Thank you Lynn Dee. I was looking for a laugh.

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I think it's going to be hard to get the crowd back after the moderators ask Hillary the question about 'How could you misremember being fired at by snipers?' after the reaction to that question about Obama being bitter and clinging to his question probably won't even register.

Absolutely. That is going to be a nightmare for her. Maybe you should open a thread on how she should answer the question: How could you misremember running with your head down when the video shows you walking calmly across the tarmac and being greeted by a young girl? I have no idea what she'll say.

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as long as I'm posting vids, did you see last night's SNL, re sniper-fire?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/13/snl-notices-petraeus-mock_n_96401.html

The rest of it's pretty good too

He'll say "I don't cling to my religion in the voting booth because I have hope that when I vote on economic issues the person I am voting for has the ability to change things for the better".

You did know that he was speaking in reference to voting behavior, right? Or perhaps you've only listened to a 30 second Hillary soundbite.

I actually heard the whole thing and read the transcript and he wasn't talking about voting behavior at all, except in the context of people voting or not voting for him. He was giving the typical Democratic analysis of "value voters." I can't wait to see the video. As I said elsewhere, putting on my Clintonista hat, I hope the video shows him sipping Merlot and smoking a big cigar. But what I think is beside the point. He has to have an answer of some kind ready. Your suggestion appears to be that he say he doesn't cling to religion out of bitterness. That's just something the lab rats do.

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Hillary is toast. All she is doing now is throwing a Democratic Party wrecking tantrum, because it did not grant her a Coronation Ceremony like she expected, and feels is her divine right.

IT TAKES A CLINTON TO RAZE OUR VILLAGE!!!!

Can you point me to the transcript of the whole thing? All I've seen is just the one paragraph, his clarification and comments from someone who was there
that posted in this forum.

Check Meet The Press. Also, ABC says video exists.

Excuse me - what's the basis of the question? If you are starting from the premise that Rev. Wright preaches bitterness, you start from a false premise. He teaches forgiveness and inasmuch as it is the United Church of Christ, he ultimately is talking about Christ's love for all people.

Now where you get bitterness out of this is really beyond me.

That question is loaded up front - it is a "when did you quit beating your wife" question because it assumes a wrong thing in advance.

IF you are referring to his answer to the question that has been spun into a non-crisis, then you miss the entire point of what he was saying - it was an answer to a question.

This kind of stuff is what is really upsetting people - this making nothing out of nothing instead of talking about what is real.

This is why she's losing.

If I were him, I'd say that when times have been hard, it has been tempting to want to hide away from life and look instead to heaven, or whatever, because he's talking about people having hard times, not any other mofo-ing thing.

Is that your final answer?

Looking at the context ("The paragraph... was not a part of the speech itself, but rather a response to a question from someone in the audience (one of us!) who was planning on traveling to PA as a volunteer and was asking about what to expect." from here) of the original quote and Obama's followup statements, it's clear that he's not saying "if you are bitter you literally cling to guns, religion, etc."

What he's saying is that in the context of politics, voters in economically depressed regions cling to political issues involving gun control, religion (often used in political manipulation, such as in separation of church and state issues) and (and here we see the list is a list of issues that keep turning up in politics) "antipathy to people who aren’t like them" (such as gays) "or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

Billy? Are you paying attention? (Snaps fingers.) Up here!

You want to ask, "Senator Obama, do you cling to your religion because you're bitter?"

Do you understand that the original quote that started all this is about clinging to certain political issues? Not literally clinging to guns, religion, etc?

Language and abstract thought can be difficult for some. Maybe you have a reading disorder. Or you have some sort of logic "tunnel vision" where you can't place a couple sentences, a few words, within the context of their origins. You can't quite grasp that placing little bits of info in their proper context provides more information, more clues, as to what was being said. And that leads to better understanding of complex subjects.

Learning disabilities can be corrected somewhat even in adults. I'd suggest, Billy, that you find out what resources for continuing adult education you might have in your community.

Or, maybe you're just bullshitting us, and pretending to be daft because it's the only way you can keep this argument going.

Tena, you are violating an unstated norm of this post by commenting on it. While Billy calls this the echo chamber because he says everybody is so proObama, he has commented on his post 26 times, and his friend rtbag has 14 times.

The answer to the question is, I'm not the first person who ran for President who ever said something stupid. I admit it, that was stupid, because I took an important point and just messed up what I was trying to say. [and then voice and identify with the anger of dispirited Rust Belters, and if you get pushed on faith say religion gives comfort to him and to people he meets who are poor or tired of Iraq or want their town to feel like it did 30 years ago or want America to feel like a community again, blah blah.] It's not f'ing rocket science, and anyone who thinks it altered what remains of the race for the nomination neither reads the AP feed nor the Gallup tracker. Voters give someone who admits they mess up chances to explain, and people are already as invested by this April in their respective candidates as they have been in past Octobers in Presidential races. The numbers have been and will be stable. If "god damn America" didn't move them negatively (Obama's now up 3 on McCain after two weeks of saturation coverage of that before which he was lower), this lesser exercise in self-injury is no cause for such hyperventilating.

Now off to plan a wine-tasting fundraiser for Obama. We're having '05 German Auslese and some awesome Aussie Shiraz. Merlot is so middle class, Billy.

I hear he got in a good one today. Turned the tables on her over her 2nd amendment conversion and got to say For Shame! What a campaign. 27 and counting.