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HILLARY LIVED IN INDIANA FOR 2 WEEKS IN 1979
In 1979 Hillary moved to Evansville for 2 weeks and was a border with 9 Catholic nuns. She wanted to be a nun, but alas the nuns said she was to tenacious for the church. She must go out and make a life for herself in politics. That is how Hillary first became really interested in politics, the nuns told her she was ment to be a leader. So now that she is back in her home town where it all began, she understands the people of Indiana, because she is one of them. Right there on the steps of the church she began her long journey into politics. She remembers the nuns taking her to the back of the church and teaching her how to shoot for their dinner and pray for the dinner meal.
Hillary, the hometime gal of America (Every State).
Comments (10)
How do you handle a problem like Hillary?
Was that just before she became the governess to the singing Von Trappe family?
April 23, 2008 3:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
THE HILLARY IS ALIIIIIVVVEEE WITH THE SOUND OF (long bloodcurdling shriek)
April 23, 2008 3:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
DEAR SMARTY PANTS
I never claimed to have lived in Indiana. You made that up didn't you? Why are you stalking me? Didn't your daddy show you enough love? Or was it too much. Your neighbors said right before you drowned the kids that you were always a good neighbor who "kept to herself". Could you please get back to that and stop renting the room next to me?
Sincerly
H. Clinton
REMEMBER: Donate your spare "Change We Can Believe In" to help the suffering of Harvard student loan deadbeats.
April 23, 2008 9:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
There's another connection, actually. The small kid who makes the granny-style free throw in the movie Hoosiers? Hillary Clinton.
April 23, 2008 4:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Note to Self: Spend at least 3 days sleeping in each state of the country if I ever want to run for President.
April 23, 2008 4:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
April 23, 2008 4:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Note to self: I can finally iron my pantsuits with the extra 10 mill.
April 23, 2008 5:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Or pay Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch for their excellent advice.
April 24, 2008 11:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
I see the new person is fitting right in. Welcome to TPM!
April 23, 2008 5:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh yeah, those nuns, they changed her life. 'Coz she was a Muslim then. Yep, conversion conclusively proven by a secret KGB tape never shown to anybody ever. Those nuns also showed her how to shoot. And when she was fired from the Watergate commission, she pretended to be President Ford and gained the necessary experience to be the commander-in-chief. The actual President Ford was in Indiana boarding with the nuns who showed him how to shoot thinking he was Hillary Clinton. Only when she met Bill Clinton, did Hillary and Ford switch face masks so she could move to Arkansas. The nuns followed her there.
April 24, 2008 12:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
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