I, heretofore known as drucifer, subsequently known as prObama, hereby declare my support for...that elitist, Marxist, muslim guy, Hussein X whatever. 

Sometime after sending him some of my hard-earned money (and no, I didn't get picked to go to dinner with him), I realized that I might be supporting terrorism, or something.  After all, he did go to Pakistan once upon a long ass time ago.  And, he openly admits to wanting to subvert our political system with all that relentless hope-ism.  Does that make me an enemy combatant?  Am I going to Gitmo?  Well, I hear the healthcare is great down there.

Anyway, I think Obama needs to one-up Annie Oakley and Johm McSame and just admit that he learned how to shoot an AK-47, at Soviets no less, during his multicultural studies in Karachi.   That'll help seal the deal with the lunch-pail types in PA.  I'm certain of it.  Mostly.

(PS.  Sorry for trollbaiting, but I couldn't resist.)