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First Annual TPMCafe Troll-a-thon: Day One
Welcome to TPMCafe's First Annual Troll-a-thon. Every day this week, we'll post a new topic for trolling. Scores will be awarded by our three-judge panel: Gotalife (representing trolls), FlyOnTheWall (representing pundits), and of course, TrollCritic 3000 (representing Troll Critics everywhere).
To be clear, you need not be an established Troll to participate. Everyone is encouraged to set reason and civility aside and go for the gold--the Troll Gold. Who knows--you may discover a troll inside you, dying to get out.
Tips for winning:
-Be offensive
-Make liberal use of ast*risks
-Post links to crazy and/or right-wing websites
-Don't let the facts stand in your way
-Don't agree with anybody
-Ridicule your opponents
-Attribute to other people beliefs that they do not hold
Topic One: Hypothetical Pennsylvania Primary Scenario
In a stunning turn of events, Pennsylvanians grow so sick of the campaigning between Clinton and Obama that they mount a word-of-mouth write-in campaign for John Edwards. Edwards wins the primary with 60 percent of the vote. Obama and Clinton tie with 20 percent a piece. Edwards announces that he is re-entering the race, and Hillary and Obama each lose roughly two thirds of their superdelegates to Edwards. At a fundraiser, Obama is unaware that his mike is live and calls Edwards a honkey. Meanwhile, reporter Carl Bernstein publishes a book revealing that Hillary Clinton, along with Mark Penn, George W. Bush, and Paul Krugman, are all members of the Illuminati. Discuss.





Comments (145)
I'm a troll neophyte, but I'll try to get this competition started:
Carl Bernstein can kiss my *ss! If it weren't for the fact that he's such a LIAR he would have been made editor of the Post years ago. He flat out said in 1997 that Mark Felt was NOT DEEP THROAT. LIAR!
I hear Woodward won't even talk to him anymore. It figures he'd resort to COMPLETELY MAKING STUFF UP eventually.
April 14, 2008 12:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
We've had some respectable trolling here today, but I have to warn you all that people are in danger of losing points for not at least loosely sticking to today's hypothetical. Instead, I'm seeing just a lot of the standard trolling that's been happening for the same month. So try to focus here:
-How does Edwards' reintroduction into the campaign change troll behavior?
-What of Obama's reference to Edwards as a 'Honkey'?
-What of Hillary's newly revealed affiliation to the Illuminati?
Come on, trolls--you have to expand your horizons if you want to win!
April 14, 2008 4:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Of all the stupid posts you've written this has got to be the stupidest. First off its spelled trool, you moran. Only a crown royal drinking Clinton supporter like you would print that lie about Obama's honkey remark. He knew the mike was live but meant it to begin a discussion about race in america. I sure hope you plan to put down that shot glass and sober up before you vote. Oh wait, that would mean you can't vote. Judging from your posts you're always drunk. Like all the rest of you alcoholic Clintonistas.
April 14, 2008 12:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
Wow that was convincing, oceankat. The most literary, anyway. You get my vote. Cheers!
April 14, 2008 2:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obama hired a ton of people to post in democratic blogs.
I was wondering how much you guys get paid to post
this crap
April 14, 2008 2:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bernstein is just sore because he was promised the job as Edwards' White House press secretary, so putting this about right before the crucial primary in Pennsylvania is the worst sort of self-serving sleaze we can expect from him. Wasn't Bernstein played by Dustin Hoffmann in 'All the President's Men?' Say no more.
April 14, 2008 12:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
flyonthewall is a troll?
April 14, 2008 12:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
Using a Josh Marshall avatar is SO trollish.
AAAAANDREEEEEEW! Ban this chump!
April 14, 2008 1:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
"FlyOnTheWall (representing pundits)" he's just a judge.
April 14, 2008 1:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
ahhh, ahhh, okay
April 14, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
Josh posted, "flyonthewall is a troll!!!!!"
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Noted pontificator Josh Marshall made a rare appearance in the readers section of the notorious website TPM. True to form Marshall, an obscure scandal monger, insulted the widely respect journalist flyonthewall. With a long history of attempting to tear down the reputation of his more respected colleagues in a fruitless bid for notoriety, this is not the first time Marshall has resorted to unfounded allegations and slander to achieve his goals.
http://notasite.com/marshall-attacks
April 14, 2008 1:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
Tell me, was it public relations you did for the Gestapo or community relations? And you never went bowling with Goebels before either, I suppose? Nazi bastard.
April 14, 2008 2:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
Just more inane babble from another drooling ignoramus. Wipe the spittle off your chin Desidero, you disgust me.
April 14, 2008 2:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
As if we were here to fuck you, you puke? You killed your mother! You left her alone to die! Bastard! Nemo me impune lacessit. Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis. Si decem habeas linguas, mutum esse addecet. Here's your hankie, personally "signed" by Obama you'll be pleased to know.
April 14, 2008 5:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
BRAVO...good stuff!
April 14, 2008 7:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Now now, Desidero--don't forget your asterisks.
April 14, 2008 11:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Breaking: Notorious troll, oceankat, has blatantly plagiarized the signature style of snarkster Genghis by reporting on a trivial event in an obscure corner of the widely unread TPM Cafe as if it were a major news item. According to Genghis' lawyer, also named Genghis, Genghis has filed a major civil action lawsuit in the Canadian court system to address "massive financial losses" that he has suffered from the theft of his style as well as pain and suffering. Genghis refuses to leave his room or to answer questions from the press, but he has issue the following statement through an intermediary.
"I used to respect oceankat. I replied to his/her comments, I recommended his/her posts. The sting of this Judas-like betrayal is unbearable. I ask the press to respect my privacy."
In related news, prolific commenter, idiotic, is also suing in the Canadian courts to protect his/her signature line, "THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS...FOR HILLARY!!!", but is expected to face an uphill battle, as the line is now considered to be within the public domain. He/she is likely to have more success with "HILLMENTUM™", which is a registered trademark.
April 14, 2008 11:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Genghis, perhaps your lawyer Genghis should explain to you that it's a federal crime to claim something is a registered trademark when it is not.
April 14, 2008 8:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
HE'S A SECRET NAZI TOO! http://www.thesecretnazisamongus.org/joshmarshall
April 14, 2008 11:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
U too can join the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria!
Bury $2300 in your backyard.
One of our underground agents will contact u.
April 14, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
Awesome.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principia_Discordia
April 14, 2008 12:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
April 14, 2008 2:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
You Discordian TROLL! Cthulhu F'thagn!
April 15, 2008 9:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
Allsburg... shows you what you know... Bernstein doesn't kiss a** that was Woodward's job, and if you knew how to read you could read between the lines. According to the "Skinny" at http://www.fatisthenewskinny.com/ Edwards paid off Hillary once he found about the truth about VANCE FORRESTER!!!!! He and LARRY SINCLAIR have new video at YOUToobe showing OBAMA paying off BITTER PA voters to write in EDWARDS with money from PETER PAUL! It doesn't matter because it's EXCELLENT NEWS FOR HILLARY! She finally GOTALIFE and going to divorce Bill to marry DEMBILLC once he leaves IDIOTIC!... IDIOTIC is getting it on with HUMA who's getting it on with RON BURKLE and SEAN HANNITY!!! Besides if HILLARY is or isn't the nominee, I'm voting for McCRANE in the GENERIC! At least he is a RACIST and is PROUD to be an AMERICAN RACIST WEARING A FLAG PIN! NEWSFLASH! Al GORE to ENDORSE JIMMY CARTER for PRESIDENT of HAMAS! And did I say THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS FOR HILLARY! OBAMA '08!
April 14, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
JUST LIKE HITLER!
April 14, 2008 1:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
(This is still in beta).
April 14, 2008 1:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
Just like a TYPICAL WHITE PERSON!!!!
How dare you invoke HITLER!!! That is so racist! And by HITLER, why are you calling ME a NAZI???? Do you think that is EXCELLENT NEWS for HILLARY! And I bet you're just dying to claim JEREMIAH WRIGHT had something to do with it. I mean HILLARY didn't go to church for 20 years and listen to sermons. Just words! Faith you can XEROX!
April 14, 2008 11:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!!
April 14, 2008 1:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
You are so ... so ... so damned elitist!
April 14, 2008 1:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Guys! Big Obama fan here. But I have gotten a little *worried* lately:
http://www.obamatruth.org/
Peace out!
April 14, 2008 11:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
I fear no anti-Obama site. You are truly Troll. Winner takes all.
April 14, 2008 11:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
LMAO at trollin this thread.
Everyone knows Bernstein learned about the Illuminati from Woodward the ex-naval intelligence guy, so he's an expert on secret societies.
April 14, 2008 1:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
...there is no more cospicuous affirmative action baby, in all of American political history, than Geraldine Ferraro.
And now Obama wants to top her?
April 14, 2008 2:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
You know who else liked to call people Honkeys...except in German it was Aryan. That's right Nazis. Obama's a G.D. secret Nazi. Read all about it here: www.stormfront.org/flowersandponiesandkisses/obama
April 14, 2008 2:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
Obama is NOT a SECRET NAZI Manchurian candidate because he is a SECRET MUSLIM MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE!!!! BOB KERREY SAID SO IN IOWA! He was standing right next to that bobble-headed HILLARY when he said it.
HILLARY is the NAZI in this campaign! Why can't you admit it! You can see the proof right here at http://www.secret_nazi_manchurian_candidates/hillary08/ .
April 14, 2008 11:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
Wow Allsberg, an entire week long "Troll-a-thon"? Not even Jerry Lewis did more than a three day marathon. Damned you're good. That must make you more than Jerry Lewis, maybe even more like Jerry Lee Lewis, "goodness, gracious, great 'n far's the bile!." (Yes, my spoonerism is a stretch, dammit, it's late)
But kudos on getting Josh to troll with you, he's like the billy goats gruff of the trolls, The biggest troll under the biggest bridge, evah! Congrats!
April 14, 2008 3:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
All of you fall for the Obama kool-aid. He is a fool and isn't even as articulate as everyone thinks he is.
Hillary is the best person in the world, and the only one truly qualified to be president, now or ever!
You only need to listen to her more carefully to understand just how perfect she really is.
Visit www.hillaryclinton.com the official campaign website and you'll find out what I already know.
Don't forget to donate $5 because Bill and Hillary need the money more than you. They need to save their many millions to give to their own foundation that they collect a salary from.
(This is the best I could dig up in my troll-soul, I'll work harder and try again next week).
April 14, 2008 3:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
$5? You must be an Obamatist. You need to dig deep and sacrifice for her like she has sacrificed for us for the past 40 years!
This pathetic troll board is totally out of touch and horribly misogynistic. TPM wreaks of the hatred of all things female. Its like a bacteria that feeds on estrogen and turns out shit. Its so disgusting how you guys could embrace an empty suit like Fauxbama. Oh well. If you guys win I am so voting for McCain.
Go listen to Rhandi Rhodes.
April 14, 2008 3:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
That did it! I just donated another $50 dollars to the Obama campaign! Even though I'm voting for McCain in the fall.
April 14, 2008 11:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
I just donated $100.00 to Edwards, so there!
April 14, 2008 1:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just donated $437 to Harold Stassen!!!
April 14, 2008 5:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
U R stoooooopid
April 14, 2008 5:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Dang. I forgot the ALL CAPS and the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(
I'll try to do better next time
April 14, 2008 5:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
It was a good first attempt :)
April 14, 2008 7:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good work trolls!!!!!!
One piece of criticism, however. No one so far has managed to tap into the most admirable facet of the troll persona: BRAGGING ABOUT GROSS AND QUESTIONABLE THINGS!!!
For instance, it's nice to complain about how liberal immigrants are ruining the mining industry in Africa, but then you should attempt to relate this to your own popularity with underage prostitutes in Russia.
I KNOW YOU GUYS CAN DO IT!!!! JUST LIKE HILLICAIN!!!
April 14, 2008 7:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
What is so gross and questionable about it? I am the most popular amongst prostitutes - they do my bidding, even with my fetish about flies. DC Madame? Preachers with young boys? Meth addicted politicians? All my clients. Ultimately they pay me. Sex sells, but only I harvest the souls. I've even a watch that turns into a lifeboat. Though none are saved. Is fecit, cui prodest. Homines quod volunt credunt.
April 14, 2008 9:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
Proving that Obama not only has a polling gap with Latino voters, but Latin voters.
April 14, 2008 3:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOLZ! This is fun! But seriously, guys, have you seen this website?!?
http://www.obamatruth.org/
It's got me very *concerned* and *worried*.
Thanks bunches!! XD
April 14, 2008 11:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
I wud nvr vote for a muslim. End of.
April 14, 2008 7:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
But you would vote for SECRET NAZIS!!!!!
Tell the TRUTH!!!!!
http://www.hillaryisasecretnazi.com/
April 14, 2008 11:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
Obama is simply jealous because his Dad never taught him to shoot. He has suffered brain damage from playing too much basketball -- when he talked to Charlie Rose he revealed that he knew that he shouldn't condescend to the blue collars (that's the only color he discriminates against) but when he got to SF he was so rattled by being around gays that he shot his mouth off.
And he knew he shouldn't have taken Mark Penn's advice and headlined Donnie McGlurkin. "It's all her fault, Momma. Momma? Where are you Momma? Indonesia? Did I ever tell you Momma that the kids there beat me up? And you want me to go back there? Hell with you Momma." The psychodrama of his race -- oops, I meant his Presidential race.
Did I mention that Obama wants to be all things to all people?
April 14, 2008 7:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, you left out us "9th level bloggers", can I be one of the judges?
April 14, 2008 11:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
I have to add, this instant moderation thing is scary...
April 14, 2008 11:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
Scary??? I'll tell you what's scary... http://www.swiftboatnazisfortruth.org... I mean have you SEEN THIS!!!
No way am I voting for McCain in the general...
April 14, 2008 11:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
You know, guys, as a big Obama fan, I have to say I am starting to get a little *concerned*. Have you seen this website?
http://www.obamatruth.org/
Oboma fan 4 life!
April 14, 2008 11:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks, BlueOrb... Great link... I just looked at it and now I'm a little concerned too... I mean I was for Obama, but the stuff on this website made me think...
I just donated $50 to McCain...
April 14, 2008 11:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
I know I'm not a judge, but I have to give kudos to Blue Orb for posting the SAME POST three times on one thread. Way to troll, Blue Orb!
April 14, 2008 11:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
Why would an Obama fan post this link?
April 14, 2008 11:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
I just joined. Do they let Obama people post offensive rants?
April 14, 2008 3:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Blue Orb is totally winning this troll-a-thon.
April 14, 2008 11:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yay Blue Orb! Re-posting the same thing over and over again is so uber-troll!
April 14, 2008 11:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
What is this "thing" about McCain being called "Songbird" by his captors in NVN?
http://www.youtube.com/user/VETSAGAINSTMCCAIN
Or is this just another baseless swiftboating?
Only the Cong know for sure, and they aren't talking...
April 14, 2008 12:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Seriously, Blue Orb should get extra points for "concern".
April 14, 2008 12:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey guys! Thanx sooo much for the comments. But, SERIOUSLY, look at this link:
http://www.obamatruth.org/
I'm super worried.
-Blue Orb (
April 14, 2008 12:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
[ Sheesh -- my gag ruined by HTML ]
Signed,
Blue Orb ("left arrow" NOT a Tr*ll)
April 14, 2008 12:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry, but hate seems to be coming more from the Obama followers than HRC supporters.
HRC didn't say Latinos won't vote for a black guy... the polls did.
Jesse Jackson comment was not HRC's comment. I guess you think HRC is just an extension of Bill Clinton. That is sexist.
He wouldn't be my pastor... what is wrong with this? Wright is a problem for Obama.
3AM... I didn't care for this either. But she does havemore experience. As a senior citizen, I value that. Young folks sometimes think experience is a liability.
But the bottom line is:
That you find the election process distasteful thus far is telling me that you'll positively faint when the GOP goes after your guy.
I was turned off by the mania, and preachy quality of Obama's speeches. He can't keep the promises he is making
April 14, 2008 2:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
...now I've read that somewhere before...
April 14, 2008 3:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Obama campain and its adoring cult has run its course and is now coming apart at the seams. Yes, the shrill rants and offensive comments on the blogs, such as at TPM will continue and I'm sure get worse, but it is over. Whining won't work. Obama and his staff and supporters fail to understand that he positioned himself as the new kid on the block, built a cult following for his words and speeches, whining that he comes up short on nearly every topic just begs for the suggestion for Obama to go home, grow up, get some experience, and come back when you are ready. Right now, the election is between the grown-ups, Clinton and McCain. Besides, Obama needs to get his flip-flopping and lying under control. He's also got to gain enough management and leadership experience to control his own staff! Yes, at the end of the day, Obama's demise is as much self-inflicted as anything else.
April 14, 2008 4:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
In these days of global warming, it is just plain bad for the planet to troll. Constantly running the motor, with both the carbon and soot....what?
Never mind.
April 14, 2008 12:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
While Obama claims to reject the message of hate at his church by his friend and pastor, he has maintained this friendship, this church membership, and given it money for 20 years. When confronted about the hate he initially and repeatedly denied it, then claimed he hadn't heard it, and then that he only recently learned about it. Now, he admits he heard it. Even this admission is somewhat vague about just what he heard as several people note he wasn't attending services on several notable occasions that hate-filled sermons were delivered. Thus, these hate-filled messages were either repeated at other times when Obama was present or there are other hate-filled messages that his is aluding to.
In any case, Obama continues to be a member and supporter of a church that professes to say "God Damn America" and refer to the country as "United States of White America" and "United States of KKK America." Further, this church claims that HIV was created by the U.S. to wage genocide on people of color. That any American could hold such views of our country is distrubing and that a candidate for the presidency would be a member of a church holding these views is beyond contempt.
I just listened to Juan Williams, NPR and Fox News commentor, addressing the continued controversy involving Rev. Wright. Williams offered very blunt criticism that Obama cannot simply play the blame game by blaming Whites, Clinton, and the media for his continued problems with Rev. Wright and Trinity Church.
Obama has no experience qualifying him to be president. The subject links at right explore many of the areas and examples showing Obama's inexperience. A few key points:
* He is a neophyte U.S. Senator, and one in name only. He has claimed, falsely as it turned out, credit for a number of pieces of legislation that he had little or no role in. Further, although he is chair of a subcommittee with responsibility for European affairs, NATO, and the war in Afghanistan, he never once held a meeting. When pressed, he explained that he was too busy campaigning for president.
* His claim to leadership experience, by his own admission, for example, rests solely on his current campaign for president.
* His foreign policy experience is based on his three week visit to Pakistan as a college student and a 2002 speech against the Iraq war.
* He claims exclusive credit for opposing the war in Iraq yet, once in the Senate, he voted again and again to continue the war.
* His claimed success in the Illinois State Senate turns out to be spoonfed bills to walk through for Emil Jones and around 130 present votes that avoided making tough decisions.
The list above and subjects at right are very incomplete. If you have a definable point on Obama's inexperience to share, please email it to comments@theproblemwithobama.com. Please include summary and one or more credible sources to document it. Thanks!
Obama's campaign is riddled with lies, misstatements, and omissions. Time and again he says one thing, then when faced with criticism, rephrases and deflects, and later, when documentation, often in his own words shows the lies, he will offer new statements and disclosures. It is very difficult to know what the truth is in Obama's statements. He's even suggested on at least one occasion that it's all just words and not really all that important.
One comes to expect candidates to pander a bit by saying one thing to one audience and then saying something different to another. Occasionally they are even taken to task for their inconsistencies. But to lie and treat the truth as optional is impossible to accept, especially in a potential president.
The links at the right offer my casual attempt to document these lies, misstatements, and omissions.
Memories of Obama's recent racial stereotype of the 'typical White person' are still fresh. Add to this now his view of the 'typical small town person.' Obama is quoted as disparaging residents of small towns in Pennsylvania as being “like a lot of small towns in the Midwest” where “it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
So, how should one interpret this latest disrepecting remark? Is this intended to gain votes in Pennsylvania and elsewhere? I doubt it will win him any votes.
Obama is unapologetic, even arrogant in his racism and hate. Recalling his earlier dissing of voters in Florida and Michigan one has to wonder what groups of Americans he really respects?
Update 8 p.m. Eastern: I hear Obama is now going to talk about this directly later tonight in Indiana. Will he apologize? Will he explain himself? Will he address this directly or try to deflect everything? Hearing the harsh commentary on all of the new channels tonight, he's got some serious damage control to do.
Personally, I think this effort will be too little, too late. He's yet to apologize for his 20-year association with hate and racism that he even takes his daughters to hear. He has yet to apologize for his 'typical White person' comments. Obama's defined himself quite clearly with his comments and association with hate and racism.
An apology will be a start but will he offer one?
Update 10 p.m. Eastern: No apology. Good attempt on Obama's part to try explaining away his comment but he's simply twisting his words to deflect. He did not accurately relate what he said. He needs to be clearer about what he actually said in San Francisco. It's on tape and the comparison will only make him look even less credible and honest. He needs to make a clear apology. Anything short of that won't work.
Update 10:30 p.m. Eastern: As reported on CNN:As reported on CNN:
"Clinton spokesman Phil Singer has since responded to Obama's words on his remarks.
"Instead of apologizing for offending small town America, Sen. Obama chose to repeat and embrace the comments he made earlier this week," Singer wrote in a statement. "It's unfortunate that Sen. Obama didn't say he was sorry for what he said. Americans are tired of a President who looks down on them -- they want a President who will stand up for them for a change. The Americans who live in small towns are optimistic, hardworking and resilient. They deserve a president who will respect them."
As has McCain's spokesman, Tucker Bounds.
"Instead of apologizing to small town Americans for dismissing their values, Barack Obama arrogantly tried to spin his way out of his outrageous San Francisco remarks. Only an elitist who attributes religious faith and gun ownership to bitterness would think that tax cuts for the rich include families who make $75,000 per year. Only an elitist would say that people vote their values only out of frustration. Barack Obama thinks he knows your hopes and fears better than you do. You can't be more out of touch than that."
Another Update: How about re-reading Obama's comment? "...it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
Does this mean that Obama instead advocates that they release their bitterness and
a) give up their guns,
b) give up their religion,
c) stop being racist,
d) embrace illegal immigration, and
e) embrace free trade?
I thought he was recently campaigning to say he wasn't really against guns as he was previously. And does he really see religion only for bitterness? And does he really see small town people as racist or just what does he mean by "antipathy to people who aren't like them?" Plus, does this mean he now supports NAFTA?
April 14, 2008 2:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Barack Obama will have to answer to the country about his associations with these people below.
REMEMBER THESE NAMES AND EVENTS ….
THEY ARE ALL TIED TO THE RADICAL BARACK
OBAMA…… Google them ….
1. Nadhmi Auchi
2. Tony Rezko
3. Rashid Khalidi
4. Ali Abunimah
5. UNWRA Palestinian Refugee Camps.
6. Deheisha Palestinian Camp.
7. Daniel T Frawley.
8. Aiham Alsamarrae.
9. Edward Said.
10. John O Brennan.
11. Robert Malley of Companion Security
12. Abdelhamid Chaib.
13. Ali Ata.
14. Companion Security in Chicago
15. General Meditteranean Holdings.
16. BNP Paribas.
17. William Ayers.
18. Barack Obama fundraiser speech in 1999 at the
Deheisha Palestinian Camp.
19. Barack Obama fundraiser speech in May of 1998 at
a Arab community Group.
20. His attending the home of the Weatherman
underground William Ayers.
21. Raila Amolo Odingo from
KEEP THE PRESSURE ON HILLARY...... barack obama in WEAK.
(FULL DISCLOSURE: I "Borrowed" this from MSNBC. Too good to pass up.)
April 14, 2008 5:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
AND YOU CAN ADD O.J. SIMPSON TO THAT LIST TOO!!!!! AND BUCKWHEAT AND STYMIE AND BOJANGLES!!!!
April 14, 2008 5:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Full Disclosure: I copy pasted the majority of Matthew Waever's www.TheProblemWithObama.com site.
The last post I copy/pasted he pulled down, so we will see what is left after than little blitz.
April 14, 2008 6:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
So you plagiarized just like Joe Biden and Martin Luther King, Jr., and Hillary Clinton? Have you no respect for words? Do you think they're just words?
I reject and denounce your plagiarism, sir! Later I will repudiate it, but not quite yet... I have put something on YouTube.
April 14, 2008 11:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
The sad part is the HRC campaign is doing such a good job of concern trolling the standards are very high.
Oh and YOU OBAMABONERS ARE SO *STOOPID*.OBAMA WANTS TO DISENFRENCHFRY VOTERS IN FL AND MI! ALSO, SCARY BLACK PREACHER MAN!
April 14, 2008 12:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!!!!!
OBAMABONERS & DISENFRENCHFRY - I'm stealing these for future use.
Thanks for the laugh Anneeliz, now I can get back to work.
April 14, 2008 2:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
That is, like, the most perfect comment ever posted.
*bowing*
*again*
April 14, 2008 2:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 14, 2008 3:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
JUST LIKE HITLER!
April 14, 2008 7:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hitler didn't have an ass, you insensitive bastard!!!! He was deformed!!! Completely assless!
See Wikipedia: Hitler Didn't Have An Ass
Which is EXCELLENT NEWS FOR HILLARY!! Because God gave her TWO BIG ONES!!!!
April 14, 2008 11:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
WAKE UP AMERICA Obama is a racist America hater and his wife hates America too!!!!! He took his kids to America hating church for 20 yrs. and now he wants to be POTUS, see thru this empty suite!!! How Arrogant and elitist can you get!!!!! ORANGE JUICE F*cking Wh*re!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
April 14, 2008 12:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obama, the empty suit, if on the top of the ticket, means I and others over age 50 vote McCain. Outside of the Obana's natural African American community, traditional have DEMS voted for Clinton. Even with the Supremes aging, I'm far more conservative and lost my idealism. I can live with state regulated abortion, wiretaps of bad guys, and more liberal gun laws (DC) so other than scum can defend themselves. Obama will lose in November if at the top of the ticket. It's George McGovern (1972) all over again. Hillary 2010 then.
bad math is EXCELLENT NEWS FOR HILLARY!!!
April 14, 2008 2:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
WAKE UP AMERICA Obama is a racist America hater and his wife hates America too!!!!! He took his kids to America hating church for 20 yrs. and now he wants to be POTUS, see thru this empty suite!!! How Arrogant and elitist can you get!!!!! ORANGE JUICE F*cking Wh*re!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
April 14, 2008 1:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not another peep out of you, please.
April 14, 2008 1:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nice one, Baristaberry. That scared me. Twice. ;)
April 14, 2008 1:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
These trolls aren't attacking Hillary are they? I was hoping to get a nap this afternoon.
April 14, 2008 1:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah afternoon is the only time you'll get some sleep. Just don't expect to get any sleep at 3 a.m. with that damn phone ringing all the time and Hillary out doing slammers and dodging sniper fire in the pool hall.
Oh yeah... she's "experienced" all right... 35 years of experience of getting hammered in Hell's Angels' t*tty bars. I bet you wanna see that naked don't you!!!???!!!!
HILLARY!!!! RELEASE YOUR TAX RETURNS AND EARMARKS!!! AND EARRINGS, TOO!
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April 14, 2008 3:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
You trolled all over my troll.
April 14, 2008 5:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
I really wanted it to say Mueslix, but what html code we can use is not clear.
April 14, 2008 6:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Aha. I figured that "Muesli XTM" was some sort of extreme granola.
April 14, 2008 9:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
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April 14, 2008 1:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good one.
April 14, 2008 1:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
I know my trolls.
April 14, 2008 2:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
NOTHING WILL CONVINCE BLUE-COLLER VOTERS THAT THIS EMPTY SUITE OBAMA IS NOTHING BUT A FRAUD!!!!?!!
THE EMPTY SUITE OBAMA HAS SHOWN HIS TRUE COLORS--BLACK!!!
WHO-SANE? NO, JOHN MCCANE!!!!
April 14, 2008 1:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obama's a swell guy. Don't believe me? Just ask me. Still not convinced? Then read this:
http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/jon/080309
April 14, 2008 2:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
BLACK IS THE NEW "WHITE"! gET OVER IT!!! TODAY, WHY DON'T CHA???
ANd THAT IS eXCELLENT nEWS FOR oBaMA!!!
April 14, 2008 6:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
ALLSBURGs divisive rhetoric shows his hope and unity message is bs and he is just another lying commenter.
dembillc was in the WH for 8 years and the Blogger's closest adviser.
Not admitting this experience is a severe lack of intellectual honesty.
ALLSBURG said he would not run for Blogger until he served in the TPM Cafe to get experience.
he lied and posted anyway.
These are facts and intellectual honesty.
April 14, 2008 1:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
MEDIA HAS FAILED TO REPORT ON THE FOLLOWING:
REZCO PAID FOR GHENGIS'S HOUSE
REZCO PAID $$ TO GHENGIS FOR FAVORS HELPING HIM WITH HIS LAND DEALS
REZCO PAID $10,000 TO GHENGIS'S CAMPAIGN WHICH GHENGIS DID NOT GIVE TO CHARITY UNTIL CAUGHT AND DISCOVERED.
GHENGIS WAS IN REZCO'S POCKET@!
April 14, 2008 1:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
It appears that endorsing ALLSBURG has become fashionable and the politically correct thing to do. (imo)
Unfortunately, he's all fluff and no substance. Gives pretty speeches about hope, etc. But if you look behind the curtain, there's nothing there.
April 14, 2008 2:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
ALLSBURG, we all promise from now to stop writing our bullshit. We promise from now we will all align ourselves into good obamaista talking points and follow the obvious herd of lemmings jumping off the bridge.
April 14, 2008 2:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
And, yeah, out here in fly over country we think he threw the woman that raised him to be the man he is under the bus. Not a closet racist? Why not play up your white side ALLSBURG. You've got a whole family and background in Kansas and elsewhere that is non-existent. If your going to disrespect the kind folk that brought you up....what do you think he will do with the average voter. Words MEAN something. Actions MEAN Something.
DEMBILLC 08!!!!!!!!!!!
April 14, 2008 2:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Minor quibble with the title:
There's no such thing as a "first annual" anything. It's inaugural. Sorry, the journalist in me popped up.
Carry on. Hopefully that troll who stole my handle will pop up here.
April 14, 2008 2:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obama hired a ton of people to post in democratic blogs.
I was wondering how much you guys get paid to post
this crap
April 14, 2008 2:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
YOU'RE DEAD ALREADY!!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? DID YOU KNOW THAT SHOOTING YOURSELF WAS DEADLY? APPARENTLY NOT!
IF WE WANNA CALL FIRST ANNUAL, THEN "YES WE CAN!!!"
CAN YOU DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? NO, YOU CAN'T!!!!
BESIDES ALL THAT GRAMMAR CORRECTING IS CONDESCENDING ELITIST BULLSH*T!!! YOU BLEEPING MORON!
April 14, 2008 6:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
btw, here's a real troll hard at work today. This troll visited very successfully last week too.
April 14, 2008 2:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
who cares, mccain, clinton, obama are all the same, bought and paid for KKKorporate candidates for sheeple to fawn over. nothing will change, open your eyes and vote for a real patriot: ron paul is the only hope for america and the constitution.
when will tpm stop censoring dr. paul's message of freedom? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
April 14, 2008 2:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Whoa, elliotness, is on fire!
BUT SERIOUSLY, GUYZ, YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT:
http://www.obamatruth.org/
Even for a big Obama fan, it's got me wavering on Obama. (h/t readytoblowgasket)
April 14, 2008 2:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just joined. Do they let Obama people post offensive rants?
I was hoping this would be an intelligent alternative to DU
April 14, 2008 2:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
ALLSBURG, THIS IS DUMBEST POST EVER. YOU HAVE A BABY PICUTURE AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGINST ASTERISK?**?
YOURE LOVER BARRY OBAMBAM IS GOING TO LOOSE NO MATTER WHO MUCH DRIVEL YOU TYPE BABY YOU ARE LOSSING IT FOR US ALL.
LET IT GO BABY YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DECIDE FOR US REGULAR PEOPLE WHO TO VOTE 4~!
baby!!!
April 14, 2008 3:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
WAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Happy, articleman? You made a baby cry. Congratulations.
April 14, 2008 5:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
YOU WHINY LITTLE CLINTONISTA!!! HAVENT YOU CALLED SOME WOMEN F***ING WHOR3S YET TODAY?
April 14, 2008 6:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
I've changed my mind! I'm too good for Obama! He's not an elitist after all. I must follow the one who has 109 million friends and guns and shoot ducks. I'm better than Obama. I'm out standing in my field. My green goes to Hillary from now on. You Obama folks are feh feh feh Barry Barry Manilow!
April 14, 2008 3:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Democrats seem so unable to confront evil. Iraq 100 years? We've lived there for thousands. In the desert you find yourself. Or what's left of it. You may call us Satan, but your Satan is as real as Bozo teh Clown. We keep you safe, you keep yourselves deluded. Without you would bow to Satan every day of your lives. Yet you look down on poor Pazuzu. Have you ventured out of your cowering cubby hole? Have you look across the wasteland? You're not ready for the truth. That little old man across the aisle? He may not be much, older than dirt they say, but then he has you wrapped in stitches. Spitting out venom and vitriol. His cuntish wife, his whorish believers. But he is the real thing. He is authentic. He is the leader you seek - follow him. Ignominia, ignominia te ipse affice, anime! honorem autem tibi vindicandi tempus non amplius habebis: fugit enim vita unicuique; haec autem tibi tantum non exacta est nullam tui ipsius reverentiam habenti et in aliorum animis felicitatem tuam collocanti.
April 14, 2008 3:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
I studied Latin dance once, but I don't know that step.
April 14, 2008 3:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obama's response to the economic slowdown or recession we are now in is to slap taxpayers with a large tax increase. Obama wants to increase capital gains tax from today's 10% to at least 25%! In the interview with CNBC today, he suggested a upward limit around 28%. As the transcript reports, Obama is clear in acknowledging that that this will impact over 100 million Americans. He also explained plans to raise the marginal tax rate working Americans pay to 39% on folks making $75,000 or more income.
Obama observes that his opponents "would like to paint me as this wooly-eyed, you know, liberal or wild-eyed..." His defense to this is "I'm not going to [be] making these decisions based on ideology. I am not a dogmatist."
Now, I have not yet read the entire transcript, but the first part is very threatening to working Americans and will, if implemented, leave us much poorer and less able to meet the higher costs we are seeing for our day-to-day necessities. Outrageous!
Remember what happened to the last candidate who called for tax increases? Anyone thinking Obama's double-digit tax increase plans won't impact his electability among working Americans must not themselves be a taxpayer.
April 14, 2008 4:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
HAHAHAHA Hillary up in ARGH poll today leading Barak 88-37 Go HILL!!!!!
April 14, 2008 3:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
That poll is useless crap and you know it!
BREAKING NEWS! Gallup's 30 second tracking poll has Obama up over Hillary 97% to 3%!!!!
April 14, 2008 6:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
I heard that Barac Osamahussein Obama is a MUSLIM and was sworn ON THE KORAN!!
omg!! OMG!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
WE ARE ELECTING A MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMERICA NEVER FAILS TO AMAZE IN ITS STUPIDITY!
Why we give free pass to MUSLIMS!!
WHY??!!!
http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/Micheal M Bates is an A**H*LE/070131
April 14, 2008 3:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
And don't forget hes the one who threw his OWN GRANDMOTHER UNDER THE BUS!!!! We need a Pres. that loves America and loves Freedom. Who don't look down on us. NOBAMA!!!
April 14, 2008 5:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
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April 14, 2008 5:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
My preacher told me to not vote for Hillary cLinton. She is a ILLUMINATI who are a sects of secret people who have TAKEN OVER Washington. I read she belongs to a sekrit group of chinese religion who are going to take over this WHOLE country because of our debt and they are going to feed us blue paint and bad fish. HILLARY!!! YO* TRAITOR!!!!.
April 14, 2008 5:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
JUST LIKE HITLER!
April 14, 2008 7:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Allsburg, YOU LOOSER! You LURVES SOCKPUPPETS!!!! You hates the 2nd amendment. Allsburg is UNAMERICAN!! He KISSES THE KORAN AT NIGHT BEFORE HE GOES TO BED!!!! H*LL is too kind for him. LOSER!!
I am so happy that I can now vote for Jonathan Edwards. He's my favorite from the start and I really HATE that Barak Osama. I heard that he's SHIIA on monday and SUNNI on tuesday. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!!!!! He called Edwards a HONKEY!!! HOW CAN ANY ONE VOTE FOR THAT CRAZY MUSLIM!!!!!! TRAITORS!!!!!
Come on america, G*D DA*M WAKE UP!!! THE KORAN IS AT THE DOOR!!!!! SH*T!! We need the BIBLE to get up and FIGHT THE KORAN!!!!
April 14, 2008 5:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just wet myself.
April 14, 2008 6:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Don't you idiots know OBAMA CAN'T BOWL?????? What the hell kind of president CAN'T BOWL????? We need to throw him UNDER THE BUSS!!!!!!!!! Cuz he's an elitist who CAN'T BOWL!!!
April 14, 2008 6:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
GAWD!!! CLEARLY TPM IS ANOTHER ARAB OBAMA LOVE FEST ZONe!!!!111
JOSH AND GREG AND ERIC ALL MAKE MOSLEM SEX WHILE POSTING god d*am am3rKKKA ALL OVER!
SOON YOU PRETTY Whit girl will pay homag to OBAMAD!CK AND WILL BE BeNDING TO THE kORANN WH!P
WAK UP!!!!
April 14, 2008 6:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Blue Orb.
I'm sorry and know I'm a selfhatingbitchforobama, but I've changed my mind and am now supporting poster "anneeliz".
Although her contribution isn't as subtle and nuanced as your own excellent work, surely you will understand the creativity displayed her post trumps your own admirable efforts:
'YOU OBAMABONERS ARE SO *STOOPID*."
"OBAMABONERS" is simple genius in that it's instantly evocative of what we have come to know as our collective "brand" as the less well-endowed denizens of Hillaryland would have it.
April 14, 2008 7:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm right there with you, lally. 'Obamaboners' is inspired.
April 14, 2008 8:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
WOOT!!!!! SMURF PRIDE!
April 14, 2008 10:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Look guys! I'm not the only one who is CONCERNED!! I came across this news story and it's made me really QUESTION my support for Obama. I mean, is he REALLY ELECTABLE??!?
I've been looking at hillaryclinton.com and I've been REALLY IMPRESSED with a lot of things she has to say. Her new ad in the HILLARY TV section is MAKING ME THINK.
What do you guyz think??
April 14, 2008 8:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Some of you folks are downright, er, inspiring.
:)
Can't wait for tomorrows troll-a-thon.
April 14, 2008 8:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh dear god, please, not more.
April 14, 2008 9:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm not worthy.
April 14, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Fucking cunts.
April 14, 2008 8:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dammit! Forgot the *'s. Now everyone is offended. Except for many of Brits, if there are any of the spotted-dick eating wankers here.
April 14, 2008 8:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Let me try:
You Obama "Koolade Drinkers" should grow up
Your MESSIAH is finally unmasked. Ha ha BARRY is a Wolf if Sheeps Clothing and a Snake Oil Salesman.
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Wright God Damn America Wright God Damn America Wright God Damn America Wright God Damn America Wright God Damn America Wright God Damn America Wright God Damn America Wright God Damn America
Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist Bitter Elitist
Once the working class voters hear *this*, he's TOAST!!!! Ha ha
GO HILLARY!!!! VOTE HILLARY!!!
We don't need some cocky snake oil salesman kid.
We need 35 years of experience from a tough FIGHTER!
Sincerely,
Taylor Marsh
April 14, 2008 9:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Doh, I missed the all important "Empty Suit" line.
(Grumble, grumble)
April 14, 2008 9:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Crystal Tells All
obama trolls for little white boys, baristaberry, and elliottness soon receiving big fat checks from GOP
May 22, 2008 1:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
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