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BREAKING: Clinton to Concede Today

According to some contacts that I have within the Washington press corps, sources within the Clinton campaign have leaked that she will announce the end of her 2008 Presidential run later this morning.  Citing an inability to overcome her trailing numbers in delegates and the popular vote, as well as her inability to consistently best either Obama or McCain in recent polls and her growing financial troubles, she will make her concession speech in front of the Philadelphia Museum of Art.  She is expected to congratulate and endorse Barack Obama.   Though there is an indication that he may in fact appear with her in order to get an immediate jump-start on unifying the party, this has not yet been confirmed with anyone from the Obama campaign.

Keep your eyes on the AP wire.  Today is going to be big.


Comments (83)

If it was anyone else I'd call bullsh*t. Instead, I'm floored and a touch suspicious.

CNN coverage has already been posted to YouTube.

Are you saying that's a young Obama tending bar?

Half way through this video I had my bangs ratted and sprayed and my stone washed jeans over my knees before I realized the bars wouldn't be open(or even exist) anymore.

Sadly, I still do this.

Dude. Did you just Rickroll me?

You slappy.

I did, I did. :)

It seemed like the perfect day and venue for it. (No one expects to get Rickrolled on TPM!)

You Rickrollin' sonuvabitch, you! I knew it was April Fools so I figured a parody of some kind...but this was much, much more disturbing.

You did see that YouTube is Rickrolling everyone today, right? Go to the main page and click on any of the featured videos if you haven't...

No, I hadn't seen that. Hillaryous. (Are we allowed to say that in a non-political context?)

I'll allow it.

DF

Pleez, pleez, pleez tell me this isn't a joke. I could actually get a good night's sleep without nightmares of the Dem's demonstrating how effective a circular firing squad can be, on national television, at the Convention.

OMG, I thought I was the only one insane enough to be dreaming about this damn election.

I actually had a dream 2 nights ago that I was petting a red, white, and blue turkey. I figured it was some sexual fantasy about Ben Franklin.

I should add that supposedly one of the final nails in the coffin is the recent news that Obama won Texas:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i_QDnA56kHa3qYl41FUYT3PLHJvwD8VOK68O0

HOLY CRAP!!

Made me look, DF.

If this turns to actually be true I will shave my head BALD!!!But considering what date it is I will not hold my breath.

Same.

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She will concede today, then, tomorrow, she will announce her re-candidacy in a last ditch attempt to secure the schizophrenia vote.

This from an MSNBC commenter about Hillary's third tonight show appearance on Thursday:

"Does she have a big announcement? I heard she might announce she's resigning from the race...
Ron, TX (Sent Monday, March 31, 2008 5:44 PM)

More think she's broke and just after more free advertising, but you never know.

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If this is true, it would be outstanding news for the Democrats 9and bad for the Republicans) and could actually lead to an amicable Obama/Clinton ticket in the fall. Imagine that.

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Please do not let this be a trifling with my emotions. Especially since Dragon mentioned today's date. Let Liberty ring.

Surely this is the best of all possible worlds!...for HILLARY!!! My apologies to Mr./Ms. idiotic.

If only today weren't April Fools and this was for real...

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I can't speak to DF's post, other than to say that it misses the first test of a good April Fool's prank - plausibility.

For all those who had their hopes falsely raised, I'll add this tidbit - Rasmussen puts Hillary's Penna lead down to 5 points.

Now that seems plausible, so therefore it must be an April Fool's prank, right?

I'm so confused…

Plus, we all know about DF's contacts in the Washington press corps.

Aww, come on, Fly! Personally, I don't subscribe to the potentially heart-attack inducing, utterly believable April Fool's prank. I like the one that will get a good laugh from people who are looking for it (who will almost never be fooled no matter how plausible you think it is), but will possibly take those that aren't paying attention for a little ride.. only to realize later that they should have known better. Take Google's "Custom Time" for example:

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html

Besides, despite how good your analysis usually is, I think you may have missed the mark this time. I gave a pretty good hint that unflinching plausibility was not the goal. Who is honestly going to make a concession speech in front of the Philadelphia Museum of Art? I wouldn't even concede a game of checkers on the Rocky Steps!

Hey guys check out my Avatar!!!I wish with all my Heart it was real.

When was reality invited to join the Clinton campaign?

You really put the FOOL in April Fool's.

april fools!

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Even tho it is an April fools day prank & even if it's not, my heart jumped out of my body & celebrated.Then it came back in, too good to be true?

April Fools.

I guess someone had to do it.

What's today's date again?

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In 1968, some newspapers planned to run (and did) a cartoon of Bobby Kennedy listening on a phone to LBJ telling him that he (LBJ) will be dropping out of the race ..... then the pause .... then the "April Fool!"

These cartoons were already in place and printed on editorial pages when, on the evening of March 31, LBJ actually DID announce that he would not seek or accept the nomination for re-election! So in my hometown, and I'm sure many others, you had a funny, impropable cartoon on the editorial page ..... and precisely the same information in a news headline on the front page. It was quite mind-bending, and I still remember the confusion that caused.

Wish DF's 'joke' had been confusing for the same reason...

Nice one

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While that would be the smart thing to do, we all know Hillary, so we all know this is bullshit.

Little Fish doesn't like having its emotions toyed with.

Why can't every day be April 1?

Thanks for the tip DF, just banked the life savings on Obama futures.

In spite of the April Fool, that is still probably good investment.

Seems like everyday is April Fool's day in the Democratic Primary.

Ha Ha Ha.

To dream the impossible dream. Wish this was posted on 3/31 or 4/2. Sigh.

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When is somebody going to develop a Rickroll-blocker for firefox? I'm super-cheap, but even I would be willing to pay for that.

I'm glad at least one person appreciated my efforts. :)

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This is a brilliant imitation of Greg Sargent, DF. (I'm not joking.) It's got that perfect mix of authoritativeness and barely concealed wishful thinking.

Keep your eyes on the AP wire. Today is going to be big: rofl!

Hah! Thanks!

Trolls will believe anything.

April Fools.

Dude.

When you're outnumbered 10:1, you don't get to call people Trolls, m'kay? Now get back under your bridge until October when we can let you loose on McCain...

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Dammit, punked again! I was sleep deprived. Foul, sir, most foul. May your shoes come untied.

That is the meanest April Fool's joke I've ever been the victim of!

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Actually Hillary's major announce today will be to introduce her new Nation Wide TV ad. It is designed to counter John McCain's ad about his Vietnam POW experience.

Hillary's ad will highlight the six years that she spent in captivity at the Tuzla Hilton with only one shabby pantsuit to wear, while all the while having to endure the non stop torture of Sinbad quips over and over.

She is truly a hero.

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Happy April Fool's Day, DF. Also, marry me.

Wait a minute...

Does this make McCain "Clubber Lang?"

She and McCain are on the same side, so obviously McCain is Mickey.

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Hah! April Fool's! (And cute hat!)

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Check the date folks....nice work DF

Bush to resign in discrace this afternoon! He has a well worded speech about how the Iraq war did not actually make the country more safe, and he can no longer deal with the guilt of the 10s of thousands dead from his mistakes.

Har-de-har-har. ^_^ Got me. Dammit, I should have remembered what today was.

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She better not.

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"Wouldn't it be nice if we were older, and we didn't have to wait so long."

Don't I wish.

April Fools!!!

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THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Rocky wouldn't quit!?!?

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April fools!!!

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Damn! Got me!

I hate April Fool's Day. Especially when done by news organizations and places where people are trying to have serious conversations.

Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!

The Internet: Serious business.

And a good time was had by all. Hopefully. :)

I do sincerely hope that everyone enjoyed the joke and hopefully it wasn't the best gag you experienced today. I also hope that I haven't permanently stained my credibility in light of the date. For the record, I do not have any contacts within the Washington press corps. I do have a friend who is a freelancer in the Middle East, but that's another story. Anyhow, happy April Fool's day.

"In front of the Philadelphia Museum of Art" was a nice touch. The Rocky Balboa subtext brought it just to the edge of over-the-top.

And you all thought it was just a joke!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5haiTopphWwVMyxC0EbsEFHvZ119AD8VP9FS82

Okay, so we all knew the overt Rocky comparison was cocked and loaded, but I will again remind Senator Clinton and her supports about the genesis of Rocky Balboa. From the desk of Sly Stallone:

Early in my acting career I realized the only way I would ever prove myself was to create my own role in my own script. On my 29th birthday, I had $106 in the bank. My best birthday present was a sudden revelation that I had to write the kind of screenplay that I personally enjoyed seeing. I relished stories of heroism, great love, dignity, and courage, dramas of people rising above their stations, taking life by the throat and not letting go until they succeeded. But I had so many ideas in my head, I couldn't focus on any one. To cheer myself up, I took the last of my entertainment money and went to see the Ali-Wepner fight on closed circuit TV. Chuck Wepner, a battling, bruising club fighter who had never made the big time, was having his shot. It wasn't at all regarded as a serious battle. But as the fight progressed, this miracle unfolded. He hung in there. People went absolutely crazy. Wepner was knocked out in the 15th and final round, almost lasting the distance. We had witnessed an incredible triumph of the human spirit and we loved it.

That night, Rocky Balboa was born. People looked on him as the all-American tragedy, a man without much mentality and few social graces. But he has deep emotion and spirituality and good patriotism. And he has a good nature, although nature has not been particularly good to him. I have always seen him as a 20th Century gladiator in a pair of sneakers. Like so many of us, he is out of sync with the times. To all this, I injected doses of my own personal life, of my frustration at not getting anywhere.

Be careful what you wish for...

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Next week Hillary Sybil Clinton's Newt Rockne persona will emerge and plead with us to win one for The Gipper Clinton.

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Clinton has a long way to go and a little April Fool's fun and another glitzy at campaign from Obama's campaign director are just par for the course. But fun and games aside, I don't think that my fellow Pennsylvanians will be axel-railroaded into voting for Obama in a big way. I think Pennsylvania is going to turn the primaries around. Then, Hillary can be elected with Obama as her running mate. Then, we'll be able to start getting the present mess mopped up.

At the risk of actually getting an answer, what exactly do you mean by "turn the primaries around"?

"Mopped up". I love that term. Hillary uses it to talk about how she and Bill had to "mop up" the White House after George Herbert Walker Bush and Barbara left.

She says that she and Bill are gonna have to "mop up again" after GW and Laura leave.

But she never talks about having to be "sweeped" when she and Bill left, taking articles that did not belong to them, and she never talks about how she's getting "swept" by Obama in the primary race.

Give the woman a mop, already, and let her clean her house in Chappaqua with it.

Art imitates life!

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Not April Fool,s, He meant to say ObamaFool,s joke.

They are not really fools, merely silly.

Hey ObamaDupees, you are hoping that she will give in before BHO walks off a cliff. He is a rank amateur, and won't be able to hold it together much longer.

ObamaDupees, yes, as in been duped, by the clever duper.

Best label for this cult following todate. Wright??

Yes, I'm sure he's about to walk off of your cliff any moment now. Are you confident enough to hold your breath?

Wait for it... wait for it....

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Hang in there DF, your msg is coming thru load and clear.

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Sorry I misspoke, meand to say loaded and clear>

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I missed this post earlier from DF or Dumb F*ck.
You have the wright nickname for an Obama supporter.

Wow.. I knew I was on the right track, but I didn't expect praise this high!

Are you busy later? I was thinking we could grab a beer.

unfortunately, the headline rang out "too good to be true" for me. but I was also keyed up for April Fool's by promise of a "Colbert Compromise" in the event of a brokered convention. ah well. I'll keep dreaming...

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