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Annie "the Tuzla Tigress" Oakley: Oops! Shoots Herself in the Foot. Again.
I've spent the last few days quite humored by the Massively Huge Kerfluffle that will forever be know as Bittergate. My one hope is that Barack doesn't become Mr. Bitterness. But he doesn't strike me as the type to sweat the small shit. He's an effective counterpuncher and the Clinton boondoogle continues to staggers around pretending that Hillary is one of us. Ha! She's in the Realty Business. (You really do have to see the video to truly appreciate The Realty Business. Quite touching actually.)
While the Clinton campaign was proclaiming victimhood for rural voters in Pennsylvania the campaign took its eye off the ball. Again. Senator Clinton's campaign marred by moves so stupid it made MY HAIR hurt, shot itself in the foot again.
Sir Elton John’s recent performance at a fund-raising event for Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has drawn a formal complaint from Judicial Watch, a conservative watchdog group.
Mr. John, a foreign national, cannot under federal law make any
contribution to a federal, state or local election campaign. The group,
in a letter from its president, Tom Fitton, described Mr. John’s
appearance at the fund-raiser as an “in-kind contribution from a
foreign national.”
She has two problem as a result of this fundraiser. First, Elton John, as a foreign national cannot donate to a campaign. Second, he must be compensated at the going market value for his services. Any guesses on how much Sir Elton gets paid for a performance?
Had she taken more target practice with that six shooter Dear Ol' Dad taught wee little Hillary to shoot behind grandads cabin, Senator Clinton might have hit something other than her foot. Clinton probably told the truth about the duck hunting experience. Fortunately, no ducks were injured in the making of that laughable episode of Annie "the Tuzla Tigress" Oakley" so it won't be necessary to call PETA.
Jesus "3 in the Morning Phone Call" Christ! Ready on day one? Crossed the threshold? Senator Clinton and her buddy John McCain can't quite get that Campaign Finance stuff right. I guess they have more in common than we thought. They've both crossed the Fundraising threshold.














Comments (28)
Tuzla Tiger, a small town girl livin in a lonely world; made of "polished gold" (some NC Woman in an ad) yet with a spine of steel (Bayh ad); can slam CC and Yuenling boilermakers with any man, empty a kitchen sink in seconds, ready from Day 1 (except for baking cookies)
Stay tuned..she's got a million of em to keep us entertained as she takes her fight for you to the Floor of the Convention.
April 15, 2008 2:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
And here I thought I was just being a sour grumpuss when I wondered why it was okay for a British citizen to stick his nose into an American primary. Turns out it wasn't okay!
I hadn't heard the part where she may have to pay him back the going rate for a concert!
So let's get this straight. People are complaining about Obama having a fund-raiser among the San Francisco element, but have no problem with Hillary going to a foreigner. One who accused our whole country of misogyny. Riiight.
This would make an intriguing comedy.
April 15, 2008 3:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm guessing the "going market rate" will be for an average performer and not Sir Elton's average rate.
April 15, 2008 7:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
You're incorrect. It has to be what Elton John's market rate is. No, she doesn't get to pay him scale and say it's alright.
In case anyone has forgotten, of all the scandals leveled at the Clintons during the '90's, it was campaign finance that stuck. Big time. That dirt was real dirt.
I'll always defend them against the unfounded attacks, and no president should be impeached over a consensual affair (although that great judgment has given us G.W.). But the campaign finance stuff -- they were dirty as hell.
If she brings up Rezko tomorrow night at the debate, I hope Obama's ready to throw some dirt back at her on this. The Clintons' moral fuzziness is never more apparent than in campaign finance issues.
April 15, 2008 2:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Clinton is in a fever to persuade the gullible media that something that the Bill component of the incarnation Clinton has said on multiple occasions, in effect, remarking on the relationship between people’s circumstance and their attitudes, as in “white people scared to death” is condescending.
A statement to that effect, maybe using the term “elitist”, has become a staple of the Hillary component’s stump speech.
What Obama’s remarks seem to amount to, drained of local emotional content, is pointing out that people are especially conservative in economically hard times.
Isn’t that what he said? Or isn’t it a specific instantiation of that general thought? Gods and guns standing for conservatism. “Bitter” standing for pissed off. Or have I missed something?
It was a remark of the general class of “there are no atheists in “foxholes” which was first advanced as an argument for God, i.e. in a foxhole you will be close to the elemental and know the eternal verities, and then advanced by atheists as a statement against God. Either way it was a statement that points that that there is, in fact, a relationship between your circumstances and your thoughts of and attitude about God. (Would I get nailed for being irreligious I wonder? Better check my St. Augestine or St. Paul or ho all the way to jesus.)
In taking that line, the Clintons are like are two people whose balloon arrived in Oz a few day before yours, and who are pointing out that you can’t talk “that way” about Munchkins. (Or if put in the true spirit of this brouhaha that “happen to be” Munchkins, or, in full Clinton speak, “the wonderful upbeat, patriotic and hardworking people who, through no fault of their own, happen to be Munchkins.”) If you talk about the Munchkins the wrong way, they will let you know, you will be judged elitist. You don’t say that the size of thing “dwarfs” another for example. You certainly don’t accuse anyone of being “small minded.”
Now I would certainly admit that what Obama said was “indelicate” . Maybe even insensitive. Certainly ill considered given this is a political campaign.
But condescending? I thought the word “condescend” means “to behave toward other people as though less important or less intelligent than you are.” (The Microsoft definition, which knows a thing or two about condescending.)
Given that, I would think it is not Obama but the Clinton who have been condescending.
Try an keep the idea of “behave toward other people as though they are less intelligent” in mind as we wander through this building here just inside the gates of Clintonia.
First of all, I assert the very claim that Obama was condescending, is condescending. They assume you are not smart enough to figure out what it means.
Let’s pause now at the tableau just inside the entrance of this first building. There she is, in effigy, the 30 year liberal (not counting her college days when she was conservative) depicted talking about her duck hunting idylls in the Scranton uplands. And her love of guns. (Good Munchkins, you know, all like guns.) It is only by the sheerest mischance that she hasn’t joined the NRA. Or gone out to the blinds with Dick Cheney.
In the next one she is drinking beer in a bar for the TV crew. Watching her you think maybe she even has a Munchkin dress being saving for the grand finale, which will prove she REALLY gets what being 3 foot six is like.
You don’t find that condescending ? If not, what do you find that. Maybe we ought to startwondering about the word “phoney” insteas of “elitist.”
And as though the Munchkin had no other properties.
The problem with Obama was he was being Obama and speaking of them as peers. The condescension was not in the words themselves but in the views of the commentators who thought a certain delicacy was required..
And no-one, well almost no-one, was struck by the incongruity.
With her affluent childhood, and her full tuition stint at Wellsley, and her post-college bee-line for the board room, and her line of chatter about all the important people she knows, there she is, standing at the deck of the A deck of the cruise ship, with her Tiffany jewels, her alligator checkbook, and her Munchkin phrase book (do not use the word ‘dwarf”) looking at the quaint natives across the lagoon (Munchkins if you don’t want to mix metaphors) talking about how she learned to harpoon herself as a girl and pointing out someone born on that island and who returned to that island by choice, whose constituency has always been that island, is an “elitist.”
I figure she must Obama’s background so she must assume that her audience doesn’t. Or the media is too cowed by assertions of double standard to react
The building of course, whose wonders we have barely scratched, is the Bill and Hillary Museum to Condescension. I can tell you one thing. If I were a Munchkin on the beach I would be pretty bitter, harpooning being the way its been lately.
April 15, 2008 9:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hillary Clinton learned a lot in her public school that Obama never learned from his prep school.
Rosanne wasn’t kidding. Popular progressive website, opensecrets.org, confirms it. According to Rosanne, Obama’s top contributor is Goldman Sachs ($523,478), a major proponent of privatizing Social Security and legislation that would deregulate the investment banking/securities industry (Center for Responsive Politics). Eight of Obama’s top twenty investors are securities and investment firms and one is a leading privatization advocate (Center for Responsive Politics 2007a).
Always check reality.
April 15, 2008 10:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
OK! reality checker were these from employees as individual citizens or their employer's PAC. Check 2 How much Clinton got from these individuals, and from their employer's PAC?
Get these answers, and we all will have the reality we can live with....
April 15, 2008 11:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Nice try, if you notice if you select "all election cycles" it is actually Hillary that has gotten the most from Goldman Sachs to the tune of $700,140
I am glad you suggested I check reality from the website you are quoting. It is a very reliable website.
http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/toprecips.asp?ID=D000000085&Type=P&Sort=A&Cycle=A
April 15, 2008 12:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's pretty much a given, whenever someone accuses Obama from getting money from big oil, drug companies, or other "nefarious" workers, chances are Hillary has gotten more money from them in the form of PACS.
Ouch.
April 15, 2008 1:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
So true. It has been Hillary's MO through this entire campaign. Accuse your opponent of what you are really guilty of yourself.
According to opensecrets.org - Hillary has gotten more money from the finance/insurance/real estate/hedgefunds etc than any other candidate. Democrat or Republican
http://www.opensecrets.org/industries/recips.asp?ind=F&cycle=2008
April 15, 2008 2:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
It is (or can be) an effective tactic, because if you get the first shot off without the reporters catching you at it, a later rebuttal pointing out the facts sounds like "whining".
What I don't get is why reporters have not yet caught on. After 8 years of Rove's "accuse your opponent of whatever you are doing now or planning to do", they really should be doing some fact-checking.
April 15, 2008 9:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, as a matter of fact I came across an article
"How to argue like a right winger" from another blog. It was originally created to highlight the arguments right wingers use in all sorts of arguments - global warming, ID, stem cell research and such.
What is amazing is the list of right wing tactics.
Hillary has used each and every one.
Check it out here:
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/04/list-your-favorite-hillary-rov.php
April 16, 2008 12:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good idea. Too bad you didn't do it.
According the the Federal Election Commission web site, Hillary has collected $1,162,939 from PACs. Obama has collected $250.
The size of donations is also interesting.
Hillary:
$200 and Under $36,069,988
$200.01 - $499 $9,056,505
$500 - $999 $10,374,868
$1000 - $1999 $24,056,199
$2000 and Over $74,982,856
Obama:
$200 and Under $78,069,202
$200.01 - $499 $16,998,789
$500 - $999 $16,959,438
$1000 - $1999 $27,070,851
$2000 and Over $56,773,187
From the opensecrets.org website (these are combined individual donations and moneys from PACs). Bear in mind that other than the PAC money, an individual's reason for donating to a candidate may not be in alignment with the company he or she works for.
Donations from Securities & Investment firms:
Hillary: $6,673,820
Obama: $6,793,380
Donations from lobbyists:
Hillary: $865,290
Obama: $115,163
Donations from Health Services/HMOs:
Hillary: $436,571
Obama: $304,299
Donations from the oil & gas industry:
Hillary: $309,363
Obama: $222,309
Donations from the defense industry:
Hillary: $307,425
Obama: $195,132
From the extent that we can draw any conclusions from this, I think it's clear who the favorite candidate of the PACs, big donors, and big business is.
April 15, 2008 3:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
This may be a bit too nuanced for someone who gets their information from Roseanne.
By the way, thanks for assembling this info and presenting it so clearly!
April 15, 2008 9:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Haha! Busted.
April 15, 2008 6:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
I am an attorney at a firm that engages in lobbying and has registered federal lobbyists. I gave Barack Obama $2300 of my cash so he could win, which is exactly what he is doing.
But guess what. I don't lobby. I am not a lobbyist. I am an advertising and marketing lawyer, litigator, and all around raconteur. But I am not a lobbyist.
Shit, mang, I wouldn't even know how to lobby. "Excuse me, Senator Jarmon Crocker, would you please vote for S.B. 234, which, um. (checks bill). Hey, what's a mark-up?"
And yet, by Mr. Always Check Reality, I am lumped in as a "federal lobbyist" just because my firm happens to engage in lobbying.
It's a bullshit metric.
April 15, 2008 8:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Um, you must have missed the part where I said,
and
Since the opensecrets web site combines individual donations and PAC donations one can only get a vague indication by the amounts donated. I think it's reasonable to assume to some of the money donated by individuals is in alignment with their company's interest, but obviously not all, and maybe not even most.
I'm sorry that you took offense when none was intended.
April 16, 2008 12:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Also, Obama needs to remember that Annie Oakley was a winner but lived in a pre-femminist world.
April 15, 2008 10:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
You, sir, and no Einstein.
See what I did there? I didn't speak badly about Einstein.
April 15, 2008 3:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
"I knew Annie Oakley. Annie Oakley was a friend of mine. Hillary, you are no Annie Oakley" John McCain
April 15, 2008 5:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
A double zap! I love it.
April 15, 2008 5:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey look,
Hillary shows off her marksmanship in Tuzla:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc&feature=related
April 15, 2008 12:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Here is where Hillary really stepped in it, and shows that she has no idea about how regular people will react.
You all know of the school bully who picks out some perceived minor tic about an other kid, and pounds it to death. The Bully is the only one doing the taunting, and actually believes that all the regular kids are supporting his barrage of infantile meanness toward the other kid. The bully thinks that the more he keeps up his moronic taunting the more of the other kids he is converting to his bullying creed.
We all know that it is actually the opposite that happens. All the normal kids just cringe inside, and end up wanting to be no where near the Bully.
That is where Hillary, the taunting playground bully, has now landed. She is making normal people cringe inside at her childish taunting.
Hillary the bully, is driving up her own negatives.
Hillary has passed The Bully In Chief Threshold.
April 15, 2008 3:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Isn't Elton a Clinton problem only because he provided a service (the concert)for which he ordinarily gets paid? Rupert Murdoch put on a do for The Clintons earlier and Murdoch's daughter is hosting a fundraiser for Obama. They are doing so as private citizens so I don't think there's a problem.
April 15, 2008 5:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
Here is the difference. Murdoch was not giving them free commercials on his TV stations. If you give of your own personal time that is one thing, but if you are giving a service which is your livelihood, of which you usually get paid - it is an in kind contribution.
April 15, 2008 5:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Murdoch's daughter holds dual-citizenship (UK & USA) a her hosting fundraiser is also not an in-kind donation by itself, but every person who attended the fundraiser and ponied up cash has to be eligible to donate (i.e. be a citizen, ex-pat, etc.)
April 15, 2008 6:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
As a small town person I am offended that this Obama character thinks we're such simpletons.
I'm voting for that woman who drinks and shoots guns.
April 15, 2008 10:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
I agree with everything you said.
April 15, 2008 11:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
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