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The Best of Obama
I wanted to put together a post full of some of my favorite off-the-cuff Youtube moments of Obama on the stump. (Off-the-cuff and on-the-stump mean the same thing, don't they?) He can be a pretty funny and(at times) goofy guy. So, without further ado:
<b>The Best of Obama</b>
"Well, that was the point."-in response to, Did you inhale?
"Well Hillary, I'm looking forward to you advising me as well."-Des Moines Register Debate, in response to Hillary cackling at the Obama question, With so many former Clinton advisors on your staff, how will you make a clean break from the policies of the past?
"They don't put presidents on money until well after. . . you're dead. So I don't want to be on money any time soon."-speaking to a young supporter in Audubon, Iowa
"We're all waiting, just waiting. . . waiting to find out about Harry and Voldemort and all those folks."-on the final Harry Potter book
"I just want to point out, I had no warmups. I did it on a dare--people were skeptical. . . one shot--straight through. That's how you perform under pressure."-after making a 3-pointer at a gym in South Carolina
"See, if I had gone last, I'd have known what the game was. I could've said, 'My biggest weakness. . . I love to help old ladies cross the street! Sometimes they don't want to be helped--it's terrible!'"-in Las Vegas, commenting on Edwards' and Clinton's debate response to the question, What's your biggest weakness?
"I don't know and I don't presume to know. What I do know is, there is life here on Earth, and that we're not attending to life here on Earth. . . as president, those(senior citizens and kids) are the people I will be attending to first. (pause) There may be some other folks on their way."-in response to the Russert question, Do you believe there is life beyond our planet?
"To prepare for this debate, I rode the bumper cars at the state fair."-one of the ABC debates, after 20-minutes of ganging-up on
I know I'm missing some good ones, but these ones stick out in my mind. Look for them on Youtube!










Comments (11)
Obama is definitely an exception in that he seems comfortable enough in his own skin to crack a good joke without coming off awkward or totally out of touch as is the norm with most politicians.
March 28, 2008 5:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
I can't say I understand why you like the ET one (not that I dislike it, it's more of a meh for me), but my favorite moment was his response to PM Howard's criticism of Obama's plan to bring back the troops:
zing!
It was even better in context (which might be true for your ET bit as well).
March 28, 2008 8:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
That one is priceless and news to me. Thank you.
March 28, 2008 8:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ben -
Because I can't remember if the latest debate w/ co-mod Brian Williams is the only one w/ Russert - I'd be curious to be reminded of where this answer was in the Kucinich-skewering-timeline re same subject - obviously if it was the most recent they've all been prepped to avoid his fate - and if it was before then, esp impressive.
March 28, 2008 1:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
These quotes brightened my day. Thanks.
March 28, 2008 4:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, I personally loved, "You're likeable enough, Hillary," although it is not sporting to admit as much. Andrew Sullivan in particular loved the "I look forward to you advising me, as well" retort, which was brilliant. He also cracked me up with, "And, I'd need to analyze his dancing abilities to determine if President Clinton is, in fact, a brother" (or words to that effect) in one of the later debates with Clinton and Edwards. As "a brother," I enjoyed that...
March 28, 2008 4:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Also funny is that I've seen some unhinged Clinton supporters in this very forum try and twist the dancing joke into some kind of reverse-racism, trying-to-detract-from-Clinton's-record idiocy. Maybe they just didn't actually see the debate. It was a great laugh-line.
March 28, 2008 6:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
On The View, one of the panel brought up the fact that some genealogist claimed that Obama and Brad Pitt were distant cousins. Obama said if that were true, Brad got the good looks side of the gene pool.
Anyway, I will not lie to you. A couple of weeks ago I posted that going into PA, Obama should try to hook up with some sports stars from the Pittsburgh, Philly area, and believe it or not, he is being joined by two Steelers stars, Jerome The Bus Bettis, and Franco Harris, two of the great running stars of all time.
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2008/03/28/bus/index.html
March 28, 2008 8:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
I tried to put in Youtube links. . . didn't work.
Here's one slip-up from Parma, Ohio:
"I spoke to Richard Clarke, the Clinton's chief terrorist advisor. . . (pause) advisor about terrorism, I don't want anybody to get confused."
On immigration:
"If we deported everyone, we'd have to go arrest people out of fast-food joints, farms, factories, drycleaners, Mitt Romney's lawn."
Riffing on his healthcare plan:
"We're going to call in my own experts. What they'll undoubtably tell us that much of what drug companies call research and development is really those TV commercials. You know, the ones where people run through fields, looking all happy, you don't know what the drug is for. . . (pause) Except for that one drug, you know what that's for!"
Riffing on his Ethics Reform Bill:
"One of my colleagues said, 'I can't get meals from lobbyists. . . what do you expect me to eat at McDonald's?' I said, 'Well, some of your constituents do eat at McDonald's. But since you make $160,000 a year, you can eat at Applebees.'"
March 29, 2008 12:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Obama's response to the McCain Dukakis-like stroll in Iraq is still my favorite. :)
"The idea that the situation in Iraq is improving because it takes a security detail of 100 soldiers, three Black Hawk helicopters and a couple of Apache gunships to walk through a market in the middle of Baghdad is simply not credible and not reflective of the facts on the ground," Obama said in a taped interview that will air as part of a Democratic presidential forum.
March 29, 2008 12:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
Barack Obama is the nicest, smartest, most comfortable and engaging politician I've ever witnessed. And he's funny, too.
Right now, hard-core Hillary supporters don't see that. To them he's arrogant, an empty suit, all talk, etc.
However, I think the problem with Hillary supporters is that they have been Hillary supporters from Day One.
Most of us Obama supporters began as open to the wide field before us and gravitated to HIM one-by-one. (I had to take down my Edwards sign to replace it with my Obama sign.) Sure, we liked his 2004 DNC speech, or we liked "Dreams from My Father" or the "Audacity of Hope," but as a presidential candidate I would guess that very few of us were "All Obama; Only Obama" (which is what I believe most Hillary supporters are).
And for all of Hillary's claims of toughness and experience (analyzed by DF in another spot that I'm not going to bother linking to), the truth is that "toughness" is often a chimera and even an impediment. And "experience"? Well, only first-term presidents are "experienced." (And, as a side note, I blame Michelle Obama for Barack's lack of experience; because if she had been the governor of a state and a former president, Barack would have nearly as much "experience" as Hillary.)
Besides, you want experience? How about Robert Byrd?
In truth, we elect the person we want to listen to multiple times a week for four or eight years, plus a ton of intangibles.
All of the policy arguments and experience points are heaped on after-the-fact as justification for that gut response to the person you can imagine, want, or desire to be your country's leader. (On paper, why not Bill Richardson?)
My gut response, growing with every good and bad situation he has found himself in during this campaign, is Barack Obama. And among voters in the Democratic primaries and caucuses, more people have gone with Obama than Hillary -- by a comfortable, possibly "insurmountable" lead.
(And at this point, the gut has been tested over and over again!)
And when McCain gets grumpy and glib and exhausted going up against Obama in the general election in the YouTube era, and he alienates everyone within pissing distance, the guts of the nation are going to go with Obama, too.
This guy really knows how to connect with people. He's similar in that way to the young Bill Clinton in 1992. Ultimately, personality matters, and when faced with Sunny Barack vs. Black Hole McCain, the Future vs. the Past, well, I think the country is going to go with Obama big time.
March 29, 2008 2:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
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