Things sure do have a way of coming full circle, don't they?  A few weeks ago, I, fake Sinbad, pleaded with the staff of TPM to do a story about my trip to Bosnia with Hillary and Sheryl Crow.  Admittedly, I exaggerated the effects of our efforts, claiming to have "solved the refugee crisis in Kosovo."  Well, sue me.  I misspoke.

Unfortunately for TPM, they did not heed Sinbad's advice.  The Washington Post, no fools they, picked up on what they sensed would be a groundbreaking story and contacted Sinbad independently.  Recently, the mainstream media has jumped in on the fun, and have spent the last few days pillaging their march/1996/bosnia video vaults, showing the world the Truth with a capital T.  Meanwhile TPM stood idly by, watching passively as the media - in their eyes nothing more than a sophomoric mob - clamored to give the America people what they truly wanted, what they truly deserved - a Sinbad story.  But not TPM.  No, they were too cool for school.  Too cool for Sinbad.

As if such words could possibly be strung together.  Too cool for Sinbad.  It doesn't even make sense.  Not a lick.  Gibberish for all I care.

But then an amazing thing happened.  Sinbad contacted TPM.  THE Sinbad.

So the question now before us is not, "will we eat here or at the next place?" (by the way, real Sinbad - great line!).  No, the question becomes: what will TPM do?  Will they coordinate and film and loose upon the American public an exclusive interview with Sinbad?  Real Sinbad, in all his real glory?

Surely something must be in the works.  Perhaps Sinbad has agreed to an interview if TPM first pays a $10 cover and promises to buy 2 drinks and bring a few friends.  We've all been there.  We feel you, Sinbad.

Well, it's time to do something more than just feel Sinbad, TPM.  It's time to turn that feeling into action - time to reach out, and give Sinbad some love.

Sinbad needs your love.  Fake Sinbad can't put it any more sincerely than that.  America wants this to happen.  America has wanted this happen since Sinbad's first role as Byron Lightfoot on "The Redd Foxx Show."

It's time to move past the divisions of this primary season.  It's time for real Sinbad and fake Sinbad to come together.  It's time to feel good to be an American again.

E Pluribusinbad Unum - Out of many Sinbads, One

Real Sinbad/Fake Sinbad '08 - Just a ridiculous amount of Sinbad, and you've got to love that