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Obama and Clinton Supporters Must Drop Out of the Race

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I think one thing is clear this far into the Democratic primary race: Both Obama's and Clinton's supporters must now drop out of the race.

Hillary Clinton's supporters have gotten incredibly annoying, with their chants of "Yes She Can," and charges of cultism and their desperate yelps of schadenfreude every time Clinton looks like she might actually be "recapturing the lead" that she never had.

And Obama's supporters, yes, you too are incredibly annoying, with your accusations of Clintonian Republicanism and your whiny little cries about how you're going to take your ball and run home if your candidate doesn't win the primary.

Supporters of both candidates, please listen closely. For the good of the Party -- no, for the good of the Nation! -- the time has come for you to leave this race.

No more late nights in front of MSNBC. No more blogging. No more reading TPM. No more arguing at the watercooler, or at the happy hour after work at TGIF's.

Find a hobby -- knitting is really getting popular these days!

Anything, anything but your insistent and continual droning on and on about how perfect your candidate is.

Remember -- the future of this Republic is at stake.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.



Comments (207)

I'm sorry but I represent an annoying segment of the population and I have a duty to help them annoy people up through the convention. Onward to Denver!

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Knitting, destor. I suggest knitting...

WooooooOOOOOOOOO!

How about Democratic Party supporters?

LOL

O.K. I'll just STHU.

GO NADER!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh yeah, I forgot about Nadar supporters.

They can stay in.

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But . . . but . . . but . . . MY candidate is superior in every quantifiable way to YOUR candidate! Everything your candidate does is a lie/smear/trick while everything my candidate does is perfect.

The same thing goes for my local sports team over your local sports team, as well as for my spouse over your spouse.

Hey....mine too!

Thank you to those on this site, your posts have made this Democrat smile, for the first time in weeks. Bravo.

So did you just start paying attention to politics or what? Get thicker skin.

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You're obviously a Clinton supporter.

Or an Obama supporter.

Not sure which is worse. Whichever is worse, that's what you are.

I'm a whining supporter, get it right.

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I stand corrected.

:-)

So did you just start paying attention to comedy or what? Get a better sense of humor.

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There is nothing funny about politics.

People who make jokes about primaries are socially and morally deficient.

This has been the best post that I have read anywhere.

Too funny.

As a whinny Obama supporter, I can only laugh in half-hearted (you know which half) agreement.

Thanks.

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You're very welcome.

"My dad is better than your dad. He's got eight cars and a house in Ireland. SING IT!"
-McClusky

I feel your pain.

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Where is Al Gore?

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Do you mean why isn't all Gore in the race?

Or that I should have included Al Gore supporters in my post.

Because that reminds me -- I should have included Al Gore supporters in this post. With their sad and heartbreakingly desperate yet futile cries for him to get back into the race...

:-)

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Personally, I think everyone needs a breather.

This has been like the Bataan Death March the past two weeks.

How will the media, pundits and voters handle 6 or 7 weeks of nothingness???

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How will the media, pundits and voters handle 6 or 7 weeks of nothingness???

I know how TPM bloggers will handle it -- 6 more weeks of whining.

It's like Groundhog Day From Hell.

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Well, I don't know, maybe this will actually give us a chance to pay closer attention to what President McChimpy is up to.

Are you forgetting WY and MS those are the contest that lead into the dry spell.

Excelnt News For Hillary!!!!

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So you want all those people who are lately involved in the political system - many for the first time, to simply go away?

I have it! Let's go back to w, cheney, chickenhawk & co.s way of by-passing the majority of Americans...

I think not!

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Yes, voting is so overrated.

I think we should listen to Britney Spears. She once said, "Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."

That's exactly what we should do.

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Who are you, and why should we care what you think?

If you don't know cscs, then you don't know nuttin...

Nough said!♪♪♪

Nailed it!

Slam :)

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Who are you, and why should we care what you think?

Well, this seems like a strange comment on a blog, no?

Isn't the whole premise of blogging that none of us are anyone, that none of us really have a voice out there, but on a blog we get to be someone for once?

Self-hating bloggers always crack me up...

You haven't lost your knack for the front-page blog post. Congrats.

Maybe we can get back to complaining about Bush and friends? I'm already tired of this campaign.

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I'm tired of it, too.

And by the way, with the New! Improved! TPMCafe, we actually no longer get to be on the front page.

Just high up in the recommended rankings.

That's not enough for me!

I think what we should do is one day a week, turn over the entire TPMCafe operation to just me, and all my postings.

It would be awesome.

Mr. Golis...paging Mr. Golis...

Josh?

Bueller???

Yes, cscs for front page punditocracy!!!

♪♪♪

My new party: Punditcrats

Us Punditcrats hate the Punditcans.

I second! Can I be VP? Oh no wait, Thera you get that spot. Um...can I just be an incompetent crony who says "right on" on every comment? I can do that. :)

If you are going to trash Hillary, at least use verifiable facts. Her supporters said "Yes she WILL" which is in line with her message and her argument. It is not enough to hope, which is what "Yes we CAN" represents. You must be able to deliver. There is a difference between can and will. It isn't subtle. It is a core difference in philosophy.

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Will, Can...whatever.

Really, I wasn't paying all that much attention.

Please, try to keep up...

Myself, I prefer a middle ground: "Yes we ought." It both encompasses Obama's message (ought implies can) and reaches out to the Moral Majority with its added ethical component. Maybe if Al Gore were in the race this message could be his.

Anyone have a good "yes we..." slogan for McCain?

Yes we Cain?

He Cain. We're Able!

I like it, but Bible thumpers might recall what actually happened to Able.

;P

Shhhhhhh....

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The southern sound appeals to the base... I like!

The best I can come up with is "yes we must," but that's a real buzzkill.

Actually, I like "Yes me Cain" better on review.

:D

How about "Yes we, um...what was I saying"

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Mr Foo:
Somehow when I think of McCain, a "Yes, we..." statement just doesn't seem to fit. How 'bout the more appropos, "No, he can't (Cain't?)...McCain isn't Able"?

ok, I get it. A can is ready to be filled. A will is ready for a demise.

cscs... go for it! ♪♪♪

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Actually, the "core philosophy" you speak of is completely wrong. "Yes we can" is not about hope; it's about changing the politics of Washington--something that Clinton will never ever attempt, because she is such a corrupt piece of trash. Just like her husband. And just like the CEO, Mark Penn, who is running her campaign. Are all Clinton supporters really that dim?

{knit one... perl two...}

I am not an Obama supporter and have no great enthusiasm for him. He's far too cozy with the centers of corporate power in this country, he's voted to fund the wars consistently, his medical insurance plan is just that--a plan to put money into the private insurance companies when it's obvious that we need a single-payer plan akin to those in Western European countries. That said, he did oppose the war in Iraq, and could vote for him, albeit without great enthusiasm. Hillary, however, is consistently on the side of the monied interests, has a steady and consistent history of war enthusiasm, has a career of showing interest in little except her career. I could not vote for her. If she is nominated, I will vote for Nader instead, or for some similar alternative. This is not a case of a pouting Obama supporter saying that I will take my ball and go home. It simply is thus: I could vote for Obama, although without enthusiams, but I could not vote for Hillary. She's far too similar to McCain. Even she said so.

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This is not a case of a pouting Obama supporter

You're pouting.

I can see it.

Yep -- right there.

A pout.

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Remarkably well chosen moniker for that post there.....

Viva Gravel!

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Gravel's Rock and Fire ads would be a peaceful interlude right about now.

If you are an Obama supporter you should care because your candidate represents a change in poliltics as usual, and your "why should I care" represents politics AS USUAL. If you are a Clinton supporter you should care because solutions require consensus, and your help will be required and your "why should I care" helps nobody.

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Right now, I'm an "Anyone But A Republican" supporter.

It doesn't matter to me, as neither Obama nor Clinton is really going to change the world all that much.

Wait -- was that a serious comment???

Scratch that from the record.

Dude, you are seriously in need of a funny bone transplant. Get on the list.

From the avatar I don't think it is genetically possible.

cscs, you have outdone yourself! This thread could actually go on and on with arguments back and forth, just like the good ole days of the ole Cafe!

Yes, cscs, you have revived the soul of the Cafe.

I salute you!!!! Go ahead and disagree if you like, but I love this post!

Go-Bama!!! ♪♪♪

And blessed be the Peacemakers!!! ♪♪♪

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Thanks, TheraP!

By the way, CranialRectalLoopback, it a core philosophical difference that distinguishes Hillary from Barack is that one would use the word "can" and the other the word "will," the core philosophy appears extremely banal.

I think both sides can unite over this insult. Our dual-cultism must be acknowledged and respected!

I do agree, as an Obamalamaramabamamaniac, that the talk of switching to Nader or not voting or sulking so hard you vote for McCain isn't acceptable. We don't want four to eight more years of right-wing Supreme Court appointees, 100 to 1,000 more years in Iraq, a few more wars, a president supported by corporate lobbyists, etc.

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But McCain is a maverick!

Surely that counts for something, doesn't it???

He's a straight-shooter, and that's what we need in Washington DC these days -- more straight-shooters.

(Joking rhetorical silliness there...no need to reply...people are taking this thread way too seriously...)

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Get your straight's straight please. McCain is a straight talker not a shooter

I think we can all agree that his shooting days are long gone. Just look at his wife....

Will you please stop whining?

Are you sure knitting is popular? I don't want an unpopular hobby.

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Yes, trust me.

Knitting is very popular.

Be on the cutting edge! Go for it!

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The split is substantial.
Obama will remain in the lead.
Clinton cannot catch up.
Heal the party.
Obama-Clinton 2008

Yes... but which clinton?

How about Chelsea? Chelsea for VP!

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Mmm yeah, I'm just not too sure about that right now :)

me neither! ♪♪♪

Roger?

Are you suggesting we pimp her out for state funerals?

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Finally.

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I live with a won't-vote-for-the-bitch person and it's frustrating. I think a lot of Hillary supporters--the women--will vote for whomever gets the nomination because they will remember what's really at stake: the Supreme Court. One more conservative justice will lurch the court rightwards for another fifty years and will sink abortion rights. I hope the Obama supporters will remember this, too, but maybe a lot of them are too young or pissed to remember that to liberals (including me), Bill Clinton seemed like a disaster, too. He was a triangulating capitulator just like his wife. It took Bush for me to realize that a disastrous Democrat wasn't so bad after all.
The perfect is the enemy of the good. I'm pulling for Obama, but I'm not ruling out voting for a pet rock, if that's what wins the Democratic nomination.

Barack "Who's Sane" Obama!

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HAHAHAHAHAH. I LOOOOVE IT.

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I think you are right. I need to take a step back. I'm not a fervent Obama supporter--I've not given him money and I did not vote for him--but Hillary has made me so mad with her statements about McCain having more experience, and under her logic, more right to be President, than Obama, that I just don't want to watch her anymore. So I am turning my cable news habit off for a while. After a period of breathing room, we're right back to the old politics of kill or be killed that makes me hate campaigns.

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As long as you stop blogging, I am fine with that.

:-)

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That was my first blog comment ever on this blog and nearly my first ever. Thanks for the warm welcome.

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haha...anytime!

Seriously, though, this post and all my comments were all in good fun. You should, in fact, never take anything I say seriously.

Unless I'm being serious, of course. But in this case, I wasn't.

Really, once you get to know me, you'll see -- I'm very charming.

And if you saw my comment elsewhere on this post, I am a big fan of blogging and bloggers, and I wholeheartedly encourage you to keep commenting, and keep blogging.

(That's me being completely serious, in case it's unclear.)

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Note: If I haven't driven ariehl from blogging forever, if you see him/her on another post, kindly direct him/her to my comment above.

Thank you.

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That, sir, is a sexist insult. May I challenge you to a duel?

Unlike baseball, there IS crying in politics.

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You know, a Hollywood screenwriter might think there's no crying in baseball... But I remember Vin Scully doing a great commentary one Dodger game about how there very much is crying in baseball, with many illustrations (in that Scully way).

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I agree. Both candidates' supporters should just shut up and let Rahm Emmanuel pick the Democratic candidate.

Seriously though, we are on the verge of seeing the first woman or the first non-white President in our history. Why shouldn't the process be a difficult one? Let it play out, and let the candidate with the most committed delegates at the end of the process be the nominee.

A drawn-out political fight between two excellent candidates, each with their own rabid group of supporters, is not going to destroy America. The majority of Americans is going to take a good look at John McCain (and his stated goal to prolong the Bush/Cheney presidency and all that it stands for) in November, and overwhlemingly vote for the Democratic candidate, no matter who it is.

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Both candidates' supporters should just shut up and let Rahm Emmanuel pick the Democratic candidate.

Wait -- I thought that was what's supposed to be happening.

Are you saying the voters have a say in this?

The majority of Americans is going to take a good look at John McCain (and his stated goal to prolong the Bush/Cheney presidency and all that it stands for) in November, and overwhlemingly vote for the Democratic candidate, no matter who it is.

Hear hear! Now that's a sentiment I can drink to.

[clink]

(Just a sip, so just be quiet cscs. I'm on the East Coast, after all)

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I completely agree...both with the drinking, and that McCain won't beat either Dem.

Seriously though, we are on the verge of seeing the first woman or the first non-white President in our history.

Hmmmm. Apparently you are a hopeful and cheerful, if not delusional, commie atheist. Some of us cynical commie atheists have our doubts.

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Are cynical commie atheists different from disgruntled commie atheists?

I am the latter. I just signed up, coincidentally.

We're closely affiliated. We're in the process now of ordering jackets. Instead of our names, the right breast will be decorated with the names of Marx, Engels, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot.

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I want one.

Badly.

Why the right breast? Shouldn't it be so far to the left, that they're actually on the shoulder?

It's a little bit like facing Hillary Clinton. What's on her left is actually over on the right.

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Absolutely.

An observation that political analysis/advocacy increasingly devolves into whiny, vindictive, accusatory spinning and one-upmanship?

We've got ourselves an expert!

Now there’s only one place to go from here: First, imply that you’re the sole individual to spot this malady. Then, make a broad-sweeping, whiny accusation that absolutely everyone involved in political analysis/advocacy is guilty of the egregious trend you’ve pinpointed. Next, demand that they stop. Anyone actually attempting to be perspicacious is quite obviously the heart of the problem.

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I had to look up perspicacious.

Yep, that's me.

In my next post, I certainly will be pinpointing who

But you got one thing wrong -- I never, ever make broad-sweeping statements. I have never done that, ever, in my entire life.

Yeah. What satyr9us said.

This is a PERSPICACIOUS website. There should be no silliness here.

There. Have we put you in your place??

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Yes. Thank you. I needed that.

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What do you get when a white woman and a black man screw each other?

President McCain.

Is it knit one, perl two? I get confused.

WHY WON'T THE CLINTON'S RELEASE THEIR TAX RETURNS AND QUIT THE STONEWALLING ON THE RELEASE OF THEIR PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY RECORDS?

Hillary indicated to Tim Russert of MSNBC, in the last debate, she was "working on it". She then went on to blame Bush for holding up the progress of her ability to release the records of her time as first lady. Bush's press secretary responded the very next day, that Clinton has not yet turned them over to the administration?!

So, once again, the question.... WHY?
Hillary's cat and mouse game has run it's course. This speaks directly to her arrogance and credibility. It makes anyone with an ounce of sense, revisit the old Clinton baggage of Vince Foster, Whitewater and Lewinsky.

THE MEDIA NEEDS TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! No more softball pandering to Hillary on this count.

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sigh...

Don't you mean "SIGH!!!!"?

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heh heh.

As Mel Blanc would say, "Si."

Oh dear. Someone in desperate need of a sense of humor transplant. Sad, really.

I could trade him for a kidney.

Then again, perhaps he just needs his bilious humors drained. I'll get my leeches.

Yeah, um, I think you missed the point of this blog post

You need a joke to follow your rant, something like "What color knitting needles do you recommend?" or something.

Shigh, Remy, this isn't the thread for that (though I agree).

Since we're a bit meta on this thread, let's have a word about proper web-based internets etiquette. WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS YOU COME OFF AS A SHRIEKING LOON!!!!!!!!!!

Also, when you dump the latest negative attack bulletin in a thread that has nothing to do with the point you're pushing, it's as if you're spamming. It makes one suspect that you're just pasting the same rant into many threads, sites. Like you're not trying to communicate or engage -- it's likely you won't even be back to respond to those who've responded.

It's bad enough to get this from Clinton/Nader/Paul/wingnut-bots. But when I see it coming from someone supposedly trying to help the guy I want to win, it's despairing.

You're not helping. You're being an ass. Knock it off.

Jeeze, now I gotta respond to myself. "I gotta agree" came out after a skim of Remy's rant. The tax record thing, sure, but Vince Foster?!? The last thing we need is to bring up baseless rumors dredged up from '90s Limbaugh tapes. This sort of post makes me suspect Republican moles in our midst.

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Never pay serious attention to someone who doesn't know how to use apostrophes.

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Hear Hear! A voice of reason! Enough with people exaggerating, over-interpreting, and all around hyperventilating at the slightest burp of a candidate. It's completely lame.

Save it for frakking McCain.

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My default position is cynicism and despair, generally, but for some reason I'm in a good mood today. Probably won't last, though.

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That's the spirit!

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By the way, I thought Terry-Thomas was dead.

You know the crochet crowd gets a bad rap from the knitting crowd, I just wished the loonies from both of these extremist groups would stop getting all the airplay in the media!

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The crochet crowd is a cult.

The knitting crowd and the crochet crowd are both in the pocket of Big Yarn.

Needlepoint rules.

As long as the silk isn't made anywhere near China.

I only want to give American worms the jobs.

Naturally! American worms rule!

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re the op: word.

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TPM should stick to Investigative Reporting where it excells because it really sucks as a political site.

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Are you suggesting I am somehow affiliate with TPM?

For the record, I am not.

Yeah -- Josh only *wishes* he'd have me on his staff.

:-)

No Shi%! But none the less I like their efforts, it is just funny how both crowds complain about unfairness in coverage while drowning out the continued abuse of the US by GWB. God he is really smart, I betcha he knew that his ratings would improve as the Democratic race slogged on and on. Did you hear that GWB and John are going to have a jamboree with tents, marshmellow and weenies on the WH lawn with Larry, Tom, Dick and the gang tonight!

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I say let em have their weenies. We all need a weenie every now and then.

(Why do I get the feeling that last line's coming back around some day...?)

OK. This is where I've read up to now. When I come back I can find this post and know where to start reading again, except for the comments made in response to posts above ........oh, never mind!

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i believe the republicans have been influencing our primary all along. they have stated they were voting for OBAMA because they thought he was the weaker candidate. if rush can make the 80% who have previously supported OBAMA switch sides to clinton that easily why do you think he lost last night. these same 80% will be voting for macain in the general election. don't be fooled to think republicans are NOT voting...they are but their numbers are boosting democratic turnout that WON’T be there in the general election. i still believe HILLARY has the majority of REAL democrats or people who really do plan to vote for a DEMOCRATIC nominee this fall.

Stop-Clinton movement takes root
“Obamacans,” as the campaign likes to call its Republican supporters, offer a variety of reasons for turning out for Obama, not the least of them a lack of interest in the Republican primary now that Sen. John McCain of Arizona has all but wrapped up his party’s nomination. Others say they genuinely think Obama is the best candidate for change.

But a significant proportion say they are temporarily backing Obama for strategic reasons. They plan to vote Republican in November, but for now, their goal is to try to make sure Clinton cannot win.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23394070/

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Does Dennis Kucinich fit into this scheme of yours?

He, if you ask me, is the real troublemaker here.

His supporters were clearly the first to get out of the race.

Even the I don't like the tone of the Democratic race, Democracy, a good one, is always noisey.

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I hate knitting. I suggest all political junkies learn to sew, make pants suits for each candidate, and wait to see if any actually wear them.

Okay, fke! You got a deal. In fact I'LL wear a pantsuit too, along with all the other Democrats, as a show of solidarity.

But I have to insist, in another show of solidarity, that we all adopt the middle name "Hussein".

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I'm sorry, but wearing pantsuits is where I draw the line.

I'm a loyal Democrat and all, but that will not happen.

I would maybe wear an ascot. It would actually look great with my latte. Or my merlot.

Riedel stemware, though. That's another line I draw.

"Anything, anything but your insistent and continual droning on and on about how perfect your candidate is."

Can I talk about how messed up my candidate's opponent is?

I'd wait to take up knitting until after the economic stimulus package goes through. Then we can take up loom weaving instead.

Only if you forgo mentioning their name, gender, and shoe size.

Guessing games are more fun.

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That's a great idea. From now on, we only post blogs that harp on our favorite candidates weak spots.

I'll go first:

Barack Obama -- he's way too awesome!!!

How am I supposed to guess anything?!

Not only did you name the candidate, you said "he."

Hopeless, just hopeless.....

Doh!

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Ooops. I'll try again:

My candidate's problem is that [insert gender here] is WAY TOO AWESOME!!!

Kucinich's wife!

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Can't fool you... :-)

"Can I talk about how messed up my candidate's opponent is?"

NO! Not unless your candidate is Mike Huckabee.

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I can't knit. How dare you be so biased against me, cscs? What about those of us out there making kiddie crafts with our safety scissors??? What about the quilters, the bakers, the dreamers of dreams? Give me an Etsy shop or give me death!

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"If I am elected President, I promise to fund a retraining program, for all Americans. To help build the kinds of skills America needs in the 21st Century.

Like knitting."

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It's about time one of the candidates promised to do something useful!

Knitting as a Revolutionary Act

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Knitters of the world, unite?

Teh funny, cscs.

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Thanks, Emma. All in good fun...

Say goodbye to the ball!

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I think Ma creme would be a more acceptable hobby for such liberal minded thinkers as ourselves. it requires the use of hemp,a natural fiber, to create a variety of useful and beautiful plant hangers, hanging tables and even hanging chairs.

Any thoughts?

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Ma creme?

Was she a character on the Beverly Hillbillies?

Ohhhhhh....macrame!

Yes! I agree!

:-)

Eh, and what was that about hemp???

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I thought that was how it was spelled but my spellcheck told me different. Additionally, my on line dictionary, courtesy of Firefox, gave me the spelling and definition, but i will defer to your knowledge in such matters.

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Well, *my* Firefox plug-in said I was right. So there. :-)

(I use M-W's, and I found the word there...no idea how it's supposed to be spelled, actually...)

Yeah, I agree. I just decided to join a Buddhist monastery. Then I will defrock after Obama wins the nomination. See ya. But...how will I know? Never mind.

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Does the vow of silence include blogging? Not sure where the monastery stands on Web 2.0 these days...

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I believe it would be acceptable if it were in prayer form.

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The monastery is such a pushover these days...

Yeah, that damn secularization of the United States. Too bad Huckabee dropped out. We need a moral compass here. Plus, my bass player keeps flaking out on me when my band practices.

Has he tried Head and Shoulders?

Loved this post. Came back late, just to read the comments. Thanks cscs for the laugh.

(And I'm glad to see you back--after the "improvements" to TPM, it seemed that a lot of people were gone--me included. I couldn't get on for the longest time.)

(Or maybe I was inadvertently banned, and didn't know it. Can you be banned if you don't know that you're banned?)

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I believe it was double secret probation.

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Thanks. Glad you're back, too.

I've definitely been posting/commenting much less, though. Today, just woke up and felt like writing, I guess.

We're also hanging out at another site, if you haven't seen (the URL is around, or just let me know if you can't find it). Spending time there while TPM and their developers are putting the pieces of the puzzle together. The Cafe is not at all as usable as it was. The other site's a pleasure, good for long, drawn out, meaningless conversations about incredibly important things.

That would be the super secret double ban.

We all are.....

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

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Now, this is funny!

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Thanks. It's good we take a break from the seriousness of it all sometimes.

Frankly - the future of this Republic is actually engagement and participation - which had been sadly lacking for decades. So I'll take & be annoying - over the apathy that was an embarrassment to the world's wealthiest, most powerful democracies.

I just have to say that outside of the original post, this:

Never pay serious attention to someone who doesn't know how to use apostrophes.
is still making me giggle...

And no, don't know the URL.

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I read somewhere that TPM won a Polk award. That’s Polk, not Poke. This silliness is distracting me from blogging on an important issue. I am concerned that the Democrats can loose this election if they have re-votes in Florida and Michigan and then every other state demands a revote and the Democratic primary runs into 2009. I need time to think.

(Andand thankthank youyou CSCS.)


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In perhaps a strange funny irony, I just happened to notice the name of the award you mentioned TPM receiving. It was a Polk Award? Isn't that the same award that Bill O'Reilly won and tried to pass off as a Peabody Award when Al Franken called him on it? I am pretty sure it was a Polk.

Too Funny.

I can’t support the premise of this hypocritical thread or the perfidious anti-blogging tyrant CSCS who is trying to leverage the dubious practice of reading micro-trends to disingenuously delegitimize supporters of political chatter regardless of their politics. Clearly, there is a site-wide pro-blogging movement at hand and CSCS’ claims that only whining Clinton supporters and whining Obama supporters count when it comes to determining the all-important momentum required to actually win the final contest over political chatter is just more of the same old web politics of attacks and division. CSCS is fooling no one by attempting to associate non-blogging with such specious alternatives as knitting, when any patriotic web addict can tell you that the vast majority of polls will indicate that knitting is far more likely to cause carpal tunnel syndrome than typing.

Bloggers need to hang tough and not concede their obsessions to simple reason. We must type on all the way to August! Whining is the winning path to November and we will not be intimidated or fooled by the (tp)media elite who would use grammarianist smears over apostrophe usage to take our voices away! No, we will not be silenced!! DID YOU HEAR ME? DID YOU? HELLO? hello...?

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Yes.

By the way do you have a table of logarithms handy. I need the log of 29.63 so I can calculate how many delegates Obama got in one of the East Texas precincts. There may be a discrepancy in the count that needs whining.

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Bravo!

I'm sure this is all in good fun, but really there are some serious issues that need to be addressed by BOTH campaigns.... chief among them being the fact that I LIKE PIE.

There, I said it.

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Okay. Easy now. Put down the pie.

No. No. I'm stepping back. It's okay. Easy.

Put DOWN the pie. It'll be all right.

Really. It'll be all right. No need to...

Okay. That's better, isn't it?

Here, have a cookie.

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Interesting how somebody, somewhere, suggests that the Clinton and Obama supporters not go for each other's throats, and a prolonged burst of levity is the resultant thread.

I sure hope that this doesn't mean that the idea of Clinton and Obama supporters NOT going for each other's throats is hilarious in its ludicrousness.

Remember, C. and O. gotta kiss and make up within a couple of months, if there is any hope of getting the Repubs out of the White House.

Did you hear the one about the rabbi, the buddhist monk and the unitarian minister discussing their preferred three memorial words...

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Interesting how somebody, somewhere, suggests that the Clinton and Obama supporters not go for each other's throats, and a prolonged burst of levity is the resultant thread.

I think all it suggests is that every freakin post around here doesn't have to so serious.

I wouldn't read more into it than that...

Or maybe instead of knitting, we could possibly pay attention to something else going on in Washington that has direct impact on all of our rights. The wiretap immunity that is about to be passed by the spineless jellyfish we call our democratic congress.

I heard on Thom Hartmann that they don't even read the mass emails sent to them by this or that advocacy group. But they do respond to phone calls.

While we have been diverted with this campaign our civil liberties are being abused yet again.

So folks, lets channel our anger for the greater good.

Phone listings your senator:
http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

For you representative:
http://clerk.house.gov/member_info/mcapdir.html

Afterward, maybe I can get around to making that Afghan blanket. :)

"Shigh, Remy, this isn't the thread for that (though I agree)."

Gee Bat,

IT WAS A MISTAKE........no need to be a condescending jerk**f! Knock it off!


Oh, the irony of this comment.


"Oh, the irony of this comment."
Posted by Eric Stepp

Another mensa.....

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I understand what you're saying and I'm sure there are enough annoyances to go around to all parties but specifically your criticism of Obama supporters threatening to take their ball home, etc. I think is a little misguided.

I have heard this sort of talk but mostly not by Democrats. Usually it is a Independent or Republican-leaning voter who is open to Obama but simply will not vote for Hillary. Talk of party unity and loyalty simply falls on deaf ears with such people.

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OMG.

You're right.

People who make fun of Obama voters are teh suck.

Kthxbai.

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I have heard this sort of talk but mostly not by Democrats.

The beauty of the blogosphere is that you can, somewhere, find a comment or two that will provide "proof" of any and all positions.

I've read more than once here at this blog from people who said they would not vote for Clinton.

I do believe, though, that come November, any Democrat will take any Democrat over any Republican.

Holy f*****g s***, cs. No one has ever hit like this! You're right, of course. And after all the crap we have a goddam dead heat?

I am so outta here. See you in December.

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Wow. Awesome power.

Front page.

Also, got an email telling me this is the greatest post ever.

Read it yesterday, enjoyed it then.

But, as always with the reader posts, the gold is in the comments.

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I had no idea what the "front page" reference meant, but I just saw it over at the mothership.

Cool.

And Digby and d-day linked to this, too.

I need to start talking to Josh about a commission... :-)

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Didn't I see a comment of yours above, bitching about the absence of a front page? I think you have unknown powers over Andrew that you had best exercise only for good.

Good to see you again. All the format changes, and some instability has had me cowering on the front pages.

Drop by Eric Stepp's blog, Lucidity:

http://projectlucidity.com/forum

NADER AND PAUL FOR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT IN 2008 AND FOREVERMORE!!!!! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!!! NO FUNNY BUSINESS!!!!!!

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Stop thinking small.

Hagee and Farrakhan. It's time to get serious.

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As usual in blogging, the comments are almost (almost!) more amusing than the post. ;)

This thread was so amusing, I actually went and got a username so I could post a kudos. I never join new sites. I prefer to rattle around the same ones over and over so's I can remain all insular and all.

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Well, thank you, lynne. I really appreciate that.

cscs, this has almost been a knitting all-nighter for me. I had heard by way of the grapevine that you had been acting up. And some of your friends have been in on it. Now there's PROOF!!
It has been a while since I was afflicted with an out-loud chuckle, or two, or three. Thanks for all your purls of wisdom.

cscs, this has almost been a knitting all-nighter for me. I had heard by way of the grapevine that you had been acting up. And some of your friends have been in on it. Now there's PROOF!!
It has been a while since I was afflicted with an out-loud chuckle, or two, or three. Thanks for all your purls of wisdom.
And, good for you, lynne.

Knitting rapidly here and I think I dropped a whole row, after reading a very disturbing blog. I don't want either candidate spoken of in such a violent manner.
http://www.236.com/blog/w/will_durst/hillary_clinton_undead_4987.php

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I think Gruucho Marx would have enjoyed this post,in fact maybe Karl would too. Lighten up everybody, and dont worry about the coming Depression. Maybe thats not funny.

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The only thing worse than a warmonger or a hopemonger is a sanitymonger.

Sanity:

Barack "Who's Sane" Obama!

There! ♪♪♪

Let me push the button I hate to have a KNITTING PRESIDENT ANYWAY.

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There is no Sanity Claus. Off to my knitting class!

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You have got to be kidding. Obama has more corporate supporters than anyone in the race. If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black.

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