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Obama and Clinton Supporters Must Drop Out of the Race

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I think one thing is clear this far into the Democratic primary race: Both Obama's and Clinton's supporters must now drop out of the race.

Hillary Clinton's supporters have gotten incredibly annoying, with their chants of "Yes She Can," and charges of cultism and their desperate yelps of schadenfreude every time Clinton looks like she might actually be "recapturing the lead" that she never had.

And Obama's supporters, yes, you too are incredibly annoying, with your accusations of Clintonian Republicanism and your whiny little cries about how you're going to take your ball and run home if your candidate doesn't win the primary.

Supporters of both candidates, please listen closely. For the good of the Party -- no, for the good of the Nation! -- the time has come for you to leave this race.

No more late nights in front of MSNBC. No more blogging. No more reading TPM. No more arguing at the watercooler, or at the happy hour after work at TGIF's.

Find a hobby -- knitting is really getting popular these days!

Anything, anything but your insistent and continual droning on and on about how perfect your candidate is.

Remember -- the future of this Republic is at stake.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.



Comments (207)

I'm sorry but I represent an annoying segment of the population and I have a duty to help them annoy people up through the convention. Onward to Denver!

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Knitting, destor. I suggest knitting...

WooooooOOOOOOOOO!

How about Democratic Party supporters?

LOL

O.K. I'll just STHU.

GO NADER!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh yeah, I forgot about Nadar supporters.

They can stay in.

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But . . . but . . . but . . . MY candidate is superior in every quantifiable way to YOUR candidate! Everything your candidate does is a lie/smear/trick while everything my candidate does is perfect.

The same thing goes for my local sports team over your local sports team, as well as for my spouse over your spouse.

Hey....mine too!

Thank you to those on this site, your posts have made this Democrat smile, for the first time in weeks. Bravo.

So did you just start paying attention to politics or what? Get thicker skin.

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You're obviously a Clinton supporter.

Or an Obama supporter.

Not sure which is worse. Whichever is worse, that's what you are.

I'm a whining supporter, get it right.

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I stand corrected.

:-)

So did you just start paying attention to comedy or what? Get a better sense of humor.

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There is nothing funny about politics.

People who make jokes about primaries are socially and morally deficient.

This has been the best post that I have read anywhere.

Too funny.

As a whinny Obama supporter, I can only laugh in half-hearted (you know which half) agreement.

Thanks.

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You're very welcome.

"My dad is better than your dad. He's got eight cars and a house in Ireland. SING IT!"
-McClusky

I feel your pain.

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Where is Al Gore?

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Do you mean why isn't all Gore in the race?

Or that I should have included Al Gore supporters in my post.

Because that reminds me -- I should have included Al Gore supporters in this post. With their sad and heartbreakingly desperate yet futile cries for him to get back into the race...

:-)

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Personally, I think everyone needs a breather.

This has been like the Bataan Death March the past two weeks.

How will the media, pundits and voters handle 6 or 7 weeks of nothingness???

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How will the media, pundits and voters handle 6 or 7 weeks of nothingness???

I know how TPM bloggers will handle it -- 6 more weeks of whining.

It's like Groundhog Day From Hell.

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Well, I don't know, maybe this will actually give us a chance to pay closer attention to what President McChimpy is up to.

Are you forgetting WY and MS those are the contest that lead into the dry spell.

Excelnt News For Hillary!!!!

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So you want all those people who are lately involved in the political system - many for the first time, to simply go away?

I have it! Let's go back to w, cheney, chickenhawk & co.s way of by-passing the majority of Americans...

I think not!

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Yes, voting is so overrated.

I think we should listen to Britney Spears. She once said, "Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."

That's exactly what we should do.

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Who are you, and why should we care what you think?

If you don't know cscs, then you don't know nuttin...

Nough said!♪♪♪

Nailed it!

Slam :)

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Who are you, and why should we care what you think?

Well, this seems like a strange comment on a blog, no?

Isn't the whole premise of blogging that none of us are anyone, that none of us really have a voice out there, but on a blog we get to be someone for once?

Self-hating bloggers always crack me up...

You haven't lost your knack for the front-page blog post. Congrats.

Maybe we can get back to complaining about Bush and friends? I'm already tired of this campaign.

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I'm tired of it, too.

And by the way, with the New! Improved! TPMCafe, we actually no longer get to be on the front page.

Just high up in the recommended rankings.

That's not enough for me!

I think what we should do is one day a week, turn over the entire TPMCafe operation to just me, and all my postings.

It would be awesome.

Mr. Golis...paging Mr. Golis...

Josh?

Bueller???

Yes, cscs for front page punditocracy!!!

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My new party: Punditcrats

Us Punditcrats hate the Punditcans.

I second! Can I be VP? Oh no wait, Thera you get that spot. Um...can I just be an incompetent crony who says "right on" on every comment? I can do that. :)

If you are going to trash Hillary, at least use verifiable facts. Her supporters said "Yes she WILL" which is in line with her message and her argument. It is not enough to hope, which is what "Yes we CAN" represents. You must be able to deliver. There is a difference between can and will. It isn't subtle. It is a core difference in philosophy.

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Will, Can...whatever.

Really, I wasn't paying all that much attention.

Please, try to keep up...

Myself, I prefer a middle ground: "Yes we ought." It both encompasses Obama's message (ought implies can) and reaches out to the Moral Majority with its added ethical component. Maybe if Al Gore were in the race this message could be his.

Anyone have a good "yes we..." slogan for McCain?

Yes we Cain?

He Cain. We're Able!

I like it, but Bible thumpers might recall what actually happened to Able.

;P

Shhhhhhh....

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The southern sound appeals to the base... I like!

The best I can come up with is "yes we must," but that's a real buzzkill.

Actually, I like "Yes me Cain" better on review.

:D

How about "Yes we, um...what was I saying"

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Mr Foo:
Somehow when I think of McCain, a "Yes, we..." statement just doesn't seem to fit. How 'bout the more appropos, "No, he can't (Cain't?)...McCain isn't Able"?

ok, I get it. A can is ready to be filled. A will is ready for a demise.

cscs... go for it! ♪♪♪

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Actually, the "core philosophy" you speak of is completely wrong. "Yes we can" is not about hope; it's about changing the politics of Washington--something that Clinton will never ever attempt, because she is such a corrupt piece of trash. Just like her husband. And just like the CEO, Mark Penn, who is running her campaign. Are all Clinton supporters really that dim?

{knit one... perl two...}

I am not an Obama supporter and have no great enthusiasm for him. He's far too cozy with the centers of corporate power in this country, he's voted to fund the wars consistently, his medical insurance plan is just that--a plan to put money into the private insurance companies when it's obvious that we need a single-payer plan akin to those in Western European countries. That said, he did oppose the war in Iraq, and could vote for him, albeit without great enthusiasm. Hillary, however, is consistently on the side of the monied interests, has a steady and consistent history of war enthusiasm, has a career of showing interest in little except her career. I could not vote for her. If she is nominated, I will vote for Nader instead, or for some similar alternative. This is not a case of a pouting Obama supporter saying that I will take my ball and go home. It simply is thus: I could vote for Obama, although without enthusiams, but I could not vote for Hillary. She's far too similar to McCain. Even she said so.

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This is not a case of a pouting Obama supporter

You're pouting.

I can see it.

Yep -- right there.

A pout.

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Remarkably well chosen moniker for that post there.....

Viva Gravel!

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Gravel's Rock and Fire ads would be a peaceful interlude right about now.

If you are an Obama supporter you should care because your candidate represents a change in poliltics as usual, and your "why should I care" represents politics AS USUAL. If you are a Clinton supporter you should care because solutions require consensus, and your help will be required and your "why should I care" helps nobody.

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Right now, I'm an "Anyone But A Republican" supporter.

It doesn't matter to me, as neither Obama nor Clinton is really going to change the world all that much.

Wait -- was that a serious comment???

Scratch that from the record.

Dude, you are seriously in need of a funny bone transplant. Get on the list.

From the avatar I don't think it is genetically possible.

cscs, you have outdone yourself! This thread could actually go on and on with arguments back and forth, just like the good ole days of the ole Cafe!

Yes, cscs, you have revived the soul of the Cafe.

I salute you!!!! Go ahead and disagree if you like, but I love this post!

Go-Bama!!! ♪♪♪

And blessed be the Peacemakers!!! ♪♪♪

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Thanks, TheraP!

By the way, CranialRectalLoopback, it a core philosophical difference that distinguishes Hillary from Barack is that one would use the word "can" and the other the word "will," the core philosophy appears extremely banal.

I think both sides can unite over this insult. Our dual-cultism must be acknowledged and respected!

I do agree, as an Obamalamaramabamamaniac, that the talk of switching to Nader or not voting or sulking so hard you vote for McCain isn't acceptable. We don't want four to eight more years of right-wing Supreme Court appointees, 100 to 1,000 more years in Iraq, a few more wars, a president supported by corporate lobbyists, etc.

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But McCain is a maverick!

Surely that counts for something, doesn't it???

He's a straight-shooter, and that's what we need in Washington DC these days -- more straight-shooters.

(Joking rhetorical silliness there...no need to reply...people are taking this thread way too seriously...)

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Get your straight's straight please. McCain is a straight talker not a shooter

I think we can all agree that his shooting days are long gone. Just look at his wife....

Will you please stop whining?

Are you sure knitting is popular? I don't want an unpopular hobby.

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Yes, trust me.

Knitting is very popular.

Be on the cutting edge! Go for it!

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The split is substantial.
Obama will remain in the lead.
Clinton cannot catch up.
Heal the party.
Obama-Clinton 2008

Yes... but which clinton?

How about Chelsea? Chelsea for VP!

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Mmm yeah, I'm just not too sure about that right now :)

me neither! ♪♪♪

Roger?

Are you suggesting we pimp her out for state funerals?

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Finally.

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I live with a won't-vote-for-the-bitch person and it's frustrating. I think a lot of Hillary supporters--the women--will vote for whomever gets the nomination because they will remember what's really at stake: the Supreme Court. One more conservative justice will lurch the court rightwards for another fifty years and will sink abortion rights. I hope the Obama supporters will remember this, too, but maybe a lot of them are too young or pissed to remember that to liberals (including me), Bill Clinton seemed like a disaster, too. He was a triangulating capitulator just like his wife. It took Bush for me to realize that a disastrous Democrat wasn't so bad after all.
The perfect is the enemy of the good. I'm pulling for Obama, but I'm not ruling out voting for a pet rock, if that's what wins the Democratic nomination.

Barack "Who's Sane" Obama!

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HAHAHAHAHAH. I LOOOOVE IT.

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I think you are right. I need to take a step back. I'm not a fervent Obama supporter--I've not given him money and I did not vote for him--but Hillary has made me so mad with her statements about McCain having more experience, and under her logic, more right to be President, than Obama, that I just don't want to watch her anymore. So I am turning my cable news habit off for a while. After a period of breathing room, we're right back to the old politics of kill or be killed that makes me hate campaigns.

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As long as you stop blogging, I am fine with that.

:-)

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That was my first blog comment ever on this blog and nearly my first ever. Thanks for the warm welcome.

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haha...anytime!

Seriously, though, this post and all my comments were all in good fun. You should, in fact, never take anything I say seriously.

Unless I'm being serious, of course. But in this case, I wasn't.

Really, once you get to know me, you'll see -- I'm very charming.

And if you saw my comment elsewhere on this post, I am a big fan of blogging and bloggers, and I wholeheartedly encourage you to keep commenting, and keep blogging.

(That's me being completely serious, in case it's unclear.)

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Note: If I haven't driven ariehl from blogging forever, if you see him/her on another post, kindly direct him/her to my comment above.

Thank you.

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That, sir, is a sexist insult. May I challenge you to a duel?

Unlike baseball, there IS crying in politics.

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You know, a Hollywood screenwriter might think there's no crying in baseball... But I remember Vin Scully doing a great commentary one Dodger game about how there very much is crying in baseball, with many illustrations (in that Scully way).

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I agree. Both candidates' supporters should just shut up and let Rahm Emmanuel pick the Democratic candidate.

Seriously though, we are on the verge of seeing the first woman or the first non-white President in our history. Why shouldn't the process be a difficult one? Let it play out, and let the candidate with the most committed delegates at the end of the process be the nominee.

A drawn-out political fight between two excellent candidates, each with their own rabid group of supporters, is not going to destroy America. The majority of Americans is going to take a good look at John McCain (and his stated goal to prolong the Bush/Cheney presidency and all that it stands for) in November, and overwhlemingly vote for the Democratic candidate, no matter who it is.

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Both candidates' supporters should just shut up and let Rahm Emmanuel pick the Democratic candidate.

Wait -- I thought that was what's supposed to be happening.

Are you saying the voters have a say in this?

The majority of Americans is going to take a good look at John McCain (and his stated goal to prolong the Bush/Cheney presidency and all that it stands for) in November, and overwhlemingly vote for the Democratic candidate, no matter who it is.

Hear hear! Now that's a sentiment I can drink to.

[clink]

(Just a sip, so just be quiet cscs. I'm on the East Coast, after all)

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I completely agree...both with the drinking, and that McCain won't beat either Dem.

Seriously though, we are on the verge of seeing the first woman or the first non-white President in our history.

Hmmmm. Apparently you are a hopeful and cheerful, if not delusional, commie atheist. Some of us cynical commie atheists have our doubts.

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Are cynical commie atheists different from disgruntled commie atheists?

I am the latter. I just signed up, coincidentally.

We're closely affiliated. We're in the process now of ordering jackets. Instead of our names, the right breast will be decorated with the names of Marx, Engels, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot.

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I want one.

Badly.

Why the right breast? Shouldn't it be so far to the left, that they're actually on the shoulder?

It's a little bit like facing Hillary Clinton. What's on her left is actually over on the right.

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Absolutely.

An observation that political analysis/advocacy increasingly devolves into whiny, vindictive, accusatory spinning and one-upmanship?

We've got ourselves an expert!

Now there’s only one place to go from here: First, imply that you’re the sole individual to spot this malady. Then, make a broad-sweeping, whiny accusation that absolutely everyone involved in political analysis/advocacy is guilty of the egregious trend you’ve pinpointed. Next, demand that they stop. Anyone actually attempting to be perspicacious is quite obviously the heart of the problem.

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I had to look up perspicacious.

Yep, that's me.

In my next post, I certainly will be pinpointing who

But you got one thing wrong -- I never, ever make broad-sweeping statements. I have never done that, ever, in my entire life.

Yeah. What satyr9us said.

This is a PERSPICACIOUS website. There should be no silliness here.

There. Have we put you in your place??

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Yes. Thank you. I needed that.

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What do you get when a white woman and a black man screw each other?

President McCain.

Is it knit one, perl two? I get confused.

WHY WON'T THE CLINTON'S RELEASE THEIR TAX RETURNS AND QUIT THE STONEWALLING ON THE RELEASE OF THEIR PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY RECORDS?

Hillary indicated to Tim Russert of MSNBC, in the last debate, she was "working on it". She then went on to blame Bush for holding up the progress of her ability to release the records of her time as first lady. Bush's press secretary responded the very next day, that Clinton has not yet turned them over to the administration?!

So, once again, the question.... WHY?
Hillary's cat and mouse game has run it's course. This speaks directly to her arrogance and credibility. It makes anyone with an ounce of sense, revisit the old Clinton baggage of Vince Foster, Whitewater and Lewinsky.

THE MEDIA NEEDS TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! No more softball pandering to Hillary on this count.

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sigh...

Don't you mean "SIGH!!!!"?

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heh heh.