I'd really like to make up some merchandise to sport along the lines of the "PRO-CHOICE and I VOTE" sticker.

Something that lets people know that it doesn't matter how much they REALLY WISH more Americans were closet-racists and cardboard patriots, for Clinton's sake, I'm just not offended by Wright's remarks. 

Nor am I offended by Michelle Obama's remarks. 

And they can stick their lapel pins up their...  well, they can stick them anywhere they'd like, but I don't care about that either. 

Anyone got any ideas?