Total irreverence intended.

In a recent stump speech in West Virginia, Bill Clinton referred to democrats critical of Hillary as “glitterati” and “elites”.  It occurred to me that we could lump folks into similar categories for the sake of brevity in blogs. I, not so humbly, submit the following:

Democrats critical of HC according to Bill – Glitterati
Democrats waiting to vote – Glimmerati
Super delegates according to HC – Glitterati with feet
Pledged delegates according to HC – Illiterati
People like Dubya – Dimmerati
People like BC – Lecherati
James Carville, Karl Rove – Needalifati
Dick Cheney’s hunting partners -- Castrati
People like John McCain – Geriatrati
People like Obama – Messiahti
People like HC – Reginati
People like Uncle Jerry – Fulmigati
Fox News females– Hotanchorati
People like me – Illuminati
People like me to others – Graffiti
The rest of you – Bloggerati
Right wing media commentators – Demagogati
Ann Coulter – Hot demagogati
Left wing media commentators – Nebulousati
Obama‘s granny – Typicalwhiti
Black men to typicalwhiti – Bogeymaniti
People who don‘t agree with me – Buffoniti
People I don´t agree with – Buffoniti
True blue conservatives like me – Attiladehuniti
Rush Limbaugh – Buffoniti

I would continue but I‘m getting bored and my tequila is evaporating...