For too long we've had presidents unable to avoid sniper fire.

Stop using Clinton to jumpstart your moribund career. It's unseemly and some people might recognize you for the opportunist you are.

I was worried that you had gone and left us, Sinbad! Now can you please hire Idiotic as your campaign spokesperson?

Yeah, where is Idiotic?

Sinbad is it true that you were Arnie's bitch during filming jingle ever after?

Oh, Sinbad, seeing you warms the cockles of my heart. Thanks for coming back and telling it like it is. Clinton/Sinbad '08, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

Thank you Sinbad! With all the sniping back and forth in our politics lately, I was losing sleep. You helped me realize that it's no big deal; don't sweat the evasive maneuvers, just keep your head down and run.

Sinbad '08.

"Sinbad/Clinton '08 - Wow, Some People Think This is Really Sinbad"

Laughing. Still laughing. Laughing some more.

Me too. Me too,still. Me too some more. - and it's really nice for a change!

Well, this is about the best analysis of the race I've read in days. I still want to hear from Sheryl Crow before I jump to Sinbad/Clinton, though. And I'm wondering if Sinbad is OK with Clinton's desire to bring back Alan Greenspan to fix the economy and calm Wall Street down in that incomprehensible calming-down-Wall-Street-way he has. What say you, Sinbad? A little more deregulation of the financial markets?

But as to the title of this post, I totally think we should Eat Here.

Can we? Yes we can!

But the overarching question for you -- since you'll be on the ticket of course -- is whether your spiritual practices have been properly vetted? Is your church one I would go to? Is your minister one I would approve of? Or better yet, is your church one that would make me feel self-righteous and superior about my own? Are tapes of past sermons/homilies/guided meditations/chants/rituals available so your potential constituents could properly screen for any inappropriate beliefs or philosophies you may have absorbed by osmosis (which of course, would render you completely incapable of acting in a rational capacity when it comes to public policy when it comes to things like, say, climate change or 4000 dead in Iraq).

Oh wait . . . I don't go to church. Oh horrors, that would be an even WORSE prospect for your candidacy if you didn't go to ANY church! Why, even going to a questionable church is better than none at all when it comes to running for elected office, so (psssst) I know a good minister-by-mail if you need one.

Oh, and are all of your friends, family members, co-workers and previous acquaintances free of any character defects that might reflect poorly on you?

Well, crap. Now this site is going to erupt into a fight between people who want to eat here and people who want to eat at the next place.

Sinbad, I demand that you answer for your admittedly comedic slander against the future POTUS! Are you really fit to stand alongside her as I did in Tuzla?

http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/03/jjr-on-hrc-tuzla-under-fire.php

Sinbad! RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Scandal!!!!!!!!!!! Via Wikipedia:

Sinbad served in the US Air Force as a Boom Operator aboard KC-135 Stratotankers. He was almost dismissed with a dishonorable discharge for various misbehavior including going AWOL.

“I didn't make the Air Force basketball team and went into denial. So, I kept going AWOL. My mother kept begging me to go back. I told her, 'No, I'm not going back. I'll just grow a beard. They won't recognize me. I'll just be another Black man with a beard.' I was going to Georgia Tech to learn about computers. I'd go AWOL all the time. I'd just leave. I'd come back, hoping they'd throw me out.”

After a series of incidents, he was eventually ejected "for parking my car in the wrong position."[7]

Tonight we dine IN HERE!

You, sir, deserve a spot at SNL with this worthy rant. Lorne, give it up, this sh*t is real.

I think with the aforementioned hammerpants...Sinbad has to be at the top of the ticket.

John Rambo and Leonidas? This is the thread that keeps on giving! Where is Sheryl Crow?

Remember that Sheryl Crow can make Karl Rove flinch at her lightest touch!

OMG. Still laughing.

Best thing I've read today.

Yeah sent Sinbad cause the rest of the Cosby Clan couldn't make it.

I, Sinbad, hereby publicly offer you the opportunity to be my running mate.

Awesome Dude. Funny as hell.

Sinbad/Clinton '08 - One is a comedian, the other is Sinbad

Got my vote.