Ha! Cindy McCain is no Jacqueline Bouvier.

Posted at March 31, 2008 10:49 PM in response to Beating McCain: The "Grandpa Simpson" Method

Eh, I live in Nebraska so I'm pretty familiar w/Hagel. Chuck is okay for a Republican, and he truly doesn't give a hot damn what people think, but he'd never take the veep spot for a Democrat. Trust.

Posted at March 29, 2008 8:42 PM in response to Chuck Hagel For Barack Obama? - Charlie Rose

Dear Fake Sinbad,
There are whispers that you may be offered the governorship of NY, now that B. Clinton has shot the offer down for HRC. Think about it: you could be the second black governor of New York!

Sinbad/Sinbad '08: The black governor that doesn't snort coke at a Travelodge with hussies.

Posted at March 28, 2008 11:53 PM in response to Footprints in the Sand

Is Fake Sinbad the anti-matter of Real Sinbad? If our Sinbad's parachute pants flap in the wind in California, does the Real Sinbad feel a breeze in Florida?

What happens if they come into close proximity of one another? Could it result in a black hole? Or perhaps as suggested before, an Airborne Toxic Event?

I feel unnerved by this new Real-Sinbad-Denying False-Sinbad information.

Posted at March 27, 2008 6:25 PM in response to Silly Season

Hey Sinbad! Nice to see you're finally getting the respect you deserve.

Why don't you give Sheryl Crow a call and you can iron out your rembrances together? Like, where you guys ate, what hotels you stayed out, stuff like that. Memories do fade with time, and it would be nice to touch base with her again, wouldn't it?

Posted at March 11, 2008 3:11 PM in response to Sinbad Speaks - FOR REAL!!!