Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Clintons (a song)
Don’t let’s be beastly to the Clintons
Now it’s certain that Barack’s the nominee
We must offer them a tissue, to dry their crying eyes
Maybe offer some spare delegates as a consolation prize
Let’s be sweet to them and day by day repeat to them
They’re still our favorite corporate bourgeoisie
Let’s give them both a cabinet post to let them know they matter most
But don’t let’s be mean to Billary
We must be kind
And with an open mind
We must endeavor to find a way
To let the Clintons know that though their smears were awful
They are not the ones who have to pay
We must be sweet, and tactful, and discreet
And though they’ve suffered defeat we mustn’t let them feel upset
Or ever get the feeling that we’re cross with them or hate them
Our double house majority must not alienate them
Don’t let’s be beastly to the Clintons
Because we know it is Obama’s victory
We must treat them very kindly as we would a valued friend
Treat the whole campaign to dinner…well, maybe not Mark Penn
Let’s employ with them a sort of “strength through joy” with them
And not lambaste their noble DLC
Let’s let them feel they’re swell again and smear us all to hell again
But don’t let’s not be mean to Billary
We must be just
And win their love and trust
And in addition we must be wise
And ask their failed campaign to come join our hands to aid them
That would be a wonderful surprise
For many years, they’ve been in a flood of tears
Because the poor little dears
Have been so wronged and only longed
To game the party and maim the party
For what they are entitled
How we blame them now for being homicidal?
Don’t let’s be beastly to the Clintons
Because you can’t deprive a dradle of its spin
Though they’ve been a little haughty to the smaller states and such
I can’t believe those voters really minded very much
We should humor them, and help them spread the rumors then
Of Barack’s skin-deep electability
Let’s interpret wins in larger states as reason to capitulate
But don’t let’s be mean to Billary
Don’t let’s be beastly to the Clintons
There’s a certain charm in all that secrecy
To demand to see those tax returns shows a shameful disrespect
Should the man who asks those questions be the man we should elect?
Our country needs brand name again, or should else vote George McCain again
There are untold virtues in having monarchy
Let’s allow them hope to wish again, and give them votes in Michigan
But don’t let’s be mean to Billary




