Ezekiel K. Bush
- : Camano Island, WA
- : 34
- : Arch Conservative
- : Whig
- : I've had to stone 2 of my children to death for back talking per the instructions in Leviticus - PRAISE JESUS!
- : www.kirkcameron.com (the voice of young earth creationism. We could never dare to dream that we would have Mike Seaver fighting for God's team)
- : "Creation Science Evangelism Notebook by Dr. Kent Hovind -Proof Dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark" (Should be required reading in every Science class in the Country)
- : "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV (this one is the one I read every morning and try to remember throughout my day.)
LITTLE BILL O'REILLY - ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!
OK - this is literally exactly what you need to get you through the day since apparently Obama let's babies die....http://break.com/index/little-bill-oreilly-tells-it-like-it-is.html ...more »
Posted on October 2, 2008 1:02 PM
Racists to turn out in record numbers to vote for Obama because Palin deemed "Too Damned Dumb"
In an interview with double-wide monthly, prominent racists have stated that they have changed their original vote and are not considering voting for "that damned ******".Originally staunchly Republican, these foul mouthed "gentlemen" have had to reconsider their life long mission...more »
Posted on October 2, 2008 12:55 PM
The abortion debate solved
I was recently talking to my wife about the prospect of the McCain/Palin (or Palin/McCain) winning this election then turning the Supreme Court into a perverted wet dream of the foaming at the mouth right wing. We are one close...more »
Posted on September 20, 2008 12:15 AM
The most frightening thought I've ever had....
To think that this woman could actually be President of our Country is the single most frightening thought I've had in my entire life. I can just imagine her standing outisde the white house, her hands raised toward the heavens,...more »
Posted on September 19, 2008 11:32 PM
SARAH PALIN SENT FROM GOD TO GIVE WACKO RIGHT WINGERS INFUSION OF HATE AND IGNORANCE. AND IT'S WORKING!
Greetings friends in our Lord Christ Jesus. I've spent the last few days on my knees giving praise to Christ for delivering a win to the Republican party in the form of Sarah Palin.If any of you EVER doubted that...more »
Posted on September 8, 2008 12:38 AM
I HOPE BOEING WORKERS WHO VOTED TO STRIKE LOSE THEIR JOBS
I understand that once your union votes to go on strike you must comply or you're screwed.But Boeing workers - you have really pissed me, a LIBERAL TO THE CORE off. I am someone who is almost always supportive of...more »
Posted on September 4, 2008 9:54 PM
I can't take this
If these two idiot lying pieces of human garbage win, I quit. If Sarah Palin can support seceding from the union, I can too. I can't take four more years of this shit. And it looks like they are trying to...more »
Posted on September 3, 2008 11:44 PM
I can't take this
If these two idiot lying pieces of human garbage win, I quit. If Sarah Palin can support seceding from the union, I can too. I can't take four more years of this shit. And it looks like they are trying to...more »
Posted on September 3, 2008 11:16 PM
A CHART SHOWING THE RED STATE STUPIDITY
Obviously - there are progressives and moderate Republicans living in these States, but in our winner take all electoral system, you get lumped in with the total tards in the GOP.This chart lays out most of the points I routinely...more »
Posted on August 31, 2008 11:51 PM
BLACK WELFARE MOTHERS ARE LAZY AND DRUG ADDICTS SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR LIFE
I've recently forced myself to listen to the ignorant slime that oozes out of the mouth of the Republican talking heads. I've also spent some time in a church (No - believe it or not I didn't burst into flames...more »
Posted on August 31, 2008 3:18 PM
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Apparently I didn't make it clear that I in no way believe in any sort of God. I think it's absurd to believe what I have proposed - but it's absolutely no less absurd than the pro-life (or anti choice) position. Actually - it is more true to the letter (if not the spirit) of the bible than the other position.
Posted at September 20, 2008 4:05 AM in response to The abortion debate solved
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obviously you missed my point. Missed it by a mile
Posted at September 5, 2008 2:06 AM in response to I HOPE BOEING WORKERS WHO VOTED TO STRIKE LOSE THEIR JOBS
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FUCK YOU
Posted at September 4, 2008 9:51 PM in response to 16 More Years of Republicans
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Still lays out my points quite well. And if you think that the Redneck racists in the deep South are on an intellectually equal playing field with the Progressives living in blue States, well - you are probably from Wyoming or Idaho.
The fact that you at least spelled it right let's me think you're not from Mississippi.
Posted at September 1, 2008 12:43 AM in response to A CHART SHOWING THE RED STATE STUPIDITY
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I wrote this because I saw WAY too many people saying she shouldn't have had the kid so late in life - and that is potentially the reason the child has downsyndrome.
There is a new rumor going around that it's not even her child, but instead her supposedly virginal daughter's. Pictures of her right before her delivery show no baby bump, and her daughter was out of school for 8 months with "mono".
Interesting.
Posted at August 31, 2008 1:52 PM in response to Do not make fun of Sarah Palin's downsyndrome child
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Let's be honest - who hasn't choked out a co-worker for putting damned splenda in your coffee instead of sugar. Come on - aren't we being a bit rough. Also - when you have a prostate the size of a grapefruit you're bound to be a touch angry.
Posted at August 29, 2008 2:27 AM in response to John McCain's Volatile Temper
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WOW! I literally LOL'd. NO - not the kind of LOL that you write after responding to another lolcat picture - no - but the hearty belly laugh that is generally reserved for watching athletes fall at the special Olympics.
BRAVO!
Posted at August 28, 2008 2:42 PM in response to MSNBC Leaks McCain Vice-Presidential Pick
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Your comment of oink after each response is telling of your level of intelligence. Ya - we're all just male chauvinist pigs. Granted, I am - but many of the comments totally destroy your argument. You assume that they are written by horrible men who enjoy oppressing their women and keep them in the kitchen cooking and cleaning. And while that sounds great to me - most of these people wouldn't even consider it.
So - keep it up with your "Oinks". What you actually need is to squeal while getting laid. Maybe that would chill you the hell out.
We've got to try something for Christ's sake.
Posted at August 27, 2008 2:46 PM in response to Still in Second Place After All These Years
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You think slick Willie is going to miss the chance to be off chasing some trim while his wife is forced to be at a social event? She'll be on TV as he bangs some sliz - and Bill will know just how long he's got as he watches the convention LIVE!
Posted at August 27, 2008 2:04 AM in response to CNN REPORTS BILL CLINTON WILL NOT ATTEND OBAMA'S SPEECH
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Yes - she did say it. SHe's a moron. Just like a woman to say something that stupid.
Posted at August 27, 2008 2:00 AM in response to PLEASE TELL ME, That Debra Bartoshevich (Hillary supporter now for McCain) Didn't Really...
