Sinbad Shares a Pet Peeve
Why does TPM allow spammers?Sinbad doesn't get it.The votenic bot has got to go.And that Matthew Weaver fella flogs his site in every post. It's in poor taste.Sinbad wants to know if self-promotion is a ban-able offense. If not, be...more »
Posted on April 23, 2008 2:22 PM
Sinbad endorses Obama; calls on JJR, Mark Penn, other fake avatars to follow suit
Today, with great enthusiasm, I announce my full support and endorsement of the candidacy of Senator Barack Obama. He is an honest and decent man who has captured the imagination of the American people. Additionally, this is a man who...more »
Posted on March 31, 2008 9:46 AM
Footprints in the Sand
Dear Friend,Have you noticed the pattern?Every time Fake Sinbad’s campaign demonstrates its strength and resilience, people start to suggest that hey, maybe the guy with the silly name and hammer pants and no chance of winning should end his pursuit...more »
Posted on March 28, 2008 4:29 PM
Silly Season
Things sure do have a way of coming full circle, don't they? A few weeks ago, I, fake Sinbad, pleaded with the staff of TPM to do a story about my trip to Bosnia with Hillary and Sheryl Crow. Admittedly,...more »
Posted on March 26, 2008 8:28 PM
Eat Here? Or at the Next Place?
I've had people come up to me and say, "Hey, I really wish I could vote for you and Senator Clinton both." Well maybe they can. It would be a dream ticket. An unstoppable force.I could win urban voters, voters...more »
Posted on March 25, 2008 3:52 PM
Sinbad Speaks - FOR REAL!!!
TPM: Sinbad TRIED to give you the opportunity to lead with this story, but nooooooo, you were too busy posting poll numbers and cut-and-pasting campaign memos. So Sinbad said screw you, TPM! I'm taking my story somewhere else - THE...more »
Posted on March 11, 2008 1:50 PM
Sinbad WILL NOT pipe down!
Sinbad wants to know: where is the love, TPM? A day after the world is made aware that I, Sinbad, have crossed the Commander-In-Chief threshold of foreign policy experience, you give me - what else? NO LOVE! Look, maybe Sinbad...more »
Posted on March 9, 2008 9:43 PM
SINBAD SPEAKS!!
Look, Sinbad's been getting a bad rap lately. Yes, I went to Kosovo with Sheryl Crow and Hillary. Yes we rocked it out for troops. And may I say that yes, I certainly did bring the funny. So where's the...more »
Posted on March 8, 2008 2:02 PM
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I think Rove has a bigger Rezko problem than Obama does.
Posted at April 25, 2008 2:23 PM in response to DON'T NEED A SLUMLORD TO KNOW...
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Folks, this right here is a just a whole new level of idiot! Thanks!
Posted at April 24, 2008 7:24 AM in response to ...You Might Be an Idiot
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Well, Patterson certainly didn't SEE any candidate use the race card - hey-oh!!
Posted at April 23, 2008 3:01 PM in response to Top Hillary Surrogate Disagrees With Bill: No Candidate Played Race Card
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Next place.
Posted at March 30, 2008 6:27 PM in response to Dembillc wins the "Troll You'd Most Like to Have a Beer With" award
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Sinbad has responded to your criticisms with a very emotional and personal appeal. Please read it if you have the chance.
Posted at March 28, 2008 5:03 PM in response to Sinbad's Bosnia lie
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After the success of such family friendly friends
That's what happens when Fake Sinbad gets emotional and pours his heart out to his supporters. He makes mistakes.
Fake Sinbad still wants your vote.
If he can't have that, he'll take a Whopper and fries.
Sinbad/Clinton '08 - TGIF!
Posted at March 28, 2008 4:42 PM in response to Footprints in the Sand
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I do mind, Fake Sinbad minds! This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. This aggression against Fake Sinbad will not stand, man! And also, you know, Hillary is not the issue here, people. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, people, Mrs. Clinton is not the preferred nomenclature. Senator Clinton, please.'
Sinbad/Clinton '08 - Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!
Posted at March 28, 2008 2:50 PM in response to Sinbad's Bosnia lie
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Sinbad has two choices here. Sinbad can say he misspoke, that he was sleep-deprived and simply spoke incorrectly. Sinbad can also claim to speak millions of words a day and so certainly some of them will be, you know, lies.
But Sinbad has another choice. It's called upping the ante. And since Sinbad loves to fly by the seat of his pants, here goes:
Not only did we have to decide whether or not to eat here or at the next place, but we faced an even tougher decision on our trip - do we have time to go the bathroom while we're here? Where is it? In the back? Do we have to use Port-a-Potties or are there more luxurious amenities? Does anyone have an extra roll of toilet paper?
Sinbad/Clinton '08 - Can you guys pull over? I really gotta whizz.
Posted at March 28, 2008 11:43 AM in response to Sinbad's Bosnia lie
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Even me, the real fake Sinbad, wants the real real Sinbad to write for TPM! This is what the real fake Sinbad has wanted all along! A fusion of TPM/Sinbad goodness so delicious and newsy and informative and awesome that it would garner the world's attention!
TPM, reach for the big time here! TPMTV with Sinbad as your guest star would make the pages, baby!
Sinbad/Sinbad '08 - So much Sinbad you just have to smile!
Posted at March 26, 2008 5:16 PM in response to I demand that TPM Cafe invite Sinbad to blog.
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Also, did the real Sinbad actually write TPM? Should the fake Sinbad be worried?
Sinbad: Sinbad loves you!
Sinbad/Clinton '08 - Sinbad reads TPM?
Posted at March 26, 2008 4:34 PM in response to In Defense Of Fake Sinbad
