"Our Primary Season Has Finally Come To An End"

Posted at June 3, 2008 9:26 PM in response to Obama To Declare Victory: "Our Primary Season Has Finally Come To An End"

Yes, I am not opposed to being both President and Vice President.

Posted at June 3, 2008 8:56 PM in response to Hillary Supporting Rep: Yes, Hillary Did Say On Call She Was Open To Being Veep

Funny? There is nothing funny about the fact that a certain candidate is a secret reverse Muslim vampire.

Posted at June 3, 2008 8:30 PM in response to McCain Campaign Using Hillary's "Commander In Chief" Line To Attack Obama

This is why I am reluctant to allow Senator Obama to be my Vice President, despite his constant pleas.

Posted at June 3, 2008 8:26 PM in response to McCain Campaign Using Hillary's "Commander In Chief" Line To Attack Obama

No, this is just absurd.

The reason why I continue to campaign is because Senator Obama refuses to concede, despite the fact that I have officially been President of the United States of America ever since polls closed in Puerto Rico.

Posted at June 3, 2008 1:00 PM in response to Why Does Hillary Continue? Because It Strengthens Her Emotional Grip On Her Supporters

I would like to expound upon this point a little further:

It really is a shame that the rule is that votes for Senator Obama do not count, and it's a shame that Senator Obama himself agreed to this rule. And, believe me, if it were up to me, I would get rid of this rule in a heartbeat.

But we are a party, and a nation, of laws, not of men. Rules are rules. And as my mama told me, when you try to change the rules in the middle of the game, that is called cheating.

Posted at June 3, 2008 12:46 PM in response to Obama Racks Up More Super-Delegates In Home Stretch

This ignores one simple and very important fact: The votes of these superdelegates do not count. Why? Because they voted for Senator Obama. That is the Democratic Party's rules, and all of us have already agreed to it, myself and Senator Obama included.

Does this fact make it extremely difficult for Senator Obama to win the nomination? Yes. In fact, it makes it impossible for Senator Obama to win the nomination.

I agree with that, and it is a shame, given what a cute little campaign Senator Obama has run. But frankly, he should have thought of that before he agreed to this rule.

Posted at June 3, 2008 12:40 PM in response to Obama Racks Up More Super-Delegates In Home Stretch

I concede that it depends what you concede the definition of "concede" to be!

Moreover, I concede that I am now officially President of the United States! Si, se Denvero!

Posted at June 3, 2008 11:38 AM in response to Hillary Campaign: She Will Not Concede Tonight

I concede that I am President of the United States. Thank you, Puerto Rico!

Posted at June 3, 2008 11:23 AM in response to Breaking From AP: Hillary Will Concede Tonight

That would have been more appropriate before today's Puerto Rico primary, but now that I am officially President of the United States, Madame President Sweetie would be better.

Posted at June 1, 2008 10:43 PM in response to Democratic Race Unchanged By Hillary's Puerto Rico Win