My prediction is that Hillary gives the first ever "wait, was that a concession speech?" speech. She'll go right up to the border, and then tiptoe back. She'll try to have it both ways--acting like the gracious one, yet reserving the right to steal (sorry, "convince") delegates, appeal the FL/MI decision, etc. I think it will be a speech unlike anything any of us have ever seen.

Posted at June 3, 2008 7:52 PM in response to Greetings From The Scene Of Hillary's Party Tonight

Er, did you ever think it was sources other than the Obama campaign? You point out that it makes them look foolish, so why would they keep doing it? More likely it's "other people" who are leaking this info so as to embarrass the campaign when it doesn't happen.

Posted at June 3, 2008 12:00 PM in response to Senators Failed To Reach Endorsement Decision; Privately Discussed Joint Ticket

They have to work with her

Why not say that SHE'S got to work with them? Why would someone like Tom Harkin fear a junior senator like Hillary? It's completely absurd.

You can lead a Democrat to water, but you can't make him agree with anyone that it's water, whether it's safe to drink, or who led him to it.

Posted at June 3, 2008 11:52 AM in response to Senators Failed To Reach Endorsement Decision; Privately Discussed Joint Ticket

In other news, Salazar would like to know if he's still got time to put some money on the Giants, who he thinks may cover the spread against the Patriots.

Posted at June 3, 2008 11:49 AM in response to Senators Failed To Reach Endorsement Decision; Privately Discussed Joint Ticket

How awesome can those hand towels possibly be? I mean, seriously, I think I'd have to spend a long time searching for a bathroom towel even approaching $100, and that would have to be from 100% organic yak hair hand-knit by tibetan monks fused to some sort of miracle organic Egyptian double fiber eleventy billion thread count cotton.

Posted at May 7, 2008 3:59 PM in response to Bloch Party

Corzine is objectively pro-Judas.

Posted at April 3, 2008 4:58 PM in response to Corzine: If Hillary Doesn't Win Popular Vote, I Might Switch To Obama

Oh good lord. As a member of the generation that was raised on Heller Keller (incidentally: the perfect presidential candidate) and Space Shuttle Challenger jokes, I categorically reject and denounce your criticism.

Posted at March 13, 2008 1:18 PM in response to Paterson Is Lucky He's Black and Blind

First Jewish candidate? Damn. How soon the world forgets Jomentum.

Posted at March 13, 2008 12:23 PM in response to Paterson Is Lucky He's Black and Blind

Plus, Paterson can credibly claim that he had never seen any evidence that Spitzer was consorting with prostitutes.

Posted at March 13, 2008 12:07 PM in response to Paterson Is Lucky He's Black and Blind

I tell you, the drummer from Def Leppard should thank the Lord every day for the loss of his arm. That's job security, folks. Nobody fires the one-armed drummer. Think about it.

Posted at March 13, 2008 11:51 AM in response to Paterson Is Lucky He's Black and Blind