Hey, you look like you'd make a good vice presidential candidate. 'Cept you live in Canada, right? Or is it Minnesota? By the way, did I see you at a graduation ceremony last month in Minneapolis? Wasn't it at Watzamatta U. on the west bank?

Posted at July 1, 2008 6:09 AM in response to Lieberman Plays The Wright Card

You know his mother keeps him under a tin can in the garden, don't you?

Posted at July 1, 2008 6:04 AM in response to Lieberman Plays The Wright Card

You know the part I liked? It was when Lieberman said it was time to MoveOn.

That was so subtly chickenshit I was afraid he'd turn around and start pecking the white greasy part like he was in a Connecticut barnyard.

Posted at July 1, 2008 6:02 AM in response to Lieberman Plays The Wright Card

Hey, Op. That wasn't cheese she was forcing you to eat; that was your toenails. But don't worry, it's considered kosher in Connecticut.

BTW, I think you could use a little visine. Did you drive all night from Afghanistan?

Posted at July 1, 2008 5:58 AM in response to Lieberman Plays The Wright Card

OMG, would you really want to throw him down the steps at the capital just to see him bounce and roll and tumble and then "drag his bony ass" back up the stairs for more?

Geeze it would be worth it to me just to send him away quietly instead of having to listen to him whine when he reached the top of the stairs for another ass kicking.

Posted at July 1, 2008 5:46 AM in response to Lieberman Plays The Wright Card

I couldn't agree more. Lieberman has gone so far overboard trying to point the way for the USS Exodus that he's let his ethnocentric mind overload his American ass. In fact, far beyond being pro-Israel, which I see as acceptable within a framework of American national interests if he can rationalize why we should break with decades of tradition as a at least superficially neutral, Joe Lieberman has begun to raise suspicions that he is Mossad, like Scooter Libby.

I think the American government has been penetrated at every level by our own allies. Joe represents something beyond what I'd call an Independent. He is the first democratically elected U.S. Senator representing the Likud Party. I still think Senator Barney what's his name is more honest and honorable.

Posted at July 1, 2008 5:38 AM in response to Lieberman Plays The Wright Card

Nagh. The FBI all want to do it too. The thing that keeps them from actually following through while they drive around in the dark blue Fords all looking like Efraim Zembalist Jr., is the money they'd have to spend out of their own pockets at the car wash trying to get that smell of chickenshit off their tires.

Posted at July 1, 2008 5:16 AM in response to Lieberman Plays The Wright Card

I didn't think I'd ever quote Dick Cheney but I'm forced to here, concerning the reality of politics and the pragmatism of Bill Richardson...and the indignant righteousness of Greg Sargent who is squawking like SNL's Church Lady had just emerged from her pew never having payed a twits bit of attention to the forgoing 8-years of fascism and war crime and finds this to complain about:

"So?"

Posted at June 1, 2008 9:47 PM in response to Richardson Says Obama Will "Remember" Super-Delegates Who Endorse Before Voting Ends

Since the Republican candidate wants to appropriate the Bush Crime Family's foreign policy, even the one put in place in Latin America by Bush-41, how about "John McCocain, the Don of San Juan."

Posted at May 16, 2008 1:36 AM in response to Catch Phrase Needed

I see Dick Cheney as "Daddy Whore Bucks"

Posted at May 16, 2008 1:30 AM in response to Catch Phrase Needed