The Anti Public Option Pledge: No Health Care For Me!
Like my fellow American patriots, I refuse to sit by while the Nazi Marxist President sends storm troops of Dr Mengeles to pull the plug on millions of grannies. Just keep out of our persona lives. My health care is my business and it's between me myself and I(nsurance companies.) Up until yesterday, I was telling the government to stay out of my granny's Medicare, which works just fine, thank you very much. But I recently learned that Medicare is actually government provided, public-option program (they're a sly, wily and sneaky bunch of Jews, they are.) And, because I'm no hypocrite, I'm putting my money where my mouth is and un-enrolling Granny from Medicare. If Medicare spreads to younger people, I will reject all benefits. My fellow Americans who say no to government takeover of our lives and organs, won't you please join me in my boycott of government funded health insurance? Sign the NO PUBLIC OPTION pledge!
For those of us on Medicare or with a family member on Medicare:
I ______
oppose the Nazi-Communist infiltration of my personal life via Medicare, and thus reject all Medicare benefits for myself and my family.
For those of us on state-run health programs:
I ________
oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration of our personal lives via Medicaid and such (low-income programs often going by innocent-sounding names like Healthy Citizen, Health Plus, Family Health, etc) and thus reject benefits from such programs for myself and my family.
For those of us on VA healthcare or with loved ones on VA healthcare:
I ___________
oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration of our personal lives via VA healthcare, and thus reject VA benefits for myself and/or my family members.
For Congressmen and Senators opposed to the public option:
I ____________
oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration of our personal lives, and thus reject the health insurance provided to me by the U.S. government .
LET'S NOT STOP WITH ILLNESS-RIGHTS
It is not enough to say no to the government's control of our illness-related rights. We must stop government takeovers wherever they exist, from sea to sea, from shore to shore. If not us, then who? If not now, then when?
Look for our next series of pledges.
For now, consider signing this one, which applies to all of us.
I ____________
oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration into my transit freedoms and thus
refuse to drive on county, state, or inter-state highways.


















I ____________
oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration into our national security apparatus and therefore reject the intrusion of the so-called military services into the fields of armed combat and national defense. The privately-held corporation formerly known as Blackwater is better equipped to handle such matters, especially when partnered with Halliburton.
September 30, 2009 7:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
I will not even support a public option if it is actually an option and I can keep my expensive, high co-pay, private health insurance which will continue to deny me service because of my pre-existing conditions.
What is really needed is a law that reforns health insurance by requiring all people to support the private health insurance companies or pay a massive fine for not supporting them.
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October 2, 2009 10:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
Is this a skit you're trying out for SNL? I guess I need some action figures to see your point - if there is one.
September 30, 2009 8:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
The infantilism of right-wing discourse just amazes me. They hurl epithets- socialist, Nazi, Communist, corrupt,..., and imagine that this alone constitutes a form of political argumentation.
September 30, 2009 8:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
Just a wee bit sarcastic, no? LOL!
That's excellent.
September 30, 2009 8:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Down with the FAA - let planes fly when and where ever they want to! Why should the government tell them when they can take off and land? Of COURSE I'll still fly! If I can't afford insurance, it could be a quick solution to all health problems!
September 30, 2009 9:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
Down with the FCC. People should be able to spew forth on the airwaves whatever filth, garbage, innuendo and lies they show choose.
Wait a minute....they already are.
Never mind.
C
September 30, 2009 9:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
They may be broadcasting anything they want, but they are doing it on the authorized bandwidths.
If you want proper anarchy, just do away with driving on the right side of the road. That's real government intrusion! Instead we will all get to choose which side we drive on when someone comes at us from the opposite direction, and we can drive in the middle when we have the road to ourselves.
That's the Republican/Libertarian/small-government proposal. Dick Armey and Grover Norquist are preparing their broadcasts and messages even as you read this.
September 30, 2009 1:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Down with eating any food which is delivered on the nazi-marxist interstate highway system.
And if you do you won't have to worry about having to be subjected to the nazi-marxist health care system...
September 30, 2009 9:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
The reason being you'll die from starvation...but at least you'll die free, right?
September 30, 2009 9:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
Actually, the Nazi's were fascists. Hitler hated Communists more than he hated Jews.
September 30, 2009 11:29 AM | Reply | Permalink
It's good for a chuckle, and we all see the hypocrisy, but what else is new?
September 30, 2009 11:29 AM | Reply | Permalink
I want to be able to execute my neighbor for infringing on my inalienable, God given right to a nice green lawn. His dog peed on my private property.
October 3, 2009 7:01 AM | Reply | Permalink