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To the Iranian People (A Limerick)

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They call me Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Do you realize how bloody much fun I had
When the Ayatollah Khamenei
Decided I'd get to stay
You thought that I was some kind of fad?


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To the World


There was a small man called Mahmoud
Who to some was occasionally rude.
‘Wipe off the map!’
Was his version of crap
So the world was upset at this dude.

The was also a man from Israel
Who just hated to lose or to fail
‘Transfer the lot!’
Was his parting shot
Hoping his speech would prevail.

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With its arch-rival to the west deceased
And also the mess addressed to its east
The clerical Persians
Had fewer aversions
To deal with "Great Satan," to say the least

But neo-con fools on reckless attack
Thundering, blundering, hired a hack
His "axis of evil"
So stupid, so feeble
Helps A-Jad win: Cheney-Bush's blowback

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:)

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jun/13/iranian-election

"Wishful Thinking from Tehran
I have been in Iran for exactly one week covering the 2009 Iranian election carnival. Since I arrived, few here doubted that the incumbent firebrand President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad would win. My airport cab driver reminded me that the president had visited every province twice in the last four years – "Iran isn't Tehran," he said. Even when I asked Mousavi supporters if their man could really carry more than capital, their responses were filled with an Obamasque provisional optimism – "Yes we can", "I hope so", "If you vote." So the question occupying the international media, "How did Mousavi lose?" seems to be less a problem of the Iranian election commission and more a matter of bad perception rooted in the stubborn refusal to understand the role of religion in Iran.

Of course, the rather real possibility of voter fraud exists and one must wait in the coming weeks to see how these allegations unfold. But one should recall that in three decades of presidential elections, the accusations of rigging have rarely been levied against the vote count. Elections here are typically controlled by banning candidates from the start or closing opposition newspapers in advance.

In this election moreover, there were two separate governmental election monitors in addition to observers from each camp to prevent mass voter fraud. The sentimental implausibility of Ahmedinejad's victory that Mousavi's supporters set forth as the evidence of state corruption must be met by the equal implausibility that such widespread corruption could take place under clear daylight. So, until hard evidence emerges that can substantiate the claims of the opposition camp we need to look to other reasons to explain why so many are stunned by the day's events."

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From what I have been reading, this sounds pretty accurate. But the case for fraud or vote total manipulation seems on the face strong. Juan Cole has some detailed observations that do lead one to suspect this result. For example, Ahmedinejad is said to have carried Tehran with 51 percent, I think. The main opponent lost his home town, where he is ethnically connected and popular.

I think the problem is as you say that Western media fail to understand the role of religion. Our media often fail to understand or reflect anything that is beyond its own frame of reference. It's how we've gotten into so much trouble internationally.

I would add that looking at Mousavi supporters, I see young, middle class, partly secular folks who represent a threat to the Islamic regime, and who have little in common with the pious, poor, rural folk who see one of their own in Ahmedinejad. Plus, he builds roads; no one before did that.

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Not stunned, just disappointed.

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How about haiku?

Ahmadinejad:
Our right-wing wants him to win
Because they love war.

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There once was a man named Ahmadinejad,
He had a beard, and Oh, what-a-bod;
But when said to a Jew, "I really hate you",
The Jew beat him senseless with a frozen cod.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Christian Zionists believe in the Bible
In the prophecy that the Messiah will come
But to fulfill the conditions laid down
We must all live in an Israel town
And be converted from being a Yidl
To something not quite in the middle

It’s most unlikely to happen this year
Or the next one or one after that
And if all Jews make aliyah to Israel
I’ll say sorry and eat my black hat

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