The GOP Needs Its Own `Secret Speech' Repudiating the Cheney Era
This is a big week for the GOP. Two events suggest that it isn't detached from reality. It's oblivious to it.
The first event takes place on Wednesday, when the Republican National Committee, as today's Washington Times reports, will hold a special meeting at National Harbor in Maryland to decide whether or not to endorse a resolution demanding that the Democratic Party call itself the "Democrat Socialist Party." RNC chairman Michael S. Steele is resisting the resolution even as he uses the term socialist to describe the Obama administration's fiscal policies.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when the Solons of the GOP debate the fine points of economic theory to decide whether or not President Obama really qualifies as a socialist intent on imposing communist-style collectivism upon America. Will they feverishly be consulting their Hegel, Lasalle, and Kautsky as they lash each other into a frenzy of indignation over the nature of true socialist doctrine? No doubt Obama will be quaking in fear over the fate of this resolution.
The second event is former vice-president Dick Cheney's speech on national security at the American Enterprise Institute on Thursday. Cheney and his daughter have become something of a traveling road show, trying to freak out the country but revealing only their own freakishness as they assail Obama. Like good Marxists, Cheney and his daughter Liz have been insisting that Obama is, at a minimum, an "objective," to use an old Leninist term, supporter of terrorists because he is repudiating many of the policies, if that's the appropriate term, instituted by the Bush administration to combat terrorism.
As Dimitri Simes, who actually lived under communism in Russia before emigrating to America, acidly points out in the National Interest (which he publishes and where I'm a senior editor), "Former Soviet leader and KGB Chairman Yuri Andropov would be proud of Liz Cheney's charge that President Obama's initial willingness to release pictures of U.S. military prisoner abuses amounted to 'siding with terrorists.' After all, Andropov and his prosecutors always argued that Soviet dissidents who exposed human rights violations were guilty of treason. But Ms. Cheney goes even further than Andropov and his associates, who at least pretended that the dissidents were distorting the facts. Liz Cheney makes no such claim, nor any allegation that the pictures were fabricated. Yet despite this she asserts that exposing actual wrongdoing is sufficient to accuse someone of not simply providing comfort to America's enemies or aiding their propaganda efforts but siding with the mass murderers."
It will be interesting to see how Dick Cheney attempts to top this at AEI on Thursday--and how the GOP responds to his hallucinatory statements. I believe a vital index of the GOP's return to rationality will be when it begins not only to emancipate itself from this madman, but also to denounce him. What the party needs instead of a meeting denouncing Obama as a socialist is the Republican version of Nikita Khrushchev's courageous secret speech before a stunned communist elite in 1956 that decried Stalinism. Who is the Republican that will have the courage to break with the deadly past of Cheneyism?



















Years ago through all Republican Administrations Cheney/Rumsfeld were referred to as the crazies. Mental health professionals tell us that as an act of kindness a crazy must be put in a safe environment where he will no longer be a threat to himself or the rest of us.
May 18, 2009 4:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Cheney is doing what his conscience tells him is the right thing. Unlike Democrats, love of country is foremost in his view.
Dems on the other hand prefer personal aggrandizement and the pursuit of power. In addition to warmongering and bankrupting the country.
May 18, 2009 6:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, parity errors can be troubling.
May 18, 2009 6:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
O God, O Montreal! Lately everybody and her brother-in-law wants to be Dean Swift.
Happy days.
May 18, 2009 6:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Now you are making me think I may have misread the post you are replying too as being straight-forward, and not satire. If I am in error, mea culpa.
May 18, 2009 7:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
You should consider using your head as something other than a hat rack.
May 18, 2009 7:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Conscience"? Please cite your sources.
"personal aggrandizement" of course can't refer to being SecDef under Bush I, accepting Halliburton's proposal to privatize most military services, and then becoming CEO of same company to reap the profits from his public sale of our nation's military. Or can it?
"pursuit of power" can't possibly reference taking the US Constitution into the bathroom of the VP's private residence and putting it on the toilet paper roll, for the use of himself and his family. Without telling the Junior president.
"warmongering"? 'Nuff said elsewhere. Everywhere elsewhere..
Which leaves "bankrupting" the nation, said in defense of a man who has said, time and again, that deficits don't matter? I'm sure he appreciates both your defense of him and your lack of knowledge of his record...
Meanwhile, back in reality...
May 18, 2009 7:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Har! har! har!...I can't stop laughing...tears running down my face! That is the best joke I've heard in a week now. You should market your talent to Jay Leno.
May 18, 2009 8:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
People, please forgive Shooter--his brain is addled from the heat, since he's been wandering in the Iraqi desert for 7 long years... looking for Saddam's WMDs.
May 18, 2009 11:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Is that the explanation? I thought maybe it was Opposites Day, given the suggestions that Cheney has a conscience and loves his country.
May 19, 2009 9:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry, but a pacemaker doesn't count as a conscience.
May 19, 2009 12:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
And it's Psyclone for the win!
May 19, 2009 1:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, the GOP creates its own reality, they have no need for anybody else's.
May 18, 2009 7:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
BREAKING: This secret video was just leaked, exposing the AEI pre-meeting preparations:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ
(What they need is a Double Secret Exorcism.)
May 18, 2009 8:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
>Cheney is doing what his conscience tells him is the right thing. Unlike Democrats, love of country is foremost in his view.
Dems on the other hand prefer personal aggrandizement and the pursuit of power. In addition to warmongering and bankrupting the country.
Wow, that is pure psycho.
A total disconnect from reality.
May 18, 2009 8:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Shooter242 has had too many tea parties with his fellow patriots in the mental institution in which he mind melds with Limbaugh and Fox News.
May 18, 2009 10:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
Who is the Republican that will have the courage to break with the deadly past of Cheneyism?
Actually, just as the true believers didn't identify themselves as Leninists but as Marxist Leninists, I have to insist that it is not Cheneyism but Rovian Cheneyism that is the correct name of this political tendency.
May 19, 2009 12:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Cheney Era...
I like the sound of that!
I am sure that there will never be a "Era" for any bloger on this page.
Yo!
May 19, 2009 12:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
Democrat Socialist Party?
How predictably hypocritical. After Clinton's balanced-budgets, and Cheney-Bush's massive government spending and deficits.
The high-school juveniles now running the GOP (Grandiose Outdoor Playground?) might benefit from writing 100 times on the blackboard:
Sticks and stones may break old bones, but deceit will not help us.
May 19, 2009 8:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
How about a resolution to re-name the GOP the Adolescent Fascist-wannabe Douchebag Party?
May 19, 2009 12:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
So moved! Do I hear a second?
May 19, 2009 1:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Second, with the addition of a supplementary appellation of Chickenshit Cowards with Guns who are Scaredy Pants Afraid of Locked Up Terror Suspects
May 20, 2009 5:42 PM | Reply | Permalink