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Comedy Fodder for SNL and Jon Stewart: Pandering to Jews Plus My Ha'aretz Piece on How Bloggers Beat AIPAC on Iran

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One of the best ways to gauge the state of public opinion is to watch the late night comedy shows and see what comedians like Jon Stewart and the SNL team are joking about.

This year the Jewish community's supposed monomania about Israel has become a great source of merriment. Of course, it's not fair. The percentage of American Jewish voters whose primary focus is on Israel is tiny. A strong majority of Jews care deeply about Israel's well-being, but only a small number consider the Israel issue more important than domestic concerns when they vote.

According to the 2008 survey of American Jewish opinion conducted by the American Jewish Committee, the economy and opposition to the Iraq War were the most important issues for Jews when deciding whom to vote for. Israel was the deciding issue for 3 percent, tied with immigration reform. Would Jews vote for an anti-Israel candidate? No. But since no anti-Israel candidate has ever been a serious contender for the presidency, the question is moot.

But that does not stop certain single-issue pro-Israel organizations from sending the message that all we Jews care about is Israel, that we consider Israel's interests identical to America's. And that although it's legitimate to oppose U.S. government policies, it's wrong to oppose Israeli policies.

What balderdash. Maybe 5 percent of Jews feel that way. Although that number does include the heads of most major Jewish organizations who issue press releases excoriating any deviation from the "line" at the drop of a hat.

But it is that 5 percent that makes some candidates quake in fear at the influence of the pro-Israel lobby. It's not just a few votes in Florida that they worry about, it's the financial support Jews give to candidates they like. Of course, most Jews give their money based on domestic issues (which is why Democrats get about 80 percent of it).

This year all four candidates for national office have been effusive in their support for Israel. Obama and McCain both earned high marks with their speeches at the AIPAC convention. Palin has no record but says she cares about Israel, even "loves" Israel. Biden is in a league of his own. He has been involved with Israel for over 40 years. It's safe to say that the Israel aid package might not have passed year after year without Biden.

You have to wonder how all this professed adoration for Israel goes over with the general public. I mean, I have never heard a candidate for president express "love" for Italy or Ireland. I have to think that most voters find it jarring and unseemly when a candidate for president of the United States professes to "love Israel." Imagine if Palin had said, "I love the United Kingdom and, Joe, I'm glad we agree on that."

On Saturday Night Live last week, a skit about the Biden-Palin debate specifically ridiculed Palin's pandering to Jews:

Queen Latifah as Gwen Ifill: Governor Pailin, what is your position on health care regulation?
Tina Fey as Palin: I'm going to ignore that question and instead talk about Israel. I love Israel so much, bless its heart. There's a special place for Israel in heaven. And I know some people are going to say that I'm only saying that to pander to Florida voters, but from a very young age, my two greatest loves were always Jews and Cuban food (blows a kiss).

Then there is this Jon Stewart Daily Show riff that was televised during the AIPAC Convention. Stewart showed real clips of the candidates speaking at AIPAC along with his commentary.

Obama at AIPAC: "I have long understood Israel's quest for peace and need for security. . . . Two years ago, when I went to Israel . . ."

Stewart: "Ooooh. A personal visit. That's a check for him in the gimel column. Senator Clinton?"

Clinton at AIPAC: "From my first trip to Israel in 1982 to my most recent, I have seen first hand what Israel has achieved."

Stewart: "She flies there so much she's in the Mile Chai club. McCain might have a hard time beating that."

McCain at AIPAC: "When I was in Jerusalem with Senator Lieberman . . ."

Stewart: "You win Senator, but you know when you go to Israel you don't have to bring your own Jew. There's a wide variety of Jews there. A veritable Whitman's sampler of Jews. It's a nice touch you have a great friend who's Jewish. Clinton?"

Clinton: "Being here today I am reminded of a passage from Isaiah."

Stewart: "Ooh, she knew the Jews from the Bible. Obama?"

Obama: "I had a camp counselor who was an American Jew who lived in Israel for a time."

Stewart: "Sorry. If the best thing you can say is that you had a camp counselor who is a Jew, that's like saying you once rented Yentl."

Stewart concluded: "But there is one thing that does make you a good friend of Israel. That is offering constructive criticism of any of its policies that may not be in its interest or the best interest of the world. So, let's look at the critiques of current Israeli policy."

Clips of all three candidates at AIPAC standing mute.

Stewart: "Oh, I forgot you can't criticize Israel and be elected president of the United States.

"There is a place where you can criticize Israel. It's called Israel."

It's time to exercise that right here too, without being denounced as a traitor to all that is holy.

One more thing. Most of us who do care about Israel do not share the views of the right-wing Jewish organizations that claim to speak for us. The majority of us support negotiations, the two-state solution, and justice and security for Israelis and Palestinians. And we are not impressed with candidates who don't.

But that is not why Obama will sweep the Jewish community. It won't be because of Israel. It will be because we are Democrats, because Joe Biden is practically a part of our community, because Sarah Palin reminds us of the people in America who scare the hell out of us, because John McCain is an out of touch old reactionary and, above all, because it's 1932 and Barack Obama is FDR, the President who made us Democrats in the first place.


And here's the true story of how bloggers beat AIPAC on Iran war legislation.


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Jon Stewart's joke is good but Obama's interview with Jeffrey Goldberg this summer shows he does understand supporting Israel and offering constructive (no pun intended) criticism of it are not mutually exclusive. That McCain doesn't even discuss the strategic value of trying to reach Mideast peace suggests he is the naive one not Obama. And it makes McCain's reprimand of Obama's statements on strikes in Pakistan comically hypocritical.

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right

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Stewart and even Ben Stein were also good about lampooning the Congressional excuse that the economic crisis had to be put on hold because of the Jewish holidays. Funny how Jewish pundits and journalists were capable of working but Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid had a holiday.

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Do you have the Ben Stein bit?

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No, but he was on Larry King.

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