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"Hardly Ever Wrong"

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Sarah Palin in Colorado yesterday:

I was reading my copy of today's New York Times and I was interested to read about Barack's friends from Chicago....Turns out one of Barack's earliest supporters is a man who, according to the New York Times, and they are hardly ever wrong, was a domestic terrorist and part of a group that quote launched a campaign of bombings that would target the Pentagon and US Capitol. Wow.

As Gov. Palin would say, Wow. You betcha she's off message. The paper that's hardly ever wrong was accused two weeks ago of being "an Obama advocacy organization" that perpetrated "a partisan attack falsely labeled as objective news." Oh, but that reckless accuser was, let's see, was it, yes, the McCain campaign.

Where to start? A smattering of recent items from the paper that's hardly ever wrong (courtesy of Public Editor Clark Hoyt's blog):

• "Loan Titans [Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac] Paid McCain Adviser Nearly $2 Million": "Senator John McCain's campaign manager was paid more than $30,000 a month for five years as president of an advocacy group set up by the mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to defend them against stricter regulations, current and former officials say. (NYT, 9/21)

• "Mr. Obama has offered detailed proposals on the economy, for stemming the mortgage default crisis and channeling investment into activities that will generate new jobs. He would raise capital gains taxes as well as income and Social Security taxes on those earning more than $250,000 a year, but the notion that he would also increase taxes on middle-class voters has been repeatedly debunked. Studies have found that Mr. Obama would offer most Americans a tax cut three times the size of what Mr. McCain proposes." (NYT, 9/18)

• "Ad on Sex Education Distorts Obama Policy": "Escalating its efforts to portray Senator Barack Obama as a candidate whose values fall outside the mainstream, the campaign of Senator John McCain on Tuesday unveiled a new television advertisement claiming that Mr. Obama, the Democratic nominee, favors 'comprehensive sex education' for kindergarten students. The ad however, seriously distorts the record." (NYT, 9/11)

And this classic: "Palin Disclosures Raise Questions on Vetting": "Republicans close to the campaign said it was increasingly apparent that Ms. Palin had been selected as Mr. McCain's running mate with more haste than McCain advisers initially described." (NYT, 9/2)

Those tricky shape-shifting liberal media! Just when you think you've nailed them down, they resurface as "hardly ever wrong." Memo to Bill Keller: Print these words onto a huge banner over 41st St., high enough so no building-climbers can rip it down.

Postscript: A couple of correspondents have suggested that Palin must have been smirking when she spoke the words: "and they are hardly ever wrong." I haven't been able to find any video of her making the Colorado speech. Later, in southern California, she didn't repeat those words, but the very mention of the NYT brought a burst of boos from her crowd. But in Colorado, I have no visual evidence.

But this is all mighty weird even if she was smirking. For in that case, she was proposing to the crowd, which disbelieves in the NYT, that the NYT is to be believed about Obama and Ayers. Any intended sarcasm was incapacitatingly lame, since adducing the article while coupling it with sarcasm stepped on her own point.


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Good luck, Sarah. Prepare to become a footnote.

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I wonder what McCain had in his head the day he decided to run against the New York Times for president.

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And suddenly Sarah can remember what papers she reads! Just happens to be the NYT. Hardly ever wrong. Read Frank Rich's editorial yesterday about Sarah (may I call you Sarah?) and her overweening ambition to be president. She's a little cold around the heart, not to mention a little empty around the head.

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Let's have more of letting her be her. I agree with Tom above.

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. . . even if she was smirking . . . [she] . . . stepped on her own point. Todd Gitlin

Oh, c'mon!

wasn't the founder of the Alaska Independence Party murdered while trying to buy plastic explosives ???

so that kinda changes the charges about WHO was paling around with terrorists who want to blow uo America

sarah palin just ended her political career

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I would have thought that Todd Gitlin knew his George Orwell thoroughly enough to recognize duckspeaking when he hears or reads examples of it. In Orwell's famous 1984, Winston Smith described the phenomenon in reference to programmed pronouncements by a highly placed Party-hack from the Fiction Department of the Ministry of Truth:

As he watched the eyeless face with its jaw moving rapidly up and down, Winston had a curious feeling that this was not a real human being but some kind of dummy. It was not the man's brain that was speaking; it was his larynx. The stuff that was coming out of him consisted of words, but it was not speech in the true sense: it was a noise uttered in unconsciousness, like the quacking of a duck.

Or, as Smith's colleague Syme put it:

"There is a word in Newspeak," said Syme. "I don't know if you know it: duckspeak, to quack like a duck. It is one of those interesting words that have two contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it is abuse; applied to someone you agree with, it is praise."

Clearly, when Governor Sarah Palin quotes the New York Times as BOTH authoritative source AND reviled object of derision at the same time, she engages in unadulterated duckspeaking. Applied to Republican Party propagandists she admires -- like David Brooks and William Kristol -- the New York Times means "uncritical approval." Applied to critics of Republican Party corporate crypto-fascism -- like Paul Krugman, Bob Herbert, or Frank Rich -- the New York Times means "anathema."

I suggest, therefore, that we label Governor Palin's trademark bullshit word-salad as pure Orwellian duckspeaking and have done with further attempts at analyzing her incoherent fascist orthodoxy, since as Orwell said about her type of orthodox Barbie Doll duckspeaking:

Orthodoxy means not thinking -- not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.

The thoroughly conservative editor of Newsweeek, Fareed Zakaria, concisely nailed the truth about duckspeaking Sarah Palin: "It's not that she doesn't know the answer to a specific question, but that she doesn't even understand the question."

As Frank Zappa sang of the vapid mall-hopping high school girls of California's San Fernando Valley, so must we say of duckspeaking Governor Sarah Palin:

"She's a Valley Girl, fer shure fer shure. She's a Valley Girl; there is no cure."

The New York Times is hardly ever wrong. And Brutus is an honorable man.

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