Memo To Sulzberger: Fire Kristol, Hire Noonan
Hasn't the Times had enough of Bill Kristol? His op-ed columns are awful, just Republican talking points without wit or intelligence.
Unlike David Brooks, another Times conservative, Kristol gives the reader nothing to chew over. Brooks is smart -- and usually wrong. But he makes me think and sometimes he gets it just right much as George Will does.
One of Kristol's problems is that he clearly doesn't believe half the things he writes. He is not a conservative but a neocon. I suspect that he's a Republican only because of Israel (like Krauthammer). So his views on other issues are forced. He has to pretend he cares about choice and low taxes because he is playing at being a conservative. All that pretending produces seriously bad columns, inept columns. Krauthammer's columns are crazy but his writing is fine because all the hate energizes him. He loves hating and it shows! Kristol isn't even a good hater.
The Times should fire him and hire Peggy Noonan.
She's a real conservative, the old-fashioned kind who actually endorses positions she thinks are best for America. She is not a neocon, nor is she one of those nativist paleoconservatives like Buchanan. I know that she believes that holy whales saved Elian Gonzalez -- but she really believes it. (Kristol endorses faith to keep the masses in line not because he feels it). Noonan is also not a hater (which is why she has been very open to Obama's candidacy). And her writing is terrific.
One more thing. The Times can use another woman.
But the main thing is that Noonan can write and she believes her own stuff. Not Kristol, the very definition of a hack.
Fire him, Pinch. Hire Noonan.

















Can we cc. the Sulzberger Memo's first order to all of Kristol's other employers?
Please?
June 24, 2008 11:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
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December 20, 2010 10:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
Judging from this article alone, a naive reader might think Rosenberg is pushing a hidden agenda... There's only the vaguest condemnation of Kristol, and three other "conservatives"... Noonan, Brooks, and even the indescribable Charles Krauthammer... come in for some very undeserved praise.
The whole distinction between neocons (bad!) and regular conservatives (sincere!) is completely bogus. The regular "conservatives" have never taken an interest is conserving anything except the bankrolls of their billionaire patrons, and their patron saint is the senile missile-rattler Ronald Reagan, who turned the previous 50 years of increasing prosperity for working class and middle class Americans into a feeding frenzy for bankers and oilmen.
The sweet little old lady Peggy Noonan that Rosenberg praises was an insider for Reagan's evisceration of unions and environmental law and the down-on-all-fours pig-out and destruction of the planet by oil barons. I happen to subscribe to James Hansens indictment of oil executives for crimes against humanity, and if that case ever makes it to court, I hope their many enablers like sweet old Peggy Noonan hang right along with the rest of the criminals.
June 24, 2008 11:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
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June 24, 2008 11:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Why because he does not see it your way?
Jacob is ok: Fiery, sincere, passionate and not likely to trade with the enemy.
I have to say, I like this post of yours better than the usual, even though I think that you got it all wrong as Jacob points out.
Peggy Noonan when GW Bush came to power famously predicted he was going to be a "great" president in the mould of Teddy Roosevelt. Yeah MJ she said it with a straight face too. On Larry King I think.
Krystol is Boring, but so are the rest. Brooks is seriously (morally) compromised as Sleeper points out. Dowd is an East Coast Irish Catholic misogynistic Bitch etc etc. The only one I like is Krugman.
June 25, 2008 1:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
Lot of crazy killas here today. I tend not to wish people dead because I disagree with them. I guess there still are some Stalinists on the left. Too bad.
June 25, 2008 7:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
I don't agree with the "hang" part either.
Not a stalinist. Far from it.
June 25, 2008 9:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
mold.....gee
June 25, 2008 9:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
I live west of Manhattan. This is a lot of inside baseball to me.
June 25, 2008 5:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
I live in Jersey too! Won't it be great once they build that second rail tunnel under the Hudson?
June 26, 2008 12:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
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June 25, 2008 7:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
My wife tells me she gauges my dislike for Republicans by which ones I want to punch in the nose if I ever meet them. I never wanted to punch Noonan in the nose, but as to Krauthammer and Kristol...!
June 25, 2008 7:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
I agree. The neocons are infinitely worse than the cons. The cons are patriots IN THEIR OWN way. Neoconservatives have little use for America.
June 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
I used to despise Ashcroft and assume his religious nuttery was a front (and an affront) that he cynically used to get & keep power.
I must admit that while I still don't much like Ashcroft, I've decided that he is sincere in his truly awful beliefs.
OTOH, Kristol & the other neocons are very much like Natanyahu -- whatever works to get them what they want, that's what they believe in. I think your distinction is real. Doesn't make me like Krauthammer any better. Whether sincere or not, he's just an appalling person.
June 25, 2008 12:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
I agree fire Kristol. But why replace him with another "conservative" opinion writer MJ? Aren't there sane writers out there to hire? Noonan is no better. Like I want to hear her pining for the "good old days of Ronald Reagan? I find them all (conservative pundits), including Brooks, to be intellectually dishonest. Some of the very conservative contributors to the op-ed pages are easier to take because the phoniness is so genuine and therefore easier to dismiss their silly rantings. For example Krauthammer...I kinda chuckle when I read him knowing not many people who matter (or in their right mind) put any stock in the hate he spews forth.
June 25, 2008 8:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Who needs Noonan? She's a nut. Didn't she get the vapours over Bush in his Commander Codpiece flightsuit and all crazed over L&O Thompson's manly smell?
June 25, 2008 9:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
Because, for better or worse, it's the William Safire Memorial Op-Ed Chair. While Safire was full of shit -- Prague meeting, anyone? -- he was generally readable. And he actually seemed to care that he was writing for the NYT.
The biggest problem with Kristol is that he doesn't care. He doesn't give a shit. It's just another sinecure, his interests are scattered elsewhere, and his columns are phoned in.
June 25, 2008 6:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
But they already have Brooks to occupy the Safire Chair if you want to look at it that way.
Kristol is just a partisan hack. He doesn't approach anything from a truly intellectual stand point. He just uses his chair at the NYT to further the interests of the GOP. I mean if the Times is gonna let Kristol be there why not let Howard Dean have a spot at the table? I don't say this to disparage Chairman Dean but his and Kristol's roles are no different for the parties they represent...just Kristol doesn't have the "official" title.
June 25, 2008 7:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Safire's "On Language" column was usually outstanding. Now if only he had put more of his fine words to better use...
June 26, 2008 12:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Global Warming is REAL. Oil Executives know/knew it was real.
James Hansen is no Stalinist.
Now here is an exercise in logic
If they knew that Global Warming is real yet they tried to hide it from the public and if Global Warming can destroy the planet are they NOT guilty of Crimes Against Humanity?
Seems to me MJ you take a pretty cavalier position on this serious matter
June 25, 2008 9:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
If the Liberals take over next year (Obama, Dean, and Palosi), can we call them 'neo-comms' (neo-communists)...
June 25, 2008 10:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
I don't know, can we call you a neo-idiot? If you had any knowlege of what you were speaking about, maybe you could spell 'Pelosi' correctly.
June 25, 2008 10:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
Is it Pelosi or Palosi or better yet, you're the idiot...
KarL Marx would be very disappointed in those claiming to be on the Left. It's more accurately the PHONEY LIBERAL and the PSEUDO LEFT. True Conservatives don't like neo-cons, like Bill Crystal Meth, either....or is that William Crystal (no relation to Billy Crystal the comedian)
June 25, 2008 8:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
And I've read Noonan, MJR, and I've never read such trite shit before. Kristol is full of shit, but at least it's a point of view, not just propagandist crap like Noonan's.
June 25, 2008 10:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
After reading a recent Kristol column, the one lambasting the 'baby Alex' ad because it's selfish to not go off to war when your country needs you, I went to my dictionary to look up schizophrenia. Why, you ask? Because Kristol opted not to go off to war (Nam) when his country needed him - which meant that he'd just called himself selfish.
Suspicions verified: Schizophrenia is a state characterized by the coexistence of contradictory or incompatible elements.
June 25, 2008 11:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
actually that's a pretty outdated definition. Check out the current definition:
Schizophrenia is an illness, Kristol is a plague.
June 25, 2008 12:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
I find Kristol amusing and entertaining. But then my wife points out that I also find Larry, Moe and Curly amusing and entertaining.
June 25, 2008 12:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
I find Kristol amusing and entertaining. But then my wife points out that I also find Larry, Moe and Curly amusing and entertaining.
June 25, 2008 12:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
I find it hard to believe that anyone with a brain considers Peggy Noonan to be worth reading. Didn't she publish a book about Sen. Clinton that consists of absolutely nothing but a series of hateful diatribes based on stories reported previously by actual journalists? I believe so. Didn't she also publish a book about Reagan, an habitual liar and fantasist, entitled 'When Character Counted'? I believe she did. Isn't it true that the only difference between Noonan and Goebbels is that Noonan doesn't speak German quite as well? I believe so.
June 25, 2008 12:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
When conservatives are having to split hairs between Bill Kristol and Peggy Noonan, it proves that they're in serious trouble. Noonan is certainly more readable and interesting than Bill Kristol, but that's simply a reflection of the fact that there are many small town dailies that wouldn't take Kristol on his writing alone; he is simply there because of who he is.
The NYT's op-ed page is getting to be such a desert that it doesn't really matter, though.
June 25, 2008 2:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Fire the Jew.
Hire the Gentile.
M.J., you are as predictable as flatulence after Oktoberfest.
And it was not whales, Mister Sloppy...the demented Ms. Noonan contended that youthful Elian was rescued by an elite corps of bible-believing dolphins.
But don't worry - they were New Testament dolphins, so you can spare them your wrath.
June 25, 2008 2:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
One of Kristol's problems is that he clearly doesn't believe half the things he writes. He is not a conservative but a neocon. I suspect that he's a Republican only because of Israel (like Krauthammer). So his views on other issues are forced. He has to pretend he cares about choice and low taxes because he is playing at being a conservative. All that pretending produces seriously bad columns, inept columns. Krauthammer's columns are crazy but his writing is fine because all the hate energizes him. He loves hating and it shows! Kristol isn't even a good hater.
EXACTLY. If you've ever seen Kristol speak on social conservative issues, you'd see from his body language that you're 100% right. With Krauthammer it's even more obvious, since when it comes to social conservative issues, he's true enough to himself to call it like it is (example: evolution).
Krauthammer's CLEARLY a hater. It's so bad I almost can't watch him on TV when anything Middle East is discussed.
This is one of the best paragraphs I've ever seen written on these two.
June 25, 2008 3:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Kristol's picture on the Times columnist page says it all: "Please pretend to believe me even though we both know I'm full of shit!" Puppy-dog eyes and a huckster's smarmy grin.
June 25, 2008 7:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks, Tony. Imagine how hard it must be for these guys to pretend they agree with the Christian right when, in their hearts, they know Kluxers when they see them!
Krauthammer is an amazing hater. I don't think anyone else ever had anything bad to say about Christopher Reeve. Kraut said he was a bad guy because he gave people "false hope."
Among the many thing Krautman hates, hope ranks high.
June 25, 2008 3:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, clearly Krautman (I like that, by the way) has some internal issues he needs to deal with. Usually with him the hate intensity drops when the issue becomes something else other than Middle East issues, but the Reeve comment he made because he was hit close to home due to his personal situation, and the whole episode showed his intense bitterness over his situation. It was disgusting. It's also telling that his intensity level seriously drops when he's not talking about Israel or Iraq.
As an agnostic tending towards atheism, with a father who's a fundie minister, I absolutely cringed when Noonan made her comment over the dolphins. And you're right. SHE BELIEVED IT. Almost freaked me out. Even my father isn't THAT bad.
One standard conservative that I would add to the list of fakers is Bill Bennett. Clearly in it for the money. With him the lack of emotion is the telling trait -- he's going through the motions.
Ann Coulter I also think is in it for the pay, but she's also batshit crazy, and starved for attention. These three things work together to make her one foul person. I once saw her in a restaurant across the street from the Heritage Foundation, and she sat there at the bar chain smoking cigarettes for two hours. Not for more than thirty seconds did she go without a lit cig in her hands. She became impatient when her drink was empty, and the bartender wasn't on it pronto. Her old age will be bitter, to say the least.
June 25, 2008 3:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wow. Coulter sounds scary. On the other hand, Noonan looks terrific.
You are right. Bennett is another fake. Big drinker, big gambler...fake, fake, fake. It's all for the money.
I guess I have a warm spot for Noonan ever since she wrote the Reagan speech on D-Day. Krautman and Kristol could never come close because they have no empathy for this country.
Podhoretz said, "the American Civil War is as remote for me as the War of The Roses."
For the neocons, America is just an arsenal to supply boys and arms for imperial warfare.
June 25, 2008 4:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
and girls too
June 25, 2008 4:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Let me get this straight - you recommend Petty Noonan because she is actually insane not just pretending like Kristol?
Dude.
June 25, 2008 4:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
No. But that's funny.
I recommend her b/c she is a good writer. If the NYT wants another conservative, as they clearly do, let it be a good writer and a conservative not the abortion of conservatism called neocon.
June 25, 2008 4:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
O I cannot stand Kristol - don't get me wrong. I just know how popular Noonan is with WSJ readers. The ones I know always skip Nooners cause everyone knows she wack.
But differing critic differ. ;)
June 25, 2008 4:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's all relative. Noonan at least identifies and sympathizes with the kids who die in these damn wars. Kristol and the Krautman think that their deaths are just the price that must be paid for empire!
June 25, 2008 4:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Noonan is the poet whose commentary almost always does not pass the test of logic or history. She definitely writes from the heart and not the head...and that, I suppose, is why people fell for the actor who impersonated a President using her words. The problem with the conservative side of the NYT Op-Ed page is that the standard-bearer is Wm Safire, who, too, was a propagandist non-pareil, full of public-relations-based sound & fury who was never held accountable for being so wrong so much of the time. He was also a shill for the Likudnik school of politics. The conservative brand has been soiled by the neo-cons; nobody knows what a conservative is anymore. Hitchens maybe?
June 25, 2008 5:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't mind if Sulzberger fires Kristol or not. I don't waste my time reading him, however. I tried quite a few times -- a total waste of time.
June 25, 2008 5:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
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June 25, 2008 5:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Brooks is an example of a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing. Why get exercised over Kristol? Just read around him, head for the obituaries. They are much more interesting and informative, and yes, often inspiring. Kinda sad that the dead informs us more than the living. While they are at it, get rid of most of the columnists, retain Dowd, get Frank Rich back on the Op Ed and say goodbye to Freidman.
As for the Wall Street Journal, it has never been the same since Alexander Cockburn was the in house liberal. I loved his columns. Noonan is dreadful. I wish she would retire.
June 25, 2008 8:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
I essentially agree with your idea ...
Ideally, there should be reasoned discussion from a variety of views. Unfortunately, it doesn't appear that Sulzberger values reasoned discussion - because he hires columnists to be party advocates.
Columnists don't discuss any longer, they spin for their party.
Unfortunate.
I wouldn't expect better from Sulzberger.
Also unfortunate.
June 25, 2008 11:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Unfortunately, it doesn't appear that Sulzberger values reasoned discussion - because he hires columnists to be party advocates.
No, he hires according to how hard he's lobbied, and who convinces him will bring home the bacon. Ultimately, Sulzberger is a weak-willed corporatist.
Unfortunately for him, sanity is slowly returning to the US, but he'll shepherd the Grey Lady to the altar with the Post, or at least attempt a blushing imitation.
Then, of course, Murdoch will eventually shuffle off this mortal coil, the US will goggle our heads like cartoons and wake from his weird, hypnotic power grab, and new media will have sneaked in through the back door.
June 26, 2008 11:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
The son of A.M. Rosenthal hires the son of his dad's friend Irving Kristol ... this wasn't a question of being lobbied hard or being weak willed.
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