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Booby Prize

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When John McCain does public policy, it's not a pretty sight. Children run and hide under the bed. Women play "Gloomy Sunday" on the old Victrola. Strong men look down and spit on the ground. John is tackling the growing scarcity of fossil fuels and global warming that could exterminate the human race. What's the answer? A prize for a better car battery.

Prizes can be good, as a substitute for patents and copyrights. In return for a prize, a discovery could be put in the public domain for use by all, as that Dean Baker person has explained. Not quite that much thought has gone into the McCain idea, however.

The rights to a revolutionary car battery would be worth quite a bit more than $300 million. It's not clear whether the prize is supposed to purchase rights to the invention. Methinks not. Too much like socialism. If it is supposed to be compensation, it has to be too low. If not, it's not enough to make enough of a difference.

We should be spending a lot more for R&D, not least in the energy field. One problem is finding people to do the R&D. (I'm sorry to sound like George Bush, lecturing simpletons.) We need more scientists, which means helping kids get into and through college to become scientists. With JMC's tax cuts on top of those from G. Bush, there won't be much money for that sort of thing. In fact, earmarks finance some R&D, along with junky stuff. The anti-pork fanatics tend not be distinguish between useful public spending and the other kind, I would say because they really are against all of it.

Private companies only have an incentive to spend for R&D whose profits they can realize. Basic discoveries that can't be privatized tend to be neglected. College is getting less affordable. The smartest kids who do go to college are disproportionately attracted to professions paying the biggest bucks -- in finance, medicine, and law. Anyone waiting for JMC and/or the market to address public needs will be waiting forever.

cindy.jpgIn my own case, I am working on Maria 2.0. You can see the picture of my prototype. You can be sure I will be keeping all the, uh, benefits for myself. So the incentives in this case are properly lined up.


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Uh, why would you start Maria at that age? Or, Great Rotwang, will it age backwards? That would be genius!

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I hate to break the bad news. There are new improved models already available. Maria is obsolete before you even finish her.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize she was already finished.

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Shame on me. I was already to post something that isn't snark - a momentous occasion.

The problem with McCain's prize idea is that big national, if not global problems need big efforts to find solutions. Back in the 1930's our country faced a European aviation industry that was poised to wipe the floor with the US aviation industry. War was a looming possibility, so the problem extended far beyond mere corporate profits.

The response was to form NACA, the national advisory committee for aeronautics. That very soon became a basic research organization devoted to gaining the upper hand for US aviation interests. It succeeded beyond the wildest dreams.

NACA didn't just work to develop the ultimate flying machine. The, instead, did the nitty gritty basic research in aeronautics that enabled US corporations to design the ultimate flying machines.

We now need at least a National Advisory Committee for Energy - NACE, or better still, an International Advisory Committee for Energy - IACE, to do the nitty gritty basic research that someone has to do to find orders of magnitude improvements in electric batteries, nuclear reactors, carbon capturing coal burning power plants, etc. I would applaud if Obama were to propose such a step.

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Please stop picking on McCain. It's not fair. You know that in any battle of wits he comes lightly armed.

Actually we have a lot of good scientists, and technicians too. The problem is that they are either (1) working for some killer Pentagon outfit or (2) scrambling for peanuts from a civilian firm, in competition with a 1-B watchamaycallit from the far east.

And why are you always working on fembots when there are so many luscious flesh-and-blood ones walking around? Jeeez. You could find a nice Russian woman on the web and devote your lab time to car batteries, or oil pumps.

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I want someone to invent a politically sophisticated voter.

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Probably anyone politically sophisticated, like C.A. Rotwang for example, would not find anyone worthy of his vote.

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I always manage to find somebody less unworthy than the alternative.

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Who cares!

You're a fiction -- and for all that insufficiently Dada-esque.

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You sure know how to hurt.

Hurt me some more.

Check out the new John McCain parody “Hot Headed” on Parody & Son at:
http://parodyandson.blogspot.com
or on YouTube at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Dhxu-6l98

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Is anyone other than C.A. Rotwang permitted to post on the front page under a handle?

I eagerly await the Roddenberry-esque technology that will allow for cost-free, eco-friendly humvee driving and no lifestyle changes. Meanwhile, I'd settle for more human-scale design of our habitat and nifty collective transport solutions.

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