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Krauthammer's Brilliant Advice to McCain!

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I have to recant. I'm always saying mean things about Charles Krauthammer. I admit it. It's just that ever since he interrupted our Yom Kippur synagogue service by bellowing at the rabbi for endorsing the concept of peace, I have thought him to be utterly unhinged.

No more. In today's Washington Post, he has advice for John McCain that is, as everybody says these days, "spot on."

In a column titled, "Make the Election About Iraq," Krauthammer urges his candidate to stake his whole candidacy on the utter rightness of the Iraq war. Krauthammer says that for McCain to run away from the sterling success of the war would make mean he is unfit to be President.

"McCain's case is not hard to make. Iraq is a three-front war -- against Sunni al-Qaeda, against Shiite militias and against Iranian hegemony -- and we are winning on every front:"

Obama and the Democrats don't understand that, he writes. They want to begin withdrawing and they pledge no more Iraqs (not even in Iran!).

Their position is "so utterly untenable that John McCain must seize the opportunity and, contrary to conventional wisdom, make the Iraq war the central winning plank of his campaign."

I absolutely agree with McCain. Please, Senator, listen to Krauthammer, Kristol and the other neocons. Make this campaign about Iraq.

It is indeed a winning plank!


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McCain should also talk about Bushs' successful economic strategy and the success of abstinence only education. Plus, McCain could mention how $5 a gallon gas will help the enviroment all these are winning issues for the republicans.

McCain should follow the K advice to the letter and also, he should be to remind everyone how wonderful families are doing with gas prices so high that they have the wonderful luxury of a choice between food for their kids, educational activities for them OR gas to get dear old Dad and Mom to work. That is another real Bush legacy winner for McCain. McCain ought to stick with GW as the say in East Texas, "as close as six on seven." Of course we all know what a BSer Krauthammer has always been. Poor thing is 'whistling in the dark' but I know McCain is only too happy to follow this neocon's tried and true advice.

I forgot to mention McCain should also talk about privatizing social security and saving all the Terri Schiavos, if McCain would just embrace the last 8 years he would be leading in all polls.

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Also, we need more Lieberman, especially in radio ads.

And no matter what anybody tells you, you look good in lime green.

Don't limit Lieberman to radio. His schoolmarmish voice is most effective on video with his schoolmarmish face to back it up.

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Lieberman's voice was compared to a grease stain on a satin blouse.

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And cowbells. You'll be wanting more cowbells.

Can't beleieve I forgot Lieberman, McCain and Lieberman are off the charts when it comes to charisma. Lieberman as VP would probably ensure McCain of winning at least 49 states.

I think you might mean 49 votes. All their family members.

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Charles Krauthammer needs a psychiatrist.

Physician, heal thyself.

There's enough material there for an entire conference!

The Iraqi's may not want the US to achieve 'victory', there is even talk that they just want the troops to go home-!

see: Will the Iraqi Government Destroy Half of McCain's Campaign? link

Mysterious things happen between Krauthammer's ears.

Krauty advising McCain is like Curly advising Larry.

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I remember the story about Krauthammer standing up and yelling at the rabbi in the middle of the Yom Kippur service. How embarrassing for his family and friends? I thought he might be rabid then, but this latest advise demonstrates conclusively he is around the bend. Somebody needs to check his meds.

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Actually, it was more humiliating for all those wusses in the audience too frightened* to open their mouths and shut him up.

* Oh well; maybe they were just startled into silence.

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Can Krauthammer stand up? I thought he was paralyzed.

He stood up to his religious leader, didn't he? The one thing Rosenberg never tells us is what he was doing while Krauthammer was rebuking his Rabbi. I can imagine. It's one thing to take cheap shots at a man here, quite another to confront him in public. That takes guts.

Sometimes I think Rosenberg relates that story over and over just to make Obama look bad by comparison. Or maybe he just doesn't realize it does that.

what? you make no sense at all.

He knows that. Not making sense is his schtick.

Billy Glad - Do you fight with every lunatic making a scene in public places? You must be fun to travel on the Subway with....

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I haven't read Krauthammer, but Americans would like nothing better than to be told that the Iraq adventure has been successful, that their innate goodness has been rewarded, and that their(?) sacrifices have borne fruit.

If the violence stays at today's level, if the Iraqi election, whether or not postponed, seems likely to go forward, peacefully, if a US-Iraq agreement gets approved, McCain can pound away and he might just turn out looking like Santa Claus.

As usual, MJ's scoping out the rear view mirror and readying himself (and our party) to drive over a cliff.

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That is an awful lot of "ifs."

I heard on the way to the office that Maliki has said Bush's proposed status of force agreement is completely unacceptable. He insists that Iraq is not going to give up nearly as much as Bush demands. That means we will not have any legal authority to remain in Iraq after December.

It *is* completely unacceptable:

* Grant the U.S. long-term rights to maintain as many military bases as it wants — 58 according to some accounts, compared to the present 30 — and where it wants them.

* Allow the U.S. to conduct military strikes against Iran and any other country without the permission of the Iraqi government.

* Allow the U.S. to determine if a hostile act from another country is aggression against Iraq.

* Allow U.S. forces to arrest any Iraqi for any reason without consulting local authorities.

* Grant immunity from Iraqi law to U.S. troops and contractors.

* Place the Iraqi Defense, Interior and National Security ministries under U.S. supervision for 10 years.

* Give the U.S. responsibility for Iraqi armament contracts for 10 years.

Why don't "we" just go ahead and start calling it an occupation? Oh, that's right, because that would leave out the part about how "we" get the oil.

That's the royal "we", BTW.

I don't know where those dudes get off thinking that they can spend our money that way.

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Right, Ellen. On to Iran.

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Ellen says;

"I haven't read Krauthammer, but Americans would like nothing better than to be told that the Iraq adventure has been successful, that their innate goodness has been rewarded, and that their(?) sacrifices have borne fruit."

And I would like nothing better than a week on Tahiti with a 40 year old Sophia Loren.
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Ellen says:

"If the violence stays at today's level, if the Iraqi election, whether or not postponed, seems likely to go forward, peacefully, if a US-Iraq agreement gets approved, McCain can pound away and he might just turn out looking like Santa Claus."

Ellen, I imagine the Bush gang can tape together some combination of the things you mention, but it will be a Potemkin Village.

And remember; Santa isn't real.

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to drive over a cliff.

I hope it would not be ungallant of me to point out that over time, you have demonstrated a markedly pessimistic tilt (how many times have I lamented your perfectly reasoned interrment of my Obamanoid hopes...).

That said, I think it safe that no more than one out of three, at best, of your hypotheticals will bear out.

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I thought Santa was real. Who was that cute jolly guy that came down my chimney last December?

OMG! I gave him a cookie!

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And I've been holding my pessimism in strict check!

I'm not yet convinced the economy is going to be "the issue." And too, Republican tax cuts don't look that much different from Democratic tax rebates.

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"Tax rebates" as per progressive Democrat Jared Bernstein for as far as the eye can see.

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I left the following comment earlier in the hope that Charles might see it:

Mr. Krauthammer - when will there have been enough bloodshed for you? Thousands of soldiers and hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis killed, millions displaced. Trillions wasted on the occupation of a third-rate military power that never attacked us. You, sir, supported this war from the beginning, and have made good money writing and talking about it. Have you sent any of that money to the families of the soldiers and innocent Iraqis you helped kill? Just askin' ....

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Krauthammer still calls himself a psychiatrists and spouts a lot of nonsense on that topic, even though he hasn't had a medical license in 25 years (I checked). It's hame that pundits aren't licensed, although that probably wouldn't stop him from shooting off his mouth in print, either.

I gather that somehow, few inside the DC bubble are aware of this, but the fact is that sometime in 2005, the vast majority of Americans out here in the hinterlands gave up on Iraq. Accepted that it was a lost cause. Tuned it out. In the process, tuned out its increasingly despised Decider. Republicans and scaredy-Dems can warble on all they want about the success of the "Surge" and how we're winning, but they've long since decisively lost the battle of public opinion. Most Americans, sick of baby-sitting a distant powder keg that turns American soldiers and Iraqi civilians into hamburger every day, have moved on. They can't be persuaded in the rightness of our purposeless fight. They've made up their minds.

Beats running on social security privatization or the economy or health care

If the violence stays at today's level, if the Iraqi election, whether or not postponed, seems likely to go forward, peacefully, if a US-Iraq agreement gets approved, McCain can pound away and he might just turn out looking like Santa Claus.

And IF I bet on 33 at roulette, and IF the ball doesn't roll onto 1, and IF the ball doesn't roll on 2.....and IF the ball doesnt roll on 32......THEN I WIN!

Damn, so easy! I need to play more roulette.

Somebody tell Ellen....I served with Santa Claus, I knew Santa Claus, Santa Claus was a friend of mine, Senator McCain is no Santa Claus!

Sorry, you forgot about 0 and 00.

Hey McCain, we're not "(your) friends" so do us all a favour and go reclaim your spot on the balcony of the muppet show.

It is indeed a winning plank. And a man walking the winning plank needs a special group of friends walking with him. Take at look at this article at truthdig.com by Elliot Cohen --
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080612_john_mccains_chilling_project_for_america/
Here's the lede:
"John McCain has long been a major player in a radical militaristic group driven by an ideology of global expansionism and dominance attained through perpetual, pre-emptive, unilateral, multiple wars. Over its two terms, the George W. Bush administration has planted the seeds for this geopolitical master plan, and now appears to be counting on the McCain administration, if one comes to power, to nurture it."

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Wow, I knew there was a reason the Post kept Krauthammer on; the man is a strategic genius. Only he forgot one thing that's an absolute slam-dunk for November: McCain should promise permanent wiretaps on every phone in America.

Long live the GOP!

Watch out what you wish for, Rosenberg. You might get it. McCain is a war lover, and war talk energizes him. In a political world of images and brands, a vigorous McCain, running on a promise of victory in the Middle East -- however he can persuade people to understand victory -- could do better than he has any right to expect right now. As Antaeus derived his strength from the earth, McCain derives his strength from war. Better to lift him up out of the war and strangle him with domestic issues.

Yup. There's a bad psychological energy with McCain & the War. Somehow, even though it was nuts to go, nuts to stay, I find McCain's own "tortured in Vietnam" story gets wired into how he - and the media & a lot of the public - see/feel Iraq. It's sad, and sick perhaps, but anytime McCain hits his war notes, you can feel the question rumbling inside.... "Are you gonna leave Americans... and freedom-loving Iraqis.... behind, to be tortured in Iraq?" And there's a whole lot of deep human, and more recent cultural gut feeling that wants to say, "No. I won't allow that."

Get McCain off the war... and onto the gas pumps.

Krauthammer and William "The Bloody" Kristol: the finest comically, chronically WRONG pundit tag team evah!

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Please, Senator, listen to Krauthammer, Kristol and the other neocons.  Make this campaign about Iraq.  It is indeed a winning plank!

I'm gonna love watching him walk that plank!

The sharks are circling!

"The one thing Rosenberg never tells us is what he was doing while Krauthammer was rebuking his Rabbi. I can imagine. It's one thing to take cheap shots at a man here, quite another to confront him in public. That takes guts."

Right on! Personally, I always stand up to air political disagreements with the priest during mass--it's what makes Krauthammer's behavior so completely appropriate!

"If the violence stays at today's level, if the Iraqi election, whether or not postponed, seems likely to go forward, peacefully, if a US-Iraq agreement gets approved, McCain can pound away and he might just turn out looking like Santa Claus.
As usual, MJ's scoping out the rear view mirror and readying himself (and our party) to drive over a cliff."

Totally! This is a totally winning issue, because not hearing anything about Iraq (cause we aren't) and winning in Iraq are the same thing! So all McCain has to do is talk about how great Iraq is going without reminding us of Iraq. So easy, I feel like we can pretty much already declare victory. Mission Accomplished!

If Krauthammer had done it our temple, a few hundred people would have volunteered to wheel him to his car, right then! And I'm not afraid of disagreeing with or yelling at someone in a wheel chair. I had a son in a wheel chair and know that the disability community is full of the same types of good & bad, smart and stupid, conniving and honest, lovable nd repulsive people as the non-disabled. No reason not to yell at someone in a wheel chair if that person's being a jerk (which Krauthammer is pretty much all of the time).

You have more guts than Rosenberg. It's hard to believe he didn't defend his Rabbi, isn't it? Where's the "I stood up and told Krauthammer to shut up?"

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Chuck Krauthanger is a brilliant strategist, and this is a magnificent strategy. Please, Senator McCain, listen to your friend, Mr. Klotheshamper: make this election entirely about Iraq!

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When I finishing reading one of Krauthammer's columns, I inevitably ask myself how one man can have so much love in his heart.

No heart.

He donated his to Cheney.

And it's right there, in a jar on his desk...

There's hope for Cheney and Krauthammer after all. Scientists have figured out how to revive dead rat hearts.

"CHICAGO (Reuters) - U.S. researchers say they have coaxed hearts from dead rats to beat again in the laboratory and said the discovery may one day lead to customized organ transplants for people. "The hope would be we could generate an organ that matched your body," said Doris Taylor of the University of Minnesota Center for Cardiovascular Repair."

So there's hope that Cheney and Krauthammer will get hearts someday. Even a rat's heart is better than none.

I can tell you that recellularizing rodent hearts is only the beginning. The import of this has not yet been felt. I've seen some of the stuff they're working on in that lab, and it's going to be an interesting future a decade or so out.

And when I humorously suggested to Dr. Taylor that finding stem cells to be a cure for male pattern baldness would lead to their being in the water supply within a month, she laughed heartily.

btw. male pattern baldness does NOT require a "cure." it's genetic, with a strong correlation to above-average levels of testosterone, niacin and good taste in music. serious scientists are working as we speak (well, more like they went home at 7:00, but they'll be back Monday) on techniques (possibly using derivatives) to SPREAD MPB - through the water supply if possible, through TPM if necessary.

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I borrowed this. Hope you don't mind.

lemme get this straight. you borrowed a dead rat's heart. which was intended for dick cheney. who already has krauthammer's heart sitting in a jar on his desk.

i'm damned sure there's an ethical issue in there somewhere.

"co-axed hearts from dead rats?" awesome.

next we can co-ax backbones, brains & all the other essential organs a political party needs.

if only i had a.....

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10 incher?

Sorry.

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10 incher

Doesn't everyone...?

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Um, no.

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Oh.

Never mind, then...

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funny, funny and more funny. Yes, let McCain make the election about Iraq. Oh, and he should be seen often with Bush and as many other neocons as possible. If he recruited Rummy to his team...and maybe Gonzales, too? Better yet, he can shout from the rooftops about how we best skip negotiations and rush into another war because of some more WMD's that don't even exist.

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Hmm. How 'bout "seen often with" Petraeus, ey boyo?

Iraq is a losing strategy for McCain, no matter what. Seriously, even here in NC, which is fairly conservative, a MAJORITY of people want us out of Iraq, even if it means declaring it a loss. To quote Rasmussen-

"Fifty-four percent (54%) of North Carolina voters say it’s more important to get the troops home from Iraq than it is to win the War. Forty percent (40%) take the opposite view and say victory is more important. These figures are similar to the national average."

I don't care if Santa Claus does show up, Americans want this war ended now. McCain will lose if he wraps himself up in the Iraq war. Hell, he's struggling now.

I think that is the good argument. If he can't convince people that we need to "win" in the ME and that Iraq and Iran are important to winning, he doesn't have a chance. If, in fact, people have already made up their minds about that, McCain doesn't have a chance. But wasn't there a poll recently that found that over half of those people who want us out of Iraq still trust McCain more than Obama to get us out? Whatever get us out could mean in that context.

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But wasn't there a poll recently that found that over half of those people who want us out of Iraq still trust McCain more than Obama to get us out?

I don't know. Why don't you check it out and report back to us !!!

Sure enough. There was. How do you explain that?

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That, too!

It's not just that we need a winning plank we need a clear decision on the number one issue facing this country today.

Yes I know, the Economy is Issue Number 1. CNN tells us so, but the economy will recover in a year, two, five?

The Iraq War will go on 100 years, figuratively if not literally, if this race isn't clearly decided on that basis.

This is a battle with the US War Party, not democrats v. republicans, and the NeoCons intend a comeback with a McCain win

This year it isn't the economy stupid

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Krauthammer wrote that because he knows about this:

Obama Iraq Advisers Clash at CNAS posted by Robert Dreyfuss on 06/12/2008 @ 11:52am

The Nation -- The battle for Barack Obama's mind on the issue of getting out of Iraq unfolded in public yesterday, as two members of his Iraq advisory task force presented conflicting versions of what to do about the Bush Administration's nation-wrecking program in that country.

http://www.thenation.com/blogs/dreyfuss/328987

You conveniently leave that news out of the picture, or don't know about it, so why should I trust your opinion on the Obama campaign smarts and potential on this issue? All you seem to do is boosterism, you don't ever seem to honestly analyze anything about Obama's campaign, every move he and they and him is always genius. I don't really believe that kind of approach is going to help him win the presidency, it might even hurt. If you really wanted him to win you'd do more honest criticism, make suggestions.

I am worried he doesn't have his Iraq policy presentation firmed up at this late date. McCain's going to continue with the bold statements and Obama's going to answer with "on the one hand, on the other hand"?

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Two guys who talk to Obama disagree. So what?

Actually, $5 a gallon gas would be good for the environment AND national security.

But back to McCain's platform--stressing a leaner, more efficient federal bureaucracy's performance, as reflected by the heck of a job Brownie did in New Orleans, would undoubtedly be a stake in the Dems. heart, so they should hammer on that incessantly.

It's also endearing when Lieberman corrects McCain on insignificant cultural issues like "what's a sunni and how is one different from a shi'ite. Even if McCain knows, he should fake it so voters can get that unbeatable Hope-Crosby vibe they emanate whenever they're together.

God, I just hope the GOP never sees this thread. We'll be toast!

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I am worried he doesn't have his Iraq policy presentation firmed up at this late date.

Of course you are worried. I bet you're also concerned.


I agree with the dunce, it's the best plank mcsame has. He should walk it

especially now, when the Iraqis are beginning to make it perfectly clear that we should GET THE FUCK OUT

mcsame should base his campaign on an issue that has less than 30% support in America, and even less support in Iraq

sounds like a good idea to swing some of those down-ticket races

67 votes in the Senate and impeachment for four unfit Supreme Court justices

make it happen, Mcsame

If only, but alas, there is no hope for a happy ending in Iraq. I guess you missed that the Iraqi government said no thanks to McBush about permanent bases in Iraq. The very dumbest thing that McSame has done is to affix his wagon to the Bush disasters of his administration, the economy, the war, and our country's lack of respect from so many nations in the world. Shows how poor the McCain judgment really is. Poor, poor McCain. He has sold his straight talk to the devil for a mess of pottage and he will never recover his good name. A really nice guy gone bad.

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