Obama and the American Jewish Vote
As a public service, I'm posting this blog entry in full by a friend of mine, Bernie Avishai who is a journalist living partly in Jerusalem, part-time in the U.S. His blog is: http://bernardavishai.blogspot.com/ He eloquently lays out a narrative about Barack Obama and an American dream:
"Tuesday, January 29, 2008 My Jewish Problem—And Ours In 1963, the young editor of Commentary, Norman Podhoretz, wrote a strangely confessional article (the first intimation of what, full-blown, would become his style), which he called “My Negro Problem—and Ours.” Its disquieting point, made the year of the March on Washington, was that too much hatred attached to race for integration ever to succeed. Podhoretz offered himself as evidence, confessing to the fear, envy and contempt with which he had grown up in Brooklyn under the siege of “Negro gangs.” Those streets still seemed to him world-historical ground: “There is a fight, they win and we retreat, half whimpering, half with bravado. My first nauseating experience with cowardice, and my first appalled realization that there are people in the world who do not seem to be afraid of anything, who act as though they have nothing to lose.” His solution was radical, and a little titillating, given his admitted weakness for blacks’ “physical grace”: racism could be ended only by mixed raced marriages, what was called (though not usually by people from the Upper West Side) ”miscegenation.” Ultimately, whites and blacks would pair off, have children, and raise up a new American type; “the Negro problem can be solved in this country in no other way.” Indeed, if his own daughter should wish “to marry one,” Podhoretz wrote, he would “rail and rave and rant and tear out my hair,” but then he would hope to have the “courage,” the manliness, to do his “duty” and offer his blessing. What then of the future of American Jews? Podhoretz wasn’t sure, but then he also wasn’t sure why he should be sure. “I think I know why the Jews once wished to survive, though I am less certain as to why we still do. They not only believed that God had given them no choice, but were tied to a memory of past glory and the dream of imminent redemption.” Podhoretz thought it unnecessary to add that educated American Jews did not think this way anymore. Except for the (quaint) Orthodox—or except in the metaphorical sense—Jews did not really believe they had commandments to perform. The categorical imperative was to get a degree."
"Indeed, Jews now had choices, not the least of which was how to make something interesting of Jewish origins once they had moved to Manhattan—to a world far removed from the Manichaean street fights of an immigrant childhood. This was a world where (as Podhoretz would put in his 1967 book, Making It) one might give orders rather than take them, have money rather than live in poverty, gain fame rather than die in obscurity. To call oneself a Jew was also a choice, of course. His childhood persecution—a tiny American token of the immense persecution just ended—made this somewhat daring and even cool. But was it really interesting being, as Jonathan Miller put it, Jewish? Simply to spite anti-Semites? What would hold the next generation of American Jews together if organized synagogue life felt vaguely faked; if, for all the differences, one could feel oneself in a shared culture with James Baldwin—who admitted, at least according to Podhoretz, that all blacks hated whites; if the Ethics of the Fathers seemed okay, but not quite up to Whitman? “In thinking about the Jews,” Podhoretz wrote, “I have often wondered whether their survival as a distinct group was worth the hair on the head of a single infant.” PODHORETZ HAS GROWN ashamed of his article, I bet, but I always thought it qualified as poignant—not, clearly, for his extrapolation from schoolyards to public policy, or his creepily sexualized panacea, or the histrionic way he grasped intermarriage. Rather, I was (and remain) impressed by the open-spirited way he questioned the future of American Jews, indeed, the way he unselfconsciously seemed to confuse American Jews with open-spiritedness itself. For the up-and-coming audience Podhoretz knew he was writing for, it was Jewish to be ill at ease, to be for the underdog and against phonies. As Lenny Bruce had it, Ray Charles was Jewish, Eddie Cantor was goyish, fruit salad was Jewish, lime Jell-O, goyish. Making sense of these distinctions made us tortured. Tortured was also cool. Was this Jewish culture? Well, it was culture made by Jews. We had Bernstein and Bellow. Roth had Bernstein and Bellow. As my late friend (and Podhoretz’s eventual foil), Dissent’s editor Irving Howe put it, American Jews lived on “the questions.” Israel, for its part, was providing something more like answers, something more resilient and demanding, rooted in Hebrew, there for the long haul if it could survive its siege. But for American Jews before 1967—whose Major Organizations had not yet turned Jerusalem into their Epcot Center—it was American liberalism that was the triumph. Israel’s victories were admired all the more because, after the European horrors, the country was seen as something that remained distantly valiant and progressive. The Weavers sang the songs of Jezreel Valley pioneers in a medley with anthems of Republican Spain. This made Israel a really Jewish state. And those of us who were younger, who came into our own in the Sixties, also took for granted this amorphous, self-critical enlightenment that Podhoretz took for granted. It fit with the natural defenses of classical liberalism we experienced at the university. We were citizens, there was a commonwealth: nobody had—as JS Mill had written—a monopoly on the truth. No book was sacred, but the right to interpret books was. The constitution was our real Torah, Justice Brandeis, our Rashi. Our parents loved Brandeis too, of course. They counted -steins and -bergs during the Nobel announcements; they circulated, half-conspiratorially, the real names of Jack Warner and Bennett Cerf. Which was fine with us. If Sandy Koufax wouldn’t pitch on Yom Kippur, then there wasn’t much we needed to add. Yet we, in contrast (or in spite), spoke also of Mill or Orwell or William James at the dinner table; we plotted a graduation somewhat more ambitious than the one our parents had planned for us. Some of us even thought to take our dream of civil society to, of all places, Israel, which Commentary’s articles by liberal young Israelis (e.g., Amos Elon) seemed to invite—but that’s another story. Most of all, I suppose, we loved the civil rights movement, for all the obvious reasons, and not because Rabbi Heschel marched with Martin Luther King. Few of us knew who Heschel was except for the fact that he marched with Dr. King. Podhoretz tried to tell us, in his 1963 article, that our “abstract commitment to the cause of Negro rights will not stand the test of a direct confrontation,” that Jews would flee to the suburbs, send their kids to private schools, etc. But here he was missing his own point. The civil rights movement was not something we did for “Negroes.” It was the very way we defined ourselves, defined the civil society we fervently saw ourselves helping to shape. Our problem was not—as Sophie Portnoy (the real spiritual guide of the neo-cons) had it—that Jews were at fault for being “too good.” Our hunger was to live in certain kind of America. It would be spacious enough for “the questions,” for a sense of tragedy, for self-criticism, for anomalies like us, free at last. I AM RECALLING Podhoretz’s article now because there is something about the current presidential election that is teasing out a moment of truth for American Jews much like the one that article once punctuated. Specifically, there is Barack Obama, whose personification of integration in this old liberal sense can’t help but make Jews question not only what they want, but who they are. It did not take long for the young Podhoretz to conclude that, instead of marrying African-Americans out of existence, it was simpler to push them around in ways that, as a child, he could not imagine doing. By the 1970s, his magazine was, among other things, challenging affirmative action and publishing tendentious articles about race and IQ, turning Stokely Carmichael and Ocean Hill-Brownsville into a new assault by Negro gangs. (I wrote about all of this at length in “Breaking Faith: Commentary and the American Jews,” Dissent, Spring 1981, from which some of these ruminations are borrowed.) Still, Podhoretz’s real breakthrough came, not when he reimagined blacks as more or less permanent adversaries, but when he reimagined Jews as a more or less permanent interest group—when he reimagined the old liberalism as a trendy behaviorism and argued that “Jewish interests” (protection of wealth, “support for Israel,” etc.) required nothing more than a common sense use of power. This may seem an academic point but its implications cut very close to the bone now. For what exactly do Jews (or all of us, really) mean by a society of choices? The liberalism we once knew assumed fallible citizens, skeptical of received wisdoms, struggling to come up with some common, provisionally defined good. Podhoretz assumed us to be atomized bundles of appetites, organized into “socialized” groups, getting what we can from a competition for inherently scarce goods (like money, power and fame). Old liberals were interested in rights; now we were right to have interests. Hannah Arendt once wrote that this behaviorism can’t be realistic, but it “can win.” More recently, Jon Stewart put things more sweetly when he told Chris Matthews that his world of power, interests, and manipulated perceptions (so much like the one Podhoretz embraced in 1970s), was “sad.” What’s the Jewish interest? I’ll leave that to Podhoretz and (the latest tough he’s attached himself to) Rudy Giuliani to tell Florida today. But what if this was always the wrong question? What if American Jews are not an interest group but restless, loosely connected citizens—curiously proud of (what Aharon Appelfeld calls) their “fate,” not Christian but not unChristian, no longer immigrants, educated and well-off, to be sure, but still not quite comfortable, looking to make sense of themselves in an evolving America? What if, by choosing, they show themselves who they are? THIS IS, PERHAPS, a very roundabout way of saying that Barack Obama got me with hello. Pretty much everything he’s said and done since he started his campaign makes me proud to have voted for him (by absentee ballot, from Jerusalem). But I would be less than honest if I did not explain why voting for him makes me feel like a Jew in America, and in Israel for that matter, in a way I haven’t felt for a very long time. I think of Obama’s candidacy a little like the way I think of my first vote for Pierre Trudeau in 1967, or the emergence of the European Union in my lifetime. It is a kind of show-me-don’t-tell-me proof that the essential premises of liberalism, which Jews have championed since 1848—by which they have defined themselves since Heine—are, well, true. I know there is something terribly uncool about this. I should, presumably, focus on the subtle differentiators of Obama’s policies, like Paul Krugman and the mandates. I would shrug off Obama’s attacks on anti-Semitism and at least take seriously that his church once honored Farrakhan, as Richard Cohen warns us. I would be skeptical about callowness, as Leon Wieseltier warns himself, plumping for the new McCain; I would, like Wieseltier, not be taken in by Obama’s suave, since Wieseltier (“I am myself not unsuave”) troubles to instruct us on “how much it accomplishes and how little.” I am old enough to know better, or certainly old enough to know how suave it is to show off that I know better. Indeed, if I weren’t uncool I would just focus on Obama’s political virtues, his detailed progressivism, his efforts to run without polarizing electors, his hundreds of thousands of donations, his courses on the constitution, his intellect, his story, his cadences. I would, like Andrew Sullivan, want to see his as the face of America, as we try to redeem America’s place in a dangerously small world. Since I live half my life in Israel, I would emphasize his evolving approach to Middle East peacemaking, his hint that we all know what the deal is, that it is time to get it, his reliance on foreign policy people who seem both realistic and fair, his even-handedness, his cosmopolitanism, his willingness to talk with all parties, his insistence that the Israeli-Palestinian bloodshed cannot be ignored any longer. But none of this gets at the big opportunity here. Imagine, by analogy, what it felt like for Frenchmen, a couple of generations after the Dreyfus Affair, to vote for Leon Blum in 1936. Don’t tell me that the only thing at stake was who was the most experienced Social Democrat to govern “on day one.” (And please, New Republic editors, if you are reading this, don’t respond that Blum had failed by 1938; Obama will have the first Congressional majority without Southern Democrats ever, not a tragic alliance with Communists following Stalin’s zig-zag line.) Anyway, to those of us who’ve been heartsick since the assassinations, the debasement of commercial television, the political triangulations, the vaguely reciprocal threats of creationism and hip-hop, Obama’s voice sounds just prophetic enough. Der mensch tracht und Gott lacht, my father used to say, “Men strive, God laughs.” Fair enough. But I have, I’m afraid, a dream."















Jo Ann
I do wish you could learn the art of the paragraph. It does help to organize ones argument.
But having said that I remember this piece by Podhoretz. At the time it did not seem racist to me, rather it was an essay about how he had become distrustful of blacks. Not that he was racist, but given his experience he was distrustful. This should have been the beginning of a discussion between two groups that distrusted each other not a manifesto on their differences . I accept that my initial reaction was incorrect given where he has gone since and how this essay is now interpreted.But it could have turned out differnently.
January 29, 2008 8:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
If you hit the link, Avishai's post has all its paragraphs separated.
January 30, 2008 9:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oy vez mear. Oy gevalt. Port Said.
This kvelling on Obama is just too much. You're the third Michael Landon sized Star of David wearer at TPMCafe to push the "Vote for Obama because he's Black and you'll feel great about yourself doing it" meme - along with the connotation that if you don't vote for Obama, then it's because he's Black and you have deep seated racism - like Norman Podhoretz.
I don't care for Obama. I see his "beyond partisanship" as straight from Joe Lieberman. I don't like his pandering to Republicans, whether it's in suggestions that Schwarzenegger is good on the environment or he'll put Republicans in his cabinet - because he doesn't want "Yes men." Strange that, in that he doesn't suggest putting Dennis Kucinich or Noam Chomsky in his cabinet - two people that would definitely not be "Yes men." I found disgusting his invoking the image of Reagan as some sort of unifying force in America when Reagan was the master of the racist "Southern Strategy" and turning groups against each. Reagan was also the master actor, pretending to care when that was the last thing he actually felt. This is the ideal Obama wants to emulate - the big con? Yeah, he's supposedly "clarified his words" but too much of what he says in page 1 manner seems to need page 14 clarification.
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I know there is something terribly uncool about this. I should, presumably, focus on the subtle differentiators of Obama’s policies, like Paul Krugman and the mandates.
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This was a cheap shot at people that don't get teary eyed at the sight of Obama and actually examine what he says and doesn't say. There's nothing cool about that other than they're not hot for Obama. It isn't the "subtle differentiators of Obama's policies" that are the concern. It's the veracity of the words and conviction behind them that are. Obama's words always seem to have either airy meanings lacking in substance or double meanings that can just as easily cut as well as sooth.
Isaac Singer wrote about false messiahs. Obama is running an identity campaign. We are to believe in him - believe that he will look out for our interests and concerns, though he often avoids stating how he will. I prefer to vote for a man or a woman for president rather than a messiah figure. Crown Heights has enough messiahs for me right now.
It's ironic that Trudeau is mentioned because I too voted for Trudeau that first time (actually voted "Trudeau" being in the TMR riding though living literally on the "other side of the tracks" from the upscale neighborhood, in CDN). At The Agonist I mentioned in a comment the parallel I saw between Trudeau and Obama. Trudeau was Pearson's Justice Minister and ran on the slogan of a "Just Society" - a rip off of Johnson's "Great Society" slogan. He was young and brilliant and a great speaker. He was French but could speak English without accent. He was Canada's Kennedy. He would bridge the divide that was Canada's "Two Solitudes."
Trudeau did none of those things. Rather than bring a "Just Society" Trudeau imposed martial law in an arrogant "Watch me!" move. He was Monsieur "Fuddle Duddle" with Cheneyesque profane disdain. The only justice Canada got from Trudeau was a kid named Justin. Look at Canada today. Is there a bridge between the divide?
Give me substance, not blind faith. I wish there was a better choice than the one between a DLC Democrat and a Joe Lieberman Democrat. But given that choice, I'd go with the known item rather than the faith based one.
January 29, 2008 10:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
Perhaps you mean "Oy, vey iz mir." (Oh, woe is me!)
Other than that, I share some of your reservations about Obama. This let's all get along stuff seems a bit out of place when dealing with those who want to eat your brains for lunch. I secretly pray that it is a ruse to enable him to carry forward a progressive agenda while marginalizing his opponents as ruthless partisans, since to oppose the newly unified aspirations of America, which Obama would claim to represent, would be such by definition.
If it were to work it would be devilishly clever, n'est-ce pas? A feller can dream, can't he?
On the other hand, and it may not be the left hand, there is Hillary. A more known quantity. The problem being that quantity is DLC, corporatist, free-trading, hawkish triangulation. Personally, I've had enough of that.
At this point I'd settle for a little bit of blind faith rather than the substance of what I know I don't want. I realize I might be disappointed by Obama, but I know I'll be disappointed by Hillary.
Oh, yeah, and paragraphs would help. A lot.
January 30, 2008 6:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
I second this motion: "Oh, yeah, and paragraphs would help. A lot."
January 30, 2008 10:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Not familiar with Trudeau's record or whether the comparison is valid. But there's something awfully nasty in your point of view here. What, is this upper west side inside baseball talk? If people actually choose a candidate so they can feel good about themselves, well, I don't know what. Is it impossible for one's political actions to involve feeling, inspiration, the gut, intuition without being parodied naive, PC, etc. Somehow, I am reminded of War and Peace and the differences between the true leaders and the bitter, brittle courtiers. We're not talking about blind faith or messiahs; if you hear that in Obama's words or his appeal, I think you're not listening, frankly.
January 29, 2008 11:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
I should add that this post is intended to be a reply to Mr. Anan's reply, not to the original article which my aging eyes refused to read completely.
January 30, 2008 9:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Jo-Ann, that wasn't up to the civilized discourse I expect from you. Yes, I'm aware that a certain Neocon (or, well, maybe we could sling around nastier words like fascist) was Judaism and made that, along with some kind of supposedly natural racism, into a confessional tale that allegedly justifies his horrible beliefs.
But what the heck does that have to do with others, including Jews, who might have preferred Edwards or Clinton? What might it have to do with others, including Jews, who did so hoping for a more progressive agenda than, some feel, Obama offers? And what does that have to do with all of us fending off similarly misleading narratives circulating among liberals but begging for a vote for a woman president?
I'm still undecided on who to vote for now that Edwards is quitting. I never thought I'd support Clinton, whose views on foreign policy remains at best inscrutable and whose record has lacked any signs of leadership. But I swear, one more pot shot or gush from Obama supporters here, and I'm just going to sit it out.
I posted a blog entry that vanished, begging for fewer campaign shills and more discussion of where the candidates stand, where their real vision lies, and what it will bring America. I've given up hoping for that level of discourse here. I don't know why I'm even commenting any further. I don't belong here. Let the gushers and the trolls fight it out. It's just not for me.
John
http://www.haberarts.com/
January 30, 2008 6:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
I hate to lose Obama a vote but I'll happily give you what you ask for.
Obama is head and shoulders above anyone the Democrats have put up in decades with the exception of Gore. And I admit I am delighted and proud that the most qualified candidate is an African-American. That makes me gush with happiness!
Also, arguing position papers when the candidates pretty much agree on everything is pointless. It's like analyzing a State of the Union message. The next Dem will do as much as he or she can, given our majorities in both houses on all the key issues. I wouldn't waste my time even reading these papers, once I know that they are committed to ending the war, health care, economic and labor rights, enviro, etc.
January 30, 2008 8:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
You've been posting here a very long time, John, and I'd hate to see you stop.
January 30, 2008 8:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Nah.
Of course I know I shouldn't take this as anything other than an expression of easy to understand annoyance.But I'll play it straight and make the obvious rejoinder that no politician is responsible for his or her supporters, never mind for their views :Fr. Coughlin was a prominent supporter of FDR in 32.
In 1960 I learned that some of my least socially acceptable friends had grudgingly gone to the polls and voted for JFK. When I reported that to a much more conventional friend he remarked , primly , "they don't weigh the votes , they count them".
If the one last vote that puts Hillary or Obama
over the top in November is cast by an anti- semitic, racist, sexist , pederast I'll welcome that vote. I may turn him in to the police too, but not until after he pulls the lever.
January 30, 2008 6:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
It will be interesting to see how many Latinos, Jewish people, non-African-American women, and White males will vote for Obama on Super Tuesday.
Given the undercurrents, it will also be interesting to see where the African-American vote can go, if there is perceived Latino, Jewish, White male, and feminist animous coming from Democrats/Progressives.
Obama gets 25% of the White male vote, trails Clinton by a 3 to 1 ratio with Latinos, and loses older women to Clinton. I haven't seen a breakdown of the Jewish vote. Given the hope that Obama raised, I wonder if a rejection by certain groups will send a more disturbing message about a "glass ceiling" in the Democratic Party. The recent antics of the Clinton campaign regarding race weren't helpful
Combine this perception with an openly hostile GOP, and there may be a sense of no place to go when voting as an Afrian-American is considered.
January 30, 2008 6:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
A thousand words just to say that Obama has a hello? Come on, there must be a better and more concise way to tell us that someone is smitten. In the political culture I grow up in, about 40 miles from Jerusalem, we treated politicians as everyday guys and looked into their agendas rather than their mythology.
January 30, 2008 6:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
And we still have the assurance that he is firmly on the side of Israel according to his letter to Ambassador Khalilzad written Jan. 22,2008. He urges that "The security counsel should clearly and unequivocally condemn the rocket attacks against Israel and make clear that Israel has the right to defend itself against such actions. If it cannot make these common sense points, I urge you to make ensure that it does not speak at all."
He also says in the letter, "All of us are concerned about the impact of the border crossings on Palestinian families. However, we have to understand why Israel is forced to do this. Gaza is governed by Hamas, a terrorist organization sworn to Israel's destruction, and Israeli civilians are being bombarded by rockets on almost a daily basis. This is unacceptable and Israel has a right to respond while seeking to minimize any impact on civilians."
It appears that those Jews who fear Obama will not wholeheartedly support Israel and condemn Hamas as a terrorist group do not have to worry that the U.S. policy will not be continued in his administration.
January 30, 2008 7:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
This might explain Podhoretz's affectioin for bombing people and sending others to war.......his warped way of vicariously paying back all those black gangs that beat him up and made him feel cowardly.
Thank your stars he never became a cop.
January 30, 2008 9:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
If you ever get a chance, check out Norman Podhoretz's book Ex-Friends; his autobiographical account of his soured relationships with Allen Ginsberg, Hannah Arendt, Norman Mailer and others. It's an oddly amusing little book, throughout which I couldn't help but keep picturing Podhoretz as the cringeworthy Steven Carrell character from The Office.
January 30, 2008 10:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
On the one had, like the writer, I love everything that Obama represents. I love the movement that support Obama. On Obama, I am one of those on the left who like not-really-a-leftist Krugman is worried that Obama is just a little too clever by a half when it comes to both the oh so moderated details of his domestic policy (e.g., health care, stimulus, etc.) and the limits of bipartisanship/one-america happy talk.
In his favor, of course Obama, really is (talking) more progressive then Clinton on foreign affairs/war.
Today, with Edwards out, I am a Obama leaner over Clinton (and an any Dem over any Repug), as much for Clinton negatives (too conservative on foreign policy/war, DLC corporatism, dirty politics, fatigue)... but not as much as I would like to be. I am not Obama-maniac. Those who are, will be disappointed.
January 30, 2008 11:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Because I tend to focus on the Israeli media so much, I've been struck by the amount of pro and con arguments over Obama vs Clinton there by American Jews and even by Israelis. Perhaps because American Israeli expats can vote in elections here, the back and forth is understandable.
Oddly enough, it was a Jan 12 OpEd by Yossi Sarid that caused me to blow my cool...so to speak. Sarid is inspired by the possibility of an Obama win, but more than that, it's "America's beautiful faces" that give him hope:
"We do not always need to look toward America to set an example. It has 70 faces and some should best be suppressed. America is not here and it would be better to take less from it, the New World, and more from the Old Continent.
But the primaries actually reveal America's beautiful faces, which would do us well, too: First, it is becoming apparent that big money is not always the answer for everything. Affluent candidates, the favored offspring of the wealthy, are not the ones who are always winning. There are more and more cases indicating that candidates without deep pockets, who collect their contributions from small change, still have a fair chance. And this is very nice and encouraging: The right to decide is not only reserved for the wealthy. We wish the same to be true for you - America is saying to the entire democratic world, and to Israel, too."
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/944032.html
While Edward's supporters are understandably torn, this Edward's backer isn't:
"Hours after former Senator John Edwards announced his exit from the presidential race, one of his most prominent Jewish fundraisers is backing Senator Barack Obama, the Forward has exclusively learned.
Speaking this morning, Fort Lauderdale lawyer Mitchell Berger said the decision had been an easy one.
“They are the two candidate who represent real change,” Berger said. “I will be supporting Barack Obama.” In 2004, Berger was the national finance co-chairman of Senator Joseph Lieberman’s failed presidential bid. He said that he has heard from a number of fellow Edwards supporters by phone and email today and, after reeling off a half-dozen names of fellow donors who had joined the Obama campaign, predicted the “vast majority” of Edwards’s supporters would follow suit."
http://www.forward.com/articles/12555/
January 30, 2008 1:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Jo-Ann,
Let me start with an apology. But this is absolutely ridiculous. I know you're just recalling the Podhoretz article but it's not worth even that. It's ridiculous on its face and belongs in the scrap heap next to phrenology.
All of your generlizations after words, which I realize weren't quite declarations, are just beneath you.
I read this and was thinking maybe I typed the URL incorrectly and had stumbled onto a TPM spoof site. But then, this is so beyond the pale bad that it doesn't even serve to spoof anything that's ever happened on this page.
I like you.
But that post sucked.
Su-ucked.
For today you are the Ayatollah of Suckola.
But I know you'll do better next time.
thosethingswesay.blogspot.com
January 30, 2008 2:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
"phrenology", hahahahahaha, good one. :-)
January 30, 2008 2:31 PM | Reply | Permalink