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In Which I Finally Offer My Long-Gestating Opinion on the "Free Scooter Now" Campaign

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Liberal bloggers are complaining that Scooter came in and trashed the place. But what these fever-swamp denizens fail to understand is that it's Scooter's place.

-- Hey, that was easy! Can I have a twice-a-week spot on the op-ed pages of the Washington Post now?


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I have no idea what you're trying to say - please explain. This cryptic note to insiders is?
Or " Sorry Rik, you're too dense to be reading this".
Either way, you leave me confused.
Or say "I pity the fool".

Michael,

I'm sorry but you're too concise to opine for the Washington Post or any major daily.

Remember, if you can express a thought in 2 sentences, you can express that same thought in 750 words.

Otherwise the JC Penney underwear ads don't fit on the page right.

thosethingswesay.blogspot.com

I think you're too wordy...

Evict the little prick and turn him out to trick.

Alphonse ( Al ) Kada
Iranians are fighting the Americans in Iraq so they don't have to fight them on the streets of Tehran

Sorry about that! The implicit referent is David Broder's (in)famous line on the Constitutional Crisis that was Monica Lewinsky: "He came in here and he trashed the place, and it's not his place." (Sally Quinn, "In Washington, That Letdown Feeling," Washington Post, November 2, 1998.)

In other words: Clinton, oral sex -- profoundly important. Official Washington is shaken to the core. Scooter, Plame, uranium, Niger, Iraq -- not important. Time to move on.

Even with the explanation I don't get it.  Must just have been a joke he couldn't resist making. Oh, well, that's blogging for you.

John 

http://www.haberarts.com/

Ah, geez, if I didn't understand the punch line, does that mean I lose my membership to the fever-swamp denizens club?

Guess my complimentary snark period is up.

Can I have a twice-a-week spot on the op-ed pages of the Washington Post now?

You would have to lose the beard and change your name to "Broob" or "Beer."

Maybe if you stuck to architecture.

Now that is some well gestated snark.

Personally I thought it was pretty darn funny. And I bet that neither Quinn nor Broder would get it.

sPh

I think just a bowtie and a subscription to WorldNetDaily along with, of course, some purloined invitations to the DC cocktail circuit parties where the weenies are the very best.

You've been actually reading Dean Broder's matriculations, I see. Attempting to analyze them is where the madness gestates.

Can I have a twice-a-week spot on the op-ed pages of the Washington Post now?

Dude, if you did, I'd un-cancel my dead tree Post subscription. Which I canceled last month.

DC has the finest weenies. Just read the Post's op-ed page. Broder, Krauthammer, Cohen, Ignatius, Hiatt; Joe Lieberman even checks in monthly.

You don't get any weenier than that.

You still have one more test before getting the assignment.

Demonstrate that you can defend Scooter while simultaneously believing that:
"The judgment is harsher in Washington. We don't like being lied to."

.. ah, and binocular vision is a requirement as well - that's not an issue is it?

Fine, tiny little weenies all.

-- Hey, that was easy! Can I have a twice-a-week spot on the op-ed pages of the Washington Post now?

Pfeh.
If you have to ask, the answer's "no".
Correction: If you didn't inherit the job, the answer's "no"

-Dave Adams-

Thank you for responding to my confusion without making me feel like a fool. You are a gentleman.
You deserve that op-ed spot. Just write a few more words for clarification.
Thanks again.

Haha. Don't worry... most obsessed blog readers knew what you were referring to.

Broder's line is the classic MSM line in the last 15 years. Once you understand, I mean *really* understand, that line, everything else is easy.

John, this link will help you understand Michael's sarcasm:

link

That old Broder line has come to symbolize, for liberals critical of the media, what the problem is in a nutshell - that the MSM and our political elite are The Same Elite and they protect each other.

For example, they consider guys like Clinton (outsider from Arkansas) foreign to their cozy little DC insider class.

He was being sarcastic. Do you still not get that?

"John, this link will help you." Thanks.  Frankly, my reaction was that if he can tell jokes that only a Washington insider can get, he's sure to get the job. Besides, it seemed odd for Libby. I can see someone pretending as a joke to defend Bush that way, with the entitlement he's had all his life. But Libby didn't own much or trash much. He was just a foot soldier in the Rove operation. 

John 

http://www.haberarts.com/

Frankly, my reaction was that if he can tell jokes that only a Washington insider can get, he's sure to get the job.

Woo hoo! And I don't even have to shave!

--Seriously, John, the insiderness of the joke was the entire point. As I said to Rik, sorry about that -- but I was trying to do a Broder in order to account for why all of official DC (plus assorted hangers-on-at-large, like Alan Dershowitz) has rallied around their Scooter.

Hey, while I'm bashing the Post, who remembers Richard Cohen saying "The best thing Patrick Fitzgerald could do for his country is get out of Washington, return to Chicago and prosecute some real criminals"? Because I remember that one really well.

But if you think that old Post post was too snarky, perhaps you'll appreciate my attempt to cast the forthcoming film based on the Plame scandal.

I find your insiderness insidious and insipid.

Safire is probably a good example of the insider attitude to justice. During Clinton years, almost every week he was describing who should be kept in slammer until he or she rots or coughs out some goods on Clinton and his people. Because a number of people were treated in this fashion, one can check how sympathetic were WP columnists to non-insiders.

um....so was I.

Actually -- and while you may have missed the Quinn/Broder reference -- you were not wrong to challenge Bérubé's reaching for a too easy allusive witticism.

To my knowledge no "[l]iberal bloggers are complaining that Scooter came in and trashed the place." What those bloggers are complaining about is hypocrisy --Repug outrage over Clinton's "perjury" in a case of a manufactured sex scandal and their demand that he be impeached against their current support of a convicted perjurer who was, as well, convicted of obstructing the investigation of a case which bore on national security.

The Quinn/Broder snark is a criticism of manners; Libby, to Washington powerbrokers, was guilty only of seeking to protect and/or advance the exercise of power.  For them the game must be played and getting caught is a risk of playing the game. They can only intone sympathetically that old song "There, but for the grace of God, go I."

Yes, but they've been wrapped in congressional pork bacon and served with the other whores, I mean hors d'oeurves.

I'm sorry brother, you just aren't ready for the big times. Don't you read the GOP talking points? Aren't you capable of almost plagarism at their level yet. At least, take a highly disputed comment and repeat it like the "big lie" a little, will ya? Make me work thru your article almost puking in the process...THEN you'll be ready for the big times.

Not to pick on Michael, who is after all a scholar and not a pundit, but the post makes me think of one uncanny affect on me of TPM Cafe. It's easy anyhow to be baffled that some people acquire the authority of pundits. Often it's a kind of Peter Principal, where a reporter gets to become something for which he or she has no special qualifications.

Moreover, I can't help noticing online how often a young, witty person can rise quickly (to his or her own page or to the Times book review) with the comfort that blogs can be pretty shallow: you just knock out two-sentence ripostes to other bloggers and pundits, especially if you start by knowing someone at a major "alternative" publication like Salon. I say that knowing that some young minds, like Matt Y., deserve the attention.

But what fascinates me about TPM is that also the experts called in seem to know little more than the commenters and often come off by far the worse for the exchange. I'd take Howard B over Reed on domestic analysis or Dan K over Steve Clemons on foreign policy any day. It makes me wonder what the establishment does other than get established. When a book club entry teaches me something, like this week on Condi, it's very special, and I wish it were less rare. 

John

http://www.haberarts.com/

John,

You know I love your posts, just check how I've rated you in the past.

But I also love a witty 2 line rejoinder and Michael really brought the goods with this one.

One could criticize the gag as insidery, but not for this audience. Most of us know and are offended by the fact that David Broder accused the Clintons of "trashing D.C."

In this case, Michael ably skewered Broder and used 2 lines to do it while Broder used 100 or more lines to make his initial point.

Or, as Shakespeare put it, even though he put it in the mouth of a fool: "Brevity is the soul of wit."

I just mean that despite Michael's brevity, some real effort went into this one. It's not easy to tell a joke like this in two lines.

thosethingswesay.blogspot.com

Totally off topic but:

If a movie were ever made about Michael Berube, his part would just HAVE to be played by Ed Norton.

It's an uncanny resemblance.

thosethingswesay.blogspot.com

Point taken, and I apologize (although I was thinking mostly of our other experts, and even then some, like Larry J. on intelligence, truly do bring expertise I could never have).

John 

http://www.haberarts.com/

No cause for an apology.

You are right, after all, that the Internets make its own superstars through its series of tubes and sometimes that starmaking is as capricious as the starmaking in the MSM.

It's just that this time, at least by my reading, we got a two-liner that had some real force and thought behind it.

Guess my taken is that you're right in general and that's something we should discuss, but that Berube is witty, funny and thoughtful enough that he's not part of the critique.

thosethingswesay.blogspot.com

For what it's worth... strikes me that the left of center bloggers are still trying to cope with humor.

We tend to prefer the long and serious analysis and we prefer that for good reason.

But it's also important to be funny because it's engaging and part of how people really talk.

When you're trying to be funny, it's best to be short. Most funny folks, including professional comics, are remembered for a few good lines rather than an entire hour long monologue.

We;re all interested in deep policy analysis. But we need a good one-liner every now and then too. By that I don't mean to speak in favor of soundbites. A good, short joke is a hard thing to craft. Harder, I venture, than a slogan.

But, I'm biased because I do stand up every now and then. And damn... that's kind of terrifying.


thosethingswesay.blogspot.com

Nah; Michael Ontkean. On second thought, maybe one of the Carlson brothers.

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