Why the Right Loves Boredom
One of the most effective tactics my 11-year twins have is to tell me that whatever activity I have proposed is boring. Once that word is vocalized, it’s pretty hopeless to try to explain why, say, taking a walk in the woods, or bowling, or whatever the hell else Daddy thinks might be fun, isn’t boring. God knows I’ve tried to make my case in such instances, to great personal embarrassment but little effect. Once someone says something’s boring, it is, in fact, a snore.
So now there’s been one of those weekend DeLong-Klein-Yglesias exchanges about Time mag superwonk Karen Tumulty’s complaint that the Dem candidates’ health care discussion was, sigh, boring. Even Matt Y. thinks so – this from a guy who can get all pumped at the mention of any generic obscure philosopher. And Ezra kind of feels the same way, though he’s embracing health care wonkery’s boringness given his own preoccupation with the subject. But wake up!: movement conservatives love it when journalists describe any discussion of public policy issues as boring...
Even more so when they are joined by liberals, usually youthful ones who are in the easily-bored age bracket. Why? Because conservatives know that they’re wrong on the substance of just about any topic you want to name that involves evaluating results with numbers and such. If journalists and voters were to try to make sense of what the impact of conservative policies have been, based on the extensive research that all of the guys in this discussion are so good at synthesizing, that would do major damage to the right’s cause. That’s one of the big lessons of Al Gore’s movie – the right kept trying to say how boring it was, and how boring he is. But people went to see it anyway. It was so boring when he won that Oscar during that boring ceremony and gave that boring speech!
Maybe the Democrats’ health care event could have been livelier – I missed it on C-span because I was busy trying to entertain my bored kids. But what’s really boring to me is how conservatives can never point to a single example of any of their policies making the lives of Americans better.
Good night.















As I read Tumulty's silly ass scribbling, her fellow journalists were describing the event as "boring" before it even took place, not describing the event as "boring" as it transpired. In other words, the topic of health care itself is boring. That's utterly disgraceful. I wouldn't last a month in my job if I went around describing what I do as "boring" to my peers, but with these people it's somehow a sign of coolness. That these sloppy, lazy, arrogant, supercilious pricks are the ones who run our nation's discourse is far, far more than a tactical problem Democrats have to deal with.
Crooked cops, crooked lawyers, crooked judges, crooked politicians, crooked doctors, crooked scientists, crooked clergymen -- but no crooked journalists. An amazing record for an amazing class of people.
March 25, 2007 6:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
But what’s really boring to me is how conservatives can never point to a single example of any of their policies making the lives of Americans better.
There you go again, Greg, equating conservative policies with making American lives better. Conservatives believe in free markets and small governments. Whether these two institutions, as configured under conservative policies, can make American lives better is beside the point, although their supporters imply that they will.
The difference between your your kids and conservatives is that your kids KNOW that bowling won't make their lives better. Conservatives, meanwhile, stick to the same policies, hoping that someday a miracle will happen and lives will be better.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Bertrand Russell
March 25, 2007 7:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, watch yourself! Knowing bowling helped me finish today's Diagramless.
March 25, 2007 7:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
I hear this all the time from students: "This book is boring".
I remind them that all that can be accurately said is "I was bored when I read this book" -- the boredom inheres in the reader, not the book.
Patria est ubicumque est bene. Their 'homeland' is wherever they can turn a buck. Cicero, Tusculan Disputations
March 25, 2007 8:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
The empty noise "boring," in fact admits that the person emitting the noise has no intellectual endurance and does not plan on acquiring any. Parents and teachers who allow children (of all ages) to easily manipulate them through nothing more strenuous or demanding than the utterance of a two-syllable empty noise really have no business parenting or teaching.
As a successful father of two grown, college-graduated, productively working sons, I never had any problem dealing with the "boring" gambit when my boys tied it on me. I simply responded that I considered it my job as dad to bore the living daylights out of them and that I took every instance of the empty noise "boring" as proof positive of my success and encouragement to do even more of whatever activity had elicited the "boring" noise. My sons quickly dropped the useless gambit when it proved counter-productive.
Where did "parents" and "teachers" ever get the ridiculous notion that they had nothing better to do than see to it that children remaine passive, infantile, demanding recipients of effortless entertainment? (See America's current and pathetic excuse for a President and "commander-in-chief" for only one horrendous example of failed "parenting" practice.) Kids need to grow up. It takes awhile and a lot of effort to happen, but it never happens when parents and teachers find it too "boring" to "bore" those who most need to build concentrative power by concentrating on a task and not giving up until they master it. Kids instinctively know more about how to "bore" parents into abandoning parenting than apparently many parents know about how to "bore" kids into learning about the real world instead of imaginary ones.
While teaching high school English and Japanese, I once had an encounter with a university-educated mother (and wife of a university educated physician) whose daughter did poor work in class mostly due to her heavy schedule of socially entertaining "fun" activities outside her academic curriculum. The "parent" in question attacked and berated me as a bad teacher in such poor English that I had to correct her grammar during our "conference." Flustered, she offered this apology for why she sounded just like a teenage girl herself: "Well I have teenagers at home." I replied: "So did I once, but I never let them teach me to talk like they did."
To summarize: kids who have learned to manipulate their parents through uttering empty noises like "boring" know utterly that their "parents" care more about remaining children themselves than they do about doing the necessary work to see that their own children attain independent, responsible adulthood in the shortest and least wasteful amount of time. See the contemporary United States of America for a devastating example of how the Culture of Easy Entertainment has perpetuated political immaturity, reinvigorated religious fanaticism, and made intellectual endurance a commodity mostly now imported from East and South Asia where students learn to develop it at an early age.
March 25, 2007 8:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Conservatives believe in free markets and small governments. Whether these two institutions, as configured under conservative policies, can make American lives better is beside the point, although their supporters imply that they will.
Actually, Seashell, the right does a lot more than "imply" that their policies will make American lives better. To this day, conservatives say with a straight face that tax cuts will make the economy stronger, create good jobs, increase saving and investment, and make the government more efficient -- all without significantly increasing deficits. Health savings accounts, they promise, will keep medical inflation in check while enabling more people to afford their own insurance. School vouchers will lead to innovation in education, boosting the performance of students. "Smart regulation," they promised, would improve the environment and public health and safety, while ridding companies of needless rules to enable them to prosper and hire more workers at better wages. Social Security privatization, had it only been enacted, would have improved the retirement security of Americans while boosting their rates of return -- promises that mathematically could not have come true.
Reminding the public that those promises were made and haven't been kept is politically important, which is why the right considers that sort of thing boring. --Greg
March 26, 2007 4:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
Michael, Do you babysit? --Greg
March 26, 2007 4:25 AM | Reply | Permalink
This article is boring.
March 26, 2007 4:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
Greg,
As far as the twins go. Here;s a suggestion, whenever they describe an activity as boring, tell them it is a character building or mental growth activity. Resist explaining why or even engaging their concept of boring. Instead force them to think about what is there by queries about what is occurring to help develp their skill to discern the richness of what the activity engages and/or different level of senses involved
For instance, ask qualitative and quantative questions about bowling and walks in the woods. How could the game be scored, differntly is both a qual and quant question. Play a game using their new score method. Help them to find the patterns in bowling with other questions, like How does the shape of pin set up impact how they fall? How do they fall when hit on the right or left vs.the middle. Why is that? Make bowling a show and tell. When it is the woods, focus in on the cycle of nature. And whether they like the sounds or the quiet. Which would the animals prefer. Do they think that squirrels can hear ants eating? How are trees like humans? Find the similarities and the differences. What kind of tree would they want to be?
That way you get to be the arbiter and help them entertain diverse thoughts while developing their ever fertile little minds. You will find yourself most likely impressed with their 'unique' views and it will be a lot more entertaining for you as you probe their ideas and thought patterns.
In other words, don't succomb to their conservative thoughts. Be a liberal create a new dynamic that is enhances the quality of life for them and you.
March 26, 2007 4:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
While my 12 year old daughter also will haul out the "boring" charge against various activities it is we Baby Boomers who are really at fault. It seems that Boomers don't liked to be challenged with the difficult and complicated.
Unfortunately in order to achieve good policy whether preventing terrorist attacks, improving schools or having comprehensive healthcare there must be details and concerned put into the policy. The failure to pay attention to our government, as the Founders thought was required to maintain our Republic, is why American can have a President like Bush and why those in office can engage in schoolyard like name calling and have no one demand they address citizens as grown-ups. Afterall its boring.
Daniel A. Greenbaum
March 26, 2007 5:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
Excellent post, and it reminds me of something that happened many years ago. Let me try to explain it.
We had a 25 ft long plumbing trench in our lawn, the fill dirt lined the sides of the trench. One Sunday we had the whole family for a BBQ and the swimming pool. There were a number of young children there, ages 8 to 10 perhaps. I gathered all the shovels and spades I had and handed them out to the kids. I made a game out of backfilling the trench and the kids all happily joined in, shoveling dirt into the trench with abandon.
After a time I noticed something wrong with the way they were backfilling so I went to the them and explained the purpose of backfilling and how they should do it.
MISTAKE! I took what was fun to them and made it a job. It took less than a few minutes for them to get BORED, drop the shovels, and go elsewhere.
ol dopey John.
(of course, as planned, the plumber came back and did the backfilling)
March 26, 2007 5:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Mark Twain Lives! :-)
aMike
March 26, 2007 5:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
America has the highest infant mortality rate of any wealthy democracy and Americans have a shorter life span than Costa Ricans. Boring. Unless the dead child (or parent) is yours.
You are just bang on with this diary. Avoid the issues and base all politics on personal slander within a media system where Republicans' personal lives and past history are continuously glossed over. Russ Feingold opted not to run in part I'll bet because he has had a personal life about half as problematic as McCain or Giuliani. And he'd be twice the President and then some. And Kerry is the one whose war record became an issue!!!
It is really hard to run on the destruction of Social Security, growing poverty, accelerated job exports, tax cuts for the rich, and environmental destruction.
global citizen
March 26, 2007 6:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
Amen, and again, amen. One hears this sort of thing on campus all the time. On occasion I look out at the terminally uninvolved and think to myself, "you think I'm boring you." Yet the same people who complain of being bored would be far more insulted by being called boring than by being called dull or lazy.
Yet there may be another couple of things here. It may be easier to claim boredom than to claim powerlessness. It is never "cool" to be weak and victimized by systems over which one feels no control, whether these are health systems, insurance systems, or political systems. The sad thing is that people enable their own victimization by distancing themselves, and hide behind boredom as an excuse.
There is another thing, too, MHO. The progressives have forgotten the power of narrative and have been too often hypnotized by the power of statistics. Policy wonkishness is fine--for preaching to the choir. One can notice that here, simply by eyeballing the number of responses to certain posts and comparing them to the number of responses to other posts. The distribution isn't anything like random. (Whoops--I'm letting myself be hypnotized by the power of statistics--proving my own case). Here's the thesis I'm proposing:
aMike
March 26, 2007 6:25 AM | Reply | Permalink
This is all well and good Greg (and to commenter Mike Murray) but while talking about how calling something "boring" is unproductive and descriptive of the person over the activity can be highly accurate (I personally have no problem saying "I am bored doing X") the point remains that:
1. Many of these thing that are labeled boring are in fact boring in that they offer a small amount of "surprises" or "thrills." As with the law, surprises mean something went wrong somewhere.
2. Berating people for being bored by things like health care is not very conducive to getting their support for that program.
To Murry: I'd hazard a guess if that parent whose grammar you corrected had a chance to get some kind of revenge (say by denying you a raise) they would take it. Not because you are wrong about her, but because you are right. Whether you care about that or not, in term of the healthcare debate can we really afford that kind of response to a healthcare initiative?
A/N: When I say healthcare I generally mean "health insurance."
March 26, 2007 7:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
"Pretty convenient how every time I build character, HE saves a couple hundred dollars."
--Calvin
March 26, 2007 8:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
I agree with much of what you said. This attitude is what drove our political discourse in 2000 and again in 2004. The press is "bored", they find certain candidates "boring" and what the candidates say is "boring" to them. This is why we had hours devoted to Gore's wardrobe, Kerry's "Frenchness", which candidate would make the best "beer buddy", who is the "alpha male", who is the "regular guy", my own personal favorite, which candidate had the better food on the press plane,and all the gossip that entertained the press corp.
That's why Bush could lie with impunity - he knew full well that to keep the press entertained was his real campaign and that not one of them was going to call him on anything he said. He lied about foreign policy, he lied about social security, he lied about medicare, he lied about the war, in fact, it would be difficult to find anything he didn't lie about from 1999 to the present. But all those things "bore" the the self-important press and it is easier to joke and yak with fellow press corp members, scramble for a deadline story and think that the silly crap they gossip about is actually newsworthy because it is what they think is newsworthy and is what interests them.
It isn't journalism, it is farce.
March 26, 2007 8:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Classical rhetoricians said that persuasion depended upon pathos (the speaker's ability to invoke listeners' emotions), ethos (the listeners' respect for the speaker's reputation for sound judgment), and logos (the sensibleness of the speaker's argument).
When John Kerry walked to the podium, saluted, and announced that he was "Reporting for duty," he put his war record (pathos) -- and its relevancy (ethos) -- at issue. Well, at least the resulting flack wasn't "boring."
March 26, 2007 8:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
One additional reason some people might become bored by discussions of certain things: the most interesting parts are in the minutiae. An argument about national health insurance cannot really be made in broad strokes. And if one doesn't have a full grasp of the details, it's really easy to tune out or to find the discussion meaningless. For example, I don't really understand the details of trade policy. I lack background and have to work much harder to pay attention. Besides, I find I have to worry about abbreviations and definitions and acronyms and all of that, which makes it much harder to devote any bandwith to the interesting stuff.
March 26, 2007 9:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
These posts are boring.
March 26, 2007 9:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
MNPundit,
Point 1 is definitely well taken. On point 2, just to be clear, no one is suggesting that Dems should berate average people who say they're bored by wonkery. I'm just trying to get across to political opinion-leaders that they are falling into a trap set by the right every time they start off any discussion of complicated issues with a concession that the subject is boring. How may times have you heard Jonah Goldberg make fun of "earnest" liberals who drone on and on about studies or whatever? What Gore showed, much like Perot in '92, is that if you acknowledge that issue x can be somewhat complicated but that it's important to the country that citizens try to understand it better, people actually appreciate having their intelligence respected. But the second you concede the "b" word, you've lost people. And part of the right's modus operandi is to raise the "b" word early and often to get reporters and even liberals to join them. --Greg
March 26, 2007 9:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for your response. On the second point, it was mostly in response to the comments directed against people who call things "boring."
I agree that conceding boring means you concede a large segment of the electorate but here's how I explain an Inconvenient Truth: Maybe it was old news to many of us but while the average person probably had a general idea that Global Warming was a bad thing, the right had managed to so confuse the issue that when it was all laid out clearly with pictures it became very powerful and more importantly for my point, unexpected.
It worked because the issue was presented in a way that was shocking and novel.
Making a parallel to health care, we are all effected by the environment but when it comes to insurance even if you're paying a lot, it's even easier to think "out of sight, out of mind" and stick your head in the sand. I don't think acknowledging an issue is complicated but still important does a lot to combat the "boring" label which will continue to be a problem.
March 26, 2007 10:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
Why things are boring:
Things are boring not because they're complicated but because they lack conflict.
The Odyssey is complicated, but it isn't boring to most people because there's tons of conflict in the story.
An 800 page healthcare bill is boring. But the fight about who shouyld be covered and who shouldn't be and who shold pay for it isn't boring at all.
Obviously, we don't want to lecture people about why they should listen to a boring lecture about healthcare.
Let's make things more exciting by demagoguing our opponents.
Because you know what's really boring? Civility. David Broder. That's boring.
thosethingswesay.blogspot.com
March 26, 2007 11:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
I think we spent a long time waiting for the logos. :-)
aMike
March 26, 2007 11:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Odyssey is complicated, but it isn't boring to most people because there's tons of conflict in the story.
Ahhh, you never sat in a fifth-grade class that read The Odyssey aloud, alternating readers every few stanzas, during the course of a really, really long month. :) I liked The Odyssey much better when I returned to it in college -- and was able to read it silently to myself.
March 26, 2007 1:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Greg, of course you are right. And instead of using the word 'imply', I should have used 'promise'.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Bertrand Russell
March 26, 2007 1:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Somerby says it the way it needs to be said today. Read it.
March 26, 2007 2:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
After watching Matthews yesterday (Sunday) and hearing Nora O'Donnell's cackle for the thousandth time, I sent an e-mail to about 10 of my political friends telling them I sent the following to MSNBC:
"Nora O'Donnell's eagerness to laugh out loud, on or off the camera, at even the most lame attempt at humor, is grating."
Somerby mentioned the same thing today.
March 26, 2007 3:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Re: Conservatives believe in free markets and small governments.
Well, maybe somewhere there are still some pure-at-heart conservatives who really do believe in those things. But for sure the gang in power, and their legion of kortowing sycophants, believe in no such thing. Thye believe in markets rigged to benefit their patrons and big government to better further their patrons.
March 26, 2007 5:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
. He lied about foreign policy, he lied about social security, he lied about medicare, he lied about the war, in fact, it would be difficult to find anything he didn't lie about from 1999 to the present
Reminds one of Mary McCarthy about Lillian Hellman: Every word a lie including if , and and but.
March 26, 2007 7:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thye believe in markets rigged to benefit their patrons and big government to better further their patrons.
The fascist subset of conservatives?
War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Bertrand Russell
March 26, 2007 8:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dear God, Her Royal Clinton is back on the health care case. That is clearly the kiss of death. I don't have enough time left for another royal screw up. Get us reasonable candidates!
Advice on the kids. When they use the "b" word, assume an air of satisfaction, wink and say "see ya' later." Even if you have to sit in the garage for an hour, let THEM wonder what is going on. Come back humming and in the best mood you have been in in a year....
March 26, 2007 10:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Neo-feudalist is closer. Fascists don't have patrons.
March 27, 2007 3:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
Is it possible to get bored of being bored?
March 27, 2007 5:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Repeating the same basic "joke" three times in one thread certainly qualifies.
March 27, 2007 8:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
I simply tried to introuduce a little jocularity to keep posters from becoming bored.
heh heh heh :)
March 28, 2007 9:28 AM | Reply | Permalink