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Molly Ivins can't say that any more

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Just when we most needed her ferocious research, sharp moral sense, ruthless wit, and fabulous sense of humor about politicians, Molly Ivins has exited the planet, taken away by breast cancer at 62. The obit I've tucked below the fold is circulating on a journalists' listserv, and is probably posted publicly by now.

What a time to lose the author who first warned us about Shrub. Let me propose that we all raise our voices, in her honor, in dissent--wherever needed.

NOTE, added 2/1: Here's John Nichols' wonderful piece in memoriam, over at The Nation.

Molly Ivins dies of cancer at 62
By KELLEY SHANNON Associated Press Writer

AUSTIN, Texas — Best-selling author and columnist Molly Ivins, the sharp-witted liberal who skewered the political establishment and referred to President Bush as "Shrub," died Wednesday after a long battle with breast cancer. She was 62.

David Pasztor, managing editor of the Texas Observer, confirmed her death.

The writer, who made a living poking fun at Texas politicians, whether they were in her home base of Austin or the White House, revealed in early 2006 that she was being treated for breast cancer for the third time.

More than 400 newspapers subscribed to her nationally syndicated column, which combined strong liberal views and populist-toned humor. Ivins' illness did not seem to hurt her ability to deliver biting one-liners.

"I'm sorry to say (cancer) can kill you but it doesn't make you a better person," she said in an interview with the San Antonio Express-News in September, the same month cancer claimed her friend former Gov. Ann Richards.

To Ivins, "liberal" wasn't an insult term. "Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there's nothing you can do about being born liberal — fish gotta swim and hearts gotta bleed," she wrote in a column included in her 1998 collection, "You Got to Dance With Them What Brung You."

In a column in mid-January, Ivins urged readers to stand up against Bush's plan to send more troops to Iraq.

"We are the people who run this country. We are the deciders. And every single day, every single one of us needs to step outside and take some action to help stop this war," Ivins wrote in the Jan. 11 column. "We need people in the streets, banging pots and pans and demanding, 'Stop it, now!'"

Ivins' best-selling books included those she co-authored with Lou Dubose about Bush. One was titled "Shrub: The Short but Happy Political Life of George W. Bush" and another was "BUSHWHACKED: Life in George W. Bush's America."

Ivins' jolting satire was directed at people in positions of power. She maintained that aiming it at the powerless would be cruel.

"The trouble with blaming powerless people is that although it's not nearly as scary as blaming the powerful, it does miss the point," she wrote in a 1997 column. "Poor people do not shut down factories ... Poor people didn't decide to use `contract employees' because they cost less and don't get any benefits."

In an Austin speech last year, former President Bill Clinton described Ivins as someone who was "good when she praised me and who was painfully good when she criticized me."

Ivins loved to write about politics and called the Texas Legislature, which she playfully referred to as "The Lege," the best free entertainment in Austin.

"Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair's-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother?" she wrote in a 2002 column about a California political race.

Born Mary Tyler Ivins, the California native grew up in Houston. She graduated from Smith College in 1966 and attended Columbia University's journalism school. She also studied for a year at the Institute of Political Sciences in Paris.

Her first newspaper job was in the complaint department of the Houston Chronicle. She worked her way up at the Chronicle, then went on to the Minneapolis Tribune, becoming the first woman police reporter in the city.

Ivins counted as her highest honors that the Minneapolis police force named its mascot pig after her and that she was once banned from the campus of Texas A&M University, according to a biography on the Creators Syndicate Web site.

In the late 1960s, according to the syndicate, she was assigned to a beat called "Movements for Social Change" and wrote about "angry blacks, radical students, uppity women and a motley assortment of other misfits and troublemakers."

Ivins later became co-editor of The Texas Observer, a liberal Austin-based biweekly publication of politics and literature that was founded more than 50 years ago.

She joined The New York Times in 1976. She worked first as a political reporter in New York and later was named Rocky Mountain bureau chief, covering nine mountain states.

But Ivins' use of salty language and her habit of going barefoot in the office were too much for the Times, said longtime friend Ben Sargent, editorial cartoonist with the Austin American-Statesman.

"She's a force of nature," Sargent said.

Ivins returned to Texas as a columnist for the Dallas Times-Herald in 1982, and after it closed she spent nine years with the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. In 2001, she went independent and wrote her column for Creators Syndicate.

In 1995, conservative humorist Florence King accused Ivins in "American Enterprise" magazine of plagiarism for failing to properly credit King for several passages in a 1988 article in "Mother Jones." Ivins apologized, saying the omissions were unintentional and pointing out that she credited King elsewhere in the piece.

She was initially diagnosed with breast cancer in 1999, and she had a recurrence in 2003. Her latest diagnosis came around Thanksgiving 2005.


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But wasn't she a baby boomer, and thus not worthy of your respect?

I will say just what she would have said:

Bite me!

Jan Knaus

Yes, v. sad.

I will miss her columns, humor and light. :(

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CVille what is the point of your comment?

As Radar O'Reilly said, "Wait for it..."

I guess you weren't here last week.

Jan Knaus

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The fact that EJ said we should get over the 60s means you should say something disrespectful to her when she pays tribute to someone who died?

EJ was downright offensive in her last post, although I totally agree with her about Molly Ivins.

Tom

See Molly Ivins at her satirical best in a video called "The Dildo Diaries"...here:

www.thoughttheater.com

OK Full disclosure:

1. I also have breast cancer

2. I did not know that she was dying of breast cancer

I'm checking out to think this through


Jan Knaus

Shock and awe shit at Molly's passing. We've lost a ray of light that could penetrate the darkness of this regime. You say breast cancer. Did anyone check for Polonium 210? Putin's a personal friend of Shrub, and the way she barbecued the boy King from Texas over the years I wouldn't be at all surprised.

All of us should expect that what we post here will be read, and possibly remembered long after we wish it were forgotten. In this case it hasn't even been very long.

Hoppy in Sacramento

Don't stay away. We all need to keep on living as best we can, just as Molly and very many of the rest of us did or do.

Your comment above was justified.

Hoppy in Sacramento

Cyber hugs to you anyway...

This is outrageous.

It's bad enough that featured bloggers slide uncommented down-ratings in on people who respectfully disagree with them, but to have the damned referee taking sides in a rating war in favor of the blogger and in opposition to an ordinary contributor is just beyond the pale.

Are you still stinging from the way Schumer tooled you yesterday, Andrew? Did he promise to buy you a nice steak after he fucked you, then only came across with a Wendy's Single? Is that what's buggin' you, Bunky?

Maybe your problem is that Josh spanked you good for the sorry and shabby way your live interviewee used you to shill his content-free book and then took on only the softball questions.

Whatever it was that made you cross the line between honest broker and partisan, it cost you my respect, Andrew. If you are going to be in a fight, then don't run the Cafe. If you're going to run the Cafe, stay out of the fights.

Jan is a thougtful and valuable contributor to this blog, and she was justifiably upset by a deliberately provocative posting from the day before. Your 1 rating was out of line.

Be a mensch. Apologize to your readers and kiss Jan's ass all over until she agrees to come back. Or be a sleezy jackass like Bush and tell us you can't think of any mistakes you've made.

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Ad hominem attacks are really quite pointless, KJ.

Truly, monumentally, spectacularly, awesomely ironic coming from you, Mr. Golis.

I did not know who Molly Ivins was until I attended a literary tea at the Waldorf Astoria during Book Week in 1992.

Molly Ivins's talk was so funny and entertaining that everyone with me bought her book, "Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?" Afterwards, we ran into her in the hotel bar and she was just as gracious in person as she was on the dais.

Needless to say, I read her book and became a huge Molly Ivins fan. I was delighted when I could read her columns online and many times, Molly Ivins cheered me up simply because she was smart, funny, compassionate and wrote like hell.

Thank you, Molly Ivins, for the good times.

J. McCutchen

I'll miss her

Now what would Molly say: with this kind of male "bickering" at the back of the hall -- Huh! SNAP OUT OF IT!

The noise above is unbecoming the great loss. People like Molly Ivins are what makes this country what it should be and are our hope to a much better future. Terrible loss.

This is sad. . .

I had no idea she once worked for the Minneapolis Tribune.  I guess that makes her an honorary Minnesotan.  I wish Garrison Keillor would write her obituary.  He'd make it a piece of literature, and help us realize her life as a whole was even greater than the sum of its parts. This "did this, did that" kind of thing just doesn't do her justice. 

We'll have to be outrageous in her honor.  I promise to go barefoot in my office on my own personal Molly Ivins day.   

aMike

A 1 from wmd. I wear that as a badge of honor!!

Tom

A Friend

forwarded me a wonderful appreciation of Molly Ivins from the Texas Observer, and the Current On-line version of The Observer  is dedicated to her. 

The front page has a beautiful picture of Molly as a young woman heading off to New York City, There are tributes, excerpts from her columns, other photographs, and a place for those of us who wish to leave an appreciation or remembrance. 

aMike

I suppose death takes us all, but this one is hitting me pretty hard tonight. Ivins' columns were the kind that I could never read out loud to a friend sitting next to me -- I'd always break up laughing in the middle of it, making it incomprehensible.

I got a chance to see her when she came to Carleton while I was there. Just as damn funny in person as she was in writing.

She probably taught me more than any other national writer on how to be an unapologetic liberal and unapologetic southerner at the same time. Her insights into Bush were not only the most biting, but frequently the most forgiving and human. Her refrain, even after ol' Shrub had been revealed as Worst President Ever in all his glory, continued to be, the poor man means well, but he's simply in way, way, way over his head. This, of course, after she'd rhetorically filleted the latest mass of administration crap.

I always have an odd feeling about how we get attached to public figures who don't know us from Adam's housecat, but I'm not going to apologize here. Molly, I'm going to miss you terribly.

Here is the note that I sent my friends when I saw the news:


I was sad to see the headline on the NYT website a few moments ago: Molly Ivins, Populist Texas Columnist, Dies at 62.

As you all know, I was born in Texas and spent the better part of my life there. Ok, not the better part, just the longer part. I frequently disparage my home state, but Molly Ivins was a treasure that could not have been forged any place else--her iconoclasm and eagle-eye for affectation are natural Texan traits.

The first time I saw her on television was probably 20 years ago, at a time when the Texas legislature had just passed an anti-sodomy bill. Her analysis was that the recently passed legislation made it illegal for those who had voted for the bill to shake hands, since no prick could legally touch an asshole in the state of Texas. I became an instant fan.

So, raise a glass to the memory of Molly Ivins tonight. Preferably a glass of Shiner Bok.

Give 'em hell, Molly, wherever you are.

oh, those uncivil liberal bloggers! why can't they follow the example of the gracious and well-mannered conservatives who left notes on the msnbc message boards about the passing of molly ivins?

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skippy

SeeDee
'Twould be sorrow to lose her wit and style e'en in times bad...
'Tis double sorrow when such loss comes
in times so bad.

SeeDee
oops! last line in p-o-e-m should be 'glad'.

must be all shook up!

Molly gave it her all. . .

. . . right down to her last column.

And I do agree with your statement here, Ms. Graff:

Let me propose that we all raise our voices, in her honor, in dissent--wherever needed.
Now -- Please read this closely Ms. Graff!
"We are the people who run this country. We are the deciders. And every single day, every single one of us needs to step outside and take some action to help stop this war," Ivins wrote in the Jan. 11 column. "We need people in the streets, banging pots and pans and demanding, 'Stop it, now!'"

Molly not only had brains and ability, and no doubt she clearly had a strong grip on rational everyday reality, but above all else she had a keen sense of humor and she treated all classes and ages with .... something that EJ could use a good dose of ... C-O-M-P-A-S-S-I-O-N. And Molly's compassion was not based solely on only her own favorite causes in life.

Oh! And one more thing EJ ... I never did find out where you were located on September 4, 1966 that I asked over in your other thread. Maybe there's an unwritten cafe rule where you're not allowed to mingle with the riff-raff?


~OGD~

ps: Molly may not have technically been born a "boomer" -- but she will forever be an honorary boomer-pain-in-the-ass in my book... her salty language and all. Are you reading that loud and clear Reece? I didn't see a comment by you. But your petty, insolent vindictiveness is beyond the pall... See: Reece rating #1 ... Reece rating #2 ... Reece rating #3... Reece rating #4 ... Reece rating #5 ... Sheesh!

Better yet, she also covered some of the State Legislature in St. Paul, and it was really her first turn putting her wit into play in describing the goings on down river. At a later date she would say the Minnesota Leg was really too serious, and didn't give her the hooks she eventually found in Texas.

There are some classic Minnesota pieces by Ivins, I particularly remember her early "review" of the Mall of America. Hopefully someone finds and re-posts.

Molly was a good and close friend of Paul Wellstone's -- and it might be good to also dig back and find the pieces she did on Paul over the years. After the tragedy, Molly was a member of Wellstone Action -- Paul's memorial that teaches folk how to run for office or be valuable campaign staff and the like. It was Molly who proposed, about three years ago, that Al Franken should run for the "Wellstone Seat" in 2008 at one of their Board meetings. I hope to hell that Al had the chance to say that he had decided, Ja, (good Norwegian) before Molly Checked out yesterday.

Molly was the first Female non-society non-food reporter on the Minneapolis Tribune and while she was here for only a few years, she had a major impact on local journalism. She was here when Humphrey was VP, and when Gene McCarthy decided to run against him in 68 -- when Minnesota decided it had a race problem after we had a couple of riots, and when protesters were in the streets over Vietnam.

Last fall when I discovered she had really bad health news I tried to get the Minnesota Historical Society to move quickly and interview her, and collect her Minnesota materials. But with the Trib merged with the Star now, and both having been sold and re-sold, I got ten excuses why it was not possible from Historical Society Staff. But it still needs to be done.

I went over and took a look at those comments, Skippy.  They really are despicable.  Any one of them would have rated a zero over here, and the remind me of why I like the TPM community.  Occasionally passions run high here, but I've never seen posts exulting in death and pain the way those do. 

That kind of assault would have rolled off Molly Irvins' back.  She would have returned it with some thing which made the readers roar, but roar with laughter while relishing the exposure of the persons writing such trash as the mean-spirited persons they were.  I wish I had that gift.

aMike

Let us see whether a bit of analysis can unearth the source of your difficulties as a moderator, Mr. Golis.

The problem could be that you are unable to read, and that the person who recited my earlier complaint to you got it wrong, either through ignorance or spite.

Alternatively, you may have a comprehension problem. Perhaps you are not able to understand that my complaint was, in fact, an attack on your behavior rather than an attack on you, personally.

Maybe you simply do not understand the expression ad hominem. You may have pulled it willy-nilly from some source in the belief that it makes you sound bright and injured.

On second thought, let's not bother to figure out why you fail so dramatically as a moderator and simply acknowledge that you do. As a second remedial step -- the first being the apology that any deci-ethical person would offer without being asked once let alone twice -- see if you can figure out why my earlier comment was NOT an ad hominem attack and this one is.

This lesson was brought to you by the word "bite" and the word "me," who invite you to put them together and have a pleasant day.

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Please stop trolling for conflict. I'm really simply trying to maintain a certain level of mutual respect in these comment sections. While you're certainly allowed to disagree with how I go about that, I would appreciate it if you refrained from insulting my ethics and/or intelligence.

I'm more than happy to engage in a conversation (preferably on a different thread so that the conversation can return to the tragedy of Molly Ivins's death) about whether or not it's appropriate for me rate user comments. But please focus on that question rather than throwing mud at me personally.

KJ, we've a post here on Molly Ivins, whose sense of humor and political commitment I'm sure going to miss reading. Seems like we owe the occasion a degree of mutual respect, a light enough tone to match how she'd respond to death, and a focus reasonably close to the topic, like her own ability to cut through the you know what. Seems like half the comments here have been sneering at one another, especially yours. Besides, we got our licks in with Schumer, Andrew did his job well, and he isn't responsible for Schumer's centrism regardless.

John

http://www.haberarts.com/

Since she was born in 1944, Ms. Ivins was, in fact, a boomer.

Very well. I'll take it up elsewhere.

I agree with you that this thread is a terrible place to carry on this disagreement.

This is Molly's last piece, which was published last week and is linked to the Texas Observer memorium mentioned below by amike..... www.texasobserver.org/article.php?aid=2389 ...... I just hope when she gets situated in heaven Molly can speak some sense to the only Father Shrub says he listens to, and that dude can get this mess stopped.

LOL..."trying to mantain a certain level of respect in these comment sections"?  Good luck Andrew, LMAO!!  First rule is "respect" can't be maintained or enforced.  And there will always be semi-ugly exchanges when it comes to discussions of politics.  My 2 cents, fwiw, don't try to be too heavy handed in trying to maintain control of the "tone" of the comments or you will lose all control and respect...

I am very sad now... :-(

Get yourself well Jan...that is the most important only thing to be focusing on.  We'll be thinking of you...

I believe she was about a year older than the boomers since she was born before WWII ended.

Tom

Thanks for all the supportive posts. I'm doing fine actually; coming up to 5 years without any more bad news.

I don't hold grudges, so I'm not leaving. My comments (that pissed off some) had to do with the fact that Molly's last essay was all about doing whatever it takes to stand up to Bush about this war; since she was a proud baby-boomer I took offense at the author of her tribute.

I still do.

Jan Knaus

The Baby Boom arguably began in 1943.

5 years?  Well that is a very good sign...knock on wood X 3. :-)

Hey you have to do what you have to do Jan.  In fact I am a baby boomer albeit from the end of the "boom" so I understand your anger, lol.  Hell a couple weeks ago I ripped into someone who I consider one of the most decent people here, Max Sawicky.  I said what I had to say and moved on...and like you without any grudge on my part.  I can't speak for him, lol.  The important thing for me is to move on.

I am very happy to hear you are staying... :-)

Arguably ... Schmarguably...

BTW -- your actions continue to underscore your petty, insolent vindictive nature.

~OGD~

ps: Now you and you're ever-present enabling ankle-biting side-kick can go tag-team and nip someone else's heels... yip yip yip...

Molly Ivins was the one who first alerted me to the presence of talkingpointsmemo.com; she mentioned it in a column, and I have been a fan of this place ever since.

I had the great good fortune to participate in a Nation cruise seminar in 2004 for which she was one of the featured speakers.  She was every bit as gracious and funny and unpretentious in person as the persona in her columns.  The dinner seating was changed each night, and arranged so that everyone in the seminar had a chance to have dinner with at least one of the seminar speakers during the course of the week.  I wasn't lucky enough to sit at the table with Molly Ivins, but I could see that long after most of the rest of the dining room had cleared, Molly's table was still full, everyone still talking and laughing with great gusto.

One night a group of us gathered around the piano in the lounge after dinner to sing old songs.  Molly led us all in a chorus of "Solidarity Forever."

Solidarity, folks.  Let's not cloud her memorial with bickering.  She was never one to bicker or hold a grudge. 

11/23/06 - "Thanks -- No, Seriously"

"AUSTIN, Texas -- It's time to give thanks, and I want to start off with a great, big thank you for the top American movement conservatives and all the fun we've had since Election Day. I know I promised not to gloat after this election was over, but I'm not talking unseemly gloating -- I'm talking about moments so brilliantly hilarious the only option is to put your head down on the desk and howl.

First in line is the wit of The National Review's Kate O'Beirne, who clearly teamed up with Borat to explain the great conservative win. Her explanation is that this is a win for conservatism because a great many of the D's elected are so conservative themselves. She says half of them are conservatives.

She is indeed right. If only twice as many Democrats had been elected, it would have proved that there are twice as many conservatives in the country, and this is clear to any thinking person. We might challenge Ms. O'Beirne to explain how the next Republican win is a victory for liberalism..."

1/7/06 - "Campaign '06 -- Goodbye and Good Riddance"

"...While this perfectly insane dialogue has been taking place, Congress stands before us so hopelessly corrupt that the stench has washed all over the country. Perhaps my least favorite excuse for cheating is, "Everybody does it." NO, everybody DOESN'T do it. Nor does the system make you do it, or alcohol or drugs or Jack Abramoff. I do not want to hear one more excuse -- apologize and go.

On the other hand, I am really going to miss the stories this Congress provided. Remember Terri Schiavo? I mean, you wake up one morning and there it is, kind of like finding Fidel Castro in the refrigerator. And you listen to these people who do hold high elective office having this debate -- as though they know, as though they have any idea, as though they have any right. And then there are some of the troops, like Randy "Duke" Cunningham, semi-owner of the houseboat "The Duke-Stir." Some days you couldn't wait to get up to find out who'd been indicted. I miss watching Katherine Harris from Florida wear less and less blue eye-shadow as she went through her Senate race.

Well, it's been rank -- racist, sleazy, lying and full of insinuating scare tactics. Thank God it's over."

Insolent? You're demanding respect? What have you done that would suggest I should respect you?

Grow up, OGD. Every complaint about the ratings exposes you as a momma's boy, more willing to whine, complain, and blubber than to stand on your own two feet.

Your posts are generally unproductive and follow a particular form that goes something like this:

First line: [Word or short phrase] [ellipsis] [word or short phrase with hyperlink to irrelevant citation] [ellipsis]

Second line: [ad hominem or flip remark]

Third line: [Signature]

When you start posting comments with more content than that, i.e. when you post something more substantive, I will consider ratings other than "unproductive."

At some point, I really expect you to learn that low ratings don't hurt you, and therefore there is no reason to complain about them. If you can't, then expect to keep getting them.

10/06/06 - "Where There's War, There's Kissinger"

"AUSTIN, Texas — The Old War Criminal is back. I try not to hold grudges, but I must admit I have never lost one ounce of rancor toward Henry Kissinger, that cynical, slithery, self-absorbed pathological liar. He has all the loyalty and principle of Charles Talleyrand, whom Napoleon described as "a piece of dung in a silk stocking."

Come to think of it, Talleyrand looks pretty good compared to Kissinger, who always aspired to be Metternich (a 19th century Austrian diplomat). Just count the number of Americans and Vietnamese who died between 1969 and 1973, and see if you can find any indication he ever gave a damn.

As for Kissinger's getting the Nobel Peace Prize, it is a thing so wrong it has come to define wrongness — as in, "As weird as the time Henry Kissinger got the Nobel Peace Prize."..."

9/20/06 - "Bush at His Worst"

"...Last Friday's Rose Garden press conference seemed so awful I thought it worth wading through it again to see what set him off. Maybe if you saw it on television, it seemed better. Perhaps his banter with reporters works better on TV. But I left with the impression that this is a spoiled man whose frustration level when someone disagrees with him is that of a 3-year-old and that he's the last person you want to see operating under a lot of stress because he doesn't handle it well.

See what you think:

Q: "On both the eavesdropping program and the detainee issues —"

A: "We call it the terrorist surveillance program, Hutch."

Yo. Sometimes I'm convinced this is a war of words. Should we call it surveillance or eavesdropping? Is the detainee issue about holding terrorists, or is it about torturing them and then trying them without telling then what evidence we have against them? If we stop calling it eavesdropping plus torture and with kangaroo trials, will it stop being eavesdropping, torture and kangaroo trials, and become anti-terrorist activity? Who gets to name things? Would a rose by any other name, like skunkwort, smell as sweet?..."

6/29/06 - "Maybe If We Tried a Slingshot"

"AUSTIN — — Y'all, this isn't gonna work.

North Korea is threatening to launch a long-range missile against us, and we're threatening to reply with an anti-missile missile.

Sorry to remind you, but our "missile defense system" does not work. Good old Star Wars flopped again when tested in 2004 — in fact, it failed to launch. Since then, several tests have been delayed or cancelled due to technical problems. Just because we spend $130 billion on a bad idea doesn't mean we can ever get it to work. The latest Bush budget has $10.7 billion for Star Wars, almost twice as much as Homeland Security is spending on customs and border patrol.

The good news is that the North Korean rocket doesn't work, either. The last time they fired a long-range missile, it went 1,300 kilometers (807 miles) and could not put a payload into orbit.

The Korean missile was supposedly tanked up and ready to go more than a week ago, but, oops, experts now say if that were true it would have been fired by now, since the fuel is highly unstable.

If you think the "military standoff" with North Korea sounds silly, wait'll you hear about the diplomatic maneuvering. As you may recall, the United States refused to have bilateral talks with North Korea on the grounds that A) Kim Jong-Il is a nutcase and B) we were already committed to multilateral talks, including South Korea and China..."

11/9/06 - "Post-Election Etiquette"

"AUSTIN, Texas -- The sheer pleasure of getting lessons in etiquette from Karl Rove and the right-wing media passeth all understanding. Ever since 1994, the Republican Party has gone after Democrats with the frenzy of a foaming mad dog. There was the impeachment of Bill Clinton, not to mention the trashing of both Clinton and his wife -- accused of everything from selling drugs to murder -- all orchestrated by that paragon of manners, Tom DeLay.

Media Matters collected some gems of fairness. For instance, Monica Crowley with MSNBC, in the wake of John Kerry's botched program, astutely observed "how lucky we are that he was not elected president. ... The Republicans remain the grown-ups, the responsible ones on national security."

How many dead Americans has this grown-up war resulted in?

And how darling of Fox's Juan Williams, upon learning polls show the people favor Democrats on taxes, to say, "To me, that's crazy."

And how many times did Chris Matthews use the Republican talking points about Nancy Pelosi? Extremist, uncooperative, incapable, unwilling to work with the president.

So after 12 years of tolerating lying, cheating and corruption, the press is prepared to lecture Democrats on how to behave with bipartisan manners.

Given Bush's record with the truth, this bipartisanship sounds like a bad idea on its face. Go back to the first year of the administration, when Bush double-crossed Ted Kennedy in the No Child Left Behind Act. Think about it: You've said at the outset of your administration that you need cooperation to get anything done. Then you double-cross one of the senior senators of the other party when your re-education and labor agenda is dependent on him?

These people are not only dishonest -- they're not even smart.
Not that I recommend nailing them at every turn, but I wouldn't be surprised if they try to do it to Democrats. If what Republicans have been practicing is bipartisanship, West Texas just flooded..."

1/8/07 - "Iraq Exit is Up to Us"

"The president of the United States does not have the sense God gave a duck -- so it's up to us. You and me, Bubba.

I don't know why Bush is just standing there like a frozen rabbit, but it's time we found out. The fact is WE have to do something about it. This country is being torn apart by an evil and unnecessary war, and it has to be stopped NOW.

This war is being prosecuted in our names, with our money, with our blood, against our will. Polls consistently show that less than 30 percent of the people want to maintain current troop levels. It is obscene and wrong for the president to go against the people in this fashion. And it's doubly wrong for him to send 20,0000 more soldiers into this hellhole, as he reportedly will announce next week.

What happened to the nation that never tortured? The nation that wasn't supposed to start wars of choice? The nation that respected human rights and life? A nation that from the beginning was against tyranny? Where have we gone? How did we let these people take us there? How did we let them fool us?

It's a monstrous idea to put people in prison and keep them there. Since 1215, civil authorities have been obligated to tell people with what they are charged if they're arrested. This administration has done away with rights first enshrined in the Magna Carta nearly 800 years ago, and we've let them do it.

This will be a regular feature of mine, like an old-fashioned newspaper campaign. Every column, I'll write about this war until we find some way to end it. STOP IT NOW. BAM! Every day, we will review some factor we should have gotten right...

And let's keep in mind that when the Army arrived in Baghdad, we, the television viewers, watched footage of a bunch of enraged and joyous Iraqis pulling down the statue of Saddam Hussein, their repulsive dictator, in Firdos Square. Only one thing was wrong. The event was staged. Taking down the statue was instigated by a Marine colonel, and a PSYOP (psychological operations) unit made it appear to be a spontaneous show of Iraqi joy.

When we later saw the whole square where the statue was located, only 30 to 40 people were there (U.S. soldiers, press and some Iraqis -- and one of several U.S. tanks present pulled the statue down with a cable). We, the television viewers, saw the square being presented as though the people of Iraq had gone into a frenzy, mobbed the square and spontaneously pulled down the statue. Fake images and claims have been a part of this fiasco from the beginning...."

1/10/06 - Molly Ivins Column

"...Meanwhile, it's heartening to note that political nincompoopery is not limited to Texas. A couple of recent quotes out of Washington, D.C., cause the jaw to drop. Our very own Tom DeLay, upon announcing he would quit as majority leader, said: "During my time in Congress, I have always acted in an ethical manner, within the rules of our body and the law of our land. I am fully confident time will bear this out." Good grief, the man was sanctioned three times by the House ethics committee last year alone.

Equally stupefying is the attempted emergence of Newt Gingrich, of all people, as an arbiter of ethics. Gingrich has been going about the media, holding forth on the shortcomings of today's Republicans. Let's see, that would be the same Newt Gingrich who originally started using the lobby as an arm of the Republican Party, right? Same Gingrich had the distinction of being the only House speaker to be reprimanded by his colleagues for ethical wrongdoing? Same Gingrich who was accused of misusing nonprofit organizations for political purposes, personally benefiting from political contributions, cutting a sleazy book deal and giving false statements to ethics investigators? Same Gingrich who was fined $300,000 for said lying? I thought it was that Gingrich.

They must really think we're morons.

On the general subject of political corruption, do not fall into the fatal error of cynicism. You do your country a great disservice by saying things like: "Eh, they're all crooks. Nothing anyone can do about it. Money will always find a way."

The answer is perpetual reform. Fix it, and if corruption comes back again, you just whack back at it again. The system as it is encourages corruption and must be changed. Public campaign financing is the best answer in the long-term — all this "lobby reform" talk is hopelessly inadequate. Hang in, and raise hell — this is a heaven-sent opportunity to clean it up. Don't blow the chance with cheap cynicism."

5/30/06 - Molly Ivins Column

"HOUSTON, Texas — A Houston jury convicted both Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling, despite the fact that Kenny Boy packed his Bible to the courtroom every day.

Since it is a long and noble Texas tradition for the accused to fight all allegations by finding Jesus, this indicates a major degree of guilt. (While on trial for murder, T. Cullen Davis, the Fort Worth millionaire, not only found Jesus but also threw a big party to celebrate at the mansion, with piles of shrimp and BBQ and a soundtrack that announced over and over throughout the grounds that night, "The son of Stinky Davis has found the son of God.")

Meanwhile, Houston reacted as though the Rockets had won the NBA championship.

Many a thoughtful analyst has given us to understand that Lay and Skilling are guilty of arrogance and hubris. Actually, they were convicted of fraud — massive, overwhelming and monstrous fraud. They also stole money and looted pension funds. They rigged energy markets and almost drove California (seventh-largest economy in the world) into bankruptcy.

And all along the way, this monstrous fraud was connected to government. Enron bought the politicians who bent the rules that let them steal, con and gyp. Lay and Skilling talked state after state into following the California model and deregulating electricity. Happy summer, everyone.

And then, of course, there was the thumbing-the-nose thievery, the offshore partnerships tricked out with the clever names so insiders would know how slick they were.

As the late Rep. Wright Patman Sr. observed: "Many of our wealthiest and most powerful citizens are very greedy. This fact has many times been demonstrated."

The interesting thing about Lay and Skilling is they weren't trying to evade the rules, they were rigging the rules in their favor. The fix was in — much of it law passed by former Sen. Phil Gramm of Texas, whose wife, Wendy, served on the board of Enron.

Where does that sense of entitlement come from? What makes a Ken Lay think he can call the governor of Texas and ask him to soften up Gov. Tom Ridge of Pennsylvania on electricity deregulation? Not that being governor of Texas has ever been an office of much majesty, but a corporate robber wouldn't think of doing that if it were Brian Schweitzer of Montana or Bill Richardson of New Mexico..."

9/21/06 - "A Tortured Debate"

"AUSTIN, Texas — Some country is about to have a Senate debate on a bill to legalize torture. How weird is that?

I'd like to thank Sens. John McCain, Lindsay Graham — a former military lawyer — and John Warner of Virginia. I will always think fondly of John Warner for this one reason: Forty years ago, this country was involved in an unprovoked and unnecessary war. It ended so badly the vets finally had to hold their own homecoming parade, years after they came home. The only member of Congress who attended was John Warner.

A debate on torture. I don't know — what do you think? I guess we have to define it, first. The White House has already specified "water boarding," making some guy think he's drowning for long periods, as a perfectly good interrogation technique. Maybe, but it was also a great favorite of the Gestapo and has been described and condemned in thousands of memoirs and novels in highly unpleasant terms.

I don't think we can give it a good name again, and I personally kind of don't like being identified with the Gestapo. How icky. (Somewhere inside me, a small voice is shrieking, "Are you insane?")

The safe position is, "Torture doesn't work."

Well, actually, it works to this extent — anybody can be tortured into telling anything that's true and anything that's not true. The more people are tortured, the more they make up to please the torturer. Then the torturer has to figure out when the vic started lying. Since our torturers are, in George Bush's immortal phrase, "professionals" and this whole legislative fight is over making torture legal so the "professionals" can't later be charged with breaking the Geneva Conventions, Bush has vowed to end "the program" completely if he doesn't get what he wants. (The same thin voice is shrieking, "Professional torturers trained with my tax money?")..."

Golden Oldies

12/7/99 - "In admiration of Bill Clinton"

"Don't know how many of you heard President Clinton's speech at the World Trade Organization. Except for C-SPAN junkies, I doubt anyone was watching. But it is high time somebody said the obvious out loud: The son of a gun is good.

How long has it been since you heard Clinton make a whole speech? I've been catching him on the tube in snippets for so long that I'd forgotten just how effortlessly persuasive he actually is. There he stood, the No. 1 Free-Trader in the Whole World, facing all the opposition. By the time he finished, he was on their side and they were on his side. He is a superb politician.

Anyone volunteering a kind word for Clinton nowadays has to issue the obligatory disclaimer. In my case, it's easy, since I barely agree with him 50 percent of the time.

He's not my kind of Democrat and never has been. But at least I have the sense to recognize the man's merits, whatever his failings.

He is an amazingly skilled pol at the top of his game. I know -- everybody hates politicians so much that to say someone is a great one is a form of cussin' him out. Nevertheless, I do admire real political skill, and Clinton has it in spades.

I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone better. Maybe Lyndon Johnson on a roll, or Bob Bullock in good health. Too bad that Clinton had to spend most of his presidency on defense. I would have liked to see him quarterback a Democratic Congress for the sheer interest of the exercise.

Don't ask me to explain what went wrong between Clinton and the Washington press corps. I've never understood it. I don't want to drag anyone through the Late Unpleasantness again, but as near as I can tell, about half the D.C. press corps is totally wiggy on the subject of Clinton. Otherwise rational people -- like Chris Matthews, Chris Hitchens, George Will, there's an army of them -- are so obsessed by Clinton's moral failings that they cannot see his performance, what he actually does with the job.

I'm sorry that Clinton is so flawed. That's truly a shame. As Mr. Shakespeare said, ''. . . and the elements, So mixed in him.'' But I still don't see why that prevents people who presume to have some grasp of objectivity from seeing what's right in front of them.

Clinton is such a master that he has played a Republican Congress to a dead standstill for six years now -- and often with no cards at all in his hand (mostly due to his own stupidity during the Late Unpleasantness).

Lord knows, the Republicans have saved Bill Clinton. Time after time after time, they are so blinded by their hatred of Clinton that they do themselves in. I'm sure it's a mercy, but it's also a peculiar phenomenon.

When the content-analysis mavens at the schools of communication go through coverage of the Clinton administration, my bet is that they find a lot more psychobabble than they do actual reporting on what he's done:

* A seven-year economic boom (and some of the credit for that should go to George Bush the elder), marred by a terrible maldistribution of wealth, mostly caused by stupid tax policies. If Clinton had had a better Congress, it wouldn't be such a problem.

* Some nice peace work here and there -- Northern Ireland, the Middle East.

* One bozo military adventure. Clinton's bombing of the drug factory in Sudan ranks right up there with the time that Ronald Reagan invaded Grenada to save us all from some Cuban construction workers. Kosovo is a disaster, but Kosovo was going to be a disaster no matter what we did.

* Almost certainly should have done better with Russia; there was an awful lot of capitalist hubris in this country after the Cold War ended.

* Some very graceful and deft diplomatic work. The Republicans keep complaining that Clinton apologizes for our foreign policy mistakes when he goes abroad. We had a lot of mistakes to apologize for. What, you thought the Greek junta was a swell bunch?

* A big failure on health-care reform, though I still think that lobby money is what really killed that bill. But note the interesting way that Clinton works as a pol. He really is an incrementalist. He got a full children's health insurance program through a Republican Congress (much credit to Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch). He signed a lousy welfare reform bill and then quietly went back and fixed many of the worst provisions in it. The guy just keeps chipping away.

The best description of Clinton I ever heard was from an Arkansas state senator who said: ''He's like one of those broad-bottomed children's toys. You tump him over, and he pops back up. You tump him over again, and he pops back up again.''

Whoever wins the election next year, I give him six weeks and one good screw-up before someone in Washington has the simple honesty to say, ''You know, Clinton coulda handled that with his eyes shut.'' "

Golden Oldies

1/2/97 - "Middle-class America is clueless about classism"

"SAN FRANCISCO -- I heard an interesting story from Don Bartlett, half of the famous investigative team of Bartlett-and-Steele. Bartlett was in lower Manhattan not long ago, moling through some archive near Wall Street, and he emerges at 5 p.m. to try to catch a cab. At last, he spots an empty cab and waves frantically, but the guy goes flying by. But then the cabbie brakes, pulls over and waits for Bartlett.

''How come you stopped?'' inquires Bartlett.

''Because you don't look like a stockbroker.'' (Bartlett, being an investigative reporter, naturally has that I-can't-get-my-socks-to-match fashion statement.)

''So what's wrong with stockbrokers?'' he asks.

''Two things. I come down here this time of day, I always get stockbrokers,'' says the cabbie. ''Two or three of them together, and it's not that they always act like I'm invisible. It's that they always talk about how much money they made that day. And then they talk about how hard they worked.

''I been drivin' this cab 20 years. I got three kids. After I finish my eight hours in the cab, I go to my other job and do eight hours there. I don't like to hear stockbrokers talk about how hard they work.''

Class differences in America are hard to write about. The country is run by people who haven't had to take a bus, let alone at 1 a.m., for at least 20 years -- if ever. Consequently, they're completely clueless about the bus-taking populace. In other words, they're clueless about the one-half of Americans who live on less than the median income of $30,800 a year, according to the Federal Reserve.

Shall I ever forget the glorious Sunday morning on David Brinkley's chat show when all the usual suspects agreed that the average middle-class family makes $80,000 a year? Of course, one of the oddities of American life is that families that do make $80,000 a year consider themselves to be perfectly average, middle-class Americans.

When populists are being tacky, we always bring up people like Mikey Eisner of the Walt Disney Co. (I work for Mr. Eisner and call him Mikey because I like to think of my employers affectionately.) The company just gave Mikey $196 million worth of stock options. Pointing out this sort of thing causes conservatives to humph about how we populists foment ''class warfare.'' However, it wasn't us populists who decided to pay Mikey another $196 million, so I say that's spinach.

After the ''class warfare'' charge comes the dreaded ''redistributionist'' accusation -- as in, ''You people (that's us people who have noticed that Mikey got another $196 million worth of stock options) believe in redistributionist politics; you want to redistribute wealth in this country.'' I don't know that I do, actually. If we could take a lot of money from rich people and give it to a lot of poor people, it might not be a bad thing, but it would probably be better just to pay poor people more to start with.

My problem with redistribution of wealth comes with the policies that take money from poor people and redistribute it upward to rich people. Personally, I think that's the kind of thing that causes class warfare."

Golden Oldies

2/7/96 - "PIRACY IN THE AIRWAVES; Telecommunications bill rips off consumers"

"ICEBOUND IN TEXAS -- I am reminded of an old Guindon cartoon. The host is by the slide-show screen saying to a ground of dejected guests: ''My first words to Eunice when I heard the storm was on its way were 'Quick! The camera!' The cinematographic muse had sounded her call, and we dared not fail her. The whole story of how the blizzard affected 793 South Lilac Drive could not and, may I add, did not go unrecorded.''

The first president of the University of Minnesota once claimed: ''Shut up indoors during the long though not dreary winters, in workshops and around firesides, our people must by and by become thoughtful, serious, studious, inventive.'' Yeah, but they're Minnesotans. Have you any idea what happens when you try to keep Texans penned up?

Oh well, on the theory that there's a little Minnesotan in all of us, let's snuggle up for a few moments with the telecommunications bill that our only Congress just saw fit to pass by overwhelming margins. Since all you can do during a winter storm is: a) phone your friends; b) watch television, and c) play with the computer if you have one, you should have telecommunications on the brain right now.

Item No. 1: The most dread words in the English language are: ''It has the support of everyone in the industry.'' Translation: We've just been screwed again.

Item No. 2: When you hear a right-wing Republican like Rep. Thomas Bliley Jr. of Virginia, the tool of the tobacco industry, claim, ''Today, we have broken up two of the biggest government monopolies left, local telephone service and cable television,'' you should run screaming from the hall in terror. You know this is not a man given to breaking up monopolies.

Item No. 3: The story so far. In anticipation of the great free-for-all of market competition Bliley and others promise this bill will bring, the following has already happened. Disney bought Cap Cities/ABC; Westinghouse bought CBS; AT&T split itself into three parts and is laying off 40,000 workers (Bliley says the bill will ''create thousands of new jobs''); merger talks are already under way between two of the giant Bell companies, Nynex and Bell Atlantic; the major players, including cable and software companies, have already formed numerous partnerships, with cross-ownership deals so complex that it looks like a spider's web when you make a chart of it.

Item No. 4: Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole is a craven tower of Jell-O; if you want to see a spineless politician, watch Dole on this bill. Less than two weeks ago, he said it was a ''big, big corporate welfare project'' to give away $70 billion worth of the digital broadcasting spectrum. Hell, it's the biggest rip-off in the history of the Earth.

The ultimate worth of the digital broadcasting spectrum will probably be counted in the billions of dollars. That's the public airwaves, folks; that's our property. We could have made a hole in the national debt with that money; we could have set aside zillions for educational programming for children; we could have wired every school in the country for computer access. And what we're getting out of this is zip.

Six months ago, Dole was attacking Time-Warner for putting out tacky rap music. Time-Warner just snuck out of this bill with a pile of blue chips so big you can't even measure it.

Item No. 5: The telecommunications industry just got itself the finest bill that money can buy. Telecom has given $40 million to Congress during the past 10 years -- $1.2 million in political action committee money during the past six months of '95 alone. Politicians in key positions to affect the bill got the most.

Item No. 6: This is the most important piece of legislation since health-care reform was on the table; it will affect our lives in more ways and longer and cost us more money than anything short of health-care reform. So how come your faithful news media have told you squat about it?

Look at who owns us, bubba; look at who owns us. I'm a professional anti-conspiracy theorist, and I think there's too much paranoia in this country already, but I'm telling you, it's right there in front of all of us. The reason you know jack about this bill is because the people who own the media are the ones who are going to make all the money from it. They bought the politicians for $40 million and walked away with at least $70 billion worth of free airwaves. This bill is not going to ''increase competition,'' for heaven's sake. It's going to lead to a merger frenzy that will make last summer look like kindergarten.

When I first started doing one-minute editorials for a local television station, I wondered how I could possibly say anything useful about anything in 60 seconds. Then I realized that it doesn't take that long to say, ''Hang the bastards.'' Let's."

Golden Oldies

3/15/97 - "Pentagon Pulls Another Giant `Oops'"

"A PERFECT political Rorschach test for our time: "Military loses Gulf War records: 75 percent of chemical weapons logs are missing; ill vets suspect coverup."

"Pentagon reveals it lost most logs on chemical arms: Logs missing from two sites; Gulf War veterans now raise questions of coverup . . ."

The first requirement for taking this test is that you know no more about the situation than is covered in the headlines, which is about the same amount you learned from watching TV news. The second requirement is that you reach a conclusion immediately. This is:

A. A coverup.

B. A foulup.

C. Danged peculiar.

Your choice means you are:

A. Paranoid.

B. A chump.

C. Nobody's fool.

Specific information that may help you decide: "Missing from two sites." Human beings find coincidences infinitely astonishing, but coincidence is as common as dirt.

On the other hand, having been through Vietnam, Watergate, Iran/Contra and any number of lesser "gates," should we not conclude that only a chump would trust the government? Or a big corporation? Or a doctor? Or a lawyer? Or a minister? Or a Boy Scout leader? Help, we're surrounded by scoundrels, knaves and liars, you can't trust anyone.

On still another hand, Richard Nixon, among others, would have told you with his dying breath that Watergate was not a conspiracy, it was just a deadly combination of bad luck, bad timing and bad judgment. Plus some lying. Bad luck, bad timing, bad judgment and, I am sorry to say, lying are also as common as dirt. And more common than all of them put together is human stupidity.

Consider that we are speaking of the Pentagon, an organization that not long ago confessed that it had mislaid $15 billion. Couldn't find a trace. Had no idea. Sort of a giant "oops."

Note also that some of the missing information seems to have been wiped out by a computer virus, allegedly introduced into the system by an officer who took some computer games to Gulf War headquarters. Oops.

According to the New York Times, "The gaps in the logs include the period from March 4 to March 10, 1991, when American troops blew up an Iraqi ammunition depot that is now thought to have contained tons of nerve gas and other chemical weapons. . . . Today's report does add to the growing body of evidence that Defense Department officials mishandled -- may even have destroyed -- evidence that would have indicated that the exposures did occur. After years of denials, the Pentagon acknowledged only last June that some American soldiers might have been exposed to nerve gas and other chemical weapons, and it has since conceded that more than 20,000 troops may have been exposed."

So, what do they think they're hiding, assuming they are, and why are they hiding it? Monetary claims from soldiers whose health was damaged? To protect the military's reputation for having achieved a brilliant victory in the Gulf War, a reputation carefully built and burnished by the military, in part to make up for its long period in the national doghouse after Vietnam?

That American soldiers might have been impaired by fiendish weapons made by Saddam Hussein wouldn't have fazed Americans one bit. That our own military might have lied about same to save either money or reputation would be truly devastating to the public trust. In other words, if there's a conspiracy here, it's a conspiracy of fools. As usual."

Molly was an original and it's so unfair that cancer has stolen her away from us. I always thought she'd still be skewering the rich and powerful when she was 100 years old. I feel sick, like I've lost a very close friend. Molly kept me informed and entertained for many many years with her wit and wisdom - how right she was about Shrub and many others.

To her family I send my deepest sympathy, a great lady has passed. Thank you Molly for brightening our lives.

LA Times Obituary

I remember my father and grandfather reading her column at the breakfast table when I was young. These were honest, hard-working Texan men that taught me to respect life, liberty, and the unique acuity of the female mind when they shared her columns (before they even read the Sports page!).

Ann, Molly: You were the real Heart of Texas. Thank You.

I actually meant to post this little quote from Molly, but I felt like sharing something else first. People, this is why we vote:

It's all very well to dismiss the dismal sight of our Legislature in action by saying, "I'm just not interested in politics," but the qualifications of the people who prescribe your eyeglasses, how deep you will be buried, what books your kids read in school, whether your beautician knows how to give a perm, the size of the cells in Stripe City and a thousand and one other matters that touch your lives daily are decided by the dweebs, dorks, geeks, crooks and bozos we've put into public office. (You may believe yourself in no peril of ever landing in Stripe City, but should you happen to contravene a law made by the only politicians we've got, this too will become a matter of some moment to you. For example, if you happen to possess six or more phallic sex toys, you are a felon under Texas law. In their boundless wisdom, our solons decided that five or fewer of the devices make you a mere hobbyist.)

Down to bringing mother's into the debate? Now that's real productive!

yip yip yip ... nip nip nip...

~OGD~

One of the few decent things I found at Wash. Post in recent years:

"Molly Ivins Shook the Walls With Her Clarion Call
By Maya Angelou
Special to The Washington Post
Friday, February 2, 2007; Page C01
Up to the walls of Jericho
She marched with a spear in her hand.
Go blow them ram horns she cried
For the battle is in my hand
The walls have not come down, but they have been given a serious shaking.
That Jericho voice is stilled now.
Molly Ivins has been quieted.
The writer and journalist, dearly loved and admired by many, hated and feared by many, died of cancer in her Texas home on Jan. 31, 2007.
The walls of ignorance and prejudice and cruelty, which she railed against valiantly all her public life, have not fallen, but their truculence to do so does not speak against her determination to make them collapse.
Weeks before she died, she launched what she called "an old-fashioned newspaper crusade" against President Bush's announcement that he was going to send more troops to Iraq.
She wrote, "We are the people who run this country. We are the deciders. Every single day every single one of us needs to step outside and take some action to help stop this war. We need people in the streets banging pots and pans and demanding, 'Stop it now!' "
Years ago there was a fundraising gala for People for the American Way in New York, and Molly Ivins was keynote speaker. I was a loyal collector and serious Ivins reader, but I had not met the author. Another famous journalist, who was to have introduced her, had his flight canceled in a Southern city. Norman Lear, founder of the organization, asked me to introduce her. I did not hesitate. I spoke glowingly about Ms. Ivins for a few minutes, then, suddenly, a six-foot-tall, red-haired woman sprang from the wings. She strode onto the stage and over to the microphone. She gave me an enveloping hug and said, in that languorous Texas accent, "Maya Angelou and I are identical twins, we were separated at birth."
I am also six feet tall, but I am not white. She was under 50 when she made the statement, and I was in my middle 60s, but our hearts do beat in the same rhythm. Whoever separated us at birth must know it did not work. We have been in the struggle for equal rights for all people since we met on that Waldorf Astoria stage. We have laughed together without apology and we have wept when weeping was necessary.
I shall be weeping a little more these days but I shall never forget the charge. Joshua commanded the people to shout and the walls came tumbling down.
Molly,
I am shouting,
With two voices,
Walls come down!
Walls come down!
Walls come down!
Poet Maya Angelou is the author of "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.""

Homer Hewitt

In today's NY Times, Paul Krugman quotes some of Molly Ivins' comments on the Iraq invasion:

an. 16, 2003: “I assume we can defeat Hussein without great cost to our side (God forgive me if that is hubris). The problem is what happens after we win. The country is 20 percent Kurd, 20 percent Sunni and 60 percent Shiite. Can you say, ‘Horrible three-way civil war?’ ”

July 14, 2003: “I opposed the war in Iraq because I thought it would lead to the peace from hell, but I’d rather not see my prediction come true and I don’t think we have much time left to avert it. That the occupation is not going well is apparent to everyone but Donald Rumsfeld. ... We don’t need people with credentials as right-wing ideologues and corporate privatizers — we need people who know how to fix water and power plants.”

Krugman adds:

So Molly Ivins — who didn’t mingle with the great and famous, didn’t have sources high in the administration, and never claimed special expertise on national security or the Middle East — got almost everything right. Meanwhile, how did those who did have all those credentials do?

With very few exceptions, they got everything wrong. They bought the obviously cooked case for war — or found their own reasons to endorse the invasion. They didn’t see the folly of the venture, which was almost as obvious in prospect as it is with the benefit of hindsight. And they took years to realize that everything we were being told about progress in Iraq was a lie.

Homer www.altara.blogspot.com

Huh? Calling you a momma's boy does not bring anyone's mother into it. Work on your reading comprehension, OGD.

I'm sure you have a link that supports your amusing contention that the Post-War Baby Boom began two or three years before the war ended, right?

Your comments are always so full of truth and meaning, Reece. The only thing that would make them more profound might be the occasional "nyah, nyah."

In one of her columns that I read yesterday, Molly Ivins referred to herself as a member of the tiny Peace Corps generation, one step ahead of the baby boomer gneration.

As I noted in a comment below, Molly Ivins, in one of her columns that I read yesterday referred to herself as a member of the tiny Peace Corps generation, one step ahead of the baby boomers.

dupe

yip yip yip ... nip nip nip...

 ~OGD~

Interesting...

... Molly Ivins referred to herself as a member of the tiny Peace Corps generation, one step ahead of the baby boomer gneration.

Well ... Armed with that bit of information it now leaves me with an impression that Molly's comprehension may have been under a cloud of delusion according to one primary unnamed specialist in our midst ...

~OGD~

 

Just the same one you used before, KJ.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_boomer

Try to actually read it this time.

AT LAST I know which generation to assign myself.  Another gift of Molly Ivins. 

aMike

OGD, you must have rated my comment as "unproductive" because (a) You question my reference to a Molly Ivins column (b) You don't give a flying fuck what generation Molly Ivins thought she belonged to because you are intent on continuing a series of juvenile and asnine remarks in this thread that have nothing to do with Molly Ivins, dead or alive or (c) You are playing the tit-for-tat ratings game.

I would prefer to think that (a)you question my reference to a Molly Ivins column in which she defined what generation she thought she belonged to.

Here is the column.

4/7/96 - "The Sunshine State makes room for Geritol Generation" by Molly Ivins (who is dead now in case anyone here has forgotten the topic of this thread)

"SARASOTA, Fla. -- Generational differences never have seemed particularly interesting to me. A lot of trees have been sacrificed in analyzing generations or extolling the virtues of one set of folks over another based on their chronological progress through life. Young folks, old folks -- once you make it through the horrors of teenhood (a truly excruciating experience, calling for endless patience and sympathy from all who have survived it), I figure only character counts. Great people in their 20s, great people in their 80s -- I just don't see that much difference.

True, there are certain identifying characteristics; no one touched by the Great Depression seems to have escaped without ... how to put this ... a touch of excessive thriftiness. OK, let's face it: They're all cheap in some funny way. You can't let those Depression folks loose in a Sam's Club without them coming out with a lifetime supply of something just because it's such a bargain.

For your WW Two-ers, the War was and always will be the defining experience. The Good War is something that the Vietnam generation will always envy them; it gave them a sense of purpose and confidence. All we got was a sense of bleak reality and a permanent distrust of government bull.

I should confess that I have been racing through life just ahead of this enormous demographic tidal wave called the baby boomers. Too late for the '50s, too soon for LSD. I think we may actually qualify as a generation, but we're so tiny that most sociologists miss us entirely; we were the Peace Corps Generation. Although a lot of us went to 'Nam, our political baptism was actually the civil rights movement. As for the boomers, too much ink has already has been spilled on them; the only unifying characteristic I can identify is the funny expressions they get when certain old rock songs are played. Put on the soundtrack from ''The Big Chill'' and they start to boogie -- can't help themselves.

But there's nothing like Florida, home of the Old Folks, to get one thinking about generations. If one wanted to be unkind, one could consider Florida sort of our national Elephant Burying Ground, where the old folks, wise but feeble, come to die.

What interests me about the place is that in a culture notorious for worshipping youth and denying death, Floridians seem to have it together on this subject better than the rest of us. One rarely finds a younger Floridian (this seems to mean anyone under 70 here) who is impatient with old folks. Seniors plod along the roads at a cautious 30 mph, but almost no one honks at them; the youngers steer around them as though these slower-moving creatures were a natural part of environment, no more worthy of comment or upset than a pickup truck in Texas. I hate to say this, but it is not like that during Dallas rush hours. Because Florida has so many seniors, and a lot of them still work, its pace is slower and more civil -- sort of the South Plus.

I could be wrong -- I don't visit Florida that often -- but it seems to me that there is considerable respect for the wisdom of the older elephants. Talking to newspaper colleagues here, I never hear dismissive remarks like ''just some old geezer'' when an unpleasant letter to the editor citing some long-forgotten episode appears. All hands stop, consider and sometimes amend their ways if the criticism is well-founded.

A fellow I met on an airplane recently observed that he felt he was ''in the legacy phase'' of his life. Children raised, home secure, still working but not so keen on climbing the greasy pole of ambition, starting to consider what larger legacy he might leave.

I have recently done a tour of my own aged P's, each of whom is contributing more to the civil sector now than I can recall their doing when they were younger. My mother in Maryland is a dedicated volunteer; my father in Florida ponders how to reform the schools and teach ethics to the young. (Great -- I get to middle age and find out I've got Bill Bennett for a dad.) My stepmother does her bit to keep up civilization by being rather exigent about standards of service and courtesy.

As all regular readers know, I am optimistic to the point of idiocy. Everyone else contemplating the impending avalanche of aging yuppies has tended to run screaming from the thought: Aaaarrrrgggghhh -- a zillion wrinkles! Providing that we can cure our tendency to try to keep people alive past the point when the Lord is clearly inviting them home, I think it could be good for the country. Great herds of older elephants, no longer capable of damaging the environment or needing to battle one another, might just have accumulated enough wisdom to head the civilization in a better direction."

Lighten up. Molly Ivins had a great sense of humor. So to continue to laugh while struggling to dismantle the Cheney/Bush junta is part of keeping Molly's tradition alive.

Tom

mrs panstreppon :

Are you fully aware that my comment referring to the "...one primary unnamed specialist in our midst..." found here, was actually referring to this individual here? Or do you think I was referring to you and your comment?

~OGD~

mrs panstreppon :

OGD, you must have rated my comment as "unproductive" because (a) You question my reference to a Molly Ivins column (b) You don't give a flying fuck what generation Molly Ivins thought she belonged to because you are intent on continuing a series of juvenile and asnine remarks in this thread that have nothing to do with Molly Ivins, dead or alive or (c) You are playing the tit-for-tat ratings game. I would prefer to think that (a)you question my reference to a Molly Ivins column in which she defined what generation she thought she belonged to.

 

I originally rated your comment unproductive to catch your attention, as I knew it would, after you for some reason rated mine unproductive.

Are you fully aware that my comment found here referring to the "...one primary unnamed specialist in our midst..." was actually referring to this individual here? Or do you think I was referring to you and your comment?

Just in case you bombed in here and didn't read my initial comment, go back up and read my original that set this unnamed specialist character off like a whirling dervish...

~OGD~

OGD, The series of comments about who constitutes the baby boomer generation had nothing to do with Molly Ivins and was more about people here, one being you, taking potshots at each other.

This thread started out with a series of comments that had nothing to do with Molly Ivins. You have no idea how angry I was to have to wade through the crap posted here to actually read something about Molly Ivins.

I tried to politely turn the topic back to Molly Ivins by posting excerpts from her columns but without success.

I tried to politely end the bickering about baby boomers by posting Molly Ivins's thoughts on what generation she belonged to. You, however, were determined to keep it going.

I very seldom rate posts and if I do, it is usually a "5" because I think a particular post merited attention. I waited several days before I rated any posts here as "unproductive" but the same people persisted in disrupting a thread about Molly Ivins, hence the "1"s.

You claim that you rated my post "1" to get my attention. I have no idea why you think you had to do that rather than just ask me about my ratings. I don't think I will put much stock in any future ratings from you.

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