Are You a Republican?
I once considered myself a Republican. In light of the record of the Bush Administration and the Republican controlled congress, I can no longer claim to be a Republican. Now we have George “AWOL” Bush and his sidekick, Dick “Five-Deferment” Cheney calling Democrats who question their failed Iraq strategy, “cut and runners”.
Meet Tammy Duckworth, Democratic candidate for Congress from Illinois and combat veteran. Tammy lost both legs in a helicopter crash. Hearing the charge that she wanted to cut and run, Tammy said:
"Well, I didn't cut and run, Mr. President. Like so many others, I proudly fought and sacrificed,; Duckworth said. "My helicopter was shot down long after you proclaimed 'mission accomplished."
If you enjoy shoplifting while working at the White House, you might be a Republican.
You may not recognize Claude Allen's name, but you've probably seen his face in photos, a little off to the side, a few steps away from the president. As George W. Bush's top domestic-policy adviser, Allen stuck close to the boss. He was Bush's frequent companion on Air Force One, and helped stage-manage issues like Social Security and education. A born-again Christian (his wife home-schools their four kids) and credentialed conservative (he got his start as an aide to Sen. Jesse Helms), the 45-year-old lawyer was regarded as a man on his way up in Republican politics. Party leaders, always on the lookout for conservative black candidates, pegged Allen as a future congressman or senator. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11786648/site/newsweek/
(Note: Allen pled guilty in September 2006-- http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/04/AR2006080400919.html)
If you enjoy soliciting teenagers and children for sex over the internet, you might be a Republican:
Congressman Mark Foley. Republican Rep. Mark Foley resigned yesterday after the exposure of several sexually suggestive messages he sent to underage boys. Mr. Foley, a Florida Republican and chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus, led efforts to overhaul sex-offender laws, apologized in a brief statement that did not mention the electronic correspondence with the former congressional pages. (http://washingtontimes.com/national/20060930-010821-5764r.htm)
Randall Casseday. Metropolitan Police today charged the director of human resources at The Washington Times with one count of attempting to entice a minor on the Internet. Randall Casseday, 53, was arrested at 9:45 p.m. yesterday in the 1300 block of Brentwood Road NE, where police said he had arranged to meet who he thought was a 13-year-old girl. He had actually exchanged Internet messages and photographs with a male police officer posing as a girl. (http://washingtontimes.com/metro/20060927-054303-9103r.htm)
Brian J. Doyle. The deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was arrested Tuesday for using the Internet to seduce what he thought was a teenage girl, authorities said. Brian J. Doyle, 55, was arrested in Maryland where he lives on charges of use of a computer to seduce a child and transmission of harmful material to a minor. The charges were issued out of Polk County Fla. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/04/05/department-of-homeland-se_n_18517.html)
If you enjoy sending other people’s children to war while your kids go to college and hang out in bars, you might be a Republican.
On August 2, day two of the summer terror scare, Jenna and Barbara Bush had to go to midtown. . . .Later, Miller invited the whole group, about a dozen of them by now, back to his loft farther down Bond Street, where they drank wine that someone had brought from their dad’s wine cellar. The party continued till 3 a.m. or so, which made it kind of an early night for the twins, who have been known to shut down meatpacking-district clubs like the tiny, exclusive Bungalow 8. Once, at that club, Jenna saw Joey co-star Jennifer Coolidge and a few friends in a banquette across the way. “I loved you in Legally Blonde 2,” gushed Jenna (Coolidge played Reese Witherspoon’s hairdresser confidante). http://newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/rnc/9699/
If you start a war in Iraq while lying to the American people that Saddam was tied to Osama Bin Laden, you might be a Republican.
If you failed to complete your own National Guard service and your Vice President received five deferments to avoid service in Vietnam, but accuse political opponents who challenge your failed foreign policy in Iraq of being cowards, you might be a Republican.
If you call dark skinned people Macacas and Niggers, you might be a Republican.
If you ignore intelligence community warnings that Bin Laden is determined to strike inside the United States, you might be a Republican.
If you follow policies that squander a budget surplus and create an $8.5 trillion dollar budget deficit, you might be a Republican.
If you expose the identity of an undercover CIA officer in charge of tracking down Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, you might be a Republican.
If you believe the President should be entitled to jail, without recourse to Habeus Corpus, anyone he decides is a threat, you might be a Republican.















Well, although I am definitely NOT a Republican, I do like the first part of the next-to-the-last qualifications on your list:
Yes, I definitely think the President should be entitled to (go to) jail without recourse to Habeus Corpus!
Jan Knaus
September 30, 2006 2:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
My name is Hoppy and I am an ex-Republican. When I was in high school I was a rock solid conservative, know it all Republican. When I was in college I was a Republican with a few doubts. When I got married I was an independent. Finally, at about age 35 I beat the habit! My last Republican thought was 12,775 days ago. I'm still clean and sober.
Hoppy in Sacramento
September 30, 2006 7:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Do you have that much against what the British call Ordinary Decent Criminals?
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
September 30, 2006 7:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
No habeas corpus and a little waterboarding for Bush:) Just kidding. I believe in the Constitution and the Geneva Accords.
I don't see how one could live through Goldwater's 1964 campaign and Nixon's Southern strategy and Reagan's campaign beginning in Philadelphia, Mississippi, and remain a Republican. Of course, seeing the spinelessness of so many Democrats that's not exactly a thrill either.
Tom
September 30, 2006 7:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
I am what was once known as a Rockefeller Republican (fiscally conservative, socially moderate), which means I am now a Democrat.
September 30, 2006 8:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
... or maybe a Green if we had a parliamentary system.
Tom
September 30, 2006 8:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wow Mr. Johnson! You go bro!!
heh. Great list. Hope you don't mind if I take advantage and use this where it might do some good.
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September 30, 2006 8:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Though I am part of the true future of America, the Libertarian Party, we must not forget that the GOP is diverse. You have Neocons, Christian Conservatives, Moderate Conservatives, Yuppies, Rednecks, and, gulp, major business leaders.
Quite a list.
September 30, 2006 9:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
That sounds like an impressive group. I wonder why they elected so many criminals to Congress. Could it be that all that group cares about is trying to avoid paying taxes, and wanting like minded bigots?
Incidentally, I graduated from college in '59, before the true dimensions of the Republican Party had evolved.
Hoppy in Sacramento
September 30, 2006 9:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Larry, you're really on to something here. I suggest you disseminate it as widely as possible. It might really make a difference.
October 1, 2006 1:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Never ever ever have I registered or voted Rethuglican! I had their number way back when Ronnie ruled!
October 1, 2006 4:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
"You have Neocons, Christian Conservatives, Moderate Conservatives, Yuppies, Rednecks, and, gulp, major business leaders."
Try again, Gettysburg. One more time, in crayon: "Neocon" is a made-up word that sounds like it refers to "New Conservatives". Exactly what have they been conserving? Nothing, EVER. A neocon is a Dominionist in politics. Goal: To destroy ALL opposition, at home and abroad, to take over America and turn it into a fascist theocracy with Old Testament laws and punishments (welcome back stoning), and to convert, control or destroy (Armageddon) the rest of the world. They are working toward causing the Second Coming of Christ.
They're not worried about war with all of Islam; they're trying to figure out how to bring China and Russia into the battle as per prophecy!
Ian
Illegitimis non carborundum!
October 1, 2006 5:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
Have to exclude "major business leaders" since that category is present in both parties. So is "rednecks", so is "moderate conservatives", and no doubt plenty of "yuppies".
October 1, 2006 6:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
Which is why, if we had a parliamentary system, I would support the Green Party.
Tom
October 1, 2006 7:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
You know, Larry... I once considered myself a Republican as well. It was back during the early 1990s when I was in high school. I was so vociferous that when Thomas Sobol, a liberal thinker on education, came to speak to my high school, he responded to my hostile question after his talk by wondering why liberal kids weren't as dogmatic and enthusiastic as conservative kids. In fact, he didn't even answer my question (and I don't remember what it was) because he decided to talk about the need to educate and inspire young liberals the way conservatives were inspiring my type back then.
After high school, I went to a large public university. There, I learned that everyone didn't have the advantages I did and that it's insane to follow a laissex-faire philosophy in a world without equal playing grounds. Basically, in college, I learned that some of us have an easier path to life than others but that none of us are better than anybody else.
I'd always been a libertarian-Republican rather than a social or religious conservative so it was easy for me to convert. At one point, even, my conversion went so far that I started to worry that my libertarian leanings were not at all being served by mainstream Democrats. Hell, for awhile I went independent and even Green.
These days, I'm a Democrat, but wary of members of my party who are either socially conservative or who are too willing to compromise with economic right wingers. I count myself a Democrat but I still worry that the party isn't compassionate enough on economic issues, is too authoritariian on social issues and is too willing to blow with the wind on foreign policy.
I'm writing this because I'm, like you, a convert. I see the best parts of the other side but I see better stuff on the left. In this post, you point out the corruption of the current Republican regime. But the Democrats lost congress in the early 1990s because they were once as corrupt.
The "Bull Moose" claims to be a former Republican who is now independent. But he's really just a Republican who writes on the Internet under the banner of the DLC and under the safety-umbrella of self-proclaimed independence.
I don't really believe in a "center," because everything I've seen of a center these days are simply examples of people giving in to the other side under the excuse of being willing to compromise.
I do think, though, that we now have a chance for a Democratic party that won't fall to corruption -- it just has to be socially libertarian and economically compassionate -- willing to let people be themselves (even if they want to say, own guns or marry some one of the same sex) without letting them dominate commerce (like, say, Wal-Mart or Microsoft).
Sure, Republicans are now corrpupt and should be punished for it. But both parties have fallen to corruption after being in power for a long time. We need something new. McCain and Lieberman style bipartisans can't get that done because they promote the worst elements of both parties.
The DLC used to claim it had a "third way." They were wrong. Their way was more of the same. A real third way, I think, would involve a commitment to true social freedom and economic fairness. We're both refugees from the Republican party... I think that our best chance is to change the Democrats.
thosethingswesay.blogspot.com
October 1, 2006 4:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
As with almost anything in politics, definitions change over time. Lincoln himself, the first Republican president, might not have recognized either the Republican parties of 1972 and 2002. In the late sixties and early seventies, there were at least two broad wings, the moderate-to-liberal Rockefeller-Percy wing, with the Ripon Society developing much of its policies, and the "new right" that was reexamining it ideologies (yes, plural) after the Goldwater nomination, and then the challenges that led to Nixon. Some of the activists in foreign policy were more Democrats, identified with Scoop Jackson and others. Tended to be nervous about unions and trial lawyers.
While there were small factions that frequently split and joined, there were several groups on the right that had at least some message:
This could all change quickly, but there were no dominant movements looking for the Rapture.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
October 1, 2006 4:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Are You a Republican?
OK, point taken. But what does it mean to be a Democrat?
Last I heard (not that I've been listening very hard), Democrats like Hillary were going to do exactly the same as Bush, only better, with more troops, etc. And a bunch of them even voted for the torture law a few days back. And, of course, there is, or was, Joe Lieberman. And he was a Democratic Vice-Presidential candidate, I vaguely recall. How much more Democratic can you get than that?
Maybe, as more and more old-style Republicans desert Bush's GOP, Democrats will become old-style Republicans. And maybe the Greens will become old-style Democrats.
October 1, 2006 6:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
So Flaming Lefty you gave me a 1. Please inform me as to why my comment above is "inappropriate".
Tom
October 1, 2006 6:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's almost certainly FD. He 1'd me, too. Could I beg an up-rate? (Above).
October 1, 2006 7:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Tom
October 1, 2006 8:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Because he disagrees with you. After all that's the reason you give them to me...
October 2, 2006 3:11 AM | Reply | Permalink
...and losing elections that you should win by a landslide...
October 2, 2006 3:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
If you expose the identity of an undercover CIA officer in charge of tracking down Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, you might be a Republican.
Ok, help me out here, I thought you said there were no Iraqi WMD.
October 2, 2006 3:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
Actually I believe she was working on the IRAN nuclear issue. That very same issue they are lying to us about now.
October 2, 2006 11:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
She told me it was less my animal magnetism that drew her to me, but that I was the only person in the room that seemed to know what a libertarian was.
Serious question: is there an equivalent captivating (silly permitted) reading experience for liberals?
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
October 2, 2006 12:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
What's your point? That you can't say that there are no WMD's while at the same time criticizing the leak of the identity of one of the people tasked to look for them (by the same persons who "believed" they existed?
Come on.
October 2, 2006 1:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
My recollection is that Plame did not come up with evidence that significant amounts of yellowcake were being procured by Iraq.
The strongest evidence for any prohibited weaponry consistently seemed to be in missile programs, where the UN inspectors found and destroyed substantial numbers. I had a friend on one of the UN teams who said that the Iraqis apparently learned from their crumbling SCUDs, as the first time they tried to crunch the new things with a bulldozer, they sort of bounced away until the 'dozer had just the right angle.
To me, one of the many theories that has been advanced, and makes a good deal of sense, is that Saddam recognized that without delivery systems, he didn't have anything of military significance. If the theory is correct, he focused on missiles, and put the payload projects into mothballs -- after all, he still had the key people. This does tend to argue against his being particularly interested in supplying portable weapons to terrorists.
I'm willing to believe that he was also bluffing in some brinksmanship. Too many generals independently said they had no chemical weapons, but they thought another division did.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
October 2, 2006 2:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
A major figure in Saddam's administration, Jafar Dhia Jafar, felt that the unresolved discrepancy between reported chemical weapons and the smaller amount found was that Saddam felt he couldn't report the actual huge amount he used against Iran.
This man was a physicist that coordinated Iraq's nuclear weapon program in the '80s. He fled Iraq in April 2003. He explained that when Saddam accepted he was in the gunsights of the US he dropped all programs (after the Gulf War). Obvious credibility issues for a former regime figure, but Jacques Baute, of IAEA, tangled with him repeatedly, and admitted that "by and large, what he told us after 1995 was pretty accurate." (From Seymour Hersh.)
October 2, 2006 4:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Have you read "Flaming Lefty's" posts? I think you should consider any down-rating from it to be an honor (that is, until he/she/it gets banned from this site)
Jan Knaus
October 2, 2006 6:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
I believe the informal pronoun formed from "she", "he", and "it" is most appropriate in this case.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
October 2, 2006 6:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
SFC Wallace, dude, you and I both know and BELIEVE GEORGE W. BUSH and not those nit picking CIA agents!!!
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Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.
- Dick Cheney, speech to VFW National Convention, Aug. 26, 2002
Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that were used for the production of biological weapons.
- George W. Bush, speech to UN General Assembly, Sept. 12, 2002
Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.
- George W. Bush, address to the U.S., March 17, 2003
The people of the United States and our friends and allies will not live at the mercy of an outlaw regime that threatens the peace with weapons of mass murder.
- George W. Bush, address to U.S., March 19, 2003
There is no doubt that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction. And….as this operation continues, those weapons will be identified, found, along with the people who have produced them and who guard them.
- Gen. Tommy Franks, press conference, March 22, 2003
We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south, and north somewhat.
- Donald Rumsfeld, ABC interview, March 30, 2003
October 2, 2006 8:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
I understand Multinational Force just uncovered a cache of protractors, surveying levels, and calculators.
[Lily von Shtupp]
It's twoo! It's twoo! Weapons of math destwuction!
[/Lily von Shtupp]
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
October 2, 2006 8:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
SFC,
Sarge, as a soldier and a U.S. citizen, if you fought in a war on the side of the United States and that war was lost, would you not still believe that you had fought on the right side? .
October 2, 2006 8:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
I believe that a huge stash of arabic numerals were found there too.
Neoboho
October 3, 2006 7:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Well,...sure: Down with Skool, G. Williams, R. Searle. In fact, Molesworth may have been the hippy prototype.
Neoboho
October 3, 2006 8:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
The sinister al-Gebra may be at work.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
October 3, 2006 8:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
I was in High School then, Hoppy. But what did it for me was that everytime I dated a girl from a right leaning family I discovered that at home all their furniture was covered in plastic, and there were plastic runners protecting the carpets. So I decided then that the differences betweern right and left were deeply cultural. or considering the meaning of plasticicity, deeply superficial.
Neoboho
October 3, 2006 8:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Instead of renaming French fries perhaps we should rename the bright stars (Aldebaran Betelgeuse, Deneb, Altair, etc.). I guess we can keep Antares.
October 3, 2006 1:03 PM | Reply | Permalink