The Krauthammer Charade, Part I
Charles Krauthammer's columns are published on Fridays. Thus, I hereby proclaim a new recurring feature -- the second Friday of every month, we'll revisit the man's January 18, 2006 column, "The Iran Charade, Part II" in which he confidently proclaimed -- contrary to the judgment of every relevant intelligence agency -- that "Iran is probably just months away" from a nuclear bomb.
We're now one, two, three, four, five, six, seven months and . . . no nuke.
Today we learn that Democrats are "myopic doves" doomed to failure unless we embrace Liebermanism. But why would anyone listen to this blowhard?
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Comments (17)
Blowhard is too kind. I stopped reading Krauthammer when he started making psychological diagnoses of people he disagreed with.
August 11, 2006 8:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
He sort of has a point in that Democrats should be doing more to talk about post-Iraq foreign policy. Perhaps by emphasizing how being tied down in Iraq limits our options in dealing with Iran, by pointing out that our conscious effort to project a "cowboy" attitude has alienated moderates in the Arab world, by asking why America refuses to even talk to Iran.
Or at the very least emphasizing that people who messed up in Iraq can't be trusted to make decisions about Iran.
August 11, 2006 8:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Aw c'mon, Matt, you don't KNOW they they don't have a nuke yet. Maybe they're HIDING it. Y'know, because they're planning to use it somewhere. If they were planning to use it, wouldn't it make sense that they'd keep it a secret? In fact, I'd say the fact that they HAVEN'T announced they have a nuke is PROOF that they DO have one and are at this moment making preparations to obliterate Tel Aviv. Or at least, our only responsible course is to assume so, and to take out Tehran first.
[Smacks side of head]
Sorry, I was channeling Krauthammer there for a moment.
August 11, 2006 8:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Back in January "the point of no return" when Iran would know enough that it could build a bomb by itself even under sanctions was the big threat that would necessitate preemptive bombing.
Depending on how you define "point of no return" which I have never seen defined rigorously enough that it is possible to say a country has or has not passed the point - it may be fair to say Iran has already passed that point it might also be fair to say Iran had passed that point before January or before 2003. It depends on how you define the point.
Now Krauthammer expected his readers to take from what he wrote that Iran would actually have a bomb in months or at least that his readers should be afraid that Iran would have some new bomb-related program activity in months. But the phrasing shows that Krauthammer himself knew better.
August 11, 2006 9:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
CK said that "the point of no return" was only months away, not that the actual bomb was only months away.
I wish Matthew were more careful about these things.
August 11, 2006 9:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
The funny thing is that Krauthammer talks about the future Post-Iraq war, but if I understand his policy on the war right, there will never be a post-Iraq war time, because we will stay in Iraq forever. Or until we achieve the unreachable "victory" that will never come. Same difference.
August 11, 2006 9:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Here's my letter to Chuck in response to the Op-Ed titled "Short term Gain, Long term Pain". Probably won't read it but makes me feel better. How'd I do?
Funny article Chuck. I see you haven't noticed that what works in the "War on Terrorism" is everything but war. Intelligence and police work foiled the lastest plot. The Iraq war probably just pissed the conspirators off. Maybe you could argue that it pissed them off so much that it made them make a dumb mistake. I guess that works. Let's face it Chuck, your war on terror has been a big bust. It has done nothing positive for the U.S. or for the people of Iraq, who are dying at a much higher rate than when Saddam was in charge. I realize that big words like "War" and "Saddam" and "Islamic Fasicsm" and "WMDs" play well politically, but the implementation behind them has been an almost perfect disaster.
Now let's turn to your one example, Iran. I guess you are advocating the Bush North Korea strategy wherein we refuse to negotiate while North Korea builds and tests its nuclear weapons. Then we can say, sure, Iran is building and testing Nuclear Weapons but imagine how emboldened they'd be if we'd have negotiated with them. I thought the same thing reading Peretz's Op-Ed and a few editorials in TNR as I do here. What exactly is your serious plan for Iran? I think it is invasion but you guys seem afraid to say it. And you should be afraid because your support will drop from 30% to 20% in a second (although perhaps you'll have a bit of short-term gain followed by long-term pain). I'd really love to hear what the serious people are saying we should do with Iran. I'd love to hear this serious suggestion. Really. Seriously. Just say it already.
Thanks Chuck,
I see that my email was returned as undeliverable. And here I thought Chuck would be open to reader comments. How surprised am I?
August 11, 2006 10:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
What's really disgusting is that his columns are in the MSM (WaPo, Time). He shouldn't be published anywhere outside the far right. I stopped subscribing to Time after getting disgusted by what he wrote once too often. Maybe they finally got rid of him; I don't know.
He's also awfully creepy. Ever see him on Fox? Why is that the case with so many GOP commentators (Bob Novak comes to mind)?
August 11, 2006 11:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Krauthammer knows what he's doing, and he wrote such that it appeared to mean that he was referring to a bomb, not just "the point of no return." You're just playing games with semantics.
August 11, 2006 12:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't think that's his point, but I do think the Dems should do that. They should continually re-emphasize the basics, that Iraq and 9/11 were not connected, that the administration's war plan and occupation have been a never-ending fiasco, that they have no plan except more of the same in Iraq, etc.
The Dems should also explain their foreign policy generally and that they are not antiwar, just anti-this war. Lamont's first and middle names have become antiwar candidate. They'll obviously continue to vigorously fight terrorism, regardless of the BS Krauthammer and Cheney are spouting, and they should continue to make that point. Fighting terrorism good, Iraq war pointless.
This comparison by Krauthammer is just ridiculous. In his view, the only good Iran policy is all-out war. He can't even convince the hardliners in the Bush admin of that, apparently, but no reason not to tar the Dems anyway.
August 11, 2006 12:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Matt,
I comment usually when I want to make a somewhat critical comment.
But, man, I love you.
"But why would anyone listen to this blowhard?"
Indeed.
An ammendment:
"But why would anyone listen to this blowhardS?"
And another.
Where on the depths of their shameless universe, do they get the nerve to portray us as naive?
August 11, 2006 4:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Krauthammer makes a nice point: Lamontine foreign policy will lead to a tragic appeasement in respect to Iran, where Lamont advocates getting help from our allies and offering some carrots. According to Krauthammer, this is bad because it is exactly what we were doing for the last three years, to no avail.
Recap: Lamont's prescriptions are doomed to failure because they would continue what Bush is doing.
Neocons like Krauthammer cannot decide in which of the alternative realities their screeds are supposed to be true. Typical diatribe is "how dare you insinuate that we torture prisoners! If we did not torture, terrorist would already win!" (Exercise in logic: assume that it is correct, prove that terrorists have won already.)
August 11, 2006 10:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Psychiatrist, heal yourself."
August 11, 2006 10:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Matt wrote 'confidently proclaimed', not 'appeared to mean'.
I'm sorry to say it, but Matt misprepresented what Krauthammer wrote. When I read Matt's paraphrase I got an impression in my mind. When I read the Krauthammer article, I discovered the impression was not accurate. Matt got it wrong. That's a plain, inescapable fact, not a 'semantic game'.
August 12, 2006 2:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Why they portau is as naive?
It reminds me logical puzzles of Smulyan. We are visiting Transilvania where vampires say exactly what they believe is not true and insane believe in exactly what is false.
One can add a third category -- cretins who execute each logical operation wrongly. Now, when an insane vampire cretin makes a statement, you have to parse it logically, invert every logical operator...
August 12, 2006 7:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
He reinforces the opinions of the stupid and allows them to feel better about themselves.
August 12, 2006 12:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Chuck Cabbagemallet, April 2003
Obviously delusional. I prescribe involuntary commitment.
August 12, 2006 3:30 PM | Reply | Permalink