Sometimes They're Just Dumb
Beating out the president's claim that no one anticipated a levee failure in New Orleans in the stupid sweepstakes, is The New York Times's assertion that Hillary Duff is "a bit pop, a bit punk" with her punk inclinations represented by her relationship with Joel Madden of Good Charlotte, a gang of poseurs if ever there was one. Duff aside, it goes to show that not every calamitous screw-up you see in the papers or on TV necessarily reflects any sort of political bias or deliberate malice -- sometimes reporters are just making asses of themselves because they don't seem to be able to do any better.
In other bumbling news, check this out from the Post: "Gangs have taken hold 'not just in the Hispanic community but also in the African American community,' [Attorney-General Alberto Gonzalez] told a group of Post writers and editors on Monday. 'I don't know why that's the case.' He promised to think about it and get back to us." Black people in gangs! Who knew? Perhaps Gonzalez should check out Godfather II and learn the obscure tale of Italian-American involvement in organized crime. It's almost as if this is a common phenomenon among socially marginal groups.












Perhaps Gonzalez should check out Godfather II and learn the obscure tale of Italian-American involvement in organized crime.
Hmmmm...being an Italian-American this comes as a complete and utter shock to me. When did this all start?
So what was Gonzalez' plan? Label the Hispanic gang members as "enemy combatants", send all of them to Gitmo, and torture them until they turn over the names of their Al-Qaeda contacts?
September 1, 2005 10:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
In Iraq, the Bush administration's (stated) strategy for dealing with ethnic groups, members of whom have taken to using military/gang force, is to try to give them a full voice in the political life of the country, hoping that will persuade them to take a more peaceful path. Maybe we should try this crazy idea here in the US, huh?
September 1, 2005 11:11 AM | Reply | Permalink
Was Gonzales wearing red or blue when he made that comment? Did he make any unusual hand signals?
September 1, 2005 11:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
Erm, some nitpicks. I think you're almost doing a pot, kettle, black thing here by skipping over an entire level of irony.
Mr. Gonzales is a "Hispanic"! Therefore, he is allowed to say dumb stuff about Hispanics and blacks.
Miz Kalefah Sanneh at the New York Times is not a reporter, but is employed to be a "critic" (see where it sez "Critic's Notebook" at the top?) Therefore, it's one of job requirements to say dumb stuff about culture.
:-)
September 1, 2005 11:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
As long as we're being cliched, lemme see here, Hitler's Brown Shirts were a gang! What a bunch of Nazis!
And, hmmm, doesn't Ms. Duff kinda remind you of Monica Lewinsky?
September 1, 2005 11:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
You don't get the post ostap? It makes no sense, right? Because doing that to Hispanic gang members to address the issues of black gangs would make no sense and would be dumb. That is the point...
September 1, 2005 12:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ok, maybe this is tongue in cheek and I'm missing it, but the indignation over the NYT article seems awfully misplaced. I don't get the sense that Sanneh is trying to prop up Good Charlotte's obviously dubious punk credibility: He's just pointing out that they've adopted the trappings/iconography/etc. of punk, which seems like a fair enough point (and not one that's worth expending the energy to be vitriolic about). I think it's safe to assume that mostpeople who read the article are pretty well aware that Hillary Duff ain't no Public Image Ltd., so I'd much rather read something along the lines of Sanneh's story (which isn't exactly stop-the-presses stuff) than have to slog through you-aren't-a-real-punk gatekeeping, which ain't very intellectually interesting.
Anyway, the poster who said that Sanneh (he's a guy) is a critic, not a reporter, is right. Claiming that the guy's made an ass out of himself because he hasn't shown enough respect for an arbitrary genre distinction seems to be pretty much arguing against the enterprise of rock criticism in general.
September 1, 2005 12:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ironies? We don't need no stinking ironies!
September 1, 2005 12:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Beating out the president's claim that no one anticipated a levee failure
Well, given that the Bush's statement wasn't stupidity, but a calculated lie, you might be right. But I find the juxtaposition a little jarring. Who the heck is Hillary Duff and why should I care?
The only question for Bush is whether variations on the identical lie can continue to work forever: we are always adequately prepared; we've just had the misfortune to be hit by a series of troubles beyond human imagining. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Surely no one anticipated that Bush would have the chutzpah to turn out this lame excuse yet again.
September 1, 2005 12:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
My God, there's a Snark Police!
September 1, 2005 12:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
i admire matthew on politics tremendously, but if it comes to choosing between Mr. (not miz) keleefa sanneh or matthew on music and its social meaning, matthew isn't close to the same league. Sanneh is a superb music critic, one of the best in the business....
September 1, 2005 8:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Beating out the president's claim that no one anticipated a levee failure in New Orleans
Turns out Bush was correct on this point, and Matthew is wrong.
Government Saw Flood Risk but Not Levee Failure
By SCOTT SHANE and ERIC LIPTON
Published: September 2, 2005
WASHINGTON, Sept. 1 - When Michael D. Brown, director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, returned in January from a tour of the tsunami devastation in Asia, he urgently gathered his aides to prepare for a similar catastrophe at home.
"New Orleans was the No. 1 disaster we were talking about," recalled Eric L. Tolbert, then a top FEMA official. "We were obsessed with New Orleans because of the risk."
Disaster officials, who had drawn up dozens of plans and conducted preparedness drills for years, had long known that the low-lying city was especially vulnerable. But despite all the warnings, Hurricane Katrina overwhelmed the very government agencies that had rehearsed for such a calamity. ...
The response will be dissected for years. But on Thursday, disaster experts and frustrated officials said a crucial shortcoming may have been the failure to predict that the levees keeping Lake Pontchartrain out of the city would be breached, not just overflow. ...
While some in New Orleans fault FEMA - Terry Ebbert, homeland security director for New Orleans, called it a "hamstrung" bureaucracy - others say any blame should be more widely spread. Local, state and federal officials, for example, have cooperated on disaster planning. In 2000, they studied the impact of a fictional "Hurricane Zebra"; last year they drilled with "Hurricane Pam."
Neither exercise expected the levees to fail.
Emphasis added. I'm waiting expectantly for Matthew to apologize and issue a correction. (/sarcasm)
September 2, 2005 7:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
Give it up, Al. If you and the NYT want to defend the indefensible, that's fine, but expect to be pretty lonely.
Maybe FEMA had some "assume a spherical cow" simplifications in their model to make the exercise tractable. That's a far cry from saying no one anticipated levee failure. The condition of the levees and need for repair was an on-going topic in the Times Picayune. Anyone with any stake in the situation was concern about what a levee break would mean. Here's an interesting quote about a "worst case scenario" envisioned in 1998"
Homes are without electricity or water service. Shelters are stuffed. And everyone is trapped, whether alone or in clusters, waiting for the National Guard to bring emergency food rations and supplies of drinking water. Assuming no levee breaks, it will be three to five days before city pumps have made much headway sluicing the inundation back into the lake, marshes and river that encircle the metro region
Does this fail to anticipate a levee break? Well, actually it rules it out explicitly from the exercise without giving a good justification for why it won't happen. It's self-contradictory, since it would obviously worsen the worst-case scenario. I would read this more as saying if the levees do breach, then all bets are off, rather than a failure to imagine this happening.
But however you want to read it, the most you can conclude is that these particular modellers weren't anticipating a breach. The fact that they mention it at all suggests that others might reasonably wonder what would happen in that event.
The most charitable assessment of Bush's comment is that it was an irrelevant aside. The federal response was inadequate and would have been inadequate even without a levee breach. Local emergency coordinator Walter Maestri had predicted that the city would look like a massive shipwreck though it sounds like he was more concerned about levees trapping water inside. There is certainly nothing in Bush's statement that excuses his administration's response, and plenty that fits into his pattern of blaming the latest failure on events allegedly beyond human anticipation.
September 2, 2005 10:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
Me and the NYT??? It was the ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS that didn't think the levee would be breached. From the article:
"Army Corps personnel, in charge of maintaining the levees in New Orleans, started to secure the locks, floodgates and other equipment, said Greg Breerwood, deputy district engineer for project management at the Army Corps of Engineers.
"We knew if it was going to be a Category 5, some levees and some flood walls would be overtopped," he said. "We never did think they would actually be breached."
Let's face it, the fact is that Matthew is SIMPLY WRONG. The Army Corps of Engineers did NOT think the levee would breach, even in a Category 5 storm.
Accordingly, I'm not "defending the indefensible", I'm just being reality-based. Unfortuantely, the Bush-Bashers, including Matthew, are simply not dealing with reality.
As I posted above, I'm not expecting Matthew to correct his error - those (like all of the Bush-Bashers) not living in a reality-based community rarely do.
September 2, 2005 10:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
Matt is correct that Bush's comment was "dumb" (except in the political sense that it might have been an effective lie--only time will tell on that one).
I can think of two clear reasons. Most importantly, it's a dumb comment because it does nothing to excuse the federal government's response, which was late in coming and clearly inadequate. Levee breach or not, FEMA has a lot to answer for, so it was "dumb" for Bush to even bring up the topic about a levee breach.
Thought experiment: Suppose you ask an ambulance driver why he spent an extra 5 minutes in a fast food drive thru causing the death of a patient. He responds "I did not anticipate that the patient was a hemophiliac and would bleed that fast." Now suppose all evidence supports his claim that the patent was a hemophiliac and he really never thought about it. Was his response "dumb"? Just wondering how Al and the NYT would classify such a comment. I know how I would.
Of slightly less significance, it was a dumb comment for being obviously and transparently false:
"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." is what Bush said, not that the Army Corps of Engineers had ruled it out. In fact, lots of people anticipated a levee breach and realized what a disaster it would be. If Bush really thinks otherwise, that's astonishing. Once you get this mental image of a city below sea level with only walls holding back disaster, you think "Hey, how are those levees holding up?" Remember the little Dutch boy? If the Army Corps of Engineers had a more sophisticated argument showing why a levee breach would not happen, defying conventional wisdom about a category 5 storm, then I guess they ought to go back to the drawing board on that one.
September 2, 2005 10:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Al,
*Someone* anticipated the levees would be breached:
September 5, 2005 5:05 AM | Reply | Permalink