I was watching with my mouth agape when Novak had his little episode yesterday. I have never seen anyone act the way he did, except for people who were drunk, or trying to break up with someone--lying in wait for any "off" note or word, that you could blow up about--or storm out of the house over, or tear into the other person over, so they can be the one who storms out--and get to be the ditchee, instead of the ditched.
You just snap over some small or imagined slur, or misunderstanding--because you are so desperate to be out of the extreme tension and hopelessness of salvaging the situation. and it's so terrifying to be left, ditched, fired--anything.
Plus drunks do this all the time. At any rate, I used to: nothing particular would be different about a certain meeting, but something would trigger me--like someone could say something really about Kathryn Harris's
I think Novak was lying in wait, even if this was unconscious on his part, because he knew CNN was going to get rid of him. One of the craziest elements of our collective media life in the last two plus years has been, how on EARTH can CNN keep this glowering smoldering disgusting traitorous monkey? (all of which I mean nicely.) It was a disgrace that CNN kept him on Crossfire and Capital Gang even BEFORE he jeopardized the lives of a number and network of covert CIA employees.
But even CNN has standards, no matter how low. It's as if they set the limbo pole for accountability and decency as low as they possible could, and he could still bend even lower.
He's so beyond the beyond, so On Beyond Zebra, to quote the late great Dr. Sueuss. He's as toxic and insane as O'Reilly, except instead of looking like a rich twinkly sadistic banker, he's this glowering lump in a death-suit. Peter Lorre on speedballs.
It must have seemed on some level like a smart move to him: he doesn't have to wait for the axe to fall at CNN, and he'll still be a hero to many on the far right, for defending the honor of his mad-cap bunker-mate, Kathryn Harris.
Having missed the actual program, I was very amused to catch a brief glimpse of it on Hannity & Colmes tonight. Not that I watch Fox or any of its maniacs. I was just looking for a replay of the Novak meltdown that everyone was talking about, and CNN was being very mum. My impression was just a little different.
I don't think he was drunk or high. I DO think that he was fuming over being axed, and probably for having spent far too many hours on "the carpet". I also think that he's like O'Reilly in a way: he really hates the scrutiny by bloggers and the media. He outed Plame and his lawyer probably told him to prepare for indictment.
You know how things come in threes on some really bad days? Well, this was Novak's REALLY bad day. He had it coming!!
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August 5, 2005 7:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
ds, I agree; he didn't look drunk to me either. I think he was totally stressed and simply couldn't take any more pressure. Carville's ribbing could have been a lot tougher. I don't think it was that; he used Carville's remark as an excuse to walk out, because he did not want to face the Plame questions from Henry.
August 5, 2005 9:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's impossible; not even the devil can read into a man's heart (or in Novak's case, vampire heart). So I won't try to infer what motivated him to storm off the set. There's no need to. We can appreciate it for what it is: The greatest on-air batshit meltdown since Teri Gross triggered Bill O'Reilly's fight or flight instinct.
I'm a man of small wants. Seing a thin-skinned coward exposed for thin-skinned cowardice is quite enough for me.
The comedy was good enough.
On second thought...Nah! Let's see Novak edit the prison newspaper!
August 5, 2005 9:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Regarding the drunk vs. not-drunk debate-- I'll be honest, I've not heard the man speak on TV in a year or two at the earliest. All I can say is that when I began watching that clip, the first thought that crossed my mind was, "Why is he slurring his words? And he looks like he can't even keep his eyes open."
If he wasn't drunk, at the least I still feel he was badly impaired in some way.
August 5, 2005 9:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
"He's so beyond the beyond, so On Beyond Zebra, to quote the late great Dr. Sueuss. He's as toxic and insane as O'Reilly, except instead of looking like a rich twinkly sadistic banker, he's this glowering lump in a death-suit. Peter Lorre on speedballs."
Great paragraph Annie. My thoughts exactly, only mine are much less poetic.
August 5, 2005 10:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Two theories I haven't seen anywhere.
First, his lawyers are probably having fits about him doing TV when there are prosecutors listening who have the right to use anything he says against him in a court of law. His legal team may have instructed him that if he gets into a situation where he is going to have choose between lying and hurting himself legally, then simply get up and walk away. The BS comment is just a distraction.
Another similar possibility is that he had an understanding with CNN bosses that he would not be hassled over this. One of the main mysteries is how he has not been forced to explain himself on the air. The only reason I can think of is that CNN management wanted to get his full story when the legal issues were resolved in return for keeping the attack poodles at bay and allowing him to stay on the air. When Novak saw that the moderator was going to hit him on the Who's Who question, he saw that the deal was over and walked downstairs to complain.
When you are between a rock and a hard place, your best move may be to get off TV.
August 5, 2005 10:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Novak was almost like 'management' because he was a big wig with WH connections.
Instead of firing members of management, management has meetings and makes the decision to dump whole departments containing the unwanted managers. They use terms like downsizing, cut backs, restructuring, whatever. It happened to two of us who worked for two gold-bricking do-nothings within a department.A couple of months after our department was axed and we had moved on, we received phone calls inviting us to restart the department under a new name, of course, and without the gold-brickers. We declined.
Seems to me that's what CNN has done by cancelling the two shows containing Novak.
August 5, 2005 10:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
It can be found here:
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2677390
What's up with this thread that they can't provide a simple link to the footage?
Josh Marshall--
At some point could you take a simple poll with regards to how many of your posters are Inside-the-Beltway, versus the rest of us outsiders?
Sometimes I feel like I wandered into the wrong club!
August 5, 2005 10:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Put yourself in his shoes - you've participated in committing treason; you have to maintain a cover story when you don't really know who's said what to whom about the case; you're constantly debating if it would be worse to commit perjury or to have Karl Rove really, really pissed at you; and you're probably spending every minute of every day wondering when the Feds are going to show up with the handcuffs. When you come in to work, you're told that you're going to be asked some questions, then when you sit down you see that big book sitting there. Doesn't matter how ice-cold your blood is, everyone has a snapping point.
August 6, 2005 4:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
Novak is primarily an entertainer anxious to create additional buzz around himself. The motivation for the walkout is the same as Tom Cruise's when he jumps up and down on a couch on a TV show.
August 6, 2005 4:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
My first impression was that Novak accidentally let the curse word slip, was unsure what to do about it (if anything), then walked off rather than continue on. Not the most amusing theory, of course, but that's what struck me at the time. He seemed a bit lost, as if he let the facade slip for a moment.
I do loathe the man, though, and enjoy all the thoughts I've read on the subject.
August 6, 2005 4:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
I will look for the post that discussed the importance of the book lying on the desk. Maybe I heard it on Air America Radio. There is a tie in to the book on the desk.
Here is a copy I found in the blogs on http://www.therandirhodesshow.com
If you are going to be in Atlanta today go check this out.
http://www.keepthevotealive.org/
I am poor and in Iowa so no go for me.
Concerned about Voting Machines? You should be.
Thats all for me.
August 6, 2005 5:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
I agree, Annie. For a long time, I have felt it was inappropriate for CNN to use Novak as a reliable source - after all, he's suspect, in many minds, for his unethical complicity. It would be like inviting Jeffrey Dahmer to be a a pundit discussing the merits of mass murder cases or OJ Simpson opining, with a straight face, about domestic abuse. (And an expectation we would take them seriously?!)
August 6, 2005 6:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
How about Rove and Novak conspiring on the walkout to turn the public conversation to the trivial made-for-tv drama, and away from the important issue of WH officials outing a CIA operative?
If you haven't gone to NYTimes yet this Saturday morning suggest you read Elizabeth Bumiller on long time lrelationship between Rove and Novak.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/06/politics/06novak.html?pagewante
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August 6, 2005 6:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
If he wasn't drunk, at the least I still feel he was badly impaired in some way.
Could be. Maybe I didn't take note, because, to me, that's the way he always looks.
August 6, 2005 7:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
In the CNN context, Novak was a guest on two shows, Captial Gang and Crossfire. Both shows have been cancelled. Maybe he was getting the hint...
Seconds before he stood up, both the commentator and Carville were shouting him down. Maybe the truth was seeping into his head that he was getting pushed out, literally.
August 6, 2005 8:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm curious as to why so many people seem to think Novak is in criminal jeopardy?
Having followed this story and read several of the statutes involved, First Amendment aside, I don't see anything to suggest that Novak faces indictment.
All the statutes deal with those authorized to have info leaking said info. ie, government employees. Not reporters.
So am I missing something?
August 6, 2005 8:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
I think you have to consider that there are at least two leak investigations going on in Washington at present, and they may overlap. THe AIPAC investigation has resulted in three indictments, but two major administration figures, and possibly several reporters, are still suspect and could be indicted. The same two administration figures may be involved in the Plame leak as well. We don't know how the two connect. For all we know, Novak may be the one who revealed Larry Franklin was leaking to AIPAC, or perhaps he received classified information. At this point, it seems likely that Novak thinks he had better keep his mouth shut, and that probably means he thinks he could possibly be indicted.
August 6, 2005 8:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Novak could, of course, be in jeopardy if he lied to the grand jury.
August 6, 2005 9:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
I don't think we can get to Treason in Time of War, because we are not technically at war. But I am thinking that someone who learned of the existence of the OSS in World War Two and published it in the Chicago Sun-Times would have spent the rest of his short life in Leavenworth waiting for the hangman.
But perjury and obstruction of justice are not out of reach.
August 6, 2005 9:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Who knows what condition Novak was in? Maybe it was consciousness of impending doom, or maybe a combination of anti-hay fever medication on top of a couple martinis.
The point is, he's gone from CNN. And Judith Miller, for now, is gone from the New York Times. That's just bound to show up as a 10-point improvement in the average American's intelligence in a couple months.
The House of Novak lies in ruins. Just a few months ago, he was featured prominently in three CNN shows. They're all gone now. Getting fired for saying bullshit saves him the ignominy of getting fired for sheer crapulence over the course of decades.
Yes, this Novak bit is a distraction from the much bigger issues of Plamegate. But as distractions go, it's absolutely delightful.
August 6, 2005 10:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
> So am I missing something?
Mark Kleiman believes that the Intelligence Act of 1917 could be construed to cover third parties such as Miller and Novak. There is also the Atomic Energy Act of 1952, which is binding on everyone regardless of who they work for, how they got the information, and even whether or not they invented the information themselves (e.g design an atomic bomb and the design is automatically classified whether or not you are in any way working for the government).
Not being a lawyer I can't comment on whether either of these acts would apply to Novak, but given that he seems to be clearing every word on Plame with his lawyer there would seem to be some possibility they do.
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August 6, 2005 2:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
Novakula is a disgusting lump of decayed, maggot ridden, man flesh. It would be perfect to cast him as Scrooge in a version of the Dickens classic where he never does "get" the Christmas spirit, but continues to rot physically and spiritually, eventually joining his partner Marley in everlasting, rotting, purgatory.
BTW, Novakula is the co-executive producer of The Capitol Gang and now that the show itself is cancelled, and he being under the gun over the Plame matter, it seems like the perfect time for him to go. The good die young but evil lives forever, so look for him to show up as a Fox News All-Star. (not Alistair)
August 6, 2005 2:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't understand why everyone is so down on Robert Novak. It's hard work being a supercilious grump. It takes a lot of energy to maintain a snobby demeanor. Have some compassion, for god's sake.
Robert just had a fit because after all his years of hard work cultivating an air of perpetual condescension and "inside" gravitas, people weren't buying it anymore.
I understand. I know. As a young guru I used to punch holes in walls when (like Valerie Plame's) my cover was blown. Maybe Robert did too. He looks like a man who might have a secret history of serial drywall repair: the turned down mouth, his chronic peevishness --these are things a gypsum-breathing career sheetrocker can sympathize with. But now he's a smooth, sophisticated, grown-up; an anti-democratic, talking head who gets to storm out of real national tv interviews in a huff instead. Look how far he's come.
Novak's blow-out was nothing but a pent-up ego exit, and hauling an ego that big off-stage on the spur of the moment is no easy task. Cut the guy a break. Be big. At least be bigger than Bob.
One of my old teachers used to say, "If you're not getting your way by staying, you might as well not get your way by leaving."
Maybe he was Mr. Novak's teacher too.
August 6, 2005 3:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
My theory is that he was on some sort of tranquilizer. If I had a special prosecutor after me on one side and Karl Rove thinking I'm a liability on the other, you better believe I'd need to be sedated.
The blow up could have been planned, but I think more likely Carville was making an insider dig about something we don't know about yet. There's a story on IndyMedia that no one can confirm yet that a bunch of them- as in Bush, Cheney, Libby, Card, Miller, Novak, Mary Matalin and others - have been indicted by the grand jury in Chicago. Might not be true at all, but the reporter who originally posted the story had his site hacked, so he moved it to Indy Media Ottawa while it is being repaired. The .pdf is here:http://ottawa.indymedia.org/ottawa/servlet/OpenMir?do=getpdf&
id=1344&forIE=.pdf
August 7, 2005 1:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
I agree with most observations suggesting that Novak was looking for a way to get off camera before the host hit him with a Plame question yet again. Besides the embarrassment of having one lie after another exposed almost as soon as he squirts them out, Novak must be fearing that he is sailing close to legal jeopardy. After all, you only cooperate with grand jury by telling them SOMETHING. That's fine until they find out your something was a lie. Then you figure you could have just skipped that part and gone straight to jail, ala Ms. Miller. It may be dawning on Novak that he doesn't really have a free pass to generate lie after lie. That may finally be cramping his style. Besides making him he feel less talkative, it proably really makes him MAD. Caution, after all, is for losers. It shouldn't be something that the great N has to bother himself about.
It is a bit intriguing that the point on which Novak was Katherine Harris. It makes me think that in addition to feeling defensive about everything else that was going to happen in the program, there may be something about the Harris candidacy that makes him feel especially defensive.
I saw opinions mixed in here earlier about journalists and jail, especially respecting Miss Miller. Protection of sources, I believe, was a value evolved to protect those who would risk their livelihoods or their lives in order to bring to the public information that is in the public interest. None of that applies to Judith Miller's source(s). This is a woman who wanted to ride on the power train, but hang out the window that says "Journalist" over the frame. She is a first class power and glamor wraith who could not care less about journalistic values, and cares less than less about the agony she has helped set loose. It is more than possible that she was defying the jury not to protect her source, but to protect herself from exposure of his own execrable and quite possibly illegal behaviors in the Plame case. She could go to jail for a hundred years, and journalism would be nothing but improved.
August 7, 2005 7:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
But Novak doesn't have to choose between lying and getting himself in trouble legally. All he has to do is what he's been doing, just say he's not going to discuss the subject at all on the advice of his lawyers.
Granted, it's stressful for him to have to sit there and refuse to answer questions from Ed Henry or somebody, so he'd far rather not be put in that position. But I think that's all CNN has been doing with him is acknowledging that he really does have to follow his lawyers' advice on this and that there's not much point in badgering one of their own employees on air about something he's not going to talk about.
What I'd be curious to know is why Ed Henry was apparently about to do just that anyway. I can't imagine that Plame investigation questions directed to Novak on air don't have to be approved in advance by CNN brass, so I wonder what's up with that.
August 7, 2005 8:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
Is there any way to verify the veracity of Mr. Flocco's article?
August 8, 2005 11:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
I posted this once with no appreciable response, but since I believe it to be the best theory out there, I am reposting it so I can crow later about being the only correct theorist out there.
Novak's line addressed to the host, "Just let it go", referred to his slip of the tongue. Novak thought it was a taped segment and thought it could be edited out later. No other interpretation of those words makes any sense, and this interpretation makes perfect sense.
August 8, 2005 3:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
I read your original comment before seeing the video, and thought of it when I did watch the walkout. It has some plausibility because Novak did not look perturbed enough to be walking out of a live broadcast.
If he planned the exit to avoid being questioned, that could account for the lack of fire in his manner, but not the "Let it go" remark.
But if Novak thought the show was being taped, would he not have given this explanation in his apology?
August 8, 2005 7:12 PM | Reply | Permalink