Too Good To Be True?
These are times that try a paranoiac's soul.
It is almost impossible for me to believe that Karl Rove set himself up, as it seems he has done, in outing Valerie Plame.
Of course, by the same token, it is hard to believe we have a president who nicknames his best friend Turd Blossom. What does Bush call Andy Card—Fart Breath?
But back to the paranoia: I am able to believe, about half the time, that Bush and Rove would be capable of orchestrating a second terrorist attack on America, if and when they deem it necessary to instill martial law, which they will.
I am able to believe that there are actions they are still successfully hiding from public scrutiny that will make the 2000 elections and the Downing Street Memos look like child's play, and that when this stiff burbles up to the surface, this administration will somehow survive it. And use it against us.
I long ago stopped asking myself what on EARTH it takes for a pretty girl to get a guy impeached around here. And my mind has been permanently blown by what this administration has gotten away with. Half the time, when I see Bush smiling and giving us all his odd little wave—sort of a cross between Miss America and the Third Reich—I hear the song from the Producers, "It's SPRING time, for Hitler, and Germany."
But I'm so suspicious about the Rove revelation. Maybe it's that whatever shred of trust I had was ruined by the exit polls on election day in 2004. But I can't beleive Rove made such a flagrant mistake. I know that nothing is beyond these people, and that nothing is what it seems anymore--up is down and black is white and the American stock market soared after the attacks on London. So I don't pretend to be interpreting events with much insight anymore. And while my heart leapt about like a jackrabbit when the Rove story first broke, I am now worried that this is all a red herring I admit that I do have the merest lovable hint of paranoia, which my doctor assures me is nowhere as bad as Richard Nixon's—and I don't think it's quite as bad as the comic Emo Phillips described when he wrote, "I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse Code." But as someone once said, the question is not whether or not we're paranoid, but whether we're paranoid enough, because I think the real story is going to be so much worse than Rove outing Valerie Plame.
It's TERRIBLE what Rove and the monstrous pig Robert Novak have done to her and to our country. And I have to say, I loved reading every single word of Scott McClellan's press conference this morning, and watching him squirm on TV: and I know Jesus would join me in saying to him, HAH HAH HAH, you lying shit.
But is anyone else worried that it's a distraction? I mean, is it hot in here, or is it me?
Let me try to explain: many years ago, when I was in a heinous, addicted, vampire-dance-floor relationship with a guy, I got so obsessed that a therapist finally asked me, very gently, "What is going on inside you that is so terrifying, that obsessing about Steven seems like a good alternative?" And it broke the trance. I was able to get to the truth of my extreme woundedness, and see that obsessing about this guy was a way of medicating myself, through distraction.
Now I am wondering what the Bush administration is up to, because theirs is truly a vampire's dance- floor of a government: smoke and mirrors and insatiable lust for power. What could they conceivably be busted for, that is so mendacious, so much worse even than Downing Street and the stolen election and stolen billions in Iraq, that sacrificing Karl Rove seems like the only alternative?
I'm worried that they're throwing us a bone because it doesn't seem that Rove was capable of such arrogant stupidity two years ago….although, I suppose, I can still dream, can't I?












Comments (29)
Yeah, you're paranoid.
Rove has been doing these things for years. Since he was a kid, really. One classic example is when he planted a bug in his own office to frame the opposing campaign.
So no, I don't think this is hiding something worse. It's just what Rove has always done.
July 11, 2005 9:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
As Social Security privatization was being pressed, they passed the bankruptcy bill, a "compromise" on federal judges, 80 billion more for Iraq, among other things.
Not to mention a Senate win on CAFTA, and probably the budget and energy bill.
Now, Social Security was a big issue, and without folks like Josh pushing it and exposing it for what it really was, it may very well have been destroyed.
But I see your point. With support for Iraq (and Bush, etc) plummeting, and tax "reform" coming next, what better time to toss up a sacrificial lamb.
Luckily, there are enough of us now (thanks to the blogosphere) to fight the big fights without taking our eye off the ball.
I share your paranoia, Annie, and it is well-founded. How can such a saavy political strategist leave himself so wide open? Surely it couldn't have been hubris. Or maybe it could. After years of steering the media, perhaps the felt untouchable.
But this is a good question, and one that we should watch closely. Perhaps the fact that this came to light in the time of one (and likely two) Supremes resigned.
Either way, the fact that they have us so afraid (speaking for myself), says something about their..whatever they are doing.
July 11, 2005 9:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't think they're throwing us a bone, if only because the timing of this doesn't depend on them; it depends on Fitzgerald. I did wonder when it seemed that Rove had given permission for Cooper to testify, but if the Washington Post is right (I won't try to link; when I do, the hateful tags appear), he didn't; his lawyer just kept repeating the 'blanket waiver, of course my client is eager for everyone to tell what they know' once too often, and Cooper decided to take him at his word.
Which means: I don't think they decided the timing of this at all. And unlike the press, a decent prosecutor doesn't just let stuff drop when the public loses interest.
Between this and Guantanamo, I am feeling very grateful to the legal system these days.
July 11, 2005 9:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Anne,
I would like to think that the Buddha would join you and Jesus exhaling " HA HA HA, you lying shit".
July 11, 2005 9:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
As I posted earlier, there's a question in my mind about the possible scope of Fitzgerald's investigation. Can Fitzgerald broaden it himself? Who sets the limits? If the WH is worried more about the story behind the story, that is, the Yellowcake forgeries, then perhaps they are hoping to short circuit Fitz by tossing him a bone. Give him a a way to publicly do his job, feel good about it, and go home. As good as it feels to think Rove may have screwed himself in this, you have to remember that he isn't the biggest puppet master in DC. I believe that distinction belongs over at OVP.
Paranoid? Yes. And for good reasons. There's a bigger story and you know it. Rove, for all of his talents, may not be the biggest and best in DC at playing all of us. And, most frightening of all, at least to me, is that the president may really have been asleep through all of this.
July 11, 2005 9:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
I agree Anne, it's hard for me to believe that Karl Rove was then (2003) so arrogantly stupid.
There must be something even worse that they are sitting on.
I love reading your stuff . . . I'm not the only paranoiac.
July 11, 2005 9:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
My gut instinct is to be just as bat-guano paranoid as you, Annie. And yet...and yet...there is a pretty good history of these yahoos twisting themselves into knots, trying to be too clever by half, then getting bailed out by an electorate that just doesn't seem to give a crap. Whatever master plan they may have had in mind, this looks like it's spun out of their control and taken on a life of its own. Looks like even the Fox clowns and their frantic spin attempts will be swallowed up in this one. The question is whether anyone has the courage to follow up the chain of command to El Jefe himself.
July 11, 2005 9:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
but consider how much time is spent by these ghouls talking amongst themselves about their own skullduggery. I can imagine Cheney chortling everytime a decision came down protecting his Energy cabal. Then Bush and Rove heads together figuring out how to drag this investigation out beyond the election, beyond the time it took to investigate and prosecute Watergate. They'll drag it out long enough for Bush to give himself a pardon on his last day in office.
I am paranoid with I think of these sociopaths and wonder what country they are next planning to bomb. Will they invade Syria, Iran, North Korea? Will more innocent people die to satiate their blood lust? Oooooo, I am scaring myself right now.
July 11, 2005 9:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
The "war on terror" is a contest between two international intelligence and paramilitary networks with a common origin, one still morally bound to the United States and accountable to it, the other freelancing and foraging opportunistically. The Plame matter makes clear which network retails the Republican asset.
Martial law, if chance permits, but not dictatorship. Bush is not a self-propelled phenomenon like Julius Caesar or Napoleon Bonaparte. He is a tractable neurotic, happy to buy friends with other people's money and relieved to hear that contempt trumps competence. The perfect candidate, in other words, to head a puppet government.
It isn't up to Bush or his pompous gangsters when the United States gets hit next. They don't even rate a "need to know." They are, in fact, disposable. What happens to Rove will be decided by public relations consultants.
July 11, 2005 11:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
I can't shake the feeling that Rove is just a decoy and, in the final analysis, will not be fired or indicted. I think this started in the VP's office. I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think we will ever know the truth. Rove is probably technically innocent, though, of course, the truth is that the words 'Rove' and 'innocent' rarely belong in the same sentence together.
July 11, 2005 11:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wow! This thread makes me worried about posting here.
I use tin foil to wrap food.
July 11, 2005 11:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Those whose job it is to ridicule all "tinfoil hat" conspiracy theorists as off the wall wackoes should either get a clue themselves or stuff their tinfoil in their loudest orifice. The definition of conspire is to join in a secret agreement to do an unlawful or wrongful act or to use such means to accomplish a lawful end. This is all about conspiracy.
July 12, 2005 1:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
These people are not invincible, they're stupid. They don't have superpowers. In fact, its the idea that they do have such powers which has led us to this point, and it is the push back that should have happened long ago which is changing the reality we see each day.
Remember, these are humans, humans who make mistakes, humans responsible for the boneheaded @#*#&%^ $%#$ that is Iraq.
I'm reminded in some ways of Napoleon--he was thought to be an invincible genius. What happened was that the people he was up against couldn't see in his terms. Each time they suffered a defeat, they collapsed completely and assumed that the defeat they just suffered meant the end.
Lo and behold, Napoleon's enemies found themselves still around, despite all of the "crushing defeats" they suffered. They realized Napoleon's strength was that he knew that the French people were resilient enough to take a hard defeat--a knowledge that allowed the Emperor to take risks that his enemies felt they could not.
When those arrayed against Bonaparte realized that the defeats they suffered did not mean they were out of the fight, they too started to take the risks necessary to win. At that point, Napoleon was doomed by the forces he stirred up.
The same goes for us. The Republicans hold every branch of government, yet we are still here. Indeed, the minute we seemed to really start fighting, really started to take risks, our fortunes began to look up.
Now is the time for renewed action and perserverance on our parts. If there is anything our American ancestors have given us, it is this strength to go on, the ability to continue to press despite adversity. We need to draw upon that strength now. As we do, we will start to really believe in ourselves again. After that, the World. . .
I have to disagree with the poster. They will not be able to stage a terrorist attack again and use it against us. Indeed, they didn't stage the first one. They are not allpowerful, they are weak.
July 12, 2005 5:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
July 12, 2005 6:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
You said "How can such a savvy political strategist leave himself so wide open? Surely it couldn't have been hubris. Or maybe it could. After years of steering the media, perhaps the felt untouchable."
That is exactly the point. People think that Rove is some kind of evil genius, but really they are all caught in the same trap, the assumption that no one could be that low and power hungry.
It is this lust for power that can never be satisfied that pulls down all these "evil geniuses". I don't know who said it, but the banality of evil applies to Rove as few cliché’s do.
Rove is no more or less than a political hack that will do anything he can to jump on the other side with both feet. That he got caught on this just means that he had it so easy for so long that the edge came off of his game.
He is street smart and that works for a long time, if other people help, but just like any other thug from the street sooner or later the rules of civil society trip them up and they wind up guests of the state somewhere away from decent people. With any luck, that will happen to our pal Rove.
July 12, 2005 7:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
You're a national treasure, Annie. I'm sharing this one around.
July 12, 2005 7:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
Look, I don't doubt that Rove could have screwed up. Here are some reasons why:
So,yes, Rove has had some hits (using the homeland security vote against the dems in 2002, screwing McCain in 2000 in South Carolina, using the swift boat campaign against Kerry) but he has had plenty of misses.
Now, it is clear that to the extent Rove is a genius, his talent best emerges when his back is to the wall. Let us not forget that the administration fought Homeland Security for months before they realized that they had to take it on and the only way to do so was with the poison pill about dropping civil service protections for department employees. This is Rove at his best: nail the dems on placing their love of big government over security, and simultaneously start wedging into the power and security of government employees to further drown the beast, borrowing from Norquist. Rove's back was to the wall, and he responded.
This then is why I do have a troubling, nagging doubt on your paranoia remarks. I will happily and quickly dismiss this when presented with viable alternatives, but so far the press reports simply fuel my paranoia.
With the Plame incident Rove's back is to the wall like never before. It is not a campaign he will lose, but everything. If he is successfully prosecuted, he goes to jail, loses his daily family life, loses his power, loses his dream of a Republican majority for generations to come.
To this end, I belive Rove's speech was clearly intended not to save Bush's butt, but Rove's. It fit the bill of trumping up terror whenever fortunes come down. However, such trumping up works best in the context of manifest, real-time terror. The trouble is that there was no such terror to be found when Rove gave his speech.
Here we are, scarcely two weeks after the speech, with the horrific bombings in London. These bombings caught the very competent UK counterterrorism pros off guard. The links to Al Qaeda so far appear tenuous at best (although it is plausible that the high power explosives they got were lifted from Iraq). THe bombs were not crude, as in Madrid, and did not require lots of explosive material (also like Madrid). The Fox News talking points after the explosion seemed ready made from Rove's speech.
You get the drift. Please, someone, prove me too paranoid here.
July 12, 2005 7:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Annie, you're crazy :)
No, I doubt there is much more to this story than the usual mix of breath-taking incompetence and mind-boggling arrogance which is the normal mode of operation in the GWB White House. Rove's not a genius. He is just a completely reckless bully. The trick with those guys is that they don't have any idea what they're doing and they just don't give a sh*t. So at first, they seem to be incredibly daring, so successful when in fact they're just Wile E Coyote running over the cliff.
And one day, gravity reasserts itself, people stop taking the crap and those bullies just go splat down the canyon. Exhibit A is the Bolton story. Just ask Steve Clemons on the method. Simply say NO!, assert the truth over and over and over and watch the uber-macho turn into a puddle. Bolton's career is dead. Even if he ever gets the job, he won't go anywhere. He's now and for ever the "kiss-up kick-down" goat-f***er.
Now, what Democrats need to do with Rove is to re-learn the fine art of cold-blood retribution and beat the guy with his own crap, beat him all the time, days in, days out, beat him to the ground, and when he's on the ground, continue to kick him in the face, in the ribs, in the, err, youknowwhat. Beat and blow and strike untill there is just bloody pulp left.
So don't say to him "HAH HAH HAH, you lying shit". Don't say anything to this guy. It would acknowledge him as a sentient being to be transacted with and that's giving him way too much. This sociopath is not worthy a single word of dialogue.
Just go and kill this guy. Kill his career dead.
And put the fear of God in all those Rove wannabes out there.
July 12, 2005 9:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
Those exit polls did it for me. But I expected the theft. The discouraging part is the media's acceptance, refusal to make it a story. You just couldn't even get a letter in the Times on the subject, I tried, others tried - finally months later they published a letter from Bob Fitrakas, the lawyer who filed suit in Ohio - too late - mentioning that statistics don't stop working at the American border.
What stories on the election that were printed tended to dampen criticism: they talked about the long lines, but rarely mentioned the vote-flipping machines in, for example, Mahoney County. And I never saw a story which made the connection between the exit polls and the tens of thousands of reported cases of fraud.
Not that the Times, the Wall St. Journal, and all, were incapable of reporting that kind of story. They did it with aplomb when the same thing happened in the Ukraine.
But the press's behavior around the "elections" of 2000 and 2004 makes me distrust everything I read.
July 12, 2005 10:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
"Those exit polls did it for me, too" I meant to say. Wish this thing had an edit key.
July 12, 2005 10:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
With the Plame incident Rove's back is to the wall like never before. It is not a campaign he will lose, but everything. If he is successfully prosecuted, he goes to jail, loses his daily family life, loses his power, loses his dream of a Republican majority for generations to come.
Well, does he really?
Let's say Rove gets fired. What's next?
I don't think it's too paranoid at all to suspect that there's a bigger game going on here. Yes, one can wrap oneself up in second-guessing and conspiracy theories, but that can also be called thinking ahead, or trying to anticipate your opposition.
Conspiracy theories, in my opinion, seem to become detrimental when they begin to focus on and obsess about details--what time did Scott call Amber?--but can be quite beneficial when they take a step back and take a synthetic view of the Big Picture. I guess I'm with Annie on this one.
July 12, 2005 11:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
"They're so smart! They're so wily! They're so unrepentantly evil, how can we possibly defeat them?"
Enough!
We beat them on social security. We beat them on Bolton. You wanna know why?
Because we fought.
One of the reasons Karl Rove gets away with everything is because Democrats won't fight back. During the election instead of publicly chanting, "Where's Osama," we said, "oh, best not to bring Osama up during the election because they've seen it coming and they've actually captured him and he's on ice and they're waiting for us to say 'Where's Osama' so they can wheel him out and make us look stupid."
Guess what? They don't have Osama. There are no WMDs in Iraq. They don't have a master plan. They just have an opposition that talks itself out of fighting instead of calling them out on their lies.
It's FDR time, guys. Nothing to fear but...
July 12, 2005 11:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
Paranoia or reasonable deductions? Who forged the documents? Not a word of wonder do we hear from the bushgroup. That would seem to be an obvious investigation. (Seymour Hersh should take a long hard look at this.) He who forges just might pillage. The bushgroup needs a distraction. Watch out, or perhaps they have made one or two disruptions already.
July 12, 2005 12:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
They (bushgroup) are smart, coniving, revengeful, deceitful, dangereous, and willing to do what ever it takes to further the initial plan.......
Their Project for the New American Century.
July 12, 2005 12:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
1. Rove is the monstrous pig, not Novak.
2. Novak is a crabby weasel.
3. Everyone makes mistakes sometime. This may be Rove's time.
4. May it be so.
July 12, 2005 3:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes. Kick the guy when he's down. He's now down. Democrats, let's kick him. Then stomp him. And then stomp some more. And let us only stop when we're sure he's roadkill.
July 12, 2005 3:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rove takes a bullet for Cheney.
Remember?
Scooter Libby?
President pro tem Cheney's gofer?
Heard his name recently?
Nope.
Heard CHENEY'S name recently?
YOU know...that 500 lb. corporate gorilla in the corner?
Remember the original stories?
"Libby Libby Libby Libby Libby..."
Connect Libby to this...then you connect Cheney.
Connect Cheney...and there's Corporate America with its ass hanging out.
<img src="http://www.bettybowers.com/graphics/roadcheney.gif" border="0">
DETOUR!!!
Nice.
The butt-boy/brain , in CLASSIC pulp lit style.takes the fall.
<img src="http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/exhibitions/presidentially_speaking/images/tuby_rove.jpeg" border="0">
And the hero...ALWAYS a big-time asshole if looked at in a certain way...
<img src="http://www.republicangear.com/george%20W%20Bush%2043rd%20President%20Round.gif" border="0">
Comes out as clean as a steam-dried condom.
Nice work, boys.
They haven't lost their touch.
Bush's Brain.
<img src="http://www.tart.org/ilovekarlrove/archives/250_ilk.gif" border="0">
Not EXACTLY...
S.
July 13, 2005 6:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry...the images showed in the comment box as i was writing it, but they did not post.
What did I do wrong?
(New here.)
And can I either delete or clean up the post?
AG
July 13, 2005 6:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
I like to keep tabs on what the enemy camp is saying, and came across this little piece at the National Review today:
http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/annis200507180805.asp
What will they think of next?
July 18, 2005 2:45 PM | Reply | Permalink